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* At the end of the WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob episode "[=TLE=] Club":
-->"* Not suitable for use by any age group. May contain small parts which when ingested cause vomiting for people with cat allergies. [=TLESFC=] are not responsible. Side effects may include death or dying. People with heart conditions may probably die, as well as anyone else using the laser belt. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The laser belt is machine washable.]]"
-->"* Not suitable for use by any age group. May contain small parts which when ingested cause vomiting for people with cat allergies. [=TLESFC=] are not responsible. Side effects may include death or dying. People with heart conditions may probably die, as well as anyone else using the laser belt. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The laser belt is machine washable.]]"
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* ''WebVideo/PuppetHistory'' features this joke during the Bye-Bye Brothers' song. After they rap poetic about the joys of poisoning people you don't like, the bridge features a lengthy section where the legal team [[DontTryThisAtHome pleads for the viewer to not take them seriously]].
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* ''Radio/BleakExpectations:'' After Dr. Curesomebychance assures Pip Bin he will save his wife, Flora [[MeaningfulName Diesearly]], he then hastily adds "terms and conditions apply, the health rate of wives may go down as well as up."
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* Parodied in a few ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' shorts:
** An Easter egg in "Meet Marshie" has a guy rambling "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kids, don't eat nails]]." Then he asks "Is that it? Am I done?" and asks if anyone else wants to go get lunch with him.
** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold." This is also how the disclaimer is written.
** An Easter egg in "Meet Marshie" has a guy rambling "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kids, don't eat nails]]." Then he asks "Is that it? Am I done?" and asks if anyone else wants to go get lunch with him.
** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold." This is also how the disclaimer is written.
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* Parodied in a few ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' shorts:
** An Easter egg in "Meet Marshie" has a guy rambling "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kids, don't eat nails]]." Then he asks "Is that it? Am I done?" and asks if anyone else wants to go get lunch with him.
** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold." This is also how the disclaimer is written.
** An Easter egg in "Meet Marshie" has a guy rambling "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kids, don't eat nails]]." Then he asks "Is that it? Am I done?" and asks if anyone else wants to go get lunch with him.
** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold." This is also how the disclaimer is written.
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* In ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', any human who becomes trapped inside the virtual world of the circus [[LaserGuidedAmnesia instantly forgets their original name]]. When the newest arrival discovers this, Caine offers to help her choose a new name and promises it can be anything... before rattling off a terms and agreement statement [[MotorMouth as fast as he can]] saying that whatever name she chooses can't have any "objectional content" like profanity, anything sexual, or inflammatory statements.
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* In ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', any human who becomes trapped inside the virtual world of the circus [[LaserGuidedAmnesia [[NameAmnesia instantly forgets their original name]]. When the newest arrival discovers this, Caine offers to help her choose a new name and promises it can be anything... before rattling off a terms and agreement statement [[MotorMouth as fast as he can]] saying that whatever name she chooses can't have any "objectional content" like profanity, anything sexual, or inflammatory statements.
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* In ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', any human who becomes trapped inside the virtual world of the circus [[LaserGuidedAmnesia instantly forgets their original name]]. When the newest arrival discovers this, Caine offers to help her choose a new name and promises it can be anything... before rattling off a terms and agreement statement [[MotorMouth as fast as he can]] saying that whatever name she chooses can't have any "objectional content" like profanity, anything sexual, or inflammatory statements.
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* In ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', any human who becomes trapped inside the virtual world of the circus [[LaserGuidedAmnesia instantly forgets their original name]]. When the newest arrival discovers this, Caine offers to help her choose a new name and promises it can be anything... before rattling off a terms and agreement statement [[MotorMouth as fast as he can]] saying that whatever name she chooses can't have any "objectional content" like profanity, anything sexual, or inflammatory statements.
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** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold."
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** The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the bet" has an Easter egg with a brief ParodyCommercial for Butter-Dah with a disclaimer read so fast it comes out as gibberish: "Butter-Dah is noh hush a bush push leopold."" This is also how the disclaimer is written.
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No advertiser wants to waste expensive air time on legal disclaimers. But they are required in some situations, either by regulations or to deflect litigation. So, the voice-over guy reads off the copy [[MotorMouth at speeds that could make your throat sore]]. In modern times, they're often assisted by a digital audio edit that removes pauses between words. Even more recently, it has become popular to hire someone with a relatively low-volume voice and have them read extremely fast, while what they're saying is being obscured beyond all hell by some form of background music, which is usually rather loud. And the rest of the ad is usually [[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial absurdly loud]].
