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Trunks: By the way, we don't have Dragon Balls anymore so...
Goku: But then what are we in?

Alex: Come on, gang. We've got to leave Madagascar and get back to New York.
Marty: Uh, we left Madagascar in the second movie.
Alex: Really? New York looks so different.
Melman: No, we only made it to Africa. But now, we're leaving Africa.
Alex: Oh, for New York?
Gloria: No, Monte Carlo.
Alex: Wow, and yet they're still calling this movie Madagascar, huh?
MAD, "Outtagascar / FIENDS"

Sarah: I don't think [the Jupiter Ascending episode] was like a Midnight Screening but...
Brad: Oh, they haven't been that for, like, four years. I think since like Man of Steel.

As a series, Alone in the Dark has always been about subtle, claustrophobic horror, as is sort of implied by the name. Now it makes no sense, because you're not alone and it's not even dark because everything's on fire.
Yahtzee Croshaw of Zero Punctuation on the 2008 Alone in the Dark reboot.

"In a couple of weeks, Harriette, Eddie, Laura, Grandma, Aunt Rachel, little Richie, and the other little kid are gonna get teleported to another dimension, and then Steve injects Carl with his own DNA, so Carl turns into another Steve Urkel? That's two Steve Urkels and no family, on a show called Family Matters! How the FUCK does that work?!"
Key & Peele, "Slap-Ass: In Recovery"

Your gym partner, though you rarely actually ever see us in gym class together?
Jake Spidermonkey trying to jog an amnesiac Adam Lyons' memory, My Gym Partner's a Monkey

"Why is there a sixth night? Why? It's Five Nights at Freddy's!"
Markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's 'Not-So-Official' Ending - Part 3"

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