Quotes: Artistic License Religion

Alice: "So, why are you out here?"
Bob: "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"
Alice: "Heresy!"
Bob: "If you want to be vulgar about it, then yes, heresy."

Mission President: What's going on here is that you have all brought ridicule down onto the Latter-Day Saints.
Nabulungi: But we are all Latter-Day Saints now, right?
Mission President: You and your people are about as far from being Latter-Day Saints as it gets. You all are!