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'''''Sesquipedalian''''': A long word, or characterized by the use of long words. From the Latin roots meaning "a foot and a half long."

'''''Loquaciousness''''': [[Film/ConAir That would be garrulousness, verboseness, effusiveness. How about "chattiness"? ]]

A predilection by the intelligentsia to engage in the manifestation of prolix exposition through a buzzword disposition form of communication notwithstanding the availability of more comprehensible, punctiliously applicable, diminutive alternatives. Also known as "gross verbosity". Related to this is the use of inkhorn terms, loanwords from a foreign origin that are pretentious to an average speaker.

In brief: [[TVGenius "smart" characters]] using long words when short ones would be better, especially when they are also {{motor mouth}}s. Characters afflicted with this trait often seem to go out of their way to over-complicate their speech, probably because writers think that this is the only way to show that someone is more intelligent than the average writer. This could also be the trait of a particularly anal-retentive character who always has to be right, the trait extending so far that the character always has to use ''exactly'' the [[GrammarNazi right]] word -- never using "blue" when "azure" or "indigo" or even "royal blue" would be more accurate, for example.

Occasionally such characters may [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness drop the long words if things get particularly dire]], to emphasize just how bad things are (in the same way as a SarcasmFailure). Alternatively, they may get even ''more'' wordy as they get more emotional, leading to increasingly detailed but ultimately incoherent ranting that falls too easily into {{wangst}}. Frequently another character will respond with something like "Wouldn't it be easier to just [whatever the brainy person said, in layman's terms]?" or "And [layman's terms version], too!" In UsefulNotes/TheUnitedStates, when someone really has no idea what the person says, they'll say something like, "Could you repeat that in plain ol' Galveston English?"

[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome Williams Syndrome]] can lead to this kind of behavior. People with UsefulNotes/AspergerSyndrome and some forms of Dyslexia may do this in an attempt to be as precise as possible, ironically making themselves harder to understand.

While maintaining a strong endeavor to avoid flogging a deceased equuine, err I mean trying hard not to beat a dead horse, in some cases technical jargon is necessary to be understood, but in too many cases a person doesn't consider that the audience is not that technically inclined and a simpler, although less precise description would work just as well.

One of the symptoms of SpockSpeak, but averted in a good PrivateEyeMonologue. Usually also a MotorMouth. [[SmartPeopleSpeakTheQueensEnglish Goes well with British accents, too]]. Used frequently in SommelierSpeak. Often takes advantage of the fact that TalkingIsAFreeAction, and could be a case of AcousticLicense if the surroundings would make it difficult to hear clearly in the first place, much less understand the words. Can often lead to an ExpospeakGag. See also TechnoBabble, AntiquatedLinguistics, SophisticatedAsHell, and DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment. May result in CallingMeALogarithm. If someone tries for this and can't get the words right, they're perpetrating DelusionsOfEloquence. If the ''author'' commits this, see PurpleProse. The word {{Antidisestablishmentarianism}} is almost guaranteed to show up as well.

Very heavily associated with the {{Steampunk}} genre in particular, and TruthInTelevision in that case, as the Victorians ''did'' speak a form of English that was more complex and verbose.

It's worth noting that there is a word for the ''fear'' of long words; ironically, it's "sesquipedalophobia" often exaggerated by people into "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia".

The polar opposite of BuffySpeak and LaymansTerms. Big Words redirects here, for those of us who prefer to avert this trope in RealLife (or are just incapable of spelling it correctly off the tops of our heads). Contrast the LaconicWiki. Also note the similarity to TechnoBabble. May require one to have a TranslatorBuddy.

For a [[SelfDemonstratingArticle self-demonstrating]] version, please click here: [[SelfDemonstrating/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Enjoy.]]


* A Red Stripe beer commercial (titled "Big Word") shows a man giving an office presentation. He uses the word "equanimity", and the Red Stripe Band bursts in with the following:
-->Ooh, look at you, using a big word in an office meeting all correctly and stuff!\\
You got a big presentation and colleagues to impress\\
why not employ complex vernacular to substantiate your intelligence...

[[folder:Anime And Manga]]
* Episode 22 of ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' does this in the English Dub. In the Japanese version, it's just GratuitousEnglish.
* Leeron in ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' frequently does this after the TimeSkip, with "short versions" inevitably following after he loses his audience.
-->'''Leeron:''' Genetic diversity via sexual reproduction is the key to evolution.\\
''(confused ReactionShot from the Dai-Gurren Brigade)''\\
'''Leeron:''' ''(makes a heart shape with his fingers)'' [[LaymansTerms Love makes the world go 'round!]] [[SayItWithHearts <3]]\\
"Oh!" "Of course!"
** Lordgenome's Head is pretty bad at this too.
* ''Manga/{{Genshiken}}'' uses this for its IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming. This is done as if the episodes were a college thesis paper; it's done for the whole first season -- hinted to be done by the President (who might or might not have cameras hidden everywhere) -- while more normal episode naming is done during season two.
* Yue of ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' tends to do this on occasion.
* Ulquiorra in the Creator/VizMedia translation of ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' flaunts his vocabulary in almost every conversation.
* In ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' pretty much anyone in the technical division at NERV does this, Dr. Akagi being the worst offender. "General Purpose Humanoid Decisive Weapon Evangelion" indeed...
* ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'''s Izzy tends to fall into this sometimes when he plays MrExposition, further solidifying his place as TheSmartGuy.
--> [[CatchPhrase Prodigious]]!
* Scanty and Kneesocks in the English dub of ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt.''
* ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'''s Kyon often falls into this during his narration. Yuki will often provide one or two syllable answers to rather important questions, be prompted (usually by Kyon) into giving longer answers, and the longer answers end up in this incomparable form.
* Matsuki from ''Manga/KunisakiIzumoNoJijou'' is prone to this with regards to school work.
* ''Anime/ProjectAKo''. This line from Miss Ayumi in the dub as she's doing a lecture in class.
-->'''Miss Ayumi''': When the poet says "Oh, to substantialize this supasataitias ontological quitity." He is expressing something that I think you'll agree is central to most people's lives. At the same time, what does it tell us about his absurdist views of human existence? A good question. Then his obsession with ecumenical transcendentalism is revealing.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Shlubb and Klump (a.k.a. Fat Man and Little Boy) from ''ComicBook/SinCity'' indulge in this type of dialogue in an attempt to look intelligent. However, they tend to mix a fair amount of [[{{Malaproper}} malapropism]] in with it as well. The result is called DelusionsOfEloquence.
* In Franchise/TheDCU, this is a trademark of "Big Words", a member of the Newsboy Legion. And his Franchise/MarvelUniverse counterpart, Jefferson Worthington Sandervilt of the Young Allies.
* Brainiac Five, from ''ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}}'' is another excellent example. Some of the incarnations of him are actually consistently annoyed that he has to "dumb it down" for his fellow Legionnaires.
* As the example on the [[Quotes/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Quotes page]] demonstrates, Mr. Fantastic of the ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'' tends to talk this way (as does [[Comicbook/AntMan Giant Man]] of ''Comicbook/TheAvengers'' on occasion, though more often than not he's just crazy). Reed's loquaciousness usually results in ribbing from the Thing and the Human Torch (and, if they're in the room, the Invisible Woman or other heroes like Spider-Man).
** It's a bit of a running gag that Reed is all too often explaining what a certain [[MacGuffin plot-relevant piece of machinery]] does rather than actually putting it to use, which causes The Thing endless annoyance, since he's the one doing the heavy lifting when they could be done by now.
** Memorably {{lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''ComicBook/SecretWars'' just after the heroes were teleported into deep space by the Beyonder's machines. (Note: At the time of Secret Wars, Captain Marvel was the Monica Rambeau version, Iron Man was [[Comicbook/WarMachine James Rhodes]] instead of Tony Stark, and the Hulk had Bruce Banner's mind.)
--->'''ComicBook/CaptainMarVell:''' H-how'd we get here? I mean, one minute we're checking out this giant whatchamacallit in Central Park, then *POOF* the Final Frontier!
--->'''[[Comicbook/FantasticFour Mr. Fantastic]]:''' This much I can tell you, Captain Marvel -- This device apparently caused sub-atomic particle disassociation, reducing us, as we entered, to proto-matter, which it stored until it teleported us here, to preset coordinates in space, where it reassembled us inside a self-generated life-support environment!
--->'''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' That's obvious Richards!
--->'''ComicBook/IronMan:''' ''Obvious?'' What'd he say?
--->'''Human Torch:''' Just hang out, Iron Man. Reed will get tired of talking in five-dollar words in a minute, and then he'll explain in English. Then he'll explain it again to the Thing in one-syllable words!
--->'''The Thing:''' Hey Torch -- why don'tcha just shut up and look awestruck like the rest of us?
** Adding to the trope, The Thing is the inverse, not because he's dumb but because he's plain-spoken. He can generally understand what Reed is saying even when others don't and sometimes acts as the TranslatorBuddy. But some writers forget he's a former astronaut and write him as the big dumb guy because of the way he talks, which itself is a meta example with writers inferring the character trait because of this trope.
* Doctor Henry [=McCoy=] (a.k.a. Beast of the ''Comicbook/XMen'') does this all the time. In most incarnations, it's for the joy of wordplay -- everyone he works with already knows he's a genius -- though it undoubtedly has a side effect of convincing people he's never met before that [[GeniusBruiser even mutants who look like him can possess an enormous vocabulary]]. Interestingly, in his earliest appearances in the X-Men comic, he was not portrayed as particularly intelligent. However, Stan Lee decided his behavior too closely resembled the Thing from the Fantastic Four, and upgraded his intelligence and vocabulary in order to set him apart.
** And he does it with insults, too; "go suck eggs" becomes:
--->'''Hank:''' Why don't you go orally extract embryonic fluid from a hen's egg?
** On the magic side of the MU coin, we have Comicbook/DoctorStrange. Granted, half the words he uses ARE made-up, but it's still fun trying to follow him through a convoluted explanation of his spellwork.
** The ''X-Men Noir'' version of the Beast, while genuinely intelligent (but not to the exaggerated levels of the normal one), goes out of his way to use larger words that he doesn't quite understand because it gives him a stronger air of intelligence.
* Forge does this a couple of times. One time, he went into a lengthy plan involving geometry at a football game huddle causing everyone to get confused.
* The Caged Demonwolf from ''Comicbook/{{Empowered}}'', with lots of AddedAlliterativeAppeal. (''"Like unto 80s action-cinema icon Michael Dudikoff, be you a fabled {{Ninja}} American, oh jingoistic jackanapes?"''). [[spoiler:He's doing it ''on purpose'']]. His {{Imagine Spot}}s are readily identified because it carries over to ''everyone's'' dialogue (even mid-ravishing).
* The Bash Brothers from ''[[Comicbook/TheUltraverse Sludge]]'' happen to be {{Genius Bruiser}}s who tend to use words as big as their biceps. Considering Burke is a lawyer and his brother Monroe is a doctor, this is more or less expected.
* Mammoth Mogul of ''Comicbook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'' is known for this, to the point that when told Mogul wants to talk with him, Sonic prays that he has a sore throat as he's got other things to do that day.
* One of the Kingpin's lieutenants speaks like this in ''ComicBook/DaredevilBornAgain''. Like the ''Sin City'' example above, this was ''[[SelfPlagiarism also written by]]'' Creator/FrankMiller. It predates it by a number of years, but still.
* In ''Major Bummer'', one of the people affected by [=EEMs=] develops an extremely advanced brain (so advanced that his head balloons to gigantic size to hold it), but this has the side effect of making his already vast command of the English language utterly incomprehensible to all but the most astute of listeners, and even then only those armed with a dictionary.
* ''ComicBook/CerebusTheAardvark'' features a character known only as "The Judge", who may just be the walking incarnation of this trope. A seemingly omnipotent being, the judge never actually ''does'' anything with his limitless powers and knowledge because he is too busy making long, long, LONG expository speeches using very big words. How long? In his first appearance, he speaks uninterrupted for ''five. straight. issues.''
** Though to be fair, he IS telling the history of the creation and eventual destruction of the world. These things take time.
** In a later issue, The Judge appears out of thin air to inform Death that he is about to die. And also that he is actually not Death at all, just delusional. It takes him more words to tell him this than the entire word count of the previous two issues combined. Leading to a [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] when "Death's" only response to this verbal tsunami is to say "Well, fuck me," and die.
** Parmoorians have a well-deserved reputation for long-windedness. "Cerebus usually passes the time counting adverbs."
* French comic book ''ComicBook/AchilleTalon'' could have practically defined this trope. The [[CharacterTitle hero]] , a fat ''bourgeois'', as well as most of his entourage, adds verbosity to pedantry and pretentiousness to gullibility in an [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms incredible]] [[HurricaneOfPuns verbal]] [[LanguageTropes creativeness]].
* This is a prominent gimmick of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} The Penguin]] in almost all of his incarnations.
* In ''ComicBook/AllFallDown'', AIQ Squared suffers from this. He can't help it, it's in his programming.
* As part of an effort to appear more intelligent than he is, [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Commander]] can often be found using very advanced words, especially if Creator/LarryHama happens to be writing the story. Perhaps the greatest use of this was in a ''Transformers vs. GI Joe'' comic wherein he called Zarana "steatopygous" (i.e. she has a big butt).
* Dr. Nemesis often does this, ''specifically'' as a means to insult or talk down to anyone he believes to be less intelligent than himself. That is to say, ''[[InsufferableGenius everyone]]''. It gets hilariously played with when a telepathic starfish latches onto his face and begins broadcasting all of his inner thoughts:
--> '''Nemesis:''' Eat viral liquefaction, unethically cloned carbon-waste! I'll put my science in you! I'll put my science in ''all'' of you! (I have no idea what I'm saying)
* From ''ComicBook/{{Viz}}'' we have Raffles, Gentleman Thug (an obvious parody of ''Literature/{{Raffles}}'') who speaks like a Victorian gentleman and acts like a modern delinquent.
** Grimlock in ''ComicBook/TransformersShatteredGlass'' started off as DumbMuscle, but then got an upgrade that made him a GeniusBruiser, trading {{Hulkspeak}} for this. An example shortly after his upgrade:
--> '''Grimlock:''' [[LampshadeHanging "Oh, yes, it is I, Grimlock... and so much more now. To be specific, that would be 'so much more than you, now'. It does appear that there are certain linguistic idiosyncrasies that I, Grimlock, am still stuck with, however. But mustn't complain too much,]] [[VerbalTic wot?]]"

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle]] engages in this in ''Fanfic/TwilightsList'', causing Rainbow Dash to tune her out, and as a result miss out on the fact that Twilight is asking her out on a ''practice'' date, leading to Rainbow Dash believing that Twilight IS romantically interested in her.
* Dennis in ''FanFic/TheLuckOfDennisStMichelViscountStokington'' does this a ''lot,'' even when [[HypocriticalHumor decrying the same habit]] in his nemesis.
-->"The ragged figure looming in the dusky storm-light bore little resemblance to the pompous young naif who delighted in using a type or kind of sesquipedalian loquaciousness to mock his foes. In truth, I had found his book-learning pretentious; I know a pretty word or two, but do not feel the need to flaunt them at every interval."
* It's a good idea to keep a dictionary open in another tab while reading ''Fanfic/ADifferentLesson''. That said, the…uncommon words are used correctly, and in almost all cases are actually more of a precise fit than their everyday equivalents. In-story, this also applies to Chao's speech patterns because he's from an earlier time.
* Gohan in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' delves into this occasionally. Piccolo usually responds with "NEEEEEEEEEERD!!" (The irony there is that in the original, Piccolo was the one with a tendency towards pompous speech patterns.)
* In one of Katieforsythe's ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' fanfictions Watson actually uses the word sesquipedalian to describe Holmes.
* The Hungarian Matrix abridged series ''Vektor'' has a particularly beautiful example from Konrad Lorentz - AKA the Architect - delivered in CreepyMonotone. Neon's response is a FlatWhat.
* Octa in FanFic/TheSurprisingAdventuresOfAGlaceonInUnova talks like this a lot.
* ''WebAnimation/ZanyToTheMax''
** [[AuthorAvatar Makko]] has his Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness moments.
** So does Yakko. [[JustifiedTrope After all]], he apparently knows all the words in the English language (as the canon of ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' shows during a SelfParody).
** The same person created [[http://mrmenoc.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Sesquipedalian Mr. Sesquipedalian]] ([[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname better known as Mr. Brain]]), who talks like this a lot.
* Fanfic/TheCadanceverse: Twilight uses complex terms and words to describe her magical studies. When Trixie accuses her of doing it just to mess with her, [[{{Troll}} Twilight starts doing exactly that]].
* Fanfic/CrisisEquestria: Starlight Shadow takes this trope and runs with it, much to the chagrin of the other cast members, especially [[TheDitz Insipid]].
* Spock still does this in ''FanFic/InsontisII'' even after being age-regressed. In the 12th chapter, he says, "Such error is understandable."
* Fanfic/WhotrekTheUltimateAdventure1 parodies this in the scene where the characters encounter [[Franchise/TheMatrix the Architect]], who not only uses grandiose words for absolutely everything, but also manages to constantly use the ''wrong'' words, making his entire dialogue incomprehensible nonsense.
-->"I created the Matrix. Ergo I can photosynthesis 90 percent of space-time to eradicate the miscreant particles of individuality. Ergo I am [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial most definitely not the man you refer to as the Master]] therefore I will not anti this establishment and simultaneously the relevant pseudopods of your clavicle heliocentrism."
* The eponymous Amber Night of ''FanFic/{{Amber Night and the Curse of the Diabolical Pastry Thief}}'' has a dazzling lexicon. Among the first attributes described of Moodbeam is "grandiloquent". She and Amber indeed have some grandiloquent exchanges.

