ChuckNorris is the TropeCodifier, thanks to Website/ChuckNorrisFacts, and it also applies to those celebrities, both real and fictional, that also have the "Chuck Norris Facts" attached to them:
* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gary motherfucking Oak]]. He found the cure to cancer.
** [[SubvertedTrope He never learned about the differences between girls and boys though.]]
* PaulBunyan and other subjects of tall tales are among the {{Ur Example}}s.
* Creator/BruceCampbell [[http://www.brucefacts.com as evidenced by his own Facts site.]]
* "Not only does [[http://www.imao.us/archives/007449.html Fred Thompson]] cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors."
* [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Bob Ross]]. Some say that the universe we live in is one of his paintings.
** Bob Ross once painted a portrait of Chuck Norris. It came to life and beat the shit out of the original.
** [[http://www.gifbin.com/bin/g688g687510.gif BOB ROSS IS AWESOME.]]
* Tim Tebow.
* Mai Le Meur once took a shot in soccer. The ball hit the goalie square in the shins...but wait, it still went in!
** Mai can make a basket in basketball. By placekicking a soccer ball.
** She can also blend in perfectly with a white background by wearing maroon.
** Mai with a soccer ball is more powerful than a 9mm handgun.
** Mai might have been scheduled for a VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Brawl inclusion. There is an unused character file under the name pra_mai. This would also explain the series where the soccer ball item comes from.
* Wrestling/SamoaJoe (is gonna kill you).
* VinDiesel. The Chuck Norris Facts were actually originally [[OlderThanTheyThink based on]] the Vin Diesel Facts.
* [[Creator/MrT Mr. T, fool!]]
* UsefulNotes/BarackObama, though more accurately a [[http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/ Memetic Nice Guy]].
** His Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, also has his own [[http://www.rahmfacts.com/ site]]. And every fact on it is true. I'm not kidding. They actually cite their sources!
** And now we have Barack Obama: [[http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6928399.html memetic geek]].
** He is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szgxe6XV7cU Never Gonna Give You Up]].
** We can't forget that, as [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] pointed out, "motherfucker has [[Film/TheKarateKid Miyagi]]-like reflexes".
** Obama? Hah! Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North. Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. [[http://www.palinfacts.com Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.]]
* Australian rural parliamentarian Bob Katter is one of the country's most common proxies for Chuck Norris facts, aided perhaps by his [[NiceHat similar and characteristic headgear]].
** Bob Katter wears a hat to protect the sun from his head.
** When Bob Katter feels like a salad, he [[ImAHumanitarian eats a vegetarian.]]
** Bob Katter can stun rogue animals by putting them into a [[IncrediblyLamePun Kattertonic state]].
** After hearing Bob may be made Minister for Defence, the Taliban have promptly surrendered and apologised.
** The only flavour of Paddle Pop available in Kennedy is Banana. Bob Katter outlawed the rest of them.
** Global Warming believes Bob Katter isn't man-made.
** Bob Katter's calendar goes from March 31 straight to April 2 - NO ONE fools Bob.
** The medium isn't the message, the medium and the message is simple: Bob Katter.
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Neville Longbottom]] has a Facebook group devoted to him that features a list of this type of joke featuring the legendary badass himself.
** Examples: The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
** Also, Merlin got an Order of Neville, ''Second'' Class.
** Harry did it in 7 books, Neville would have done it in 3.
** They say that Dumbledore was the only one Voldemort ever feared; ''Longbottom was the only one Dumbledore ever feared''.
** Then there's the fact that [[spoiler: Trelawney's prophecy could have applied to him before the Dark Wizard made the smart move and chose Harry over Neville.]]
* [[Series/GoodEats Alton Brown]], [[http://www.wherethehellwasi.com/categories/foodstuff-fluff/good_eats_amazing_feats.html as shown here]].
** There is no theory of evolution. There are merely lists of organisms that Alton Brown allows to live so that they can be made into "good eats".
