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->''"What a fuss over such a little thing!"''
-->-- '''Nurse''', [[note]][[BaitAndSwitch referring to a male finicky patient refusing to be helped during disrobing]],[[/note]] ''Film/CarryOnNurse''

Because it's considered that BiggerIsBetterInBed, those men that have smaller genitalia are considered AcceptableHardLuckTargets. This is almost always PlayedForLaughs, since NakedPeopleAreFunny.

CompensatingForSomething is the related trope where an afflicted man owns a very large car (or boat, or fountain, etc.) so that he's got ''something'' large to show off.

It is one of the few body image tropes that is AlwaysMale.

Possibly one of the reasons that MaleFrontalNudity is not common, since MostWritersAreMale. This is mostly a TakeOurWordForIt trope. Can be a part of a HumiliationConga or ShamefulStrip. "It's cold in here!" may be invoked as a (TruthInTelevision) defense.

Inverse of GagPenis. Contrast BiggerIsBetterInBed. ACupAngst could be considered a DistaffCounterpart of sorts.



[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Japan in ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'', according to Italy. In the GagDub, he says "... Japanese people grower, not shower."
* Takamura from ''Manga/HajimeNoIppo'' subverts the trope as he's strongly implied to be this, which would be the reason why he pranks and bullies Ippo [[GagPenis who goes to the other way]]... but judging by his therapy session with Yamaguchi hundreds of chapters later, Takamura's size actually seems fairly average and maybe even on the ''bigger'' side; however, he's still apparently nothing ''compared'' to Ippo, and he instantly gets both insecure and enraged whenever Ippo gets positive attention from women.
* Kip [=McDowell=] of ''Manga/GreenBlood.'' An entire arc is started after [[DestinationDefenestration he kills a prostitute]] for calling him "cute."
* [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Akira Takizawa in ''Anime/EdenOfTheEast''. It lets him get away with running around naked in front of the White House earlier that episode.
** However, later in the episode, he claims it was due to the cold and his subsequent showing of it to a policewoman implies he has the [[GagPenis opposite]].
* Masataka Takayanagi of ''Manga/TenjhoTenge'' is confirmed to be this early in the series, which he is shown to be very self-conscious about.
* Keitaro from ''Manga/LoveHina'' is so ridiculously underdeveloped in that regard that when one of the girls saw him naked, she admitted that she wasn't freaked out.
* In ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'', Evangeline sees Negi naked, looks down, and makes fun of his size. Of course, Negi is only ten years old.
* In ''Literature/{{Gate}}'', a random man [[MistakenForProstitute thinks Yao Haa Dushi is a prostitute]] and tries to proposition her. She looks at his crotch and says his equipment looks so small that she doubts they would be able to do it. He runs away crying, and the bystanders all feel sorry for him.
* In the very first episode of ''VisualNovel/HoshizoraEKakaruHashi'', Kazuma [[NakedFirstImpression is seen naked by both Tsugumi]] and [[TheTease Senka]] after mishap in the bathroom and later Senka teases him about his size.
* One of the many ways the writers torture [[ButtMonkey Shinji]] from ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is by implying he has one of these in the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kerai/1139987684110.jpg infamous toothpick scene.]]
* In the second episode of ''Anime/DragonautTheResonance'' Jin wakes up naked in a room wearing only a sheet, that falls to the floor soon after Sieglinde enters the room prompting her to make a crack about him being a "Little man"
* On ''Manga/LinebarrelsOfIron'', Koichi has one according to Yui, after [[NakedFirstImpression accidentaly seeing him naked]] in episode 5.
* In ''Anime/KillLaKill'', Sanageyama has this, as shown when, after seeing him suffer complete ClothingDamage, Mako stares at his crotch in awe [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/makotakesmeasurements_3333.png holding her index finger and thumb very close together]]. Ryuko's left [[ShouldersOfDoom Shoulder of Doom]] was enough to block it out entirely.

* Creator/AdamSandler's album ''Shh... Don't Tell'' features the skit "The Boss and the Secretary," a five-minute-and-eight-second small penis joke. At one point, The Boss instructs The Secretary to [[BlatantLies tell him]] that his penis is bigger than objects such as a Tic-Tac and half a grape. When she says that it's bigger than "all of those things put together," he stops her and tells her to keep her exaggerations within the realm of reality.