[[folder:Film - Animated]]
* Basil in ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective''.
* Mr. Ray from ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'': "Optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy."
-->"Aw, man!"
* Wordy villain Cat R. Waul in ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail: Fievel Goes West'' is often wont to spit out long lines of English loquaciousness, and is often forced to describe his intent in simpler terms. He's voiced by Creator/JohnCleese. Coincidence?... No.
* ''Literature/DespoilersOfTheGoldenEmpire'' uses tons of scientific language to establish itself as a work of ScienceFiction. [[spoiler:It's not.]]

[[folder:Film - Live Action]]
* A simple one from ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars]]''. The Rebel fighters are warned about the incoming [=TIEs=].
-->'''Del Goren:''' We've picked up a new group of signals: enemy fighters coming your way.
-->'''Luke Skywalker:''' My scope's negative, I don't see anything.
-->'''Garven Dreis:''' Pick up your visual scanning.
** In other words: Look.
* This quote from ''Film/ConAir'', which was spoken by Marshal agent Vince Larkin, an obvious poster boy for the trope, to DEA agent Malloy.
-->'''Larkin''': [Cindino's] known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves.\\
'''Malloy''': Garrulous? What the fuck is garrulous?\\
'''Larkin''': That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about "chatty"?\\
'''Malloy''': [to Devers] What's with Dictionary Boy?\\
'''Larkin''': "Thesaurus Boy", I think, is more appropriate.
* Waldo of ''Our Gang'' (a.k.a. ''Film/TheLittleRascals'').
* A RunningGag in ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''.
** Jack Sparrow says, "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."
** "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'No'."
* In ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'', the Architect's dialogue is extremely convoluted and highbrow-sounding, as if the writers deliberately mined a thesaurus for the longest synonyms they could find for every concept he's describing. Justified in that this artificial intelligence is, unlike any other AI, utterly logic/reason-based and lacking in any kind of empathy or social skills (the polar opposite of the Oracle) and uses speech as a type of IntimidationDemonstration. Parodied so brilliantly by Will Ferrell in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x82rX-TGIBU this video]] from the MTV Movie Awards.
-->'''The Architect''': ...and therefore, ipso-facto, vis-a-vis, concordantly...you know what? [[LampshadeHanging I have no idea what I'm saying]]. I just thought it would make me sound cool.
* The villain Heady Lamarr (That's Headley!) from ''Film/BlazingSaddles''.
-->'''Lamarr:''' My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.\\
'''Taggart:''' Goldarn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
* One of the trademarks of [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] was fast {{deadpan|Snarker}} Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.
* Johann Krauss from ''Film/HellboyIITheGoldenArmy''.
-->'''Krauss:''' Shoot it in ze central ganglion!\\
'''Hellboy:''' What?\\
'''Krauss:''' Ze central ganglion... Shoot it in ze head!
* [[MeaningfulName Ulysses]] Everett [=McGill=] speaks almost entirely like this in ''Film/OBrotherWhereArtThou''. We later learn that he was imprisoned for practicing law without a license. He apparently wants everyone to think that he's smarter than he is. Villain [[EyepatchOfPower "Big Dan" Teague]] speaks similarly because he wants to trick people into believing that he's a classy, trustworthy gentleman.
* V of ''Film/VForVendetta'' introduces himself like this, complete with [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal oodles of alliteration.]] He calms down eventually, but still speaks very intelligently. It's pretty epic, and implies that somebody pillaged a thesaurus a few times, specifically, the sections of a thesaurus between the letters "U" and "W".
-->'''V:''' Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [[OverlyLongGag Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose]], so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.\\
'''Evey Hammond:''' ... Are you, like, a crazy person?
* Hermione Granger in ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire. Examples include "Viktor's more of a physical being. I mean, he's not particularly loquacious"; "Again obvious though potentially problematic". This isn't present in the other films though.
* In ''Film/TheLastBoyScout'', the two heroes are getting pummeled by an unusually verbose Mook's large companion, leading [[DeadpanSnarker Bruce Willis's character]] to exclaim, "Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble!"
* ''Film/IRobot''. Dr. Calvin is very much like this in the beginning, though she sort of thaws out.
-->'''Detective Del Spooner:''' So, Dr. Calvin, what exactly do you do around here?\\
'''Susan Calvin:''' My general fields are advanced robotics and psychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces in an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic anthropomorphization program.\\
'''Detective Del Spooner:''' So, what exactly do you do around here?\\
'''Susan Calvin:''' I make the robots seem more human.\\
'''Detective Del Spooner:''' Now wasn't that easier to say?\\
'''Susan Calvin:''' Not really. No.
* In ''Film/NecessaryRoughness'' the coach is laid out with chest pains. He asks his doctor what he has:
-->'''Doctor''': Hiatal Hernia. ''[describes his symptoms here]''
-->'''Gennaro''': Well, is it fatal?
-->'''Doctor''': Indigestion? Only in Mexico.
* Egon Spengler from ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}''.
** ''Film/GhostbustersII''
-->'''Pete Venkman:''' Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
-->'''Egon:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I think they're more interested in my epididymis.]]
-->'''Pete Venkman:''' ...
** Or this one from ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'':
-->'''Venkman:''' Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?
-->'''Egon:''' Sorry, Venkman...I'm terrified beyond the capacity of rational thought.
* Doctor Emmett Brown from ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' does this occasionally, though it seems to be limited to his past self from the 50's, implying Doc [[CoolOldGuy mellowed out]] at some point over the intervening 30 years. The ''Animated Series'' on the other hand, took this trait into overdrive (See "Western Animation" below).
-->'''Doc''': Look! There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up!
* The sleazy, pseudo-intellectual wannabe SouthernFriedGenius crook played by Creator/TomHanks in Creator/TheCoenBrothers version of ''Film/TheLadykillers''.
* The Film/{{Coneheads}}' speech is a heavy mixture of this and CallARabbitASmeerp.
* ''Film/NoStringsAttached'': Used quite a bit in the jokes of the doctors.
* ''[[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppet]] Classic Theater'' featured a particularly multiloquent gendarme in the included interpretation of "The Supreme Potentate's Neoteric Habiliments".
* In ''Film/DaddyDayCare'', Charlie tries to avoid telling his obnoxious former coworker that he and Phil are now running a day care center, and instead says that they "offer management facilitation to, mostly, working professionals."
* Bane from ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' is very well-spoken. This is used to contrast from his frightening and brutish looking appearance, and also to highlight [[GeniusBruiser his high intelligence.]]
* ''Film/{{Adam}}'', when he gets onto the topic of astronomy.
* ''Film/HailTheConqueringHero'' had this exchange:
-->'''Doc Bissell:''' I said, "Ladies and gentlemen, in all the years that I have been unsuccessfully mixed into politics, this is the first and only time that I have ever seen a candidate for office - given an opportunity to prove publicly, permanently and beyond peradventure of doubt that he was honest, courageous and veracious..."
-->'''Judge Dennis:''' That means truthful. [[LampshadeHanging He likes those big words]].
* ''Film/{{Clerks}}'' had this:
-->'''hockey playing dude:''' Okay, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker
* ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'', when Dr. [=McCoy=] wants to get passed some guards:
-->'''[=McCoy=]''': My God, man! Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention! Now, out of the way! Get out of the way!
-->'''Kirk''': What did you say she has?
-->'''[=McCoy=]''': Cramps.
* Drax of ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' has a wide vocabulary and sometimes speaks in unnecessarily big words. In a bit of delicious {{Irony}}, the word "thesaurus" is apparently not part of this vocabulary, as he [[CallingMeALogarithm takes offense at being called a "walking thesaurus."]]
* Mary has a tendency to lapse into this in ''Film/AllAboutSteve'' when she gets excited. As a dedicated cruciverbalist (a crossword puzzle writer), she has a very varied vocabulary that has a heavy emphasis on obscure vocabulary.
* ''{{Film/Lincoln}}'': [[TheDragon Rep. Fernando Wood]], the main orator for the pro-slavery Democrats, gives loud and wordy speeches in a hammy manner, which his opponents sometimes mock.[[note]]TruthInTelevision; The real Wood actually was quite hammy, and was even censured by Congress after a 1868 speech where he insulted everyone in the House.[[/note]]
-->"When will Mr. Wood end his interminable gabble? Some of us breathe oxygen, and we find the fumes of his oratory a lethal challenge to our pulmonary capacities!"
* Ringo does this a lot in ''[[Film/AHardDaysNight]]''
-->"There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches..."