** Kosher salt is named as such because God approves of anything that Alton Brown uses.
** Alton Brown doesn't reduce sauces. He demoralizes them.
** Alton Brown's cakes don't rise. They ascend.
** Alton Brown prepares his fugu blindfolded, with one chopstick and a plastic spork. Alton Brown ain't afraid of no chump neurotoxin.
** Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were ''delicious''.
** Alton Brown turned Cthulhu into a delicious fish sandwich. Then ate it.
* Vladimir Putin (his KGB background and his habit of saving cameramen from tigers while conveniently armed with a tranquillizer dart make people [[IncrediblyLamePun Putin]] a good word for him).
* [[http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/ Cryptography guru Bruce Schneier]].
* [[http://www.stallmanfacts.com/ Free Software guru Richard Stallman]].
** rms once duplicated the work of ten programmers for an entire year. Wait - that one's ''true''.
** Richard Stallman [[http://www.xkcd.com/225 with katanas.]] That is all.
* Jack Palance, when accepting his Best Supporting Actor Oscar for City Slickers in 1992, dropped to the ground and did 3 or 4 one-armed pushups, much to the delight of the crowd. Need we mention he was ''73'' at the time. Host Billy Crystal turned it into a running joke.
** Had bungee jumped off the Hollywood sign.
** Rendezvoused with the Space Shuttle in orbit.
** Fathered all the children in a production number.
* When [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] was told he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
** If Jack Bauer were in a room with Nina Myers, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein with a gun that only had two bullets, he'd shoot Nina. Twice.
** "There have been ''no terrorist attacks'' on US soil since Jack Bauer appeared on television".
** Jesus rose from the grave in three days. Jack Bauer took only slightly less than an hour... and did it ''twice''.
** The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for all of the times he had saved the city. They had to change the name back when so many people died while crossing it. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives to tell the tale.
* Daniel Craig, based on his performance as Film/JamesBond in ''Film/CasinoRoyale''.
* The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_GT-R Nissan GT-R]] sports car, mainly due to the rumor [[http://jalopnik.com/5494734/why-chuck-norris-drives-a-nissan-gt+ r that Chuck Norris himself bought one for his 70th birthday.]]
* Mark Motherfucking Musashi is the {{toku}} equivalent, [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/meteorakuli/markmusashi.png apparently]].
* Charles Bronson, although [[TruthInTelevision many of these aren't actually exaggerations]]. He worked as a coal miner at ''ten''.
* ESPN even had an "Interesting Facts About Cliff Lee" segment when the Indians Pitcher got out to a hot start in 2008.
* Hockey player [[http://ultimatehattrick.blogspot.com/2007/09/gary-roberts-is-my-homeboy.html Gary Roberts]], thanks to the fannish devotion he received from Pittsburgh Penguins fans in his season and a half with the team.
* Series/StephenColbert doesn't fear the truth, [[http://web.archive.org/web/20080423052550/http://stephencolberttruths.com/ the truth fears Stephen Colbert]].
* These, in turn, were originally inspired by the Bill Brasky sketches of ''SaturdayNightLive''. Chuck Norris has not, in fact, punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. That was Brasky.
** Hell of a salesman.
** He gave a handjob to a manta ray.
** The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky... except for the part about planting apple seeds and not raping men!
* Creator/AlanMoore. Although his 'facts' tend to be a little more grounded in fantasy (see also, Creator/NeilGaiman's "[[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Locue/TrueThings1.jpg True Things]] [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Locue/TrueThings2.jpg about Alan Moore]]".
** ''SomethingPositive'' got in on it as well. "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132008.shtml Ah, Death, I've been waiting for you."]]
** If you liked the ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' movie, [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07212009.shtml Alan Moore will get you]].
** Sometimes taken further and applied to Alan Moore's beard.
** Actually, all Alan Moore facts apply to Alan Moore's beard - there is no Alan Moore, and what we see as such is just an illusory projection of the superdimensional consciousness inhabiting the beard in order to better interact with we lesser mortals. True story.