* Creator/JimGaffigan's "Mr. Universe" remarks on how Extenze has a foolproof business plan: In order for one to complain about their product's lack of effectiveness, one must admit to having a tiny penis.
* Hale&Pace:
** In a comedy sketch, two men meet. One is constantly bragging: his car, his yacht, yaddayadda...Voiceover at the end: "Guess which man has a small penis."
** Yet another sketch: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrgKVItYfk "Heavy Metal Morris Band"]] "I like my love stick, it isn't very long-ee-o..."
* Creator/BillEngvall has a segment about surfing. The instructor, a typical SurferDude, tells him "We'll have you hanging ten in no time." "Not without elective surgery. Because the word 'hung' has never been associated with Engvall men." Later on, he says that when he puts on the wet suit, it looks like he's trying to smuggle a Slim Jim and two cherries.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* The producer who takes over ''Cherry Comics'' in "Cherry Gets It in the End (And Mom Does Too!)" is portrayed as having a comically small penis. The same applies for the first black man he hires to replace the boy Cherry was going to fellate in the same story.
* There's one UndergroundComics strip parodying ''ComicBook/ElfQuest''. "Fluffer Nutter" lives with his family in the modern world, spends most of his time boozing and abuses his family. When Treestump's expy calls him out why he's so pissed despite being rich and famous, he shouts what the whole strip has been a build-up for, it seems: "I've got a teeny weeny pini!"
* In the furry comic ''ComicBook/{{Cruelty}}'', Tobias is said to be pretty small--even for a feline! Whether or not that's true is not confirmed.
* In an 80's issue of ComicBook/SpiderMan, a supervillain called The Foreigner fights Spidey while gloating about dating Spidey's ex-girlfriend ComicBook/BlackCat. During the fight, we get this exchange.
-->'''Foreigner:''' I'm disappointed Felicia [Black Cat] said you were formidable.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Yeah? What else did she say about me?\\
'''Foreigner:''' Oh, she made other comparisons between you and I. You came up a bit short, I'm afraid.
* Near the end of [[{{Comicbook/Preacher}} Preacher's]] first story arc, [[{{Jerkass}} Sheriff]] [[CorruptHick Root's]] wife finally leaves him and leaves behind a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech scathing breakup letter]] that ends with "PS: I lied. Three inches is ''below'' average."
* In the Vertigo ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'' comic books, a man who is continually frustrated with the idea that he has a small penis eventually builds a PhallicWeapon for himself and goes out committing crimes as the villain known as Codpiece.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* This trope is taken UpToEleven with ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty''[='s=] [[{{Adorkable}} Barry]], who ''[[VisualPun really is]]'' a Teeny Weenie. He was the original page image.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In the 2000 remake of ''Film/{{Bedazzled|2000}}'', Creator/BrendanFraser's character is transformed into a huge sexy basketball player... [[JackassGenie who has laughably small equipment]].
-->'''Allison:''' Oh God I just remembered there's just this teeny, tiny thing...\\
'''Elliot:''' ''What's'' teeny?!
* ''Film/ScaryMovie''
-->'''Greg:''' A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? [[ClusterFBomb Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?!]] It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
* ''Girls Will Be Girls'': Evie's son, which [[MyBelovedSmother she mentions to prospective girlfriends]].
* One of the most famous moments from ''Film/CarryOnNurse'' revolves around an implication towards this joke. When two nurses help an embarrassed Bernie the boxer put on his pyjamas, he squirms and claims that he can do it himself, despite having a bandaged hand. What was one of nurse's response? "What a fuss over [[InnocentInnuendo such a little thing!]]" An-already ashamed Bernie gives in and lets the two women continue undressing him. ''[[CompensatingForSomething Maybe that's why he's a boxer...]]''
* The Swedish-made Penis Enlarger is a running gag in ''Film/AustinPowers''.
* ''Film/TankGirl'' is captured by one of the W & P soldiers, who intends to force her to perform oral sex on him at gunpoint.
-->'''Tank Girl:''' Well, okay. But I'm gonna need a microscope. [[DeadpanSnarker And some tweezers]].
* ''Film/{{Porkys}}'' has a team of boys out to get laid. It's no secret that their equipment comes in varying size, with this end being taken by [[MeaningfulName Pee Wee]].