* In ''Literature/SpiderManTheDarkestHours'', ComicBook/DoctorStrange uses the longest words possible, much to Spidey's annoyance.
-->'''Strange''': They are older than mountains, older than the seas. Since life first graced this sphere, and since that life called out to the mystic realms, echoing in harmony and sympathy, these beings, these Ancients, have been there to feed upon it.
-->'''Spider-Man''': Really, you could have just said "Yes, they're old", and it would have been enough.
* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': Meta-fictional example: books are only written in this type of prose. Actually one of the characters think it's less difficult to say "hum" when an unusual word shows up rather than looking it up, with surprisingly good results. Made even weirder by the fact Georgina always speaks in a normal manner.
* In ''Literature/ChittyChittyBangBang'', the narrator will use one of these words, and immediately give the more common word. Example: "...transmogrifications (this is a big word for 'changes')."
* ''Literature/EnchantedForestChronicles''
** The nerdy magician Telemain always talks like this, with Morwen usually having to translate for him. However, when he is glared at hungrily by Kazul, a sentient dragon, he manages to speak normally, albeit very very slowly.
** Also used in ''Dealing with Dragons'' of the same series, in regards to a book on the Caves of Fire and Night. At the end, Morwen says something about how the magic had worked, and Cimorene exclaims, "Just the way that impossible book says!" and Morwen responds, "Demontmorency? Yes, I suppose he is fairly impossible."
--->"Thus these Caves of Fire and Night are, in some sense, indivisible, whereas the Caves of Chance are, by contrast, individual, though it is preposterous to claim that these descriptions are true of either group of caves in their entirety..."
* Ax gets into this on ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', on account of being an alien.
* The saintly mad prophet Emmanuel from ''Literature/SisterPelagia'' really loves to use bookish words "in appropriate and inappropriate places".
* Walter "Ramses" Emerson in Elizabeth Peters' ''Literature/AmeliaPeabody'' series tends to embody this trope through his younger years, though he (mostly) grows out of it by around age 20, as stated by Amelia in "Guardian of the Horizon". Amelia herself could actually fit this trope in many regards, although it may be more her old-fashioned manner of narration than excessive verbosity.
* The infamous ''Literature/TheEyeOfArgon'' uses absurdly obscure words whenever possible, sometimes whimsicorically making them up outright. It also uses even normal words incorrectly (grammatically AND semantically), when it manages to even spell them right. "Many-fauceted scarlet emerald" is a particularly... colorful... example. The extremely-thinly-veiled discussion of the hero's current hit points also comes to mind.
* This was the major character trait of William Harper "Johnny" Littlejohn in the ''Franchise/DocSavage'' novels.
** Throughout the series, Johnny was always careful to use regular words around Doc Savage, mainly because Doc would have understood everything he was saying so it wouldn't have been any fun. The other members of the team also suspected that he often used his big words incorrectly, and didn't want Doc to catch him at it.
*** His tendency to use big words also bit him in the ass once. He was captured by a group of criminals, whose sadistic leader had no patience with Johnny's vocabulary. Johnny was warned that if he used a single big word while answering questions, he'd get the beating of a lifetime. Sure enough, Johnny forgets and uses a big word...and an absolutely ''brutal'' beatdown ensues.
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': Ponder Stibbons often does this while trying to explain [[MagiBabble the underlying principles of magic]] to the other Wizards at Unseen University (at least the ones who don't work in the High Energy Magic building).
* Mr Plum, the slimy teacher from ''Literature/TheRottersClub''. Heck, you need an encyclopaedia to work out what he's saying.
* In Creator/RudyardKipling's ''The Elephant's Child'' (or at least, the audio version read by Jack Nicholson and music by Bobby [=McFerrin=]), the bi-colored python rock snake always talks like this, for that is how bi-colored python rock snakes always talk, O Best Beloved.
** He talks that way [[http://www.online-literature.com/kipling/165/ in the book]], too.
--->'''Bi-coloured Python Rock Snake:''' Rash and inexperienced traveler, we will now seriously devote ourselves to a little high tension, because if we do not, it is my impression that yonder self-propelling man-of-war with the armor-plated upper deck ''(and by this, O Best Beloved, he meant the Crocodile)'' will permanently vitiate your future career.
* ''Literature/TheAmazingAdventuresOfKavalierAndClay'' sometimes lapsed into this.
* Christopher Paolini apparently feels the need to use a thesaurus at all times with the ''Literature/InheritanceCycle'', sparking copious mixed opinions from readers. Some find his writing captivating and interesting, while others basically write it off as a load of crap. Either way, you can't argue that he follows this trope to the letter, and younger readers may want to keep a dictionary open while traversing his prose.
* In Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Literature/{{Neverwhere}}'', Mr. Croup appears practically incapable of pronouncing any ''bon mot'' of less than polysyllabic length, much to the bewilderment of Mr. Vandemar. At one point he describes himself and Mr. Vandemar as having "funny clothes and convoluted circumlocutions", to which Mr Vandemar responds indignantly "I haven't got a circumlo--." Mr. Croup explains that the word means "a way of speaking around something. A digression. Verbosity."
** This was, however, a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for them due to the particular circumlocution they were employing there.
** There's a heroic example with Mr. Ibis in ''Literature/AmericanGods'', which makes sense, since he's Thoth, the Egyptian god of wisdom. The protagonist, Shadow does this occasionally, in moments indicating that he's a GeniusBruiser and not just DumbMuscle (i.e. referring to sleight-of-the-hand magic as prestidigitation).
* In the ''Literature/YoungWizards'' series, the wizardry manuals are given to [[MagiBabble insanely complicated language]]; it's mind-boggling how an eleven-year-old girl can even hope to understand it. "Temporospatial claudication" indeed! Not unjustified, as these are English translations from a language which was designed from the ground up to describe the (actual, speculative, and alternative) workings of TheMultiverse... or more accurately, reality reflects the ''language''. In the first book, the girl spends around a week of study trying to understand the Speech well enough to even cast a simple spell. I'd imagine a year or two spent seriously studying what's basically a truly comprehensive and utterly ''accurate'' multidisciplinary textbook whose contents constantly reorganize to be exactly what its owner is currently most suited to learn... could produce mind-boggling results, indeed.
* Anything written by Creator/ChinaMieville, although ''Literature/KingRat'' was much less verbose than the [[Literature/BasLagCycle Bas Lag]] novels.
* From ''Literature/AtTheMountainsOfMadness'' by Creator/HPLovecraft.
-->"The leathery, undeteriorative, and almost indestructible quality was an inherent attribute of the thing's form of organization, and pertained to some paleogean cycle of invertebrate evolution utterly beyond our powers of speculation."
** Legend, at least, has it that he once got stuck with nothing to read but a(n abridged) copy of the OxfordEnglishDictionary...
** At least this one had the excuse that it was supposed to be the recollection of a scientist printed in an attempt to prevent further exploration of Antarctica -- many scientists in real life tend to go for complicated expression even when they wouldn't need to, in subconscious belief that it'll give a more intelligent impression. Universities often try to discourage this, but with limited success.
** Would you believe he occasionally used this for {{deadpan snark|er}}ing? From ''Literature/TheDunwichHorror'': "But then, the homes and sheds of Dunwich's folk have never been remarkable for olfactory immaculateness."
* Continuing in the Lovecraft theme in ''Literature/{{The Laundry|Series}}'', Charles Stross would often pay tribute to Lovecraft by jokingly describing eldritch-related things as "squamous and rugose". Of course, as his works take the ViewersAreGeniuses route, his own characters occasionally dip into this trope as well.
* ''[[http://www.wetanz.com/holics/raygun-directory.php Doctor Grordbort's Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory]]'' is a stimulating compendium of [[CoolButInefficient destructive devices]] for all enthusiasts of the genre known as "[[SteamPunk steam-punk]]", plus those gentlemen of leisure who feel that their masculinity would be grossly enhanced by the acquisition of an [[TheBFG Exterminator of Prodigious Dimensions]].
* Marmaduke Scarlet from ''Literature/TheLittleWhiteHorse'' speaks like this. He's a guy who works in a kitchen.
* Pretty much anything written by StephenDonaldson tends to veer into this trope at times; particularly the Thomas Covenant books, where he also has a tendency to utilize archaic or obscure definitions for many commonly used terms.
** Notorious, one group of characters in ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfThomasCovenant'' were described as being "featureless and telic, like lambent gangrene."
** In ''The One Tree'', one character tells Thomas Covenant that he is uxorious; a claim that is meretricious. Indeed, the claim is quite mendacious (for one thing, the character is unmarried) -- but what can one expect from a man who is wearing a carcanet? (Note: Donaldson uses all those words.)
** Then there's ''[[Literature/TheMirrorOfHerDreams Mordant's Need]]'', a more "realistic" work than the Covenant series in almost every way... except the swearing. (When the local equivalent of a wizard snaps "Excrement of a pig!" he might just be pretentious, but when a couple of [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold rough private soldiers]] express their frustration by yelling "Fornication!" it's deeply jarring.)
* ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'''s hares and more WickedCultured villains occasionally drop into this. "So what happens when the bally precipitation ceases?" ''(blank stares)'' "Sorry, I mean what happens when the rain stops?" And another time:
-->"What does he mean by 'arboreal verdance'?"\\
"Hmm, I rather think it means treetops, leafy green ones."\\
"Oh! So why doesn't he say treetops?"\\
"Why should he when he knows how to say words like arboreal verdance?"
* In one of Creator/AnthonyBurgess's short stories, Shakespeare and Ben Jonson are discussing the new King James version of the Bible. Jonson mentions that the initial choice for translator thought Genesis should begin with "In the initiality of the mundane entity the Omnicompetent fabricated the celestial and terrene quiddities."
* Creator/GeorgeOrwell once took this one passage from the Bible:
-->''I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.''
::And rewrote it like this...:
-->''Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.''
::The entire thing can also be translated to mean "Success is random.":
** Loquacious Bible? Try [[http://everything2.com/title/A%2520Liberal%2520Translation%2520of%2520the%2520New%2520Testament this]]. To my knowledge, the Old Testament did not get this treatment from the same author, thank Whomever.
** Here's the NIV translation:
--->''I have seen something else under the sun:\\
The race is not to the swift\\
or the battle to the strong,\\
nor does food come to the wise\\
or wealth to the brilliant\\
or favor to the learned;\\
but time and chance happen to them all.''
** Hell, on the subject of Orwell, the entire essay [[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]] is a tract against sesquipedalian loquaciousness.
* This trait is quite common among Creator/JackVance characters, generally as a sugar-coating on their jerkass behavior. Note that V, the former page image is a character from a webcomic inspired by ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', a series which itself was inspired by Vance's writings.
* Howard Hibble of the ''JasonWander'' series is the leading expert on the aliens humanity is currently at war with, and occasionally lapses into this mode of speech. Lampshaded by Jason, who speaks normally but has good verbal skills, when discussing an alien device. Howard describes it as "a metallic, oblate spheroid." Jason translates this as "a tin football."
* In Creator/TamoraPierce's ''Literature/TheImmortals'' series, Numair says he was encouraged by his father to speak like this, to prove that he actually went away to school.
* Mart, one of Literature/TrixieBelden's brothers. Other characters, such as Dan and Jim, pick this up from time to time to annoy Mart.
* Tehol Beddict of ''Literature/MalazanBookOfTheFallen'' does this as his traditional mode of parlance.
* Jupiter Jones, of ''Literature/TheThreeInvestigators'', employs this method of verbal communication habitually, although not necessarily invariably. And the Archbishop in ''Henry V'', whose loquaciousness over Henry's right to the French crown is usually played for laughs, but also hides the reality that Henry's claim to the ''English'' crown was almost as weak (his father having been an usurper)
* Ralph Rackstraw in ''Theatre/HMSPinafore'' speaks with exceedingly purple prose for a "humble sailor".
* Parodied to the extreme with Lucky's three-page monologue in ''Theatre/WaitingForGodot''. Read through it carefully and there is actually a philosophical point being made, but it is embroidered with so much verbal diarrhea, non-sequiturs and just sheer nonsense words that it sounds like a complete load of gibberish.
* In one version of the ''Literature/ThreeLittlePigs'', the judge's page speaks this to a ridiculous extent.
* Jerry, a character in ''Literature/VoicesFromTheHighSchool'', decides to imitate the language of Shakespeare, much to his friend's chagrin.
* Both Creator/StephenieMeyer and her characters in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' love this trope. The books are filled to the brim with overly-complicated words when simpler words would work better, and she even uses some words wrongly.
* Plenty of Creator/PGWodehouse characters, from Literature/{{Jeeves|AndWooster}} to Literature/{{Psmith}}, often accompanied by SophisticatedAsHell. Even [[UpperClassTwit Bertie]] and other characters prone to BuffySpeak tend to indulge in this [[RuleOfFunny just for laughs]].
* Large portions of Creator/MarkTwain's "Some Learned Fables for Good Old Boys and Girls" read like this. As a parody of scientists of the period, it may or may not have been spot-on. As a story, it was a flop.
* The ''Literature/KhaavrenRomances'' (and the third part of ''Tiassa''), set in Creator/StevenBrust's world of ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'', is [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis written by Paarfi]], who is especially prone to the [[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/prolix prolix]].
* Creator/MarkTwain accused Germans (at least, German writers) to be always like that, and cites words like "Freundschaftsbezeigungen" and a sentence with over seventy words as proof. The sentence was taken from a SillyLoveNovel. Now wonder how much more complicated philosophical and scientific works from the 19th century must be.
* In ''Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland'', [[AuthorAvatar the Dodo]] uses this so many times that the Eaglet demands that he "speak English" and accuses him of not understanding half of the things coming out of his beak.
* The dodo in David Osborn's children's novel ''Jessica and the Crocodile Knight'' is prone to doing this. When he and Jessica first meet, he describes her as "an immature homo sapiens of the female gender", instead of simply as "a human girl".
* Novelist [[Literature/DeathInVenice Thomas]] [[Literature/{{Buddenbrooks}} Mann]] was, depending on your point of view, famed or notorious for his long and complex sentences. It was joked that for him and his admirers a German sentence less than a half-page long was no proper sentence. For instance, the first sentence of Mann's ''Literature/ConfessionsOfFelixKrull'' consists of 72 words in the original German. However, when Mann gave a public reading it was very easy to keep track of what he was trying to bring across. Creator/LeoTolstoy was a big influence on Mann's work, and that is probably at least a partial explanation, since this trope shows up often in Tolstoy's works, too.
* Creator/DavidEddings wasn't averse to showing off his eight years of studying English at college level on occasion though he mostly aimed for readability over verbosity. The Arend race in his ''Literature/TheBelgariad'' series sometimes combined this with their signature FloweryElizabethanEnglish trope.
* ''Literature/BlackWidowers'': In "The Unabridged", the guest mentions that his aunt would never use a simple term if a longer, fancier-sounding one was available; believing that this made her sound educated. Naturally, this habit plays a vital role in the ultimate solution to the mystery.
* In ''Literature/StarksWar'', the worst of the officers Stark deals with speak in a sort of hybrid of abstract military theory and management jargon, dressing some very dumb ideas in very complicated language. Just so long as it ''sounds'' impressive, that means they're all military geniuses, right?
* {{Invoked|Trope}} in the first Literature/TanteiTeamKZJikenNote novel ''The Missing Bike Knows''. When Aya introduces herself in front of the boys of the Special Class (and take a swipe on Wakatake), she decided to show off her strength in Japanese language that the teacher told the whole class moments earlier. She does it by dropping [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yojijukugo yojijukugo]], four-kanji idioms of Chinese origin, that accurately describes the four boys. These idioms were cut in the anime adaptation, making viewers scratching their heads as for why Kuroki immediately gave her the RedBaron of "the language expert."
-->'''Aya''': I'm Aya Tachibana. ''Reiseichinchaku''[[note]][[TheStoic calm and collected]][[/note]] Uesugi-kun, ''onkoutokujitsu''[[note]][[NiceGuy gentle, honest and earnest]][[/note]] Kozuka-kun, ''happoubijin''[[note]][[TheSocialExpert everybody's friend]][[/note]] Kuroki-kun, and ''goganfuson''[[note]]arrogant[[/note]] Wakatake-kun, who can't even tell the difference between a human and a mailbox... It's nice to meet you all.