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No advertiser wants to waste expensive air time airtime on legal disclaimers. But they are required in some situations, either by regulations or to deflect litigation. So, the voice-over guy reads off the copy [[MotorMouth at speeds that could make your throat sore]]. In modern times, they're often assisted by a digital audio edit that removes pauses between words. Even more recently, it has become popular to hire someone with a relatively low-volume voice and have them read extremely fast, while what they're saying is being obscured beyond all hell by some form of background music, which is usually rather loud. And the rest of the ad is usually [[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial absurdly loud]].
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Common in ads for [[SideEffectsInclude prescription drugs]], where they talk up a half to 3/4 of the actual ad, ads for new cars (specifically, the dealer financing or lease plans that come with the cars), any campaign featuring a promotional contest, and banks (which -- in the US — will always end "Member [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation FDIC]]"). Related to the UnreadableDisclaimer, which is more common on TV because it is effectively faster than the speed of sound.
Rattling Off Legal still crops up in Radio commercials frequently in part because of the medium the commercial enforces it. Mercifully, there are broadcasting guidelines in the US and Europe to make sure the Rattling Off Legal is not too hard to listen to (I.E: going so quick as to be impossible to follow or comprehend).
Rattling Off Legal still crops up in Radio commercials frequently in part because of the medium the commercial enforces it. Mercifully, there are broadcasting guidelines in the US and Europe to make sure the Rattling Off Legal is not too hard to listen to (I.E: going so quick as to be impossible to follow or comprehend).
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Common in ads for [[SideEffectsInclude prescription drugs]], where they talk up a half to 3/4 of the actual ad, ads for new cars (specifically, the dealer financing or lease plans that come with the cars), any campaign featuring a promotional contest, and banks (which -- in the US — -- will always end "Member [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation FDIC]]"). Related to the UnreadableDisclaimer, which is more common on TV because it is effectively faster than the speed of sound.
Rattling Off Legal still crops up in Radio commercials frequently in part because of the medium the commercial enforces it. Mercifully, there are broadcasting guidelines in the US and Europe to make sure the Rattling Off Legal is not too hard to listen to(I.E: (i.e., going so quick as to be impossible to follow or comprehend).
Rattling Off Legal still crops up in Radio commercials frequently in part because of the medium the commercial enforces it. Mercifully, there are broadcasting guidelines in the US and Europe to make sure the Rattling Off Legal is not too hard to listen to
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-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Now with a low, low 5.9% APR financing!
-->'''Maya''': That's hilarious, you sound just like one of those guys!
-->'''Jack''': I ''am'' one of those guys!
-->'''Maya''': You are ''not''!
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Consult your doctor before using this product, side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, if you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble...''you're dead, asshole!''
-->'''Maya''': That's hilarious, you sound just like one of those guys!
-->'''Jack''': I ''am'' one of those guys!
-->'''Maya''': You are ''not''!
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Consult your doctor before using this product, side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, if you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble...''you're dead, asshole!''
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-->'''Maya''':
'''Maya:''' That's hilarious, you sound just like one of those
-->'''Jack''':
'''Jack:''' I ''am'' one of those
-->'''Maya''':
'''Maya:''' You are
-->'''Jack''':
'''Jack:''' ''[radio voice]'' Consult your doctor before using this product, side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, if you have diabetes or a history of kidney
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-->'''Imp''': This device is provided without warranty of any kind as to reliability, accuracy, existence or otherwise or fitness for any particular purpose and Bioalchemic Products specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for or responsibility to you or any other person, entity or deity with respect to any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or object or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall or dropping it into a deep well or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may he substituted at any time by coming within five miles of the product or observing it through large telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily cowed moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced garbage that you would not dream of accepting on a bag of dog biscuits and is used solely at your own risk.
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* ''Series/GoodOmens2019'': Doctor Sable (actually the Horseman Famine) runs a chain of restaurants that serve CHOW: food that consists entirely of fillers and has exactly zero actual food and nutritional content. When handing over orders, the waitress has to press a button that rattles off one of these.
-->'''Voice:''' CHOW-brand unfood contains spun, plaited and woven protein molecules designed to be ignored by your digestive enzymes, no-cal sweeteners, oil replacements, fibrous materials, colorings and flavorings. CHOW is an edible substance and must not be confused with food. Eating CHOW can help you to lose weight, hair, and kidney functions. May cause anal leakage. Enjoy your meal!
-->'''Voice:''' CHOW-brand unfood contains spun, plaited and woven protein molecules designed to be ignored by your digestive enzymes, no-cal sweeteners, oil replacements, fibrous materials, colorings and flavorings. CHOW is an edible substance and must not be confused with food. Eating CHOW can help you to lose weight, hair, and kidney functions. May cause anal leakage. Enjoy your meal!
