Quotes / Accidental Proposal

(Joseph runs past Enya and J. Geil, causing Enya's dress to fly up.)
Enya: I~yan!
(Joseph gasps)
Joseph: D'oh!
Enya: Joseph Joestar... You're quite the passionate man... I can't say that I mind.
(Joseph freaks out)
Joseph: T-that's not...!
J. Geil: Mother, you're spoken for.

— Vaguely Recalling JoJo

Joey: Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Joey: 'Cause it kinda looked like I did...
Chandler: Again, what?
Joey: Okay, well, I was down on one knee, with the ring in my hand...
Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day...
Joey: It wasn't my ring, it fell out of Ross' jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing!
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Joey: I guess.
Chandler: And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!

Friends, "The One Where No One Proposes"