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* Harry Morton on ''Series/{{The Burns and Allen Show}}'', almost always lampshaded by Creator/GeorgeBurns.
* Walter Denton on ''Series/OurMissBrooks'', making him seem smarter than he really is.
* Speech like this is the key joke in many ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' sketches. Creator/JohnCleese is known to use this in other roles he has held since.
-->"Frankly, I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution."
** In the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0 Cheese Shop]]" sketch, the customer alternates between Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness and slangy Yorkshire: in a subtle ShoutOut, Cleese's lines "Ee, I were all 'ungry, lahk" and "Ah lahk a nice choon, yer forced to" are actually in a more-or-less Yorkshire (OopNorth) dialect because Michael Palin, who plays the shopkeeper, is originally from Sheffield in Yorkshire, although Palin's character (and indeed Palin generally) doesn't speak in a Yorkshire accent.
* And speaking of John Cleese, in the ''Series/FawltyTowers'' episode, ''The Hotel Inspectors,'' he finds himself having to contend with a guest whose use of flowery, overcomplicated language renders him nearly incomprehensible. Representative quote:
-->'''Mr Hutchinson''': This afternoon I have to visit the town for sundry purposes which would be of no interest to you I am quite sure, but nevertheless shall require your aid in getting for me some sort of transport, some hired vehicle that is, to get me to my first port of call.
-->'''Basil''': Are you all right?
** In "Communication Problems", Polly gets rid of the pushy, selectively deaf Mrs. Richards by asking Manuel to "lend her your assistance in connection with her reservation", knowing that Manuel won't understand.
* Ezra from ''Series/TheMagnificentSeven'' series, frequently punctuates his conversations with unnecessarily extensive and articulate vocabulary.
--> '''Ezra:''' ''[In jail]'' Well now that we are rid of that loathsome curmudgeon, you may affect my emancipation.\\
'''JD:''' Huh?\\
'''Ezra:''' Let me out.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** The Sixth Doctor took this to ridiculous lengths -- and in Pip and Jane Baker scripts, most ''other'' characters would start talking like this as well.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Fortuitous would be a more apposite epithet!\\
'''Peri:''' Or, as we humans say, "Lucky would be a better word."
** Pip and Jane Baker were really fond of the phrase "fortuitous would be a more apposite epithet". The Master uses it in "The Mark of the Rani" as well. Of course, the Master as played by Anthony Ainley was always prone to thesaurus abuse.
** The Sixth Doctor's talent for sounding like he swallowed a thesaurus and [[LargeHam a full meal of cured pork haunch]] shows up a lot in the Creator/BigFinish audio dramas.
--->'''Banto Zane:''' Talking with you is like arguing with a thesaurus!\\
'''Banto Zane:''' Here we go, another voyage around the English language!
*** [[TropesAreTools Raised to an art form]] with the audio drama ''...ish''.
** Couple the Sixth Doctor's vocabulary with Gilbert and Sullivan's music and the results are downright hilarious, as evidenced in Part 3 of the Big Finish audio drama ''Doctor Who and the Pirates''. Can anyone say [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdDXQ2h1Pc "I am the Very Model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer"]]?
** Early Eighties companion Adric does this a couple of times in "Four to Doomsday". Early in the story, he refers to the Milky Way galaxy as "Galaxia Kyklos"; Tegan thinks he's talking about somewhere in Corfu until the Doctor tells her that "Adric's just showing off". Later, while sharing a meal with the Doctor, Tegan and Nyssa, Adric asks if anyone will "pass the sodium chloride", by which he means salt.
* This was part of the appeal (and {{Narm}} fuel) of ''Series/DawsonsCreek''. One ad for the show pretty much came right out and said this: "They're teenagers but they don't ''talk'' like teenagers. Watch ''Dawson's Creek'' at [time] on [day]."
* River Tam from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' occasionally slipped into this, with a mix of InfallibleBabble and a banquet's worth of WordSalad.
* Sir Humphrey Appleby in ''Series/YesMinister'' / ''Yes Prime Minister'' speaks in an overly long and complex fashion in order to flummox his political masters and thus maintain the Civil Service status quo -- however, he's so used to speaking in such a fashion that at times he appears almost incapable of speaking clearly even when he genuinely wants to make himself clearly understood. At very least, he's reluctant to do so to an almost instinctive degree; a short answer could generally be dragged out of him and usually formed the punchline to a joke. For instance, here's how Humphrey confesses his sins:
-->'''Sir Humphrey Appleby:''' The identity of the official whose alleged responsibility for this hypothetical oversight has been the subject of recent discussion is not shrouded in quite such impenetrable obscurity as certain previous disclosures may have led you to assume, but, not to put too fine a point on it, the individual in question is, it may surprise you to learn, one whom your present interlocutor is in the habit of defining by means of the perpendicular pronoun.\\
'''James Hacker:''' I beg your pardon?\\
'''Sir Humphrey Appleby:''' It was... I.
** One time, Humphrey also stops speaking this way [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness to show that he is dead serious]], telling an absolutely, unbendably resolute Hacker, dead-set on a course of action that will help absolutely no-one, that "if you insist on doing this damn silly thing, don't do it in this damn silly way."
** In the ''Hacker Diaries'', the fictional diaries of Jim Hacker and novelization of the ''Series/YesMinister'' series, it is stated that he lived out the last of his days in a home for the elderly deranged when "advancing years, [[TalkativeLoon without in any way impairing his verbal fluency, disengaged the operation of his mind from the content of his speech]]."
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
** The group have a conversation about Robin's new Argentinean boyfriend who can't speak English that well. When he arrives at the bar, they continue the conversation, but with longer words so he doesn't understand (he doesn't: he thinks they're talking about baseball). Funny, because their responses weren't all that different from before:
--->'''Barney:''' Come on Ted, back me up here.\\
'''Ted:'''I'm just happy Robin's happy.\\
'''Barney:''' Support my hypothesis, Ted.\\
'''Ted:''' I'm just jubilant my former paramour's jubilant.
** The part of the conversation right before this, that is Robin explaining that she still likes Gael, includes the lines:
--->'''Barney:''' Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association.\\
'''Robin:''' My journey was transformative and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour and the philosophies he espouses.
** Ted talks like this all the time, especially during the college flashbacks, because he is -- in the other characters' own words -- douchy like that. And his on-again/off-again high school/college girlfriend, Karen, talks like this all the time too.
** Also in "Old King Clancy" while talking about GNB's firing room, the ETR, or Employee Transition Room:
--->'''Barney:''' It's a space where a supervisor and an employee engage in a knowledge transfer about an ''impending vocational paradigm shift.''\\
'''Barney:''' So how'd it all go down between you and Bilson?\\
'''Ted:''' Well, ''after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees.''\\
'''Barney:''' Hit him with a chair?\\
'''Ted:''' Yup.\\
'''Barney:''' That's my boy!
* ''Franchise/PowerRangers''
** Billy on the original ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers'' spoke like this; every time he said anything, everyone looked expectantly at Trini until she translated. However, when the situation became truly dire, he sometimes lapsed into regular speech; whether this meant he used big words to show off intelligence or the show had bad writers was never explained. This tended to get phased out as the seasons went on, as if his hanging out with the other teens helped him pick up their speech habits (or possibly because Trini had left). Ironically, most people watching the show on TV could understand him fine, or at least guess the intent of his statements by context. It's only in-universe that everybody but Trini is left utterly confused. The best example of this is "Life's A Masquerade" when he gives the Morphing Call for the first time. Instead of the standard "It's Morphin' Time" Billy-Speak turns it into "It's time for Molecular Transmutation." However, by Season 3, he called out a standard "It's Morphin' Time".
** ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'''s'' Dr. K does this on occasion (i.e. when she's not being blunt), including to hilarious effect in "Ghosts" when she threatens her leader, Colonel Truman, with inserting laxative into his coffee mug, which would lead to a case of explosive diarrhea.
** In ''Series/PowerRangersNinjaStorm'', MonsterOfTheWeek Boxing Bop-a-roo had such a bad case of this that Lothor indirectly accused him of [[EskimosArentReal making up]] {{Perfectly Cromulent Word}}s by starting a [[TheSwearJar "Made-Up Word Jar"]]. On top of that, many other characters suffered from the fact that he GotMeDoingIt.
* Data from ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' occasionally did this, particularly when attempting humor or referring to an idiomatic expression. For Example: "I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without cause." (wild goose chase). It gets lampshaded in ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'':
-->'''Data:''' Tell me. Are you using a polymer-based neuro-relay to transmit the organic nerve impulses to the central processor in my positronic net? If that is the case, how have you solved the problem of increased signal degradation inherent to organosynthetic transmission across…
-->'''Borg Queen:''' Do you always talk this much?
-->'''Data:''' (''{{Beat}}'') Not always, but often.
-->'''Borg Queen:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Why do you insist on utilizing this primitive linguistic communication]]? Your android brain is capable of so much more.
* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Series/{{Friends}}'' when Joey uses a thesaurus on every single word of a letter he's writing in an attempt to sound intelligent.
-->'''Monica:''' All right, what was this sentence, originally?\\
'''Joey:''' Oh. "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."\\
'''Chandler:''' And that became, "They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps?"
** [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill He even replaced his own name with "baby kangaroo."]]
* In the episode "Ink and Incapability" of ''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third'', Dr. Samuel Johnson, author of the first English dictionary, speaks just like that ("I celebrated last night the encyclopedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon."). Blackadder resorted to using [[PerfectlyCromulentWord made-up long words]] to freak Johnson out in retaliation ("Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.").
* The "genius" types on ''Series/{{Bones}}'', including the character nicknamed "Bones", do this often. {{Justified|Trope}}, in that those who do so outside of the professional circumstances in which it's expected show other signs of Asperger's as well, particularly Dr. Zack Addy.
** Brennan once agreed with someone by saying, "I concur. Vehemently!"
** And then there's this exchange from "The Titan on the Tracks":
--->'''Dr. Hodgins''': It's seventy percent amorphous silicon dioxide.
--->'''Booth''': What's that?
--->'''Dr. Hodgins''': It's a common domestic container.
--->'''Booth''': Oh, like a jar. Why can't we just say "a jar"?
** Dr. Gordon Wyatt does this too, possibly because he's played by Creator/StephenFry
* Major Dr. Samantha Carter and, to a lesser degree, Dr. Daniel Jackson were often guilty of this on ''Series/StargateSG1''.
** Also Teal'c:
--->'''Teal'c:''' I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature.
--->'''Teal'c:''' Undomesticated equines could not remove me. ''(although he was joking that time)''
* [[LampshadeHanging Gibbs gets annoyed]] just about every single time it happens on ''Series/{{NCIS}}''. Ducky justified one instance by saying he ''likes'' the word "exsanguinate".
* Used frequently on ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3515_x8R9c This sketch]] is a good example, as its use of gratuitous linguistics turns what would otherwise have been an unremarkable barber shop sketch into several minutes of hysterical laughter.
* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in ''Series/TheWestWing'' by the President, who says:
-->"In my house, anyone who uses one word when they could have used ten just isn't trying hard."
* Spinelli on ''Series/GeneralHospital'', though this seems to be because he's a [[TheRainman Rain Man]].
* Judge Joe Brown often uses this trope, apparently in an attempt to try to add some class to his "folksy" image (and possibly to intimidate the clueless people who come on his show), but instead he usually ends up coming across as pompous.
* Sheldon from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' talks like this all the time. Any of the four main geeks do this often, mostly between themselves or colleagues when discussing theories or projects, but are quick to drop it around Penny as to include her... well, except for Sheldon, but he expects people to accommodate ''him'' in any situation, and will complain about having to do so for others.
** Sheldon even talks like this when he's speaking to Penny about simple everyday things; he usually ends up having to put things in LaymansTerms for her and never seems to realize that he should have just done so in the first place.
-->'''Sheldon:''' ''(after Penny tells him she slipped in the shower)'' Not surprising. You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.
-->'''Penny:''' What?
-->'''Sheldon:''' Tubs are slippery.
* Creator/RussellBrand would also use this trope frequently. Made all the more visible by that he'd only really be doing it to make a NobGag. On a show about ''Series/BigBrother''.
* Rhonda from the DirectToVideo special ''Psalty's Salvation Celebration'' is like this in her first scene, sounding like she stuck her dialogue into an internet thesaurus translator. Thankfully, this is toned down in all her following scenes.
-->"We'll be villaging with our father over the summer respite."
* EB Farnum in ''{{Series/Deadwood}}'' is a blighter for this. In almost every episode, Al has to reprimand him for either using a gillion words to say three, or more often, for repeating Al's short, to the point statement with new, longer words.
* In one episode of ''Series/MyFamily'', Abi applies for a job in a library and memorises an entire dictionary to help her prepare for the interview. She doesn't get the job because the interviewer doesn't understand a word she's trying to say.
* ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'': Rob Petrie tried to explain his brother's symptomatic somnambulance to Sally. She stared at him and said to Buddy, "Could you tell him not to talk to me like that?"
* ''Series/{{Rome}}'' subverted this one; Pullo (a common soldier who was not the sharpest knife in the drawer) would occasionally come out with some big ol' Latinate word, which seemed out of place in his mouth...until you realized, hey, he's ''speaking Latin''.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': Kelly Bundy manages to bust out some big words for such a "bombastic simpleton". She doesn't always use the right words, but sometimes she's spot-on.
* ''Series/BuckRogersInTheTwentyFifthCentury'' used this trope at times, especially in the earlier episodes. Often {{lmpshade|Hanging}}d by having Buck be increasingly irritated at having to stop and figure out the "simplistic" 20th-century equivalent for whatever the other characters are talking about.
--> '''Guard''': "You'll need a delocking disk."
--> '''Buck''': "A delocking disk..." (Blank look for a moment.) "Oh, you mean a ''key.''" (takes the disc from the guardr, grumbling under his breath) "Why do you people in the future have to make everything so complicated?"
* In the ''Series/JustCause'' episode "The Last to Know," when Peggy tells Ted that her car was towed, he replies:
-->'''Ted:''' Well, just another reason why I recommend bipedal modes of transportation.
** Note that Ted rollerblades everywhere. Even indoors.
* Wanda in ''Series/CornerGas'' is prone to this.
-->'''Lacey:''' Maybe people get put off by your big words...\\
'''Wanda:''' You mean intimidated by my vocabulary?
** See also her chant when she goes on strike in "Get the F Off My Lawn":
--->'''Wanda:''' Restitution! Remuneration! I demand indemnification!\\
'''Brent:''' Wow, you do a lot of [[CrosswordPuzzle crosswords]], huh?
* Pops up on ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' from time to time, with requests for a translation from 'Giles-speak'. Fred gets into it as well on occasion on ''Series/{{Angel}}''.
* More than half of [[TVGenius Dr. Spencer Reid]]'s lines on ''Series/CriminalMinds'' are this. Jason Gideon was prone to this as well, as well as a few [=UnSubs=], most notably Vincent Shyer ("Broken Mirror") and Frank Breitkof ("No Way Out"/"No Way Out II: The Evilution of Frank").
* Sturgis Turner from ''Series/{{JAG}}'' often gets into this trope.
* Gaston Means from ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''. Just for example, instead of "your shoelace is untied", he says "Your left shoelace is in a state of dishabille." The show has several other examples: Arnold Rothstein, Nelson Van Alden, Andrew Mellon and Valentin Narcisse, but none of them are as bad as Means.
* Walter White of ''Series/BreakingBad'' occasionally lapses into this, though thankfully he's pretty good at keeping a lid on it.
* In one episode of ''Series/RizzoliAndIsles'', [[WorkingClassHero Jane]] {{lampshade|Hanging}}s/objects to this, when she and [[NonIdleRich Maura]] are having lunch at a [[FancyDinner fancy restaurant]] while investigating a case.
-->'''Maura:''' What are you having for lunch?
-->'''Jane:''' ''(looking at the menu)'' What are 'baby jewels and gems'?
-->'''Maura:''' Lettuce.
-->'''Jane:''' Wh- We don't call those 'solid vertical room separators'!
-->'''Maura:''' You mean the walls?
-->'''Jane:''' Exactly. Lett-uce. ''Pre-ten-tious''.
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'':
** A lot of humor comes from Niles and ''especially'' Frasier speaking very formally:
-->'''Frasier''': What is my offense? What egregious sin have I committed, that I should be so maligned? Was I to just sit idly by and watch these two misguided souls embark on doomed relationships? Would they have thanked me for that? Not very likely, I dare say.
-->'''Martin''': Who moved the mustard?
** Daphne's boorish brother Simon can be pretty flowery as well, either naturally or possibly in a StealthParody of Frasier. Normally such a character would have DelusionsOfEloquence, but he's perfectly capable of the real thing.
* One of the many ways Grim mangles the English language on ''Series/TheThinBlueLine''.
* Creator/VanKootenEnDeBie: The duo's comedy was very verbal and they enjoyed playing characters who used very complicated words and expressions. As presenters they also used formal language.
* Fitz and Simmons on ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' have a tendency to speak this way.
--> '''Simmons''': Saying his name repeatedly does not increase productivity!
* ''Series/HillStreetBlues'': At roll call, Sgt. Esterhaus sounds more like an academic orator than a police sergeant, never letting one simple word suffice when he can demonstrate the extent of his vocabulary by using four obscure, polysyllabic ones, preferably of Latin or French origin, instead.
* Pretty much every scientist in ''Series/{{Eureka}}'' spoke this way. Justified since Carter was the only person in town who couldn't understand this and given the problems involved complex science they likely felt that a detailed explanation would be necessary. Henry usually served as translator.
--> '''Scientist''': It is an incredibly dangerous confluence of meteorological events.
--> '''Henry''': A perfect storm.
--> '''Carter''': Thank you.
--> '''Scientist''': A spinning cyclone of instability high up in the cryosphere.
--> '''Henry''': Ice funnel of death.
--> '''Carter''': Gotcha. Why don't you just say "Ice funnel of death?"
** A lot of them were also just arrogant. When someone interrupts your lunch there is no reason a normal person would respond, "Can't a man masticate in peace?"
* Boyd Crowder in ''Series/{{Justified}}'' is very fond of this trope, often using it to prove to others that just because he's from a backwoods Kentucky town, he's not stupid.
* Gus from ''Series/DropTheDeadDonkey'' talks exclusively in management jargon; when a builder talks to him in plain speak about work to be done, he has to translate into SL just so Gus can understand him.
--> '''Workman''': "The hoist's up and ready."
--> '''Gus''': "Sorry?"
--> '''Workman''': "We have an ongoing potential uplift scenario."
--> '''Gus''': "Ah, got you!"
* ''Series/TheNightOf'': One of the young arresting officers writes her report in overly technical language, in an apparent attempt to sound official. Veteran Detective Box tells her to rewrite it in simple language so that a jury can understand it.

[[folder:Music And Sound]]
* A song regarding the fear of long words by Bryant Oden: [[http://www.songdrops.com/funny-kids-songs-for-children/the-long-word-song-hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.html The Long Word Song]]
* Emplaced here is a somewhat superfluous version of the especially popular lyrical work "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star". The original rendering of this work was specifically composed for an infantile audience. The following version is for those amongst us who find the urge to utilize the aforementioned trope irresistible, even while making an attempt to lull a young insomniac into a recuperative state.
--->''Scintillate, scintillate globule aurific:\\
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific\\
Loftily poised in the ether capacious\\
strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous\\
Scintillate, scintillate globule aurific\\
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific.''
** Similarly, Three Blind Mice:
--->''A triune entity of myopic rodentia\\
A triune entity of myopic rodentia\\
Observe how they perambulate\\
Observe how they perambulate\\
They circumnavigated the agriculturalist's spouse,\\
Who excised their posterior extremities with a carving utensil\\
Have you witnessed such an occurrence in your existence\\
As a triune entity of myopic rodentia?''
* In the Fats Waller song "Your Feet's Too Big", Waller liberally uses long, erudite words during the song, such as "Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious."
* Isaac Hayes' "Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic" ("My gastronomical stupensity is really satisfied when you're loving me...")
* Creator/MichaelNesmith's post-[[Music/TheMonkees Monkees]] solo work is notorious for this, though his most verbose song, "Wax Minute" ("minute" as in small) was actually written by someone else.
* Music/BadReligion, a punk band, seem to be quite fond of this. [[http://www.thebrpage.net/discography/song.asp?songName=Germs%20of%20Perfection Here]] is just one example out of many. There is also a [[http://www.thebrpage.net/lexicon/ fan-made lexicon]], for use in all of your pedantic endeavors into abstruse grandiloquence. An immense plethora of the sesquipedalian tendencies of the lyrics can ostensibly be attributed to vocalist Greg Graffin, the band's resident "Master of Science." Being an English teach also probably helps.
* ''A lot'' of the super lyrical rappers in HipHop fall into this trope.
** [[Music/EricBAndRakim Rakim]]
** Music/{{Nas}}
** Canibus: who admitted to reading a thesaurus.
** Most Music/WuTangClan members like Method man, GZA (they call him "the genius" for a reason), The RZA, and Inspector Deck.
** Music/{{Eminem}} to some degree has this as well, as his style is actually very eloquent and verbose at times, despite whatever the topic may be.
** Music/KendrickLamar
** Music/KanyeWest is slowly veering into this as of ''Music/MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy''.
** If we're on the subject of rappers, Busdriver, just listen to any song of his from "Roadkillovercoat" onward
* Music/TomLehrer's song "Lobachevsky" refers to the title character's first original paper, which had the [[SarcasmMode easy-to-remember]] title of ''Analytical Algebraic Topology of a Locally Euclidean Metricization of an Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold.'' Most listeners would assume Lehrer was playing this trope straight -- but [[GeniusBonus anyone familiar with the historical Lobachevsky and his work in geometry]] would realize that this was actually a perfectly reasonable title for a paper in his field of math. Heck, half of Tom Lehrer's works are quite verbose. And the other half... needs BrainBleach.
* Music/TimMinchin. It doesn't matter if he's currently singing about "[[ClusterFBomb the motherfucking]] [[AcceptableTargets pope]]", he'll still squeeze in some very eloquent words.
* Joanna Newsom often plays this straight, because a lot of her songs are fairy tales. They also tend to be long and filled with gorgeous imagery and metaphor. Example:
--> "Now her coat drags through the water / Bagging, with a life's-worth of hunger, limitless minnows / In the magnetic embrace / Balletic and glacial of Bear's insatiable shadow"
* Music/TheDecemberists. Give [[http://youtu.be/sYwkmPKsctQ Red Right Ankle a listen.]] "Oh, adhere to me / for we are bound by symmetry."
** And that's one of their tamer songs. Try ''The Island/Come and See/The Landlord's Daughter/You'll Not Feel the Drowning''. Twelve minutes of nonstop Shakespearean-inspired prose:
-->''There's an island hidden in the sound''
-->''Lapping currents lay your boat aground''
-->''Affix your barb and bayonet''
-->''The curlews carve their arabesques''
-->''And sorrow fills the silence all around''
-->''Come and see''
* Simon Bookish, from his stage name on up, is a perfect example of this. Just listen to his song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK38qy2-jH0 Carbon]].
* Former Creator/DisneyChannel star Music/EmilyOsment, a well-educated teenager born to a family of teachers, is very good at throwing in (by teen-pop standards) long words and verbosity in her music, jokingly calling them "SAT words" in interviews. It was a point of pride that a song on her album ''Fight Or Flight'', "Gotta Believe In Something", used the word "miscreant" in it.
* Music/{{SlipKnot}} may not be the most sophisticated band in terms of music and subject matter, but that doesn't prevent Corey Taylor from inserting esoteric euphemisms and terminology into otherwise profane and virulently anguished lyrical output. It also provides a stark contrast to their designated contemporaries Music/{{KoRn}}, whose lead vocalist Johnathan Davis seldom uses words containing more than two syllables.
* Ian Anderson of Music/JethroTull, in spite of being a high school dropout, and contrary to his madcap persona onstage, is one of the more intelligent and verbose figures in rock music. This is reflected in both Anderson's lyrics and in interviews he's done; he admits to being very careful to give a well-spoken, well thought out answer to the questions he's given. He's also prone to good {{Deadpan Snark|er}}ing and SelfDeprecation.
* From Music/TwistedSister's "We're Not Gonna Take It"
--> "Oh you're so condescending\\
Your gall is neverending\\
We don't want nothing, not a thing from you\\
Your life is trite and jaded\\
Boring and confiscated\\
If that's your best, your best won't do"
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "Mission Statement" is packed with business buzzwords.
* Music/TheyMightBeGiants:
** "I Love You For Psychological Reasons" uses long words to describe an awkward fellow's struggles with a budding crush.
--->Flammable undiagrammable sentiments\\
Pass between animal beings\\
Hard to explain but it's plain that\\
I love you for psychological reasons

