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5th Jun '16 9:00:34 PM FF32
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->'''Sammy Sosa''': I had given up hitting home runs for Lent, so I had to wait until Hot Mr. Easter had eaten Tall Jesus and banished Sexual Jesus to a canyon so that the tyranny of the Jesus brothers could end and Lent would be over. Only then could I start hitting home runs.\\
'''Kerry Wood''': I once asked Sammy what he thought the story of Easter was, and the nine-hour story he told me gives me nightmares to this day, and is entirely unrepeatable.
-->-- '''Website/{{Clickhole}}''', ''[[http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-1998-major-league-baseball-home-run-c-4441 An Oral History Of The 1998 Major League Baseball Home Run Chase]]''
6th Apr '14 4:06:44 PM Prfnoff
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Bob: [[ExpospeakGag "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"]]

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Bob: [[ExpospeakGag "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"]]'"]]\\



'''Mission President''': You and your people are about as far from being Latter-Day Saints as it gets. '''You all are!'''

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'''Mission President''': You and your people are about as far from being Latter-Day Saints as it gets. '''You ''You all are!'''are!''
6th Apr '14 4:06:17 PM Prfnoff
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->Alice: "So, why are you out here?"
->Bob: [[ExpospeakGag "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"]]
->Alice: "Heresy!"
->Bob: "If you want to be vulgar about it, then yes, heresy."

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->Alice: "So, why are you out here?"
->Bob:
here?"\\
Bob:
[[ExpospeakGag "'Irreconcilable theo-philosophical differences with society at large.'"]]
->Alice: "Heresy!"
->Bob:
Alice: "Heresy!"\\
Bob:
"If you want to be vulgar about it, then yes, heresy.""

->'''Mission President''': What's going on here is that you have all brought ridicule down onto the Latter-Day Saints.\\
'''Nabulungi''': But we are all Latter-Day Saints now, right?\\
'''Mission President''': You and your people are about as far from being Latter-Day Saints as it gets. '''You all are!'''
-->-- ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon''
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