Recap: The Simpsons S 9 E 14 Das Bus

Springfield Elementary's Model U.N. participants (including Bart and Lisa) wind up stranded on an island when their bus goes off a bridge. Meanwhile, Homer tries to start an Internet company despite that he has no business plan, no computer, and no knowledge of the Internet.


  • Bait and Switch: As the school bus drives, we hear children singing "99 Bottles of Beer" very loudly, but when we cut inside, we see the kids are completely quiet and Otto is listening to it on his Walkman, in a tape called "Songs to Enrage Bus Drivers".
    Otto: I don't know why I bought this stupid tape!
    (ejects tape, then throws it out the window)
  • Bait-and-Switch Comment: Principal Skinner told Otto to be careful because he was being entrusted with the school's most important asset: the bus.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Bill Gates' idea of "buying out" Homer is having his hired goons smash up his house. As Bill Gates points out, "I didn't get rich by writing lots of checks." (evil laugh).
  • Credits Pushback: The Noah's Ark movie falls victim to this, even starting before the end credits.
    God: The secret of life is-
    Kent Brockman: You've seen the movie, now meet a real life Noah! Only this one's been accused of killing two of every animal! Coming up next, on A.M. Springfield!
  • Dirty Coward: Milhouse forces Bart and Lisa to carry him when they are running from the others and when he swings over a gap, throws the vine down despite their pleas to throw it back and abandons them.
  • Epic Movie: The Noah's Ark movie, which is so long that it goes throughout the whole night and ends the following morning.
  • Especially Zoidberg: Used in Troy McClure's Noah's Ark movie, when God tells Noah to gather two of every animal:
    Noah: Even stink beetles?
    God: Especially stink beetles!
  • Gratuitous German: The episode title is more a case of As Long as It Sounds Foreign, because the correct word would be "Der Bus".
  • Last Minute Project: Bart's report for the Model U.N. Club.
    Bart: Uh, ahem, let's see... (shuffling blank papers) The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn. (Skinner raises eyebrow) Or, as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
  • The Millstone / Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Milhouse throwing the grapefruit caused Otto to crash the bus into the ocean.
  • No Ending: Lampshaded when narrator James Earl Jones says that the kids were eventually rescued by "Oh... let's say Moe." Justified, in that Lord of the Flies has a similar anticlimatic ending.
  • No One Gets Left Behind: Parodied during the chase scene, in which Milhouse falls behind while he, Bart and Lisa are being pursued by the other kids.
    Milhouse: I can't go on, you two go ahead... and carry me with you!
  • Reality Ensues: Similar to Lord of the Flies, it shows that trapping a bunch of kids alone on a deserted island is more likely to lead to incompetence, boredom, and a slow, agonizing madness/distrust than quirky misadventures.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Bart of all people shows a surprising amount of clemency as the de facto leader of the children, giving Milhouse a fair trial and finding him not guilty due to lack of incriminating evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. It's deconstructed of course, as his rational authority alone can't quell an angry mob.
  • Shout-Out:
  • Smash Cut: After finding out that the boar feeds by licking slime molds off of rocks, Lisa proclaims that they now have a food source, and thus are saved. The scene then cuts to the boar being spit-roasted, the other kids finally getting a decent meal, while Lisa sullenly licks slime off a rock.
  • Spiritual Successor: Inverted; oddly this episode has been cited a couple times as a major inspiration for the first season of Lost.
  • Take That: "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"
    Lisa: Oh my gosh!
    Nelson: That is hungry.
    Lisa: Really hungry!
    • As Springfield Elementary's Model UN is fighting, Skinner says this:
    Skinner: Children! Do you want to be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
  • Techno Babble: An interesting example. While Comic Book Guy's request to Homer obviously goes over his head, it's actually clear, logical, and transparent to a trained networking engineer.
    Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kbps internet connection to a 1.5 Mbps fiber-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?Translation 
    Homer: [has no idea what was just said] Can I have some money now?
  • There Is No God: After having watched a Bible movie Homer calls God "his favorite fictional character."
  • Time Marches On: Bart represents Libya during UN class and wears the same Cool Shades and showcases the same anti-American attitude as their former leader Muammar Gaddafi. Needless to say that this segment is less comprehensible since Gaddafi was ousted from power in 2011.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: The last we see of Otto is that he's taken aboard a Chinese boat where the sailors intend on selling him into slavery.
  • Whole Plot Reference: To Lord of the Flies.
  • You Wouldn't Hit a Guy with Glasses?: Invoked by Milhouse. Nelson's response? "Yoink!"
    Milhouse: [completely terrified] Well... now that you've got every you need, I'll just, y'know, get out of your hair...