[[folder:New Media]]
* A common game in the ImageBoards is the "Verbose Thread": everybody must speak with the most convoluted sesquipedalianisms possible, and that includes the {{Image Macro}}s. "I think halo is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything", for example, becomes "I hold a personal ideology whose central belief is that Master Chief from the ''Halo'' videogames is a quite remarkable and interesting man, because he terminates extraterrestrials and does not cower in the face of insurmountable odds." This has led, for example, to "NO U" becoming "I would like to elucidate the fact that the aforementioned statements about me apply more accurately to their own author."
** Fascinating anecdote, fraternal sibling.
*** I optically perceive the actions you have performed upon the above discussion.
*** I would like to relate to my compatriots above that i am currently revolving to and fro upon the coniferous foundation of my abode, exhibiting so much hilarity i am of the opinion my posterior is detaching from my frame.
* The title of [[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/09/on_the_high_velocity_rotation.php this]] blog post by PZ Myers.
* [[http://www.textfiles.com/holiday/night.hum Twas The Nocturnal Segment of the Diurnal Period]] (aka Twas the Night Before Christmas).

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In ''ComicStrip/FrankAndErnest'', Frank and Ernest join UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar reenactors because they just like saying Sesquicentennial.
* Both Calvin ''and'' Hobbes from Bill Watterson's ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' are known for having particularly verbose discussions with each other. This is occasionally mentioned, such as in the Tenth Anniversary Collection, in contrast with his usual [[BookDumb failing grades at school]].
** He must obey the inscrutable exhortations of his soul.
** He once wrote a book report entitled "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in ''Dick And Jane'': A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes."
** ''What if someone calls us a pair of pathetic peripatetics?''
** Calvin likes to use this to insult the school bully in a way he knows Moe won't understand.
--> '''Calvin''': Your simian countenance suggests a heritage rich in species diversity.
::Word of God also says he liked Calvin's ability to precisely articulate stupid ideas.
* Invoked (as "pompousese") in [[http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2015/10/14 this]] ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' strip.
* Plato from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' has been known to use this, naturally enough since it's part of the [[TheSmartGuy stereotype he represents]]. On one occasion, he used it to gain access to a telephone meant only for official business by expressing his intentions so fancily the secretary didn't realise he was saying he was inviting his buddy over to the bar with the rest of them.

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* Promos are a good way for a wrestler to build his/her character, explain their motivations, etc. Some will occasionally slip into this. And then you have Wrestling/JohnMorrison, who ''always'' talks like this, seemingly rambling on and segueing from topic to topic without any real connection to the original topic whatsoever. Which is made to be even more ridiculous when compared to his (former) tag team partner, "Wrestling/TheMiz", who speaks in a ''[[YouNoTakeCandle very]]'' basic fashion (who used the Marine rallying cry "OOO-RAH!" as a period)[[note]]Which makes no sense since he was never actually in the Marines[[/note]]. Morrison is a blatant CaptainErsatz of [[Music/TheDoors Jim Morrison]] who tended to talk like this in interviews.
* The Wrestling/UltimateWarrior was also famous for this, interspersing feral snarling, grunting, and shouting with long, rambling promos peppered with million-dollar words used almost-correctly. In his later years, he even started throwing in words he made up out of whole cloth, apparently believing his character motivations to be too complex to explain in the English language as it stands.
* Wrestling/BobBacklund's mid-'90s comeback [[FaceHeelTurn heel run]] was characterized by his speaking with words from the unabridged dictionary; notably, calling the fans "plebeians".
* In 2009, it is Wrestling/ChrisJericho who is noted for using an SAT vocabulary, usually as an insult towards the [[strike:fans]] Wrestling/{{WWE}} [[InsistentTerminology Universe]], calling them gelatinous tapeworms, germ incubators, hypocrites, pharisees, among other not so nice things.
* Wrestling/BrianPillman used to engage in a bit of this. For example, on the October 30, 1995 ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro'', in the promo where Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was drafted into the Horsemen, Pillman ranted about how Wrestling/{{Sting}} "regaled [his] obsequious lapdogs with [his] reprehensible act."[[note]]The night before, at ''Wrestling/{{WCW}} Halloween Havoc 95'', Wrestling/RicFlair had [[FaceHeelTurn turned heel]] on Sting in a match against Pillman and Arn Anderson, thus creating a new version of the Horsemen.[[/note]]
* Humorously played with in a ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' sketch featuring Bobby Lee as a high school wrestler wrestling a science geek played by...Wrestling/TripleH, speaking with big words and all, in a falsetto voice.
* Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon was fond of using obscure medical terminology in his play-by-play. A shot to the back of the head would be described as hitting "the external occipital protuberance," while a chair-shot to the back would be said to have damaged "the subscapularis area." His color commentary partner [[Wrestling/BobbyHeenan Bobby "The Brain" Heenan]] once parodied this. A male wrestler kicked his male opponent in the stomach, and Brain said, "There's a kick to the uterus."
* [[Wrestling/DamienSandow Damien Sandow, the Intellectual Savior of the Unwashed Masses]]
* [[Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation Nick Bockwinkel]] practically invented the use of Ivy League vocabulary in wrestling promos referring to opponents as "belligerent recalcitrants" and fans as "cretinous humanoids."
* [[Wrestling/DonCallis The Jackyl (Don "Cyrus" Callis)]] {{lampshade|Hanging}}d his tendency to do this at the start of the [[Wrestling/JohnTenta Golga]] vs. Headbanger Thrasher match, which marked the debut of the Oddities, on the May 25 (taped May 19), 1998 ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw WWF Raw Is War]]'', telling announcer Wrestling/JimRoss, "I know I have a tendency to speak above your intellectual level."
* Ed Wiskoski[[note]]Real name William Edward Wiskoski, aka the AWA's Col. [=DeBeers=][[/note]], one of wrestling's many teachers-turned-wrestlers, would cut promos using this kind of language when he and [[Wrestling/PlayboyBuddyRose "Playboy" Buddy Rose]] were teaming in the old NWA Pacific Northwest territory, and Rose would sum up the promo by saying, "What he basically said, for everyone who didn't understand, is we're going to kick everybody's ass."

* Eugene on ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' speaks this way to the point of hilarity or exasperation, depending on who he's speaking to. Katrina has a vocabulary to match Eugene's, but is careful to limit her verbosity to when they are speaking to each other, although even this seems to have changed by the time she returned from her [[PutOnABus bus trip]].
* W.C. Fields made this into a career.
* The Radio/BobAndRay character Dr. Eugene Stapley, the 'Word Wizard', is a broad parody of this trope... at times possibly just a bit broader than intended. After Bob suggests 'plunging straight into the mail': "Male and female serve only to differentialize one type of living creature from another. Now, undoubtedly some male members of the animal kingdom would be softer, say, to plunge into than others; but in any coincidence, the act of literally plunging into the male would in all probabilitiness be injureful!"

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* Bad roleplaying character descriptions can invoke this trope as the result of their players evidently consulting a thesaurus every few words in an attempt to sound eloquent or [[{{padding}} pad]] out their description to hundreds of words. [[http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/5107639.html This is just one example]].
* The flavor text for the ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' card Uktabi Kong, apparently meant to convey that he's smarter than the average ape: "I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of ''substantial'' magnitude." It's a parody of the much loved (and [[LoveItOrHateIt hated]]) flavor text on Odyssey's Gorilla Titan: "I wanna banana ''this'' big!"

* [[Theatre/MaratSade The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade]].
* ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' spoofs it with the character Osric, who desperately tries to [[FeigningIntelligence look intelligent]] by talking this way. Hamlet mocks him by going even farther over the top with it. As you might imagine, a [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] speech that's deliberately written to be obtuse and impenetrable is quite something to witness.
** Polonius and his love of speaking many words! "Brevity is the soul of wit," indeed.
** And the Archbishop in ''Theatre/HenryV'', whose loquaciousness over Henry's right to the French crown is usually played for laughs, but also hides the reality that Henry's claim to the ''English'' crown was almost as weak (his father having been an usurper)
* Actor and magician Ricky Jay is a living embodiment of this trope, particularly in his show "Ricky Jay and His 52 assistants, where he describes throwing a playing card into the air and catching it again as "throwing a card a simulacrum of the Australian boomerang". Observe also, [[http://youtu.be/NQmNuRZU4nQ?t=26s this card trick.]]
* Creator/GilbertAndSullivan
** ''Theatre/TheMikado'': Pooh-Bah "can trace [his] ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule."
** The ModernMajorGeneral in ''Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance'' does a bit of this too, though more on the loquacious side.
** Ralph Rackstraw in ''Theatre/HMSPinafore'' speaks with exceedingly purple prose for a "humble sailor".
* Parodied to the extreme with Lucky's three page monologue in ''Theatre/WaitingForGodot''. Read through it carefully and there is actually a philosophical point being made, but it is embroidered with so much verbal diarrhea, non-sequiturs and sheer nonsense that it sounds like a complete load of gibberish.
* Jerry, a character in ''Theatre/VoicesFromTheHighSchool'', decides to imitate the language of Shakespeare, much to his friend's chagrin.
* Parodied in ''Theatre/TheCompleteWorksOfWilliamShakespeareAbridged'', which includes the line "We have traced the roots of Shakespeare's symbolism in the context of a pre-Nietzschean society through the totality of a jejune circular relationship of form, contrasted with a complete otherness of metaphysical cosmologies, and the ethical mores entrenched in the collective subconscious of an agrarian race". The published version of the script contains a footnote: "Don't bother reading that sentence over again. It's covering a costume change and is completely meaningless".

