Characters using their own spit to shine some object.

Some examples include:
* A restaurant worker cleaning tables.
* A mother cleans a smudge off her child's face using her spit as the cleaning solution. Or using her spit to manage the child's hair.
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!!Examples:
[[AC:{{Film}}]]
* Some servants do it with the ''royal crown'' in ''Film/TheMadnessOfKingGeorge''.
* ''Film/SpaceJam'': The WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes gang cleans their gym this way.
* Mushu tries shining up Disney/{{Mulan}}'s armor to cheer her out of her HeroicBSOD. It doesn't work.
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'', Mater offers to clean off a spot of tar on Lighting [=McQueen's=] hood, and he starts hocking before [=McQueen=] hastily declines.
* Ragetti does this with his wooden eye a couple times in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''. Later on, Barbossa gives the thing a ''really'' good slurp and shoves it back into Ragetti's empty socket. The poor man looks terrified.

[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
* Jayne of ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' does this with a knife, combining this with LickingTheBlade. This...disconcerts the rest of the crew.
* ''TheBigBangTheory'': Raj uses his spit to clean off dirt from the crotch area of an Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} action figure bought in a garage sale.
* On an episode of ''{{Seinfeld}}'', where George is forced to be a butler for his parents, Frank orders George to shine his shoes, and George spits on the shoe once Frank's back is turned.

[[AC:Plays]]
* In ''[[AVeryPotterMusical A Very Potter Sequel]]'', Neville begins spit shining Harry's shoes while Dean gives Harry a massage. Ron quickly chases them off and then takes over both duties, [[RuleOfFunny spit shining Harry's back]].

[[AC:VideoGames]]
* The bartender in ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge'' used his spit to clean the glasses.

[[AC:WesternAnimation]]
* Done by Hank when he must shine his father's shoes as punishment on an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''.

[[AC:RealLife]]
* Works on shoes.
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