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** While riffing on "Design for Dreaming":
-->'''Tom''': Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central and South America.
** Tom also does this in a host segment for ''Film/GameraVsBarugon'' while pitching "5000 Piece Fighting Men and Monsters Set." He sprinkles the ad with hasty phrases like "Not responsible for nerve-damage."
* ''Series/NightCourt'': Trope played with in the episode, "Day in the Life," when a defendant refuses to waive the reading of the charges at 11:59:10 pm, knowing if he is not arraigned by midnight, he will be set free. Dan proceeds to MotorMouth his way through the description of the two counts in 30 seconds and only three breaths. While not a disclaimer, it is legal boilerplate read extremely fast.
-->'''Tom''': Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central and South America.
** Tom also does this in a host segment for ''Film/GameraVsBarugon'' while pitching "5000 Piece Fighting Men and Monsters Set." He sprinkles the ad with hasty phrases like "Not responsible for nerve-damage."
* ''Series/NightCourt'': Trope played with in the episode, "Day in the Life," when a defendant refuses to waive the reading of the charges at 11:59:10 pm, knowing if he is not arraigned by midnight, he will be set free. Dan proceeds to MotorMouth his way through the description of the two counts in 30 seconds and only three breaths. While not a disclaimer, it is legal boilerplate read extremely fast.
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** While Tom does this in a host segment for "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E04GameraVsBarugon Gamera Vs. Barugon]]" while pitching "5000 Piece Fighting Men and Monsters Set". He sprinkles the ad with hasty phrases like "not responsible for nerve damage".
** Tom also does this while [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E24TwelveToTheMoon riffing on "Design forDreaming":
-->'''Tom''':Dreaming"]]:
--->'''Tom:''' Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central and South America.
** Tom also does this in a host segment for ''Film/GameraVsBarugon'' while pitching "5000 Piece Fighting Men and Monsters Set." He sprinkles the ad with hasty phrases like "Not responsible for nerve-damage."
* ''Series/NightCourt'': Trope played Played with in the episode, episode "Day in the Life," Life" when a defendant refuses to waive the reading of the charges at 11:59:10 pm, knowing if he is not arraigned by midnight, he will be set free. Dan proceeds to MotorMouth his way through the description of the two counts in 30 seconds and only three breaths. While not a disclaimer, it is legal boilerplate read extremely fast.
** Tom also does this while [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E24TwelveToTheMoon riffing on "Design for
-->'''Tom''':
--->'''Tom:''' Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central and South America.
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* ''[[Series/GoodOmens2019 Good Omens]]'': Doctor Sable (actually the Horseman Famine) runs a chain of restaurants that serve CHOW: food that consists entirely of fillers and has exactly zero actual food and nutritional content. When handing over orders, the waitress has to press a button that rattles off one of these.
-->'''Voice''': CHOW-brand unfood contains spun, plaited and woven protein molecules designed to be ignored by your digestive enzymes, no-cal sweeteners, oil replacements, fibrous materials, colorings and flavorings. CHOW is an edible substance and must not be confused with food. Eating CHOW can help you to lose weight, hair, and kidney functions. May cause anal leakage. Enjoy your meal!
-->'''Voice''': CHOW-brand unfood contains spun, plaited and woven protein molecules designed to be ignored by your digestive enzymes, no-cal sweeteners, oil replacements, fibrous materials, colorings and flavorings. CHOW is an edible substance and must not be confused with food. Eating CHOW can help you to lose weight, hair, and kidney functions. May cause anal leakage. Enjoy your meal!
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* In ''Lightning [=McQueen's=] Racing Academy'', Chick Hicks hacks the show and challenges Lightning to a race, saying if Lightning wins everyone in the audience gets "a huge pile of cash". The hacked screen then immediately starts rolling through all the terms and conditions attached.
-->Must be appropriate age to claim huge pile of cash. Not responsible for lost or stolen dollars. One huge pile of cash per customer. "Huge pile of cash" is a relative term. Actual cash value to be determined by Chick Hicks at time of redemption where he will receive at least fifty percent of it. Winner is responsible for all taxes, fees, and Chick Hicks mustache buffering. Offer not available in Orlando, FL.[[note]]The attraction is hosted in Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando.[[/note]]
-->Must be appropriate age to claim huge pile of cash. Not responsible for lost or stolen dollars. One huge pile of cash per customer. "Huge pile of cash" is a relative term. Actual cash value to be determined by Chick Hicks at time of redemption where he will receive at least fifty percent of it. Winner is responsible for all taxes, fees, and Chick Hicks mustache buffering. Offer not available in Orlando, FL.[[note]]The attraction is hosted in Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando.[[/note]]
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* During ''Lightning [=McQueen's=] Racing Academy'', Chick Hicks hacks the show and challenges Lightning to a race, saying if Lightning wins everyone in the audience gets "a huge pile of cash". The hacked screen then immediately starts rolling through all the terms and conditions attached.