[[folder:Video Games]]
* The Engineer in ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' frequently switches between this (when he's explaining his constructs or means of defending himself) and a comparatively more simple way of speaking.
-->"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fer instance: How am I gonna stop some big, mean [[GoshDangItToHeck mother-hubbard]] from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer...use a gun. And if that don't work? Use '''more''' gun."
* Raziel from the ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain'' series is only the worst offender. But all characters seem to do this a lot.
* The Gnomes as a whole from ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' tend to do this, best exemplified by some of their jokes and flirt emotes.
--> "[[Music/SirMixALot I like large posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate!]]"
--> "I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque."
* One character encountered early in ''VideoGame/BaldursGateII'' speaks like this, and uses it as evidence that he is more intelligent than everyone around him. If your own character has a high enough Intelligence score, you can insinuate (in a similarly roundabout, verbose way) that you think he does so to make up for a rather private "deficiency" on his part.
** Edwin too, IS this trope.
--->'''Edwin:''' Marvelous work! You've obviously exceeded your lowborn heritage and surged to the vanguard of goonery!\\
'''Protagonist:''' ... Uh, what?
* Taken to ridiculous extremes in the fan-made ''VideoGame/{{Phylomortis}}'' [[GameMaker RPG Maker]] games where ''every single character'' spoke in nothing but big words... including children no older than six years old. Even the [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits in-game tutorials]] abused this. That, coupled with their {{Nintendo Hard}}ness made the series inaccessible to all but the most dedicated gamers. The sole gimmick of the game was its ridiculous standard of vocabulary, however, so it's safe to say that its target audience (however small) was indeed captured. Not just the characters. Most of the menu commands and system dialogue, too. Most games would be content with ending a battle with "Victory!" or "You won the battle!" ''Phylomortis'' capped it off with "You mercilessly slew the obnoxious foe..."
* Sam of ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam & Max]]'', a six-foot canine shamus, tends to express himself in this general manner. The manner tends to annoy his partner. Perhaps his most elegant wordsmithing takes place in this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp94UERknaw promo]]. Sam occasionally demonstrates that he is SophisticatedAsHell.
-->"An episodic sociopathic lagomorph. The mind boggles."
* Valve's Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator (Gravity Gun) from ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'', and Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal Gun) from ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'', as well as many of the utterances of the Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System from the latter title. The latter partially comes from the Aperture Science folk wanting to stick their name in front of everything (Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet, Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent, etc).
** Dr. Kleiner is likewise rather prone to communicating in this manner, especially when the nature of his audience makes it inappropriate.
--->'''Dr. Kliener:''' For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation! Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should seriously consider doing your part for the revival of the species.\\
'''Alyx:''' Is Dr. Kleiner actually telling everyone to... get busy?
** Aperture Science in general ''loves'' this trope. Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button anyone?
*** Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate (a catapult)
*** Aperture Science Edgeless Safety Cube (a ball)
* Luke Atmey from ''Phoenix Wright: VisualNovel/AceAttorney -- Trials and Tribulations'' combines this with a flair for descriptions that are over-dramatic to the point of obtuseness. Phoenix can usually only manage a rough translation, usually for the benefit of Maya, who is more often totally lost.
** Also Redd White's fantabulous vocabulosity!
** And Valant Gramarye, who combines this with alliteration. Apollo even notes that "his overly loquacious manner can get annoying".
** Wesley Stickler and his penchant for using twenty words to say what that can be said in five deserves a mention too.
* Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'' is a victim of this as well, although [[{{Malaproper}} he never gets it right]]:
--> "How may I persist you?"
* Dmitri Petrovich and Stephanie Morgan from ''VideoGame/BackyardSports'' definitely fit this trope.
* Volteer from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfSpyro'' talks like this, often to the annoyance of the other Dragon Guardians and Sparx, though Spyro somehow has no problem understanding him. Example:
-->'''Volteer:''' It's hard to be absolutely sure, Ignitus, but it seems she was using me as some sort of suspended, organic power source.\\
'''Sparx:''' Huh?\\
'''Spyro:''' She was using him as a battery.\\
'''Sparx:''' Why didn't he just say so?
** another one from Volteer:
-->'''Volteer:''' Your hypothesis is an intriguing one, but it is perplexing to the extreme\\
'''Sparx:''' Huh?\\
'''Spyro:''' He says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
** Bentley from the original series did this. Or at least, the one from ''Spyro 3'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SPzJ9dGtgc#t=02m16s did]].
*** Why, you brazenly avaricious duplicitous, larcenous ursine!
*** I will endeavor to assist you by means of a steady provision of combustible projectiles.
* ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''
** Luxord from makes his entrance declaring the Heartless boss he summons a "veritable maelstrom of avarice".
** In ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'', he combines this trope with alliteration and a hefty amount of gambling-related puns.
** Every character whose consciousness derives (either fully or partially) from a Xehanort will inevitably resort to this, usually for the purpose of monologuing. Master Xehanort gets to deliver a particularly-sesquipedalian two-word insult - "Feckless neophyte" - though the rest of the Xehanort incarnations each have their own chance to try their hands at it.
* Due to her immensely dry dialogue, Shelke from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII: VideoGame/DirgeOfCerberus'' has been classified as this by fanon.
* [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Ludger Brink]] does this in ''VideoGame/TheDig'' to distract an alien monster from eating colleague Maggie Robbins (to no real purpose, as it cannot possibly understand English in any form). In fact, it almost backfires, as the big words prove ''equally'' distracting to player-character Boston Low. When Brink urges Low to hurry up with the rescue, he just mutters, "I'm still trying to figure out what you said."
-->'''Brink:''' Come here, you phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!\\
'''Boston:''' ...\\
'''Brink:''' Low, you idiot! Why are you standing there?\\
(and later)\\
'''Brink:''' Come on, you ponderous exoskeleton, you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle!
* Generation V of ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' gives us [[PerkyGoth Shauntal]] of the Elite Four, who talks like this until you beat her, at which point she simply proclaims you "awesome!". She reverts right back to her normal, diffuse speech right afterwards, though. Apparently she's a writer.
* In ''Franchise/FireEmblem 9'' and ''10'', Bastian is often known for this, and contrasted with Geoffery who often verbally plays TheStoic. Miriel from ''Awakening'' seems to fall into this category as well, often bringing up the amelioration and propitious growth of her stats; her son, Laurent, naturally follows suit.
* Ishi tends to do this in ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}''. His partner... doesn't.
-->'''Ishi''': "Shoot those tanks, the blast compression will create a-"\\
'''Hunt''': "Shoot the tanks, that's all you gotta say!" *BOOM*
* The Protoss from ''Franchise/StarCraft'' have a habit of doing this sometimes, especially Judicator Aldaris.
* One TrueFinalBoss in ''VideoGame/{{Hellsinker}}'' was called "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Floccinaucinihilipilification]]". This is also one of Ranyon (The series creator) most distinct traits making translating his games very hard due to his obsession of details in the subject the text covers. This is often called "Ranyonese" by fans.
* Near the end of ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland Chapter 4: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood'', when Guybrush asks De Singe what he's doing with the Vaycaylian Wind Control Device ([[spoiler:before attempting to toss [[MacGuffin La Esponja Grande]] into the device]]), De Singe replies, "You see, using my handbuilt Harpsichronitron, in conjunction with my Oscimoligrophiscope to seek out a resonant frequency with the Vaycaylian Climatiphone, I hope to anatomize living tissue on a macroscopic basis!" Guybrush, however, becomes clueless and can ask De Singe to repeat with the purposes of all this machinery, and De Singe can translate that he's using the piano device ("this machine") to make the Wind Control Device ("that machine") "smash people into a fine powder," which, of course, causes Guybrush to say, "[[AndThatsTerrible Hey, that's not very nice]]!"
** Also, in "Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay", Guybrush has another meaning to "You suck!":
--->'''Guybrush:''' My assessment of your cannon-operating skills, not to mention your personal appearance, odor and intelligence, is that you are unmistakably inferior in each of those criteria.
* Mr. Featherly, the Shakespearean-trained thespian rooster in ''SamAndMax''.
* In ''{{VideoGame/Bookworm}}'', the whole point of the game is to get the player into this way of speaking so as to score higher. Lex the bookworm in ''VideoGame/BookwormAdventures'' often speaks like this; this is, in fact, the whole point of the game, as the longer words you spell, the more damage you inflict on your enemies. There's also the game's finale, where Lex [[spoiler:actually uses a slightly shorter version of one of the words mentioned in the trope description to deliver the final blow]]. See [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7i1VW_UK8Q here]] (major spoiler warning!).
* Miles "Tails" Prower from the ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' series does this occasionally. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOlByWtXiI#t=1m37s His most famous example.]]
* Yvonne Barnes from ''VideoGame/InThe1stDegree'' engages in this. Of course, she is working for the mayor and she is a witness in a murder trial. Her reputation and image are important to her as a result.
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' brings us Beedle the shopkeeper. Talk to him in the day when he's doing his job, and he speaks like every other NPC out there. However, if talk to him at night, when he's not on duty, he suddenly talks in a highly affected accent and starts using words like "tenebrous." If you bring it up to him, he brushes you off.
* By the second ''VideoGame/FantasyQuest'' game, the narration turns into full-out parody, challenging you to "absquatulate with the Golden Cufflink of Fire"...
* Kei Nanjo of the original VideoGame/{{Persona}} sometimes lapses into bouts of this.
* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando'', [[spoiler:Captain Qwark disguised as]] Abercrombie Fizzwidget does this... or at least ''tries'' to. However, he just comes off looking like a total moron as he constantly spews words that don't exist. [[spoiler:The real Fizzwidget doing this correctly is about the only character trait we see of him in his short amount of screen time.]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' introduced [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman Sir Hammerlock]], a well-spoken [[GentlemanAdventurer explorer]] attempting to write an almanac on Pandora's flora and fauna.
* Koffel, the alien from ''VideoGame/RealityOnTheNorm'', is sometimes depicted as speaking like this (e.g. ''Purity of the Surf'').
* A scene in ''VideoGame/WarriorsOrochi'' had Nobunaga say, "Encircle, eviscerate, and extirpate the odious ophidian!"
* An email in one of the computer in ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' talks about the lack of chairs. [[SophisticatedAsHell And it ends with a line in speech manner contrasting the rest of email.]]
--> ''In the meantime, please refrain from using expensive lab equipment as makeshift sitting apparatus. If you must insist on using a non-sanctioned sitting apparatus, please consider the tensile strength of materials present in the object in question in comparison to your own mass volumetric density.''
--> ''In other words, '''[[MoodWhiplash stop breaking shit with your fat asses]]'''.''
* Guile from ''VideoGame/ChronoCross'' (almost) always speaks like this.
** The way he talks about finding a ferryman and a boat to get across the sea is rather wordy.
---> "What we need now is a seasoned sailor and a sturdy boat to cross the rough waters."
** His speech about [[SeekerArchetype his 'thirst' for enigmas]] gets pretty long-winded.
---> "At the manor, I have learned that the world is full of enigma not yet beheld. Mysteries without tricks. Something beyond human perception... That is what I seek... I will continue to accompany you on your journey, in hopes that I will come in contact with such undiscovered enigmas..."
* ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'': Palutena dips into this while teasing Pit:
-->'''Palutena''': The monster situation is quite clamant.
-->'''Pit''': Is... that a good thing?
-->'''Palutena''': You know. It's importunate, or unpropitious.
-->'''Pit''': Are you still speaking English right now?
-->'''Palutena''': I'm sorry Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Here, let me make this easy for you. Big monsters kill Pit! Grr!
-->'''Pit''': Ah! That makes perfect sense! Thank you!
** And when Pit faces off against the Hewdraw head.
-->'''Palutena''': Despite my wimsomness and equanimity, I do have a strong streak of rascallity.
-->'''Pit''': I don't even know what that means!
* At one point in ''Burger Shop'' the player character decides to take a cruise, only for the ship to hit what burger-making robot [=BurgerTron=] refers to as a "non-frontal synoptic scale low-pressure system over tropical waters with organized convection and definite cyclonic surface wind circulation." In other words, a rather big typhoon.
* Dr. Edward Roivas of ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness'' is a very eloquent speaker, which fits given that his narrations are an {{homage}} to Lovecraft. The Ancient Ulyaoth always has a vocabulary to match his grand size.
* Near the end of the first ''VideoGame/MegaManLegends'' game, we get this:
--> '''Mega Man Juno:''' Therefore, as keeper of this island, I hereby exercise my Prerogative of Correctional Displacation.
--> '''Mega Man Volnutt:''' Prerogative of Correctional... ''[[FlatWhat what]]''!?
--> '''Mega Man Juno:''' Allow me to rephrase; I will exercise my authority to ''terminate'' your program.
* Edwin Tevoran from ''VideoGame/WorldsEnd'' speaks like that on regular basis.
* The [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct PopStation]] game ''Chanticleer Hegemony''. WebVideo/StuartAshen was disappointed to find out that the gameplay was really like.
* Tahm Kench from VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends as part of his [[WickedCultured Wicked Cultured]] persona often speaks in such a manner, it also helps him word his offered [[DealwiththeDevil Deals with the Devil]] in such as a way as to always benefit him and help sate his endless hunger for souls.
* Arno from the ''VideoGame/LearningVoyage'' series talks in this way to show off how smart he is. For example, when he introduces himself, he says "My appellative is Arno."
* ''VideoGame/PulpAdventures'' has William Harper "Johnny" Littlejohn from the ''Doc Savage'' franchise (cf. Literature) as one of the (many) available player characters. His flavour text not only refers to the trope, but one of his ability, "Voluminous Vocabulary" ''weaponizes'' this by confusing the enemies. The description of the ability is itself an example of the trope:
--> "Utilize your affection for circumlocution to leave your antagonists temporarily discombobulated."

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Vaarsuvius from ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', especially early on.
** In the prequel book ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', [[GeniusBruiser Roy]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome has a go at it himself]] to [[CrowningMomentOfFunny convince Vaarsuvius]] that he's not just [[DumbMuscle a big, dumb fighter]] who wants to suborn the smart guy by hiring him.
--->'''Roy''': Or maybe I'm hiring you because I require the creation of a managed spherical energy release with a thermal signature no less than 1850 Kelvin, which can be manifested at specific X, Y, and Z coordinates from verbal cues. I require this precise temperature because it is the minimum level at which necrotized epidermis has been proven to combust, and I have reason to believe that my mission will require the incapacitation of multiple post-organic hostiles.
--->'''Vaarsuvius''': So... you need Fireball spells to toast the undead you expect to fight?
--->'''Roy''': Did I stutter?
** For [[RuleOfFunny obvious reasons]] Vaarsuvius is an exception to the usual TalkingIsAFreeAction rule.
*** But even then, no matter how long-winded [[ViewerGenderConfusion he/she]] gets, it's still only a standard action at worst, comparable to casting a spell. [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0010.html Observe.]]
* Marcus from ''Webcomic/OneOverZero'' not only uses big words, he makes them up. In keeping with the rules of English, albeit words only eccentric bureaucrats (or Creator/LewisCarroll) would ever use. E.g.: complexitization, endetailing, envivifating, manifestulates, etc.
* The SliceOfLife webcomic ''TypographicalAcknowledgment'' uses this infrequently, most prominently in the title. It is more however a comment on teenagers' overuse of PurpleProse in any written work of theirs. Naturally, it is written by a teenager who overuses Purple Prose in any written work of his.
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'''s Tycho, both the author and the in-comic persona, likes to do this, as does his niece Ann (AKA Annarchy). When Penny Arcade did the mini-series Automata, Carl Swangee at one point refers to talking about the weather as "the ambient barometric pressure".
* In ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', the hyper-intelligent fuzzy monster Molly peppers her speech with big, obscure, or antiquarian words -- but she is equally likely to use teenage slang or kindergarten kiddie-speak. Galatea makes observation of her sister's odd speech patterns [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20080920.html here.]]
* Rocky, of ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'', the majority of the time.
-->'''Rocky:''' ''(trying to avoid being shot)'' Avril, Avril! From one reasoned individual to another... uh, if speech is truly what [[{{Irony}} separates us from the beasts]]... as the Greeks suggested... I remain optimistic we're not yet beyond a resolution... uh, through civil discourse?\\
'''Avril:''' ARRAAWRGH! ''(slams Rocky against a wall and throws him to the ground)''
** This becomes even more noticeable when he's around Freckle, who rarely says more than a couple words at a time.
* Massey Reinstein in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' uses this trope to intimidate [[HeroicComedicSociopath Schlock]] in one strip. [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20080824.html It works]].
-->'''Ebby:''' Well? How'd it go?\\
'''Schlock:''' ''(close to tears)'' Massey beat me up with big words.
** Equally fun is a few strips earlier, when Ebbirnoth describes having had his [[BizarreAlienBiology only (grapefruit-sized) eye]] shot off, and the effects of the drug cocktail he was given to keep the pain under control.
* Downplayed in ''Webcomic/StandStillStaySilent'' when Mikkel uses it to lampshade the ridiculousness of Emil's request. While not up to par with other examples of this page, it definitely stands out in comic.
-->''I see. I will dedicate my time and effort to revitalizing this wild and feral animal you found.''
* The [=L33t D00d=] from ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo'' has his nigh-impenetrable [=l337 5p33k=] translated as grandiose prose. "[="j00 90++ @ chO0$3 +3h r19h+ 94M3, 0r 5}{3 w1LL 0wnz0r j00=]", for example, becomes "You must be committed to the correct game; otherwise, defeat is inevitable".
** A more literal translation though is: "You gotta choose the right game, or she will own you."
* ''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures'': Too many to count, but [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001736 this]] page is probably the most JustForFun/{{egregious}} example.
* In ''Webcomic/EmergencyExit'' Nyos uses this trope to discourage anyone from speaking to him when he responds at all. However he will use simpler speech when he wants to be understood. [[http://eecomics.net/?strip_id=222 Even his boss has a difficult time with him.]]
* In ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'', there's an '''entire''' alternate universe consisting out of people who only talk like this. Sure, they can dumb themselves down to communicate with the lessers, but when at one point there's a present, a future and a far future version of two characters there's only Sesquipedalian dialogue.
* Kin, the yuan-ti from ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' lapses into this when she's stressed.
-->'''Kin:''' Yuan-ti have a high intelligence when compared to humanoids and in my case, it causes me to fall victim to an exponentially redundant vocabulary when I become nervous.
* ''Webcomic/NatureOfNaturesArt'' has almost every important character talk this way, thanks in large part to the very nature of the web comic, though it's eased up in the latter portions of the latest story.
* Rose Lalonde from ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''. She wrote a game FAQ entirely using this and PurpleProse, just for one example.
** An eventual character corresponding to her via IM services, Kanaya, has just as big of a vocabulary if not moreso, and applies it in a less purple and more literal way.
** Equius falls victim to this from time to time.
** Eridan also appears to have quite an extensive vocabulary, and is not hesitant to show it.
** And Kankri blows them all out of the water. He rarely has anything to say that isn't at least a few pages long, leaving the poor [[HairTriggerTemper Karkat]] completely speechless upon their first meeting in [S] ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3.
** Aranea too. It's apparently a common trait among Light aspect players.
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'''s Hannelore Ellicot-Chatham will often descend into this, especially if she's having a nervous fit. Faye can also pull it off when she's feeling especially snarky.
* ''Webcomic/SuicideForHire'''s characters all use long words, and a lot of 'em. The comic's banner has a caption reading "Yeah, it's got dialogue. If you don't like it, you are entitled to bite my ass."
* ''Webcomic/FetchQuestSagaOfTheTwelveArtifacts''' Felicia tends to use big words when she talks, which is perfectly fine for her, but awkward for others. Ambrosia [[LampshadeHanging calls her out]] on this practice:
-->'''Ambrosia:''' Felicia, I'm '''''twelve'''''. Don't throw around big words.
* ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow''. Professor Lewis [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20100613.html tries to explain]] a concept to the (somewhat pro)tagonists, and fails utterly. Finally, he went in the ''exact opposite'' direction, and summed it up:
-->'''Professor Lewis:''' [[NegativeSpaceWedgie Shiny void rift]] plus [[KillSat big space gun]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt make world go 'splody.]]
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Grace's attempt to make a bit of a political statement in the sketchbook resulted in a bad case of [[http://egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2010-12-09 this trope.]]
** Susan can fall into this trope, especially with [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1774 things she isn't comfortable talking about]].
-->'''Susan''': I am uncomfortable with physical contact with other people. I feel this is detrimental to my happiness, so I am attempting to become more comfortable with physical contact.
-->'''Sarah''': [[LaymansTerms You don't like being touched, but you'd be happier if you didn't mind, so you're working on it?]]
-->'''Susan''': Well ... yes. Isn't that what I said?
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4269 Fucshia teases Crimney about using "troglodyte."]]
* ''Webcomic/{{The Monster and The Girl}}'': Kenrick almost always favors big words and says almost everything in a long-winded manner
* In ''Webcomic/EndOfInfinity'', this seems to be Silver's default mode of speech. Per others' request, he attempts to tone it down and speak normally, with questionable success.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Magience}}'', Jae uses big words to make other people feel inferior.
* In stark contrast to being unintelligible in the movies, Chewbacca in ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids''.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} can be said as being infamous for this:
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence This]] Wikipedia article is about men having erections in their sleep. Sort of justified in that the author would take great pains not to sound vulgar.
** Here's what Wikipedia has to say about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tetrodotoxin&oldid=441947764#Symptoms_and_treatment the effects of tetrodotoxin]], the poison found in pufferfish:
--->"Paresthesias[[note]]"pins and needles" type sensation; this is about the most justifiable of the lot, given the awkwardness of using the more common description[[/note]] of the lips and tongue are followed by sialorrhea[[note]]drooling[[/note]], sweating, headache, weakness, lethargy, ataxia[[note]]incoordination[[/note]], incoordination[[note]]Yes, they used this one twice. See what happens when you use words nobody without a medical degree understands?[[/note]], tremor, paralysis, cyanosis[[note]]bluish skin[[/note]], aphonia[[note]]inability to speak[[/note]], dysphagia[[note]]difficulty swallowing[[/note]], seizures, dyspnea[[note]]shortness of breath[[/note]], bronchorrhea[[note]]excessive phlegm[[/note]], bronchospasm[[note]] sudden constriction of the airways[[/note]], respiratory failure, coma, and hypotension[[note]]low blood pressure[[/note]]."
*** This is pretty typical for articles dealing with the symptoms of various toxins. At least they're (usually) courteous enough to {{pothole}} the more arcane words so you can just click them and say to yourself "oh, is that all that means?"
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult Has anyone googled the Wikipedia explanation for "Yo Mom" jokes before?]]
* Look up Ebonics, African American Vernacular English, on Wikipedia. Reading it without grinning is tougher than it sounds.
* This is the entire point of the [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap Joseph Ducreux]] meme, wherein people take popular phrases or lyrics and translate them into more technical and or upper-class versions. This meme allows for a great deal of creativity as it challenges one to utilize complicated language (as well as decipher memes generated by others) and can even help one build their vocabulary if enough memes are read and memorised.
* Lear Dunham from ''WebAnimation/BrokenSaints'' is guilty of this at times, especially in [[spoiler: the GrandFinale.]]
* Ezekiel from ''RolePlay/BitFCity''. His friend Bola "Translates".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c How very charitable]] [[SaveThePrincess of Her Majesty]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario to summon]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros us]] to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses.
** This particular style has grown into a fad and been applied to WebAnimation/YouTubePoop sources. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vRG2Bb6DYw To]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yp5y4TDsM4 list]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WVh_mXYSI a]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEBjMHABciM few...]]
* A number of [=YouTube=] videos expand popular videos spoken in vernacular to long-winded pseudo-intellectual conversations backed with classical music, e.g. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBu83-0vJbg An encounter with the Entrepreneur of Sensory Shapeshifting with Purpose of Infiltrationary Actions]], known originally as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU Meet The Spy]].
* A contributor to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Oracle Internet Oracle]] once complained that answers were too verbose. [[http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/digest.cgi?N=1070#1070-08 He had only himself to blame for the response.]]
* WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} notes this in Michael Gibson, creator of the ''Ambition'' series.
** Yale is easily the biggest offender and abuser of 10-dollar words, with Ted coming in second.
** The person who wrote [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ziR3WdNP7U&list=PLo4M1tlpv9rt9Q3mdIHWdeNBGU-riKEsT Blood Whistle]] also loves to use big words.
* ''WebVideo/TheAutobiographyOfJaneEyre'': Adele is an AdorablyPrecociousChild and a ChildProdigy, and this is her mode of speaking, if she's not speaking a foreign language. For instance, she described finger nail art as "rather cathartic".
* [[Literature/WhateleyUniverse Phase]] is known for this, and has even used it deliberately to confuse or delay his opponents.
* [[http://www.pompousasswords.com/www/index.htm Pompous Ass Words]] lists words that "everyone should know about and ''never use''", since they have no meaning that could not be conveyed with simpler, more common words (good thing he did not see the site during the {{Nakama}} debates). Incidentally, journalism supplies most of the pompous asses who use those words.
** Fun fact: "Trope" is on this list.
* Henry Ramos Allup from ''[[Blog/ElChiguireBipolar El Chigüire Bipolar]]'' (he uses this in RealLife, and the blog exaggerates it).