** ''TwistedToyfareTheatre'' frequently depicts Moore as an all-powerful sorcerer who uses {{Marvelman}}'s magic word "KIMOTA!" to summon lightning and smite his foes (including OscarWilde).
--->'''"NO ONE contradicts ALAN MOORE!"'''
* [[http://www.jimchines.com/2009/09/20-neil-gaiman-facts/ Neil Gaiman]] is a [[strike:victim]] recipient of this honor now.
* Many of the original Chuck Norris facts fit well for [[Creator/HPLovecraft Cthulhu]], but become rather creepy. This is partly because Cthulhu is canonically that badass. Nothing [[strike:earthly]] H.P. Lovecraft knew of can kill him. (Although a steamship can stun him.)
** Except [[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=950452 The Ghostbusters]].
** Also it's revealed in the story ''In The Mountains Of Madness'' Cthulhu and it's spawn defeated The Elder Things, who both had and used nuclear weapons-making Cthulhu not a MemeticBadass, but a true one. And nukes hadn't even been invented yet when that was written.
*** Hadn't been invented ''by PunyHumans.''
*** Making the idea that they had nuclear weapons WordOfDante.
* The Norwegian Lars Monsen. Like Chuck Norris is the god of roundhouse kicks, he is a "god" of winter and cold. (Lars Monsen can cross the Milky Way on foot -- in the winter.)
* When Michael Phelps swims, he doesn't pull himself forward, he pushes the Earth backwards.
** And then there's his giant, sports themed robot. GO PHELPSZORD GOOOOO.
* [[http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/2413353570_1338277dda.jpg Velimir "Bata" Zivojinovic]] (yes, that's a beer bottle wrapper), a star of old Yugoslav WWII movies, most prominently [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069452/ Valter brani Sarajevo]] (Valter defends Sarajevo) which apparently became hilariously popular in China, had a series of similar memes attached to him, such as: " The bogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck checks for Bata Zivoinovic."
** ...[[Franchise/AceAttorney Dick Gumshoe?]]
* An early form of this trope can be found in the tall tales told about giant mythological lumberjack Paul Bunyan, who, among other mighty feats, was said to have dug the Grand Canyon by dragging his ax behind him, and single-handedly cutting down the Sahara Forest.
* Chris Capao...
* Georg Prime from ''SuikodenII'' and V frequently has old Chuck Norris jokes attached to his name.
* At a press conference in Iraq, someone threw a shoe [[ItMakesSenseInContext (yes, a shoe)]] at UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush. He dodged it and a meme has since developed that he can defeat anyone as long as they are wearing shoes.
** For the record, Chuck Norris wears boots, so Bush can not defeat him.
* Reginald [=VelJohnson=] (Carl Winslow from ''FamilyMatters'') doesn't take cream or sugar for his coffee; he takes Chuck Norris's tears.
** HE can make Chuck Norris cry.
* Dick Cheney can pixellate things just by touching them. [[Series/TheDailyShow And if he brushes by a plant, three days later that plant will die.]]
* In the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' [[http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm Spy/Sniper update]], a new "character" was introduced. The forums exploded with [[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=861947 "Saxton Hale Facts" threads]].
** Similarly, after the Meet the Spy video was leaked, [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2515 a]] [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2516 series]] [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2518 of]] [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2519 blog]] [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2520 posts]] came, and soon Stavros had [[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=866001 his own threads]].
* Give [[http://www.chucktoddfacts.com Chuck Todd]] a slide rule and enough black coffee and he'll figure out how to bail out Wall Street for $9.95.
* When Joy of Painting was announced for Nintendo DS, the GameFAQs board about it spawned a thread about him in this light, except more of an extreme nice guy.
** Except for the one story where a man shaves off Bob Ross' afro, thus turning him into Chuck Norris.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/husse67#play/uploads/2/vh3mBHAw80Q "I think that Chuck Norris checks his closet every night to make sure]] [[CaptainHarlock Captain Harlock isn't in it"]]
* Bear Grylls is considered Chuck Norris's successor in some circles.
** Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Bear Grylls can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* Steve Irwin once wrestled a giant squid in the middle of the pacific, we now call the body of that squid, Japan.
** Steve Irwin did not use animal calls. Animals used Steve Irwin calls.
** Shigeru Miyamoto got the idea of [[SuperMarioBros Yoshi]] when he saw Steve Irwin riding a giant Komodo Dragon.
** Steve Irwin isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Steve Irwin.
** Steve Irwin once mated with a crocodile and had a child. That child grew up to be Chuck Norris.
** Steve Irwin once dug to China just to save an injured panda. It only took him 36 minutes.
*** He also [[IrregularWebcomic wrestled Cthulhu to death]]! And then did the same to Death by being wrestled to death by Steve!)
* Photographer [[http://www.kenrockwell.com/ Ken Rockwell]] once designed a zoom lens. You know of it as the Hubble Space Telescope. ([[http://www.bahneman.com/liem/blog/article.php?story=Ken_Rockwell_Facts Also]], he doesn't use a flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.)
* Former USA international goalkeeper Brad Friedel [[http://thesagaofbradfriedel.blogspot.com/ has had a similar cult following]] since he stopped two penalty kicks in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.
* Colts safety Bob Sanders once sued Myspace, claiming that Myspace is what he uses to refer to the football field.
* Professional Wrestler Wrestling/AjaKong had this in her [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Entrance]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ci8OfZrDZc&feature=related music]]:
--> God got up one morning, He was in an ugly mood,
--> He was sick of floods and plagues, He wanted something really rude,
--> He made a big pirahna out of broken glass and glue,
--> Then He gave her two legs and a nasty attitude.
-->
--> Well, the Sahara was a jungle 'till she ripped out all the trees,
--> Then she looked up at the mountaintops, they all began to freeze,
--> The sun gave her a cold until she set it on fire,
--> You can see her for yourself if you think that I'm a liar!
-->
--> God made the Devil just for fun,
--> When He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong!
-->
--> She's a head-splittin', fire-spittin', human earthquake,
--> She makes the young ones wonder and the wise ones shake,
--> She's got the hands of a gorilla, got the head of a snake,
--> She keeps looking, but she hasn't found a thing she can't break!
* There is no "ctrl" button on [[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog Bad Horse's]] computer. [[http://whiteknightproductions.wordpress.com/2008/11/04/the-bad-horse-facts Bad Horse is always in control]]. Also, he has no fingers, but mainly it's the control thing.
* Based on [[http://bearjewfacts.tumblr.com/ this site]], they're turning [[Film/InglouriousBasterds Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz]] into one.
** The Bear Jew likes his ice like he likes his skulls: '''[[BatterUp CRUSHED]]'''.
* Footballers:
** Emile Heskey doesn't miss his shots, the goal is just scared of them.
** Emmanuel Frimpong threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
** [[StoutStrength Adebayo Akinfenwa]] jumped for a header in a friendly at Port-au-Prince. The results were disastrous.
* When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for GaryOldman.
* Usain Bolt:
-->Usain Bolt never false starts. Sometimes the starter is so amazed by Bolt's start, he forgets to pull the trigger in time.
-->Usain Bolt has two paces: World Record and Celebrate.
-->Pluto is actually a collection of spikes which were insufficiently tightly laced and kicked into space by Usain Bolt.
-->Usain Bolt doesn't use performance enhancing drugs because steroids would slow him down.
-->Usain Bolt isn't too tall to be a sprinter. His presence makes other sprinters shorter.
-->Usain Bolt's house has no doors, only walls that he runs through.
-->When Usain Bolt was denied chicken nuggets at a [=McDonald's=], he ran through the restaurant so quickly it became a Wendy's.
-->If Usain Bolt could be contained by a treadmill, his 200m would produce enough energy to power the entire nation of Jamaica for 22 years.
-->Usain Bolt isn't actually black, he appears black because he outraces the photons.
-->Usain Bolt can watch an entire season of ''24'', with commercials, in 17 minutes.
-->Usain Bolt's races aren't timed. HE decides when the clock should stop.
-->There are two types of people in the world: slow people, and Usain Bolt.
-->When Usain Bolt's back itches, he runs around the track and stretches his arm forward.
-->A normal person runs at 7 mph. Usain Bolt does that speed when he's at rest.
-->Usain Bolt feeds Schroedinger's Cat on his back porch. Without opening the box.
-->Usain Bolt isn't on the internet. He can't find a fast enough connection.
-->According to Al Gore, the greatest danger to global climate is if Usain Bolt decides to run on the Antarctic permafrost.
-->In Christmas 2004, while visiting Madagascar, Usain Bolt wondered whether he could reach Indonesia running on water. He promised not to do that ever again.
-->Usain Bolt is so fast he was born before his father.
-->There are no unbreakable World Records, just times Usain Bolt hasn't decided to run yet.
** Matt Wieters has a fansite devoted to this type of thing.
* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln is gonna emancipate your ass!
* I give you David Cameron, Prime Minister of Great Britain. Che Guevrea has a shirt with David Cameron's face on [[http://www.davidcameronfacts.co.uk/]]
* The Irish equivalent is Paul O'Connell, quite possibly the toughest rugby player here. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHc2YwdgIog This radio sketch]] can probably say more than I can about him. The 'facts' are even referenced near the end.
* BruceLee is boiling water with his gaze in the Himalayas.
** Not only that, but he's one of the few persons who could ''defeat ChuckNorris''. And Chuck himself [[GracefulLoser has openly admitted]] that he would've never been able to defeat Bruce... which makes Chuck [[HumbleHero even more badass]] than we bet he was.
* Shawn Drover cannot lose the game, for he IS the game!
* Thanks to the RockBand online community, we have Fake Steven Tyler. He watches you while you sleep, and he steals one sock from every pair you have.
* Makmende, [[http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/03/25/kenya/ "Kenya's Chuck Norris"]]
** Made all the more interesting in how he came about: "Makmende" is how Kenyans mispronounced "Make my day" when ''DirtyHarry'' came out in Kenya. Eventually it became the Kenyan equivalent of InternetToughGuy.
* ChrisJericho got this on Twitter.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic apparently thinks this of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA Charles Nelson Reilly]]. In fact, you can see Chuck Norris' head on his trophy wall.
* "If Chuck Norris had been leading the tanks into Tiananmen Square, that one protester would STILL have [[BadassPacifist tried to stare them down.]]"
** [[NoNameGiven That man]] is so badass, his friends had to remove him from the scene due to fear for the soldiers' safety.
* [[http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/11/2/1111170/luke-schenn-facts Luke Schenn]] can kill two birds with no stones.
* [[http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/ Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in 1988 - twice.]]
* [[http://www.slayerx.org/2008/02/27/linus-torvalds-facts/ Linus Torvalds facts]].
* After Brazilian-Japanese defender Marcus Tulio Tanaka broke Didier Drogba's arm in a friendly match, he quickly became in Brazil "Tanaka, the Myth", with his own set of facts ("Ryu said he would he retire if Tanaka joined StreetFighter!").
* There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well, it does exist, and [[Creator/TeamStarKid A.J. Holmes]] finds it delicious. [[http://www.facebook.com/StarKidPotter]]
** Zefron and Taylor Lautner have posters of A.J. Holmes on their walls. [[http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/AJ-Holmes-Is-The-New-Chuck-Norris/137217989653210]]
* [[VideoGame/CaveStory Kanpachi]], [[http://www.cavestory.org/forums/showthread.php?t=3573 as evidenced here]].
* [[http://www.wherethehellwasi.com/categories/loopy-lists/move_over_rambo.html Neil Patrick Harris sweats Snapple]]
* Indian actor Rajnikanth has made a living portraying an over-the-top superhero version of himself. He does it so successfully, he's the biggest star in his sub-industry (Tamil movies). He isn't only popular in South India, though - the Japanese Rajni fan clubs are a source of much amusement in India.
