Quotes / Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder

Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?
Man: I thought you were gone forever!
Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!
Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.
Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!
Man: ...yes.
xkcd #57: Wait For Me

"I hadn't slept in a week, I was weak, I was awake,
You'd never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break.
Longing for Angelica, missing my wife,
That's when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life."
Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton ("Say No to This")

Lady Kluck: Oh, patience, my dear. Patience. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Maid Marian: Or forgetful.