->'''LIL' KEV''': ''Got on the bus wi' ma' daysavah\\
Smoked a reefa in da cornah'\\
Laid low,\\
Did a Grand theft auto!''

[[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnK145M9-A The Kersal Massive]] is a rap song writen by C-mack, featuring Little Kev, and Ginger Joe. The song starts out with a plot, but quickly becomes a TakeThat at the town of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levenshulme Levenshulme]]. It's known for causing quite a bit of talk even though the video (not the song, just the video) is only forty-four seconds long.

!!This video has examples of:

* ClusterFBomb: So much.
* EverybodyMustGetStoned: According to Ginger Joe, all parties involved were stoned out of their minds during the making of this.
* [[LesserStar Garfunkel]]: Ginger Joe. He only says "yeah man, yeah man" in the entire song.
* TakeThat: "...Levenshulme ant' got '''shit''' on us..."