Quotes / Animaniacs Episode 47

Yakko: Hey, look at this store!
Wakko: There's movies galore!
Dot: We've seen them a thousand times
Over before!
The Warners: And that's why our brains
Don't work anymore!

Yakko: The Player is a movie
About finding fresh new scripts
Like Rambo III and Rocky V and Star Trek Number VI.
'Dot: Eva toured with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a Sister Act,
But both were Unforgiven, because
Neither one could act.

Wakko: The Hand That Rocked The Cradle
Once belonged to Hook, you see,
But it got bored and so it joined
The Addams Family.
Yakko: Amadeus was a genius,
Beethoven was a dog,
The Muppet Family Christmas
Is about a pig and frog.

Dot: There was a sled named Rosebud
And a Citizen named Kane.
He rode until the snow was melted,
Now he's Singin' in the Rain.
Wakko: The Princess Bride got married to
The handsome Prince of Tides,
Which now makes her dad, The Fisher King
The Father Of The Bride.
The Warners: And pretty soon, you'll find them all
Inside your TV Guide...
Along with all the stars you like to see!

Dot: Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone...
Yakko: Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone...
Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy...
Dot: Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorsese...
Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia...
Wakko: Robert De Niro and Andy García...
Dot: Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford...
Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford...
The Warners: Jack Nicholson, Brando and Marilyn Monroooooooooeeee...
And that's all the people we know!

All: We're glad the dinosaur is gone,
He was an easy mark.
But if we ever miss him,
We can rent Jurassic Park!
The Warners: So when it comes to clunkers
Like The Babe or like Presidio...
Don't pay $7.50.
Just rent them on home video.
As for us, it's bye-bye time!
So long, now, toodle-oo!
We've had quite enough of this...
All: Video revue!