"50] Cheap a$$ manufacturers of DVDs who list as 'features' chapters, interactive menues, and the time. These arent features. Thats like calling your computers keyboard a 'feature'. Lame a$$ marketing people."
— From Lupin's rant
on things he hates, hidden in the code for The New Tetris
on things he hates, hidden in the code for The New Tetris"It says, quote, 'new advanced security features include no exposed holes'. Now, I was completely unaware that the absence of holes in a safe was either a 'new' or 'advanced' security feature. But it got the lawyer in me thinking: If there aren't any, quote, 'exposed holes', well, how about unexposed holes? And that seems to be the problem with this product."
"This game does have some awards, and they're all about how CLEAN the game is. Guys, news flash: just because your game's clean, doesn't mean it deserves merit. That's like getting a medal every time you wash your hands after taking a shit."
— Caddicarus, in his crossover with Brutal Moose reviewing The Zoo Race
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