* ''Film/FoxyBrown'' has the title character and a friend pose as {{High Class Call Girl}}s to allow them to get upclose to a corrupt judge at a hotel sex party. After they strip him before sex, they immediately point and laugh at his genitals, asking him if there was a meat shortage. He laughs and plays along thinking this is all just part of the foreplay, until he's [[NakedPeopleTrappedOutside pushed out of the room naked]] into the hallway crowded with people, and they tell him to take his wet noodle somewhere else while they [[BiggerIsBetterinBed go find a real man to please them.]]
* The central gag of the mostly-disdained ''Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star''.
* In ''Film/NoHoldsBarred'', a redneck wrestler (played by Wrestling/StanHansen) mocks the miniscule manhoods of two of the CorruptCorporateExecutive's accomplices in the BadGuyBar's bathroom.
* The tragic events in ''Film/{{Unforgiven}}'' began when Delilah, a prostitute, laughed at Quick Mike's small penis, which enraged the cowboy enough to cut her up. This sets off a whole chain of DisproportionateRetribution steps which ultimately end in bloodshed.
* The main character's "tiny schmeckle" is a running gag in ''Film/{{Click}}''.
* As part of ''Film/MacGruber'''s marketing some nude photos were released showing his tiny member.
* In the 2001 TV movie ''Wolf Girl'', one of the bullies who has been tormenting the titular character (A sideshow freak) is glimpsed through a window as he stands naked in front of a full-length mirror. The trope applies: it's suggested that he could be a sideshow freak himself, by this measure alone.
* In ''Film/AnotherGayMovie'' main character Jarod has a small penis. He finds an almost steampunk-looking penis enlarger in a friend's dad's bathroom and tries it out, resulting in a comically stretched out member.
* ''Film/AmericasSweethearts'': Gwen mentions to Kiki that sex with Hector was great cause he's "hot, handsome and can go for hours" but that the only downside is that he has a very small penis although this isn't enough to stop her from falling for him and leaving her husband
* This is the premise of the documentary ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2708946/ Unhung Hero]]'', wherein the star's ex-girlfriend rejected his marriage proposal on the grounds that his penis isn't big enough. The documentary itself strives to answer the question if size really matters, and the star goes on something of a journey of self-discovery and overcoming his insecurities.
* This is why the detective tailing Film/DeuceBigalow is so insecure -- or as he puts it:
-->'''Detective Fowler:''' It's not too ''small'', it's too ''thin'', okay!? My dick is too thin! ''[yelling]'' ''[[http://youtu.be/un3Wo5grdpo I got a thin dick!]]''
** And then subverted -- [[spoiler: [[YourCheatingHeart his wife was cheating]] because he was so obsessed over this trope that he wasn't paying her any attention]].
* ''Film/AmericanPie'':
** In ''American Reunion'', Stifler compares his boss' penis to a "leprechaun's pinky".
** Implied in ''Band Camp'', during a Strip Trivia game against four coeds the main character Matt brags about [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the large size of his manhood]] as he strips nude after losing the game. Upon seeing his naked body however the women all erupt in giggling and are clearly unimpressed. After he leaves the room Matt is then seen trying to fluff himself up in the restroom before he re-enters blaming it on the cold.
* Roman emperor Dickus Minimus from the porn spoof ''Gladiator Eroticus''. At one point he lifts up his toga shouting, "See how the gods have cursed me!" His praetorian guard all piss themselves laughing.
* In ''Film/TangoAndCash'', the protagonists are in a prison shower together. Cash notices Tango's manhood doesn't quite measure up and takes to calling him "Pee-Wee".
* In the somewhat obscure Australian movie ''One Night Stand'', four teens hide out in a theater while a nuclear holocaust happens outside. They decide to play strip poker at one point, resulting in all the kids in their underwear. One boy loses his briefs and, from the girls' reaction, came up a little short.
* The German SexComedy ''The Fruit Is Ripe'' has a scene in which the main character hops in a [[BathtubBonding bathtub with a man]] and eventually notices how tiny he is down below. She laughs and says, "It's a mini" and he tries to explain it's due to the cold water, but she doesn't seem to believe him. Surprisingly, this is a rare non-porn example of the member itself being shown onscreen, so TakeOurWordForIt is averted.
