Quotes / Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder

Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?
Man: I thought you were gone forever!
Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!
Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.
Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!
Man: ...yes.
xkcd #57: Wait For Me

I wish I could say that was the last time
Instead of the last time, it became a pastime.
Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton ("Say No to This")