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Minako: Is that... some special effect!?
Makoto: I thought we were auditioning for a family drama, not a monster show...
Ami: It's not a special effect... it's real!

David Lightman: [logging onto a computer] Joshua.
JOSHUA: Greetings, Professor Falken.
David: [typing] Hello, are you still playing the game?
JOSHUA: Of course. I should reach DEFCON 1 and launch my missiles in 28 hours. Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
David: [reading] 69% of the housing destroyed, 72 million people dead? [typing] Is this a game or is it real?
JOSHUA: What's the difference?

Castle: It's a game... This whole thing. The fake IDs, the dossiers, Luvania, the banking minister. It's all part of a game.
Hans: Come on. You're breaking the fourth wall here.
Castle: Listen, Hans, or whatever your name is, you see that woman? She's a real cop. There's been a real murder, and you are really under arrest. If you don't start talking to us, you're gonna stay in jail. Real jail.
Hans: You're telling me this is real?
Beckett: Very.
Hans: I'm really in jail?
Castle: Yes, you are really in jail.

Are they filming a movie, dood? Where's the camera? I don't see it...
Oh, this...
It's not a movie, dood!
(STAGE START)
Mystery Room Prinny encountering two Giant Mooks, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance

Dr. Timothy: I found one of the counselors. I'm afraid he's dead.
Professor Chaos: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe he's just sleeping.
Dr. Timothy: No, he's super dead. I poked him with a stick.
Fastpass: Come on, this is totally fake. Someone's just trying to scare us. First fake monsters, and now a fake body. If this was a real body, then this would be a real eyeball. [Grabs and squeezes the counselor's eye] And this would be real blood. [Dips his finger in the blood and tastes it] Hmm. This is definitely real blood.
Professor Chaos: Real blood?! You mean this is really real? Oh god, we're all gonna die!
South Park: The Fractured but Whole, "Bring the Crunch"

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