* ''Film/FakeFruitFactory'': The all-female work force at the factory commisserate with one of their own, whose boyfriend/husband apparently has a less-than-impressive member.
--> "But he is made too small!"\\
"It doesn't matter. So his sausage is little."\\
"You say he has a funny little sausage?"\\
"Yeah, he could pass for a pig."\\
"It isn't even round! It's flat!"

* A man was trying to come up with a computer password, so he typed in "mypenis". The password creation failed, saying "Error: too small"
* A joke that involves knowing the name of a male member of your audience - let's use '''John Smith''' here:
-->Three Irish midgets were sitting in a bar, trying to figure out a way to make money. The first said "I have small hands - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest hands!" The second said "I have small feet - I'll write to the [[Literature/GuinnessWorldRecords Guinness Book of World Records]] and see if I have the smallest feet!" The third said "I have a small penis - I'll write to the Guinness Book of World Records and see if I have the smallest penis!" So they all wrote in. A week later they all received letters and they gathered at the bar to open them together. The first opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest hands!" The second opened up his envelope and pulled out a big check exclaiming "I have the smallest feet!" The third opened up his envelope and pulled out a letter. As he read it he got more and more red-faced and finally exclaimed "WHO THE HELL IS '''JOHN SMITH'''????"
* A man at a bar asks out a woman after buying her a few drinks. They go back to her apartment, start passionately making out, and fumble into the bedroom, which is completely dark. They tear off their clothes, and the man whips his penis out and puts it into the woman's hand. She replies ''"Thanks for the cigarette, but I don't smoke, before or after sex."''
* One good StealthInsult is to claim a guy's member is so big, it goes from A to Z. [[DontExplainTheJoke Okay, now look at your keyboard...]]

* ''Dancer from the Dance'': Sutherland's small penis is mentioned a few times.
* In Anne Lamott's ''Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life'', she recommends that in order to avoid lawsuits when writing a CaptainErsatz of a real man who might want to sue, give the character a tiny penis and the real man will never step forward and claim that's him.
* In ''Behaving Bradley'', one character acquires the nickname "Microdick" after the boys have to strip for swim class in the locker room. Later on, innocent BrainlessBeauty Hopie asks Bradley what the nickname means, and he tells her that it's because the boy in question wants to become a disc jockey and use a microphone. Hopie responds, [[CovertPervert "Oh. I thought it had something to do with his penis."]]
* Played for tragedy in the gay romance ''Literature/GottesBodenpersonal'' ("God's ground crew"), where one of the main characters thinks he suffers from this. [[spoiler: It is heavily implied that part of the sexual abuse in his childhood was convincing him that he should have been a girl.]] His partner tries to convince him that it's average, with limited success.
* Literature/SisterhoodSeries by Creator/FernMichaels: John Chai in the book ''Vendetta'', who is being used to represent YellowPeril, is revealed to have this. Nikki and Alexis ask Yoko if it is true that Chinese men have a Teeny Weenie, and Yoko, giggling, confirms this.
* The working title of Creator/PiersAnthony's ''Pornucopia'' was ''3.97 Erect'' for a reason.
* In ''[[Literature/GarrettPI Angry Lead Skies]]'', when Garrett and his allies take some of the "silver elves" prisoner and remove their clothing to hinder them from escaping, the captured males are found to have extremely shrunken genitals, "like mummies". [[spoiler: It's implied that the "silver elves" are aliens that reproduce by cloning, and restrict their reproductive systems' development to suppress sexual impulses which they consider atavistic.]]
* While most of his male characters were well-hung, Creator/SidneySheldon liked to make his pitiful ones suffer from this--the cuckolded husband of Eve, Keith (in Master of the Game) is said to have one.
* Creator/HowardStern bemoans his small member throughout his books ''Literature/PrivateParts'' and ''Miss America''. In actuality, years later on his radio show, it was measured and turned out to be quite normal, just perspectively small compared to his 6"5' frame.
* Stated of Conal by Robin in the ''Literature/GaeaTrilogy''. She means it as a ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext compliment]]''.
