->''"Traitors! Scum! I'm so proud."''
-->-- '''Hondo''', '''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'''

->''"El Salvador at the time Doakes was there had been a true three-ring circus of torture, rape, murder, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking name-calling]]. And no one had thought to invite me."''
-->-- '''Literature/{{Dexter}}''', ''Dearly Devoted Dexter''

-> ''"Hitler, what a lad! Knows how to deal with political opponents!"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JosefStalin''', regarding Hitler's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives purge of the SA]]

->''"[[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower President Eisenhower]] was a far more sly and devious man than people suspected and I mean those words in their very best sense."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', ''Six Crises''

->But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too". This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate.
-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'', on the [[FluffyTheTerrible African Honey Badger]].

->'''Vexxarr:''' Is this Sony Corporation of America?\\
'''Sony:''' Yes it is...\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Is the the same Sony currently the subject of three lawsuits regarding a {{DRM}} which [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_BMG_copy_protection_rootkit_scandal installs a rootkit and opens the door for undetectable Trojans]]?\\
'''Sony:''' Yes.\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Is this the same Sony that was stupid enough to use code from an existing open source application in its supposedly copyrighted media player?\\
'''Sony:''' ...yes...\\
'''Vexxarr:''' And is this the same Sony that was sued for using a fictional film critic to trick filmgoers into seeing 'The Animal' and 'Hollow Man'?\\
'''Sony:''' ''*sigh*'' yes...\\
'''Vexxarr:''' Well, I'd like to offer my sincere thanks...Yes, really. It takes a lot to make the attempted [[AlienInvasion conquest of an entire species]] look like a parking violation by comparison, but by gum you guys pulled it off!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'', "[[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=121905 Relative Culpability]]"

->''"You reek of ''[[ProfessionalKiller death]]'', friend. I salute you."''
-->-- '''Nazim''', VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim

->'''Max:''' That waiter scammed us good.\\
'''Sam:''' Yeah. Not only did he get us to wash dishes,[[labelnote:*]]Three loads of them, each[[/labelnote]] but we ''each'' paid for ''both'' meals. I gave him a big tip.\\
'''Max:''' Same here. He definitely earned it.
-->-- ''Webomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"Oooh, devious! Well played!"''
-->-- '''Ambassador Gregoria''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaijudo}}''

->'''Wooster''': Battle clanks! HUGE ones!\\
'''Agatha''': Ooooooh! Magnificent!\\
'''Krosp''': Um, they are here to ''attack'' us.\\
'''Agatha''': And I can't wait to see them in action!\\
'''Diamant''': Well, that's encouraging.\\
'''Krosp''': WHAT?!\\
'''Diamant''': Her grandfather used to open the gates for things like this--so he could get a better look.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20071112#.VCzqfPldWSo "Everybody Fusses About the War Clanks"]]

->''"Pop Psychology at its worst! That girl's theories are unfounded, her professional manner's a joke, and her training, if ANY, is shoddy at best! ({{Beat}}) I LOVE THIS SHOW! The girl's more screw-loose than ME!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''''s impressions on Harley Quinn's show, ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman''

->''"You tried to poison me in my sleep... You used me as bait for your revenge... What kind of vassal are you? ...But! But, I don't mind that side of you. A true demon is always full of ambition and aims for the top. As King, I'll need a right-hand demon like you under my command."''
-->-- '''Laharl''' to Etna, ''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness''

->''[[AndIMustScream Immobility, insomnia, and... immortality]]? Dear Lord! There’s a special place in hell for people like you! Namely, the Board of Directors! Welcome aboard!''
-->--'''The Devil''' reading Larisa's list of three things she'd wish upon her worst enemy, ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo''