Crys: "…WHY AM I STILL HERE?"
Gold: He shrugged. "Because Red said so, I guess."
Crys' "Voice": Oh, really?
Crys: Geh! Who in Arceus' name are you?
Crys' "Voice": Well, silly, I'm you!
Crys: Impossible, I'm not diagnosed with this kind of mental disorder.
Crys' "Voice": Anyway, I'm here to help you with your unknown psychological attraction to the opposite sex! Aka Gold.
Crys' "Voice": That's right! I'm here to…
Crys' "Voice": MANGAQUESTSHIP!
Crys: And what the hell is that?
Crys' "Voice: I would answer you, but I would be betraying my fellow brethren by breaking the fourth wall.
Crys: The fourth what?
Crys' "Voice": *Ahem* So anyway, I'm here to help you with your mental issues.
Sapph: Can you please leave.
Sapph's "Voice": No matter how much I want to, I can't. Look, all you have to do it force yourself to do it. One… two… I love—
Sapph's "Voice": Crap, well, this is a pain.
Sapph: You're a pain.
Sapph: So you are.
Sapph: I am… oh, don't trick me like that!
Sapph's "Voice": Oh, if that were intentional, I would use it in an instant to get out of this job. I wanted to work at the Violence Department, but no, there was only one job available and it had to be this one!
Sapph: I feel your pain.
Sapph's "Voice": Just remember and get it over with!'''
Sapph: No! I won't… wait, remember?
Sapph's "Voice": Whoops, looks like they're dragging me back. Man, I should have done that earlier. Well, bye.
Sapph: Wait! What are you—
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Sapph: "CRAP! I LOST HER!"