* The memoirs of Creator/ErnestHemingway was published in a book called ''A Moveable Feast''. In it, Hemingway claimed that fellow American author Creator/FScottFitzgerald once came to him for help regarding his manhood. In the passage, Fitzgerald admitted that his own wife was unsatisfied by his lack of measurement and he had to know whether or not it was small. Hemingway gave him a pep talk, while possibly taking a subtle jab at him by asking him to compare himself to the classical statues in The Louvre Museum (classical statues being notorious for being a bit small down below). Whether or not this exchange happened in reality is unknown given [[UnreliableNarrator Hemingway's embellishments of himself and how he liked to portray his rivals, of which, Fitzgerald was one.]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/LittleBritain'' did the trope with big beefy nude bodybuilder suits with tiny genitalia.
* ''Series/{{Misfits}}'': Kelly to Nathan, after getting him to proudly display for her. [[spoiler:It was actually a shapeshifter disguised as Kelly]]:
-->'''I don't date men with tiny cocks.'''
* In ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', George is embarrassed when a woman sees him nude after he has just come out of the pool, and there is some "shrinkage."
* In an episode of ''Series/SonOfTheBeach'' where the characters were naked, the male lead had a much smaller CensorBox than TheAhnold.
* Christopher Moltisanti in ''Series/TheSopranos'' is revealed to have a small penis when the Paulie and Silvio stripsearch him for wires however Christopher is shown having a good sex life with his girlfriend at the time Adriana, his future wife Kelly and his mistress Julianna. No woman who gets involved with him seems to find his size a problem
* In an episode of ''Series/{{House}}'', a woman took a naked photo of Chase at a party and posted it on Facebook. At first his crotch was pixellated, but later she uploaded an uncensored version, revealing this, [[TakeOurWordForIt apparently]]. The other characters, both male and female, teased him mercilessly for it, while Chase insisted the image had been doctored.
* ''Series/EastEnders'': Sam Mitchell implies that Dennis Rickman her enemy who she once had a one night stand with has a small penis. She may be saying this to be insulting rather than cause its true but if it is true it doesn't appear to make a difference to Dennis who is very successful with women
* ''Series/{{Skins}}''. Chris has a small penis. Tony and Cook are described this way by spurned girlfriends. Coincidentally or not these characters are the [[{{Pun}} biggest]] womanizers on the show.
** In the finale to Series 1, Anwar gets caught waking up naked by his mother and sisters. They all laugh and point, including his own mother.
* ''Series/CoronationStreet'' unusually has a scene about this issue that isn't PlayedForLaughs. After Jamie and Leanne break up Janice makes jokes saying Leanne told her Jamie had a small penis (which she hadn't) but instead of being amused Leanne tells her off for her rudeness.
* Tanya Turner in ''Series/FootballersWives'' says her womanizing husband Jason has a small penis
* Miles in ''Series/ThisLife'' according to Anna though this doesn't bother her half as much as his insensitive and obnoxious personality
* In the ''Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm'' episode "The Ski Lift", Larry meets a woman, Lisa, who says that she used to date his friend, Jeff, but broke up with him because he has a very small penis. When Larry tells Jeff about this, he denies having a small penis, and says that actually it's Lisa who has a huge vagina.
* During an Creator/{{MTV}} Reality Dating Show, a man decides to show up his adventurous side by stripping and streaking at a beach during his date with a woman. In the post-date commentary, when asked for a song suggestion that should be played at that moment, she recommends "All The Small Things" by Music/Blink182.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': One of Al's many shortcomings in the bedroom, at least by Peggy's standards.
* ''Series/KennyVsSpenny'': One of Kenny's primary ways to annoy Spenny is to joke about his small penis. At perhaps the earliest possible opportunity the series provides, Spenny actually has a Doctor measure it and tell the camera that it's average. [[{{Understatement}} Spenny does not think rationally in the heat of competition]].
* One of many, many {{running gag}}s on ''Series/{{Bottom}}'' is Richie Richard's complete lack of endowment. It started off with the typical jokes, in the live shows, with repeated implications that he has to use a ''magnifying glass'' to find it.
* In the ''Series/TwoBrokeGirls'' episode "And the Tip Slip", Caroline's father is worried that she will find out that his former aide's tell-all memoir claims he has a tiny penis. Averted when a photo on an iPhone proves otherwise.
* A story arc in one season of ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' dealt with Samantha's frustration that her otherwise-perfect boyfriend was underendowed, and her skittishness about how to tell him. It finally ended (along with the relationship) when she blurted it out during couples counseling.
