->'''Sock:''' And what if I can't do it?\\
'''Mephistopheles:''' Then you're fired.\\
'''Sock:''' Ah-\\
'''Mephistopheles:''' That wasn't a pun.

->'''Mr. Daidoji:''' Who the Hell are you?!\\
'''Hel:''' [''chuckles'']

->'''Batman''': Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies.\\
'''Nightwing''': "Ape".\\
'''Batman''': Sorry. Unintentional.
-->--''JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', [=JLApe=]

->'''Bella''': ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects]].''\\
'''Emmett''': ''Edward ''is'' a sharp object.''\\
'''Bella''': ''Point. Uh, no pun intended.''

->''"That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words."''
-->--'''Angry factory lady''', ''DrakeAndJosh''

->''"Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me."''
-->--'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''