->[[Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera1925 Lon Chaney's Phantom in the 1925 silent]] had a hideously damaged face, his mouth a lipless rictus, his eyes off-center in gouged-out sockets. When Christine tore off his mask, she was horrified, and so was the audience. In the Lloyd Webber version, now filmed by Creator/JoelSchumacher, the mask is more like a fashion accessory, and the Phantom's "good" profile is so chiseled and handsome that the effect is not an object of horror but [[EvilIsSexy a kinky babe magnet.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041221/REVIEWS/41201007 review]] of the 2004 film version of ''[[Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera2004 The Phantom of the Opera]]''

->In the book, of course, she's described as very ugly and toad-like. And people say, "You'd be great for that part!" [[SarcasmMode Thanks very much.]]
-->-- '''Imelda Staunton''' on being '''[[Literature/HarryPotter Professor Umbridge]]'''

->Cousin Matthew from ''Series/DowntonAbbey'' is The Beast opposite Emma Watsonís Belle in the live-action ''Beauty and the Beast'' movie. That skinny thing is the Beast? If the movie was called ''Beauty and the Twink'', then maybe, but the Beast? The Beastís dick is probably bigger than him. Was [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0542133/ Joe Manjello]] not available? Or Wrestling/{{Chyna}} even?
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/04/night-crumbs-300/ Michael K.]]'''
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