* On an episode of ''Series/{{Degrassi}}'', J.T. is revealed to have a small penis, or as Toby puts it, a stack of dimes. He's so insecure about it that he ends up using a penis pump.
* The documentary ''My Penis and I'' follows filmmaker Lawrence Barraclough who despite being in a happy, long term relationship still has crippling insecurities for being cruelly bullied at school and University for having a small penis. Through facing up to his issues he eventually realizes his problems are more psychological and learns to be contented with himself. In the sequel ''My Penis and Everybody Elses'' he talks to another man with similar insecurities and tries to convince him that he needs to learn to be happy in himself and not worry about cruel bullies.
* In ''Series/CasesOfTheFirstDepartment'', a serial rapist from the episode "Phantom from Southern Town" was reported to have a small penis. The team couldn't use [[PoliceLineup line-up recognition]] because his photo leaked out in the media. He refused to confess to all of his crimes, so major Tomas Kozak had an idea to use the information against him. He told him they would measure it and release pictures to newspaper unless he confessed. He did.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMG-QgMFVao#t=0m9s this newscast]] the female anchor says that her male colleague has a small penis.
* On an episode of ''Series/RepublicOfDoyle'', the main character Jake is [[ShamefulStrip forced to strip at gunpoint]] and cuffed naked to the ceiling. He's later found in this position by both his ex-colleagues and [[LoveInterests Leslie]] who all tease him about his size.
-->'''Jake:''' There's something a lot bigger going on here.\\
'''Leslie:''' ''[glances down at his crotch]'' Not from where I'm standing.
* In ''Series/GameOfThrones'', when Jon Snow [[spoiler:dies and comes back to life]], several characters believe he may be a god. Tormund says he knows better, "I've seen your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?"
* On ''Series/WorldsDumbest'', Danny Bonaduce sometimes admits how well-endowed he isn't. Occasionally, this then leads to jokes about how Judy Gold has a bigger one.
** Comes up during a clip where a drunken idiot takes a piss in a hotel lobby. The manager gets his revenge by taking a picture of the drunk from the hotel security cam and putting it on a flyer that he posts around town, accompanied by the words "SMALL PENIS ALERT". (Bonaduce then pleads guilty.)
* ''Series/TheOrville'': XO Grayson has been captured by some theocratic bad guys, who apply EnhancedInterrogationTechniques in order to make her confess as to where the rest of the away team is located. She lays out a ''ton'' of smart-ass remarks and outrageous lies to them until one of her captors produces a hypodermic needle full of a pain-inducing drug. The head inquisitor asks if she knows what the needle is.
--->'''Grayson:''' ''Scale model of your penis?''
* Played for drama in one episode of ''Series/DocMartin''. Martin discovers that PC Mylow has unusually small genitals while giving him a physical. A test comes back showing that Mylow has a condition that, among other things, means he's infertile. And then his girlfriend [[YourCheatingHeart tells him she's pregnant]]. He is understandably quite upset.

* A one hit wonder artist known as Gillette did a song called ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wNx1CBym7s Short Dick Man]]''. It has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7BbDOWNOg a remix]]-AnswerSong with a male singer named [[MeaningfulName Machito]] Ponce where his parts were so dedicated to [[BiggusDickus rebuff]] Gillete's "accusations" that it bounced back into CompensatingForSomething territory.
* At the end of the Music/HollywoodUndead video "Everywhere I Go", the chorus of which repeatedly mentions Charlie Scene's "weenie" and how he loves to show it off, Mr. Scene is actually shown whipping it out. Similar to his face in the opening of the video, it's censored with a drawing of his mask which appears to take up just enough space to cover up a nickel.
* Slipped into the end of Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Thinking Of You," verbatim.
* Music/BobRivers recorded "Three Inch Tool", a parody of Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You".
* The humor group "El Takititá" made a Spanish parody of the song "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer", only that instead of the red nose the problem of Rodolfo was having a cheese-poof sized dick. Santa Claus helped with his problem by gifting Rodoldo a corncob to use as a replacement, but then Rodolfo engages in a passionate affair and the cob becomes popcorn.
* Music/BloodhoundGang's "Fire Water Burn", where the singer asserts "I'm hung like Planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye" (of course followed by an [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]] reference).