** Come to think of it, considering the huge number of Tamilian geeks/IT drones/tech support people both at home and in America, it came as a big surprise that Rajni wasn't on this list already.
* In UsefulNotes/WW2 Japan didn't surrender because of America invading, they surrendered because they heard JackChurchill was invaading. With Bagpipes!
* In the ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' fanfic ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5919522/1/Matters_of_Faith Matters of Faith]]'', Gendo Ikari sneaks into the NERV restrooms to write "Gendo Ikari Facts" [[BathroomStallGraffiti on the restroom stall walls]] in order to influence [[ShroudedInMyth the mistique that surrounds him]]. The lower level employees of NERV eventuallly gather them together into an online list. He's rather pleased that other people have started adding their own "facts" onto the list.
** "When you stare into the Abyss, the Abyss also stares back into you. When Gendo Ikari stares into the Abyss, the Abyss gets nervous."
* Daniel Tosh plotted a perfectly good waste. He can beat Super Mario Bros. in his sleep. And he's not speaking metaphorically, mind you.
* Creator/BillyMays [[http://www.billymaysfacts.com/ has his own set now]]. He once interrupted BillOReilly, and O'Reilly apologized profusely for speaking out of turn.
* LSU football coach Les Miles [[http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/blog?name=feldman_bruce&id=5670555&addata=2009_insdr_mod_ncf_xxx_xxx is starting to get a variant]] that's half MemeticBadass and half [[IdiotHoudini Memetic Dumbass]]. Examples (included because the linked article is an ESPN Insider exclusive and thus cannot be read by those who aren't signed up) include "runs with scissors around a swimming pool" and "goes south of the border and just to gargle with the water".
* While not a celebrity by a commonly known name, the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" certainly qualifies.
* StephenFry considers ChuckNorris a "promising rookie."
* Charlie Sheen is winning.
* UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt. Nothing else need be said.
** Especially if Teddy is being played by [[Creator/RobinWilliams Robin]] [[Film/NightAtTheMuseum Williams]].
* Creator/JackieChan will karate chop you in half if he gets a chance.
* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]]. Just Bigfoot.
* Creator/MorganFreeman and ChristopherLloyd. God and Doc Brown right there.
* Eduard Khil (Mr Trololo)]. The part of the video in which he's laughing? That's him laughing at how he will always be more epic than you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
* [[Series/DoctorWho Chuck Norris wants be a nurse.]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Rory Williams]] is a new type of Time Lord--one that never needs to regenerate.
* Creator/TomBaker [[http://www.combom.co.uk/search/label/tom%20baker%20facts is involved is so many projects, there are now 7 of him worldwide]].
** Tom Baker has read every book ever printed, even those not on sale yet!
** Tom Baker doesn't use aeroplanes, he just jumps off tall buildings and flaps his arms.
** Tom Baker once caught a cold, and kept it a prisoner in his cellar for weeks. When he finally let it go, no other cold germs will come near him!
** Tom Baker doesn't eat curry, he eats lava straight from a volcano, and his one complaint is its not hot enough!
* While [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy The Kid]] wants to be The Guy, The Guy wants to be Chuck Norris.
* There are rumors that [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] is Chuck Norris.
** That, or a [[BadassFamily descendant of him]].
* To those who saw WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut, Brian Boitano.
* The only thing that can survive a roundhouse kick from ChuckNorris is BrianBlessed's [[BadassBeard beard]].
* [[http://vimeo.com/22278878 Richie McCaw]] [[RugbyUnion World cup]] winning captain of the All Blacks.
* In the dictionary, if you look up [[{{Chuck}} John Casey]] a fist pops out and punches you in the face.
* [[VideoGame/DarkForcesSaga Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle Katarn to work for him.]] (See [[http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=186535 here]].)
* BillGoldberg's status as a OneManArmy in wrestling made him this. You'll find many jokes about his spear, or how the security on his entrance's actually a protection for anyone else.
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