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* EvilGenius Plankton has a habit of speaking this way in ''WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob SquarePants}}''. His speaking this way in trying to recruit {{mooks}} in a BadGuyBar doesn't end well for him.
-->'''Plankton:''' Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
** [[TheDitz Patrick]], surprisingly, talks this way several times, just not to the point seen above.
--> '''Patrick:''' The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
* Reggie Moonshroud from ''WesternAnimation/GravedaleHigh'' often talks like this.
* Dexter on ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' is fond of doing this. Notable examples include making a to-do list that included the chore "Aquatic Nutrifacation" instead of "Feed Fish". He also refers to the wheels on a car as "High Output Torquifiers". Unique in that this is how a young boy would actually do something like this, as "nutrification" and "torquifiers" are not actually words, just suffixes hastily slapped on thesaurus-poop.
* Fellow pre-TeenGenius Jimmy Neutron in ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' is also fond of the trope.
* Wind Whistler on ''Franchise/MyLittlePony''. "This meteorological debacle is quite anomalous." Peach Blossom too: "I will reconnoiter post-haste and ascertain what has transpired!"
** Twilight Sparkle from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' exhibits this trope whenever she's describing anything sciency, often showing great pride at her loquacious explanation.
* Edd in ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', often to the annoyance of his less-educated peers.
-->'''Edd:''' Yup? Is that all you have to say for yourself? YUP? No rash attempt to deprive Kevin of his fortune?\\
'''Eddy:''' Scam Kevin. ...That's what he ''said,'' right?
** In the episode "Mirror, Mirror, On the Ed" where they pretend to be each other, Eddy attempts to mimic Edd in this manner, [[DelusionsOfEloquence but fails miserably]].
--->'''Eddy (as Edd):''' Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite ''partial'' to be correct.\\
'''Edd (breaking character):''' PARCHED! The word you're looking for is ''parched''!
* Tish in ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders''. It becomes a plot point of an episode where the others refer to it as "Tishing" and it becomes a widespread saying.
* As Brainstorm (a "sea food platter with a rather high IQ", as he puts it), [[WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce Ben 10]] is prone to using extremely large words. [[SmartPeopleSpeakTheQueensEnglish With a British accent.]] His previous "smart form", Greymatter, tended to use words of a more normal size unless referring to scientific principles.
-->'''Grey Matter:''' What is your malfunction? Probably something stupid like the DNA splicing replicator copying a fragment of amino acid sequence.'' (Pause as Ben's mind starts to catch up)'' So this is what it feels like to be smart.
** The Vreedle Brothers are a bizarre combination of erudite and slow-minded idiots.
--->'''Octagon Vreedle:''' Now, can you see how one might construe that there reaction of yours as a tad bit excessive, if not wholly unnecessary?
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** One episode has Homer start talking like this after a SleepLearning tape intended to curb his hunger is switched with a vocabulary builder. "Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety." Later played with, when Homer loses his vocabulary without regaining his ability to communicate succinctly.
--->'''Homer:''' Marge, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig... food...\\
'''Marge:''' You mean, a spoon?
** Some of the more intellectually inclined Springfield residents (Sideshow Bob, Professor Frink) occasionally indulge in this. And then there's Mr. Burns and his AntiquatedLinguistics. Being the aesthete that he is, Sideshow Bob however rejected the sesquipedalian but inelegant "disembowel" in favour of a much shorter word when he wrote down what to do with Bart in ''Cape Feare'':
--->'''Sideshow Bob:''' No, I don't like that 'bowel' in there. Gut him! ''Ah, le mot juste''.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'' involves a villain using AppliedPhlebotinum to cause random people to use large words in order to sell dictionaries. Wordgirl surprisingly averted this in one episode when she says that it's more important to use good words than big words.
* Doctor Octopus in ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', especially post-FreakOut. "I cannot believe I once lived in this anemic hovel."
* Perceptor, of ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''. It's particularly bad when your fellow robots, all of whom would likely have the whole of a given language in their databanks, ask you to say something "in [language], please". It probably doesn't help that he has a habit of going into details WHILE using complex words, to the point where Optimus tires of it in seconds.
** Grimlock also does it when he get smart in the episode "Grimlock's New Brain".
*** [[ComicBook/TransformersShatteredGlass I, Grimlock, after being gifted with remarkable intelligence, also speak in this manner in the mirror universe.]]
** Highbrow is also guilty of this, in "The Rebirth".
--->'''Highbrow:''' I suppose it's the only meritorious way out of a meretricious situation.\\
'''Hardhead:''' Yeah, me too, like he said.
** Oddly enough, Brainstorm, who was the actual [[TheSmartGuy smart guy]] of the team, spoke fairly commonly unless he actually needed the jargon.
** You don't wanna get GeniusDitz Bulkhead from ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' talking about space bridges. You'll miss Perceptor.
** Across all series, CallARabbitASmeerp is in effect and machine-related terms with elements of the Cybertronian life-cycle mixed in are always used. This can leave characters who are ''not'' supposed to be geniuses talking as if the X-Men's Beast taught them English on the way in. They're not parents, they're "protoform batch initiators." Even the show's tagline, "MoreThanMeetsTheEye", can be given onscreen as "more than meets the optic sensors."
* The writers for ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' sometimes had a fondness for big words. Mid-1940s, Daffy was quite fond of this. He once asked a crying dog, "Why the copious flow of lachrymal fluid, my garrulous canine?"
* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003'' more than any other incarnation, Donatello is guilty of this. He frequently geeks out about future technology or the chemical properties of things he runs across, and TechnoBabble ensues. One of the others (usually Michelangelo, but occasionally Raphael) [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges this]], and usually asks him to repeat himself in English this time. Though sometimes the writers sacrifice snappier dialogue to remind us that he's the smart one:
-->'''Donatello:''' If we take the south conduit, it'll ''intersect'' with the old drainage tunnel!
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "[[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpowerpuff.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FMo%2527_Linguish%2FTranscript&ei=RgGCVO-ZIcPyUPXRg-AP&usg=AFQjCNFsKcTT2wjSQCD0UI7YYE_ZtqtjwA&sig2=7KqClyGSTr9EY5i2ZWJBZg&bvm=bv.80642063,d.d24 Mo'Linguish]]", Mojo Jojo teaches the whole town to speak like he does. The simple, straightforward word is intentionally neglected in favor of over-eloquence. Example from the Mayor, calling about a bank robbery:
-->'''The Mayor:''' There is a stealing of sorts happening at the place where money is given and taken, that is to say deposited and withdrawn -- and sometimes redistributed and loaned. But currently the taker is taking that which is not his, thus performing an act of illegality, which could result in incarceration within the confines of a penal facility, that is to say prison, jail, hoosegow, et cetera.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', Fireside Girl Gretchen ([[{{Meganekko}} the one who wears glasses]]) earns her "Saying a Word No One Else in the Room Knows" accomplishment patch by actually saying the world "sesquipedalian". Then there's Phineas and Ferb themselves, who turn out to be keeping a list of words beginning with "s" that kids their age don't usually say and checking them off as they say them.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
** Spoofed in the episode "Woodland Critter Christmas", where Mousey the Mouse is a parody of the stock "Smart" character in cartoons, complete with comically large glasses and a slavish adherence to this trope.
** Kenny does this when writing to his friends from Hawaii in "Going Native", complete with sophisticated-sounding adult voiceover. Stan {{lampshade|Hanging}}s this OutOfCharacterMoment.
---> '''Stan:''' "The morrow?" The fuck is up with Kenny?
* Same thing goes for Brain on ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''. In fact, it's shown that his parents keep a large dictionary at the dinner table because of it.
* Don Karnage, the leader of the Air Pirates in Disney's ''WesternAnimation/TaleSpin'', does this a lot.
-->'''Don Karnage:''' My brilliant mind tells me that it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.\\
'''Mad Dog:''' Say what?\\
'''Don Karnage:''' RUN AWAY!!
* Dr. Emmett Lathrop Brown, a.k.a. The Doc, as portrayed in the ''WesternAnimation/BackToTheFuture'' animated series, is the '''king''' of this. The movie version, while prone to TechnoBabble, isn't nearly as bad. Jules is also a master at it.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': Good old Professor Farnsworth can have this effect when he actually is making sense
-->'''Farnsworth:''' There. That space-time eversion has given us their box and vice-versa!\\
'''Leela:''' So what you think you just explained to us is that -\\
'''Farnsworth:''' Correct! This box contains our own universe!
** In another episode, it was turned around on him:
-->'''Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate:''' I think we got ourselves an excess of Cronotons in the subatomic interstices.\\
'''Farnsworth:''' Yes, I see. Something involving that many big words could easily destabilize time itself.
* Mr. Longface Caterpillar from the 2009 ''WesternAmination/StrawberryShortcake'' movie peppers his speech with overly fancy words, which are [[LaymansTerms translated]] by Blueberry Muffin. This is {{inverted|Trope}} at one point when he mentions fool's gold, and Blueberry "translates" this to its official name, iron pyrite. He continues this on the ''Berry Bitty Adventures'' show.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'' episode "TV or not TV" Brain has a brief career as a stand-up comedian involving him insulting the audience by phrasing his insults using Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. The Brain does this constantly, even going so far as to rephrase common expressions with more advanced vocabulary ("The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.")
* Egon Spengler's penchant for this in ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'' and ''WesternAnimation/ExtremeGhostbusters'' is turned UpToEleven from his movie counterpart.
--> '''Peter''': Egon, remember what I said. If you're gonna stay on our planet, you have to speak our language.
* Tom in ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'' is practically ''defined'' by this trope, to the point where his siblings have commented more than once about how they wished he'd speak English. Also in "The Greek Caper", Tom was about to offer his suggestion on how to search for missing statue and was gently told by Alan to "keep it simple". Henry lampshades this in the comic book adaptation of "To Catch A Pitcher":
-->'''Henry:''' Who else sounds like he ate a dictionary for breakfast?
* Moonrock on ''WesternAnimation/ThePebblesAndBammBammShow'' would always do this. When the team went looking for a four-leaf clover to improve Schleprock's bad luck, he exclaimed, "Eureka! A Marsilea quadrifolia!"
* Gretchen on ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' commonly speaks like this.
* In the Creator/{{Rankin Bass|Productions}} special ''WesternAnimation/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas'', the Mayor parodies this. Whenever he wants to sound important, he attempts this, then gives up partway through.
--> "Of all the perfidious purveyors of chicanery I have ever had the misfortune to... oh, heck. Go home!"
* ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' had Mr. Green run for city councilman against Councilman Gladhand, one of whom's tactics was using big words. Mr. Green even worried he couldn't win the election because he thought he couldn't sound as smart. [[spoiler: He does win.]]
* Velma on ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' was prone to this early on.
* Parodied temporarily in ''WesternAnimation/TheGrinchGrinchesTheCatInTheHat'': WesternAnimation/TheCatInTheHat speaks like this on occasion, notably from his first meeting with the Grinch until [[spoiler:the Grinch starts scrambling his voice with his Vacuu-Sound Sweeper]].
* Megabyte Beagle on two occasions in the WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}} TV movie[[note]]later shown in the actual series as a 5-part episode[[/note]] ''Super Ducktales''. On both, he would eventually be told to "say it in Beagle talk".
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** This trope was subverted in a gag where Peter was watching one of Dennis Miller’s famous rants.
-->'''Dennis Miller''': I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.
-->'''Peter''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What the hell does rant mean?]]
** Stewie does this in the early series; it was even {{lampshade|Hanging}}d by Brian in "Back to the Pilot", where Brian asks Present Stewie if he used a dictionary when he was Past Stewie.
** Peter develops this trait afer he embarks on a journey of self-improvement and returns home as a scholar. His family has no idea what he's talking about.
* Trapper Bull Gator, and the Platypus Brothers from ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'' speak like this naturally.
* ''WesternAmination/TotalDrama Pahkitew Island'': Scarlett tends to lapse into this due to her intelligence, only to quickly subvert it when she realizes that [[InsufferableGenius no one can understand her]].
--> "The laws of force in motion are simple. With Sky being the pivot point, I knew the inertia caused by the mass of the dueling stick would—-she swung too hard and fell down."
* Bolin from ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' apparently feels that letters need to contain this.
* Captain Hook from ''WesternAnimation/PeterPanAndThePirates'' speaks so eloquently that many adults watching it would have a hard time understanding what he's referring to half the time. Fortunately he manages to make his meaning clear as most of the time he speaks when angry and insulting his crew. Despite being a pirate it doesn't come across as out of place thanks to the Victorian era gentleman style he has.
* Trader Johann from ''WesternAnimation/DragonsRidersOfBerk'' tends toward this trope, much to the chagrin of Hiccup and his friends when they need information from him. Also occasionally crosses over into DeadpanSnarker:
-->'''Hiccup''': Remember my father, Stoick the Vast? Chief of Berk? Do you know what 'trade sanctions' are?\\
'''Johann''': Two words that should never be used in the same sentence?
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' has the duo being visited by their black sheep cousin [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the Black Sheep]] whom everybody treats like a troublemaker, partly because they assume he's a bad person out of stereotypical expectation, and partly because [[CallingMeALogarithm they dont understand his intelligent diction and think he's insulting them]]. Cow is the only person who's able to see past the ridiculous assumptions.
** This also happens to Cow herself in an episode where she gets glasses and somehow becomes a genius.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' has Billy get Grim to magically change his F- on a recent test to an A. This has the unforeseen consequence of reversing reality for everyone except Grim and Mandy. Billy ends up becoming a genius with this trope in full effect, Irwin is a ladies man, Puddin is the school bully, Sperg is a nerd, and so on.
* Peridot from ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' is constantly talking in this manner. Amethyst finds it hilarious and asks Peridot what she calls various body parts:
-->'''Amethyst''': Hey Peridot, what do you call this? *points to nose*
-->'''Peridot''': A Scent Sponge.
-->'''Amethyst''': What's this? *points to eye*
-->'''Peridot''': Vision Sphere.
-->'''Amethyst''': These? *wiggles fingers*
-->'''Peridot''': Touch Stumps.
-->'''Amethyst''': This? *points to foot*
-->'''Peridot''': Gravity Connectors.
-->'''Amethyst''': This? *points to posterior*
-->'''Peridot''': THAT'S YOUR BUTT!
** Pearl does this sometimes as well, because she's TheSmartGuy and prone to being overly dramatic.
--> ''Pearl''': Are the shirts [[DrivenToSuicide destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil]], thereby shutting down Beach City?!