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8nY06Pt8Qw "Sun Daze"]] by the Music/FloridaGeorgiaLine, the guy admittedly refers to his weenie as a tiny cocktail umbrella:
--> I'll sit you up on the kitchen sink\\
And stick the pink umbrella in your drink
* The 2002 Music/{{TLC}} song "Girl Talk" is about how if a man has one and treats a woman badly, she'll spread the word about it and embarrass him.
* The Sugarhill Gang's ''Rapper Delight'' suggests ''Superman'' has a small fellow: "He can't satisfy you with his little worm"

[[folder:Music Videos]]
* In Music/BowlingForSoup's video for "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A High School Never Ends]]", the singer gets revenge on a JerkJock bully at the class reunion by inviting him up on stage and then pulling his pants down in front of the audience. The CensorBox covering his junk is labelled "[[GagCensor Too small for TV]]."

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* A white card in ''TabletopGame/CardsAgainstHumanity'': "A micropenis".

* ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'' opens with the three players wearing nothing more than a fig leaf each. One of the actors' fig leaves is noticeably smaller than those of the other two, who take a look at it and shake their heads. The same actor plays Nimrod in the Tower of Babel sequence, where he is mocked for CompensatingForSomething.
* The play ''The Irish Curse'' dealt with a support group for the condition.
* [[Theatre/LesMiserables Madame Thenardier]] on her husband in her verse of "Master of the House": "Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there!"
* In ''Theatre/TheLastDaysOfJudasIscariot'', Satan reminds El-Fayoumy that "on a good day, your cock is three-and-a-half inches erect" and he definitely means it as an insult.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', Buga the Knut is defeated when he loses his LoinCloth, exposing his "very small willy" and causing him to [[DefeatByModesty flee in shame]].
* Yaksa and Gaka in ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei''. Given how grotesque they are already, these are only really visible in artwork.
* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' the cutscene with the stolen police uniforms somewhat hints that Lance Vance is underdeveloped (at least in relation to Tommy).
* This is one of VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry's many... inadequacies.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheBarePit'', a male invites women over to his pool to skinny dip, while he's secretly recording them in order to upload the footage and sell it on the Internet. However the video is intercepted by someone else who splices the footage to remove all traces of the woman and leaves only the shots of him naked, and releases it over the Internet. The next day at school he's humiliated when not only is his reputation as a romantic playboy completely shot, he also has to deal with his new nickname "Inchworm."
* Subverted by many webcomics by Creator/{{Humon}}, there are supernatural beings with rather tiny genitals who aren't at all worried about it - and there is a (human) guy who is rather ashamed that his is ''too big'' and hurt his girlfriend when they first tried vaginal intercourse.
* In ''Webcomic/MacHall'', Micah's ex-girlfriend posts something embarrassing about his penis in her blog. His current girlfriend Helen tries to console him by saying "''I'' think it's cute." (It doesn't help.)
* In ''Webcomic/RabbitualOffender'', they successfully subvert the trope as Charlie proudly struts around with his exposed tiny penis as if it was a giant GagPenis.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'':
** We have one guy [[ICallHimMisterHappy who calls his]] [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1803 "The Singularity"]].
** [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2776 Small penis, big imagination.]]
* Cuthwald of ''Webcomic/NSFWComix'', two and a half inches when erect, orders every penis enlargement remedy he's e-mailed on 4Chan, mixes them together in a bathtub, summarily drinks it all and [[GagPenis becomes so large it exits the universe]], kills {{God}}, and [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou skull fucks the reader]]. [[NegativeContinuity It's back to being]] [[StatusQuoIsGod tiny again later]].
* According to Thor in [[http://brat-halla.com/comic/1-balder-dash/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Brathalla}}'', Balder has one.
* Subverted in one ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip, when a woman is relieved that her partner, while being a centaur, really has a small-to-average sized human penis, instead of a large horses' penis because he can "step out" of his equine hindquarters and shoo them away.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebAnimation/CartoonHooligans'':
** {{Implied|Trope}} in the following exchange in "What If Doctor Strange Ripped His Clothes", after ComicBook/DoctorStrange and Hulk both lose all their clothes:
-->'''Hulk:''' ''[grins]'' You no Doctor Strange, heh, you Doctor Small! Hahahaha!\\
'''Doctor Strange:''' ''[glances down and blushes]'' Today is pretty cold, okay?! Gimme a break!
** The above is then followed up by Doctor Strange apparently shrinking Hulk's penis, which is [[VisualPun represented]] as a reverse-evolution process involving [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} a Mega Blaziken devolving into a Torchic]]. Hulk gets teary-eyed and says that he doesn't like Doctor Strange.
* UnreadablyFastText: The credits of "What if Hulk Ripped His Pants #4".
* WhatIf: The premise of the "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin What If]]" series of videos.
* Alucard implies this of Enrico Maxwell (as well as being a PedophilePriest) in the third episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''.
-->''"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a ''woman'', you must've started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right; generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. '''All over his back'''."''
* In the ''Epic Rap Battles of History'' rap battle between [[TheBible Adam and Eve]], Eve disses Adam thusly:
--> The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow
--> One-pump chump and you're hung like a weasel
--> Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' has done this a few times:
** In the episode "[[Recap/SouthParkS5E9OsamaBinLadenHasFartyPants Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]", UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden is shown to have an absurdly microscopic penis.
--->'''Cartman:''' So ''that's'' what this is all about!
** "T.M.I." has the idea of compensating for a small penis as its entire premise. It turns out that all of the angry people in the world are just pissed off because they're below the average length. To fix the problem, the "average length" is shortened (although, ironically, Cartman ''still'' doesn't make the cut).
** In an early ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''-centric episode, the Japanese creators keep talking about how small their penises are as opposed the well-endowed Americans. One woman calls them out on this, saying that they're only saying this to distract the male Americans. While this ''is'' true, one of the creators proves that he's not lying about the size of his penis, either. One of said creators also uses the "your penis so big" line on a ''woman'', causing the other creator to smack him upside the head for the screw up.
** In the episode "[[Recap/SouthParkS17E6GingerCow Ginger Cow]]", the appearance of a red cow leads to peace in the Middle East. To keep Cartman from revealing the truth that the cow is a fake and ruin everything, Kyle agrees to do whatever he asks. When Stan tries to maintain the charade by saying that it really was a miracle, a rabbi notes that the prophecy actually stated a fat child with a small penis would decorate a cow to look ginger, not that one would miraculously just fall from the sky. As everyone is ready to return to fighting, Kyle tells them that the prophecy really was fulfilled. When he tries to get Cartman to back him up, Cartman says he can't lie: he has a huge dick.
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'':
** One sketch had two people standing in a hallway. The woman pulls a hotdog out of a bun and throws it at the door at the end.
--->'''Woman:''' Do ya ''see'' the problem here?\\
'''Man:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, that hallway is like ''bizarrely'' huge]].
** The Nerd gets knocked out and stripped naked. Everybody makes fun of his tiny penis.
** Zorak talks to a woman about Big Jim and his IronicNickname.
** A man visits a car dealer and tells him he has a small penis, the dealer recommends a Hummer H2. The man tells him he's overestimating the size of his penis and ends up buying a [[{{Film/Tron}} Recognizer]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' episode "Sporting Goods," the duo tries to buy protective cups, but the smallest ones are still too big. The sporting goods owner gives them a couple of racquetball eyepatches for free, which fit them perfectly. Daria walks in, saw them walking out of the dressing rooms wearing the patches, does a double take, and snaps a photo for the school newspaper.
-->'''Daria:''' Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** In episode "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", the crew has to deliver personal hygiene supplies to an ugly giant. He is 50 feet tall, and while most of his body parts are enormous, one part... ''isn't''.
--->'''Amy:''' Colossal tooth whitener, mega deodorant, humongous acne cream... awwww... and one regular size condom.\\
'''Bender:''' All that ''and'' a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!
** When Fry enters the same nude sauna as Leela and Amy he apparently doesn't measure up to 30th century standards.
--->'''Amy:''' Check out life before genetic engineering.\\
'''Leela:''' [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Those poor twentieth century women]].\\
''[Fry crosses his legs]''
* In WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy it was the focus of a season 3 episode that Peter's penis is smaller than his son Chris. Just how small it is has been joked about in many subsequent episodes with one episode implying it's smaller [[UpToEleven Than Stewie's]].