[[folder:Real Life]]
* UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla invented the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_globe plasma lamp]] (those things that were cool in the 80s), but he called it an Inert Gas Discharge Tube.
* Many influential people from the Revolutionary Era of the United States tended to use overly complicated sentences in nearly every document. The most concise person back then was probably Thomas Paine, and even he would have a somewhat complex sentence every once in a while:
-->"Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer..."
* Scientific vocabulary:
** Certain sciences have extensive "in" jargon and vocabulary that have no synonym that can be properly explained in simple terms. Worse, some terms mean completely different things when used accurately than when used by laymen. As a result sesquipedialian loquaciousness can sometimes be the only way of saying something because saying it "in simple English" makes it considerably ''[[YouKeepUsingThatWord less true]]''. To start with, remember that in the sciences "theory" means "well-tested hypothesis that is tentatively accepted as accurate" (for example gravity has worked the same way every time it's been tested, thus its behavior is a scientific theory). In common parlance it just means "guess". Meanwhile, "law" is a much ''weaker'' concept, not a stronger one, used to create models under specific conditions. For example, Newton's ''law'' of gravity is that objects are pulled toward each other with a force equal to [=GMm=]/R[[superscript:2]], and still holds for most purposes. His now-discredited ''theory'' of gravity is that this is a universal fact and that's all there is to it - since Einstein, there are several competing ''theories'' of gravity, as well as several new laws for special cases, but Newton's law still basically holds.
** When Penzias and Wilson were working with a microwave receiver in the mid-1960s, they kept getting some background hiss which they couldn't get rid of. While documenting their work they found that the horn of the antenna was covered by "white dielectric material", which had been "deposited" by the grey avian residents of the horn (i.e. pigeon shit).
** The portrayal of this trope in fiction largely comes from these fields, in which someone speaking as tersely as possible without sacrificing precision can sound extremely longwinded, even mystical, to a layperson; this backfires to those versed in any of those fields, however, to whom this kind of longwindedness is associated with novices who don't yet understand that this will only highlight their inexperience, or with studies with a high emphasis on language itself - you know, ''[[DumbIsGood arts]]''.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax The Dihydrogen Monoxide hoax.]]
* Older economists are infamous for their extremely long book titles. You think Adam Smith wrote ''The Wealth of Nations''? Try ''An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations''. Yeah, baby. Economics as a science also has the most (initially) confusing terminology of any science. For example, the interest rate for loans from the Federal Reserve to banks is called the ''Discount Rate''. ''Seriously?''
* Norse Skalds had the habit of describing really simple objects by complex multi-component metaphors, filling their poetry with literary riddles that were deliberately hard to decipher. An example would be "Beowulf", or Björn(Bear). Bears like honey, they prey on it. Bees make honey. Wolves are predators. Bears are like wolves to the bees, therefore Bee-wolf.
* This is the passage for which Judith Butler won the 1998 ''Philosophy and Literature'' Bad Writing Contest: "The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power." Translation: "As political theorists started thinking of institutions as things made by states, rather than components of states, they had to start thinking about how time and progress affects politics, rather than assuming that all institutions of the same type work more or less the same across time periods."
* Medical doctors are accused of using long Greek or Latin words to describe symptoms or illnesses that have simple common names. Some of it is unnecessary, but it also helps to make it absolutely clear exactly what they mean, you wouldn't want a mistake made because something wasn't exact.
** Creator/DaveBarry mentioned this in one column, when he went to the doctor because his tongue was swollen. The doc called it something in Latin which Dave claims to have later looked up that meant "swollen tongue".
** The best: "idiopathic". Which means "we don't know why it's doing that stuff".
-->'''House:''' ...from the Latin word meaning, "We're idiots because we can't figure out what's causing it."
** Then there's "iatrogenic", an adjective for diseases '''caused''' by medical treatment.
** "Nosocomial", meaning that nasty bug you got from the hospital.
** Some doctors will also do this for insurance purposes. Many insurance companies require a diagnosis before paying for a visit, resulting in diagnoses like "benign dermal melanin concentrations" (freckles). The Diagnostic Standards Manual (DSM) used in psychology notoriously classifies ''every possible human behavior or character type'' as mentally abnormal to ''some'' degree or other (as most symptoms of mental illnesses can be described as "doing something normal in an abnormal manner", so handwashing = normal, handwashing every five minutes = abnormal). It's an open secret that it was written this way just to make it easier for mental health practitioners to bill insurance companies.
** This often gets inverted in countries where medical terminology is based on the local language (like aforementioned Poland, for example), because it makes reading the papers written in foreign languages (or conversing with foreign colleagues) much more difficult in comparison to the use the universal Latin or latinised terms.
* The legal system is in many ways an attempt to use as many words as possible in describing simple things. This is supposed to--and actually does--make it easier for the lawyers and judges to know exactly what everyone is talking about (usually--some lawyers are bad writers, and some judges are even worse). If you're on trial for killing someone, the fact that there is a distinction between "murder," "voluntary manslaughter," "involuntary manslaughter," and "justifiable homicide" will be very helpful. Still, it is annoying to see three lines for something that could be said in a few words. The trick is that while legal terms, although seemingly complex, usually facilitate brevity ('involuntary manslaughter' in opposition to 'killing someone with no intention to do so'), the legal documents are usually a stellar example as they usually must describe absolutely everything the document might pertain to in smallest detail. The lack of this is more often than not the main reason behind legal LoopholeAbuse. This is also what makes legal translation so difficult, and translators who take on the task often need special training.
* It's becoming increasingly fashionable to try to sound like a legal document by using "said" as an article rather than just "the," even when there's no ambiguity as to which object you're talking about. This usually involves repeating the noun when you could instead use a pronoun: "I ordered a hamburger and ate said hamburger." Alternatively, people will use "the aforementioned," which is four syllables more impressive.
* Computing is one area that has so much jargon (both technical and slang) that when you've had extensive exposure to the field, such as taking a Computer Science degree at university, or have just simply been mucking around with computers for years, it becomes extraordinarily difficult to explain something to someone with less knowledge of the subject than you.
** The MP3 page at HowVideoGameSpecsWork is a great example of this. See the page history for an apology from the entry's author saying why it's so difficult to explain the inner workings of an audio codec without lapsing into {{Technobabble}}. To drive the point home, the [=MP3=] codec involves [[{{Technobabble}} discrete digital signals, pulse-code modulation, sampling frequency, discrete Fourier transform, frequency domain, filtering, convolution, Huffmann coding, information entropy, psychoacoustic modeling, bit rate, quantization, and media streaming]].
** Sufficiently large technical communities can develop their own specialized vocabulary on top of normal technical terms, such that an entire sentence can be incomprehensible to expert outside programmers, and doubly incomprehensible to non-programmers. And some jargon have been re-used to mean different things elsewhere, in both the specialist and layman sense.
** This tends to extend to textbooks used by students entirely ''new'' to the field of programming with unfortunate results, compounded by beginners' classes usually focusing on teaching the students how to produce basic programs (for the sense of accomplishment) rather than on explaining what the book is saying and understanding the language and environment as a whole. On the other hand, people with extensive experience tend to learn faster with more jargon; each choice of word carries implications which add up rapidly into that big picture view of the system and who will be annoyed to buy a huge expensive book consisting mostly of "wasted space".
* Everything [[InherentlyFunnyWords becomes funny]] if you describe it with Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, as Dr. Henry Gibbons has shown us: "A kiss is the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction."
** Also known as "osculation".
** Scientific American got in on the game as well: "the localized knowledge and know-how developed with untutored experience in particular everyday settings and activities--the so-called school of hard knocks"
** Is it the Easter bunny, or is it A Lagomorph with delusions of being a Monotreme while undergoing annual charitable acts for the benefit of youthful persons on a day near the event of the spring equinox.
* U.S. Vice-President UsefuNotes/JoeBiden is well known for this. During the 2008 Democratic primary, when asked at a debate whether he could be disciplined enough as president to restrain his tendency to run on at the mouth: "Yes."
* Another U.S. Vice-President who engaged in this was Spiro T. Agnew. He also liked alliteration. Instead of calling the naysayers 'naysayers', for example, he called them 'nattering nabobs of negativism'. Many of these locutions were the product of the mind of his speechwriter William Safire, who would later go on to write the "[[GrammarNazi On Language]]" column for ''The New York Times''.
* Composer Creator/IgorStravinsky lapsed into this sometimes; an example taken at random from his book ''Poetics of Music'': "The true hierarchy of phenomena, as well as the true hierarchy of relationships, takes on substance and form on a plane entirely apart from that of conventional classifications. Let me entertain the hope that the clarification of this thesis will be one of the results of my course, a result I greatly desire."
* The [[http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern Postmodernist Generator]] lets you generate random texts using complex but utterly meaningless vocabulary.
* The winner of the 2006 Ig Nobel prize in Literature was Daniel M. Oppenheimer of Princeton University for his report "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly"
* Baseball Hall of Famer "Orator Jim" O'Rourke.
* Prince Albert, husband of UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria, was an extremely well-educated man who was incessantly guilty of this trope. Some of his speeches which survive to this day contain sentences more than a hundred words in length.
* Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was sometimes criticised/mocked for not being able to say things simply. One famous example is him saying that a formerly paraplegic man had "achieved ambulation" (i.e. was able to walk again)
* Ron Dennis, the former boss of the Mclaren UsefulNotes/FormulaOne team, made such exemplary use of this trope that it became known around the paddock as "Ronspeak". Asked why he spoke like that, he replied, "Adherence to a homogenous lexicon axiomatically optimises messaging consistency. So it works".
* When comedian Dennis Miller starts to rant during his shows, he's pretty quick to break out his more verbose vocabulary in rapid succession, and is difficult to follow should one not be birthed from a tome of words.
* The nonfictional portion of ''The Science of Literature/{{Discworld}}'' points out that without the use of "privatives" in language -- terms for the absence of things, such as "dark" (no light), "cold" (lack of heat), or "sober" (a state of non-intoxication) -- everyone would ''have'' to talk like this.
* Jeremy Bentham, the founder of Utilitarianism, never used one short word when he could use a dozen long ones. Here's his attempt to sum up the philosophy in one sentence:
--> "A man may be said to be partisan to the principle of utility, when the approbation or disapprobation he annexes to any action, or to any measure, is determined by and proportioned to the tendency which he conceives it to have to augment or diminish the happiness of the community."
** In other words, a Utilitarian judges things as good or bad based on whether they make people more or less happy.
** Philosophy in general runs up against this trope quite a bit, since a good chunk of it is devoted to fixing precisely the definitions of words that most people think they already know.
* Creator/RussellBrand has made a veritable art-form out of blending [[SophisticatedAsHell prolixity and profanity]]. Garrulously, he will pontificate, sermonize, and evangelize, interminably vociferating fustian rhetoric - and all for the sake of a NobGag.
* In his interviews and [[Film/FForFake documentaries]] Creator/OrsonWelles somehow manages to be a Sesquipedalian Loquacian DeadpanSnarker.
* UsefulNotes/RichardFeynman, in his memoirs, recalled attending a lecture in [[HardOnSoftScience some social science or other]] wherein he encountered the following sentence: "The individual member of the social community often receives his information via visual, symbolic channels." "Feynman "translated" this sentence as follows: "People read."
* The preface to ''The United States Department of Defense Fact File'' admonishes readers against this trope [[http://www.dod.mil/pubs/foi/administration_and_Management/other/562.pdf on the very first page]]. See the [[Quotes/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Quotes tab]].
** The warning was badly needed. At one point Pentagonese got so obscure that a motor pool clerk who'd run out of lug nuts had to fill out a requisition form for "hexaform rotatory compression units."
** This is an especially hilarious example, because clerks apparently created their own version of technical terms instead of just using the proper technical lingo (that can get sometimes convoluted too).
* Some fans of Creator/BenedictCumberbatch say that they have to check the dictionary practically every other word while they read/listen to his interviews.
* When it comes to a FlameWar on the Internet, you may sometimes have people trying to shut down their opponents by using complicated and sophisticated words to make the opposition look less intelligent by comparison. People that spot this will usually call that person out for trying to sound smarter than they really are.
* Food companies are [[AsbestosFreeCereal quite]] [[LiteCreme fond]] of this technique. In order to mask an undesirable item in a product's list of ingredients, the name is obfuscated in a technically truthful but misleading way. Thus, you get examples like health-food manufacturers using "evaporated cane juice crystals" in lieu of sugar.
* Management, especially in big companies often resorts to Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness interspersed with buzzwords of the day. Sometimes it really serves the precision of the delivery, sometimes it's just an attempt to sound as professional as people from legal, financial or technical departments.
* The hand is a prehensile, manipulable, multi-digited extremity. It generally comes in pairs.
* UsefulNotes/ArthurBalfour was noted for this during his tenure as UK Prime Minister, with one of his favoured tactics in Parliament being to drag out even the simplest statements in order to waste time and wear down the opposition [=MPs=]. After he lost the 1906 election his replacement, UsefulNotes/HenryCampbellBannerman, took no end of pleasure in forcing Balfour to keep to giving brief, concise answers to questions.
* People with a Romance language (French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese...) as a first language can sometimes unintentionally sound like this when speaking English. Modern English results from a combination of Germanic and Romance[[note]]mostly from medieval French[[/note]] roots. While words from Germanic roots are shorter and more common, Romance words are longer and more formal, but, since they're closer from their own language, Romance-language speakers sometimes instinctively choose them. Conversely, they often miss the point, when confronted with a sesquipedalianly loquacious fictional character, wondering why, say, [[FantasticFour Reed Richards]] reads like their butcher.