-->Must be appropriate age to claim huge pile of cash. Not responsible for lost or stolen dollars. One huge pile of cash per customer. "Huge pile of cash" is a relative term. Actual cash value to be determined by Chick Hicks at time of redemption where he will receive at least fifty percent of it. Winner is responsible for all taxes, fees, and Chick Hicks mustache buffering. Offer not available in Orlando, FL.[[note]]The attraction is hosted in Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando.[[/note]]
-->Must be appropriate age to claim huge pile of cash. Not responsible for lost or stolen dollars. One huge pile of cash per customer. "Huge pile of cash" is a relative term. Actual cash value to be determined by Chick Hicks at time of redemption where he will receive at least fifty percent of it. Winner is responsible for all taxes, fees, and Chick Hicks mustache buffering. Offer not available in Orlando, FL.[[note]]The attraction is hosted in Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando.[[/note]]
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* Occurs twice in the first ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank'' game, provided by the Qwarkbots that stand outside Captain Qwark's 'fitness and training facilities'.
-->"Qwark Enterprises is not responsible for sprains, broken bones, snapped tendons, bruised egos, or accidental death incurred while taking the challenge."\\
"Consult your doctor before attempting any strenuous exercise. Not responsible for death or dismemberment. Your results may vary."
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', a ParodyCommercial for a batarian fast-food ends with a quickly rattled-off disclaimer that it is not meant for consumption by beings based on [[MirrorChemistry dextro-amino acids]] (Yet the advertiser is a turian, one of the said dextro-aminoacidic humanoids. What is he doing advertising a meal that would pass through his stomach like a brick?). Another ad (this one for Tupari sports drink) ends rattling that [[CelebrityEndorsement Commander Shepard's name]] was used with permission from the Alliance recruitment centre.
-->"Qwark Enterprises is not responsible for sprains, broken bones, snapped tendons, bruised egos, or accidental death incurred while taking the challenge."\\
"Consult your doctor before attempting any strenuous exercise. Not responsible for death or dismemberment. Your results may vary."
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', a ParodyCommercial for a batarian fast-food ends with a quickly rattled-off disclaimer that it is not meant for consumption by beings based on [[MirrorChemistry dextro-amino acids]] (Yet the advertiser is a turian, one of the said dextro-aminoacidic humanoids. What is he doing advertising a meal that would pass through his stomach like a brick?). Another ad (this one for Tupari sports drink) ends rattling that [[CelebrityEndorsement Commander Shepard's name]] was used with permission from the Alliance recruitment centre.
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-->"Food served at Dingo's Diner may not meet the legal definition of food. Consume at your own risk. Side effects of eating at Dingo's Diner may include fatigue, increased body odor, risk-seeking behavior, thinking too much about your uncle, increased hunger, decreased hunger, alienation from friends and family, skin irritation, ennui, leaky orifices, oozing orifices, glowing orifices, additional orifices, gas, wumpa cheeks, remembering that girl from high school (What's she up to? Do you think she's happy?), and profuse vomiting. No shirt, no shoes, no bats!"
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-->"Warning: 'D' is a failing sanitation grade and does not stand for delicious."
** An [[OverlyLongGag overly long]] disclaimer for the game pops up during the credits, ending by saying the events of the game are 100% canonical, "unless you didn't like them, in that case, it was all a dream".
** An [[OverlyLongGag overly long]] disclaimer for the game pops up during the credits, ending by saying the events of the game are 100% canonical, "unless you didn't like them, in that case, it was all a dream".
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* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', one of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Anna: Secret Seller's]] tap quotes has her offering the [[PlayerCharacter Summoner]] a special discount, along with a string of disclaimers.
-->''"One-time offer. Restrictions may apply. Offer may change without prior notice and probably at time of checkout. You break it, you buy it."''
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-->"'Where Are My Pants?' is a trademark of the Octan Corporation. Every time you say it, we deduct royalties from your bank account. We are always watching."
* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', one of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Anna: Secret Seller's]] tap quotes has her offering the [[PlayerCharacter Summoner]] a special discount, along with a string of disclaimers.
-->"One-time offer. Restrictions may apply. Offer may change without prior notice and probably at time of checkout. You break it, you buy it."
* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', one of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Anna: Secret Seller's]] tap quotes has her offering the [[PlayerCharacter Summoner]] a special discount, along with a string of disclaimers.
-->"One-time offer. Restrictions may apply. Offer may change without prior notice and probably at time of checkout. You break it, you buy it."
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-->"One-time offer. Restrictions
* Occurs twice in ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002'', provided by the Qwarkbots that stand outside Captain Qwark's 'fitness and training facilities'.
-->''"Qwark Enterprises is not responsible for sprains, broken bones, snapped tendons, bruised egos, or accidental death incurred while taking the challenge."\\
"Consult your doctor before attempting any strenuous exercise. Not responsible for death or dismemberment. Your results may
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* The AltText for ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/111/ #111]] parodies political commercial by rattling-off who paid for it.
* The AltText for ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[http://xkcd.com/111/ #111]] parodies political commercial by rattling-off who paid for it.
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* In one of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's commercial reviews, a Burger King Kids Club commercial shows a gorilla sitting down next to some kids. The Critic's voice comes in and reads "Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in a Burger King now only 1 in 5".
** In a review of a commercial for the Slim Suit, he treads off "Scientists also recommend these magic beans, mixed with a placebo brought to you by the tooth fairy...when you're in [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Oz]]."
** In a review of a commercial for the Slim Suit, he treads off "Scientists also recommend these magic beans, mixed with a placebo brought to you by the tooth fairy...when you're in [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Oz]]."
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* Creator/WillMcDaniel's video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_hu_ets5g Customer Service]] has an employee for the Dubious Meat Company quickly give a legal disclaimer when asked about their company's "Chicky Lumps."
--> '''Mr Crutch''': The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within this product.
--> '''Mr Crutch''': The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within this product.
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* Creator/WillMcDaniel's video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_hu_ets5g Customer Service]] has an employee for the Dubious Meat Company quickly give a legal disclaimer when asked about their company's "Chicky Lumps."
--> '''Mr Crutch''':Lumps".
-->'''Mr. Crutch:''' The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within thisproduct.product.
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** In one commercial review, a Burger King Kids Club commercial shows a gorilla sitting down next to some kids. The Critic's voice comes in and reads "Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in a Burger King now only 1 in 5".
** In a review of a commercial for the Slim Suit, he treads off "Scientists also recommend these magic beans, mixed with a placebo brought to you by the tooth fairy...when you're in [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Oz]]."
--> '''Mr Crutch''':
-->'''Mr. Crutch:''' The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within this
* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'':
** In one commercial review, a Burger King Kids Club commercial shows a gorilla sitting down next to some kids. The Critic's voice comes in and reads "Actual odds of getting raped by a gorilla in a Burger King now only 1 in 5".
** In a review of a commercial for the Slim Suit, he treads off "Scientists also recommend these magic beans, mixed with a placebo brought to you by the tooth fairy...when you're in [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Oz]]."
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer, which discusses AnArmAndALeg and EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'': In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' the episode "The Puppets", "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS5E36ThePuppets The Puppets]]", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer, which discusses AnArmAndALeg and EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
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* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Weresemblebutarelegallydistinctfrom THE LOLLYPOP GUILD, the lollypop guild!"
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad in "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E4TheHandThatRocksTheMabel The Hand That Rocks the Mabel]]" includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad in "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E4TheHandThatRocksTheMabel The Hand That Rocks the Mabel]]" includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
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** In "A Star is Torn", a commercial for Krusty's Lil' Starmaker pageant based on ''Series/AmericanIdol'' has a voice saying that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial it's not based on the show and that they've never heard of it]].
** In "Krusty Gets Kancelled", Krusty tries to keep children watching his show by offering them forty-dollar checks. A voice then says the checks won't be honored.
** In "Krusty Gets Kancelled", Krusty tries to keep children watching his show by offering them forty-dollar checks. A voice then says the checks won't be honored.
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** In "A "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E22KrustyGetsKancelled Krusty Gets Kancelled]]", Krusty tries to keep children watching his show by offering them forty-dollar checks. A voice then says the checks won't be honored.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E18AStarIsTorn A Star isTorn", Torn]]", a commercial for Krusty's Lil' Starmaker pageant based on ''Series/AmericanIdol'' has a voice saying that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial it's not based on the show and that they've never heard of it]].
** In "Krusty Gets Kancelled", Krusty tries to keep children watching his show by offering them forty-dollar checks. A voice then says the checks won't be honored.it]].
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** In "Krusty Gets Kancelled", Krusty tries to keep children watching his show by offering them forty-dollar checks. A voice then says the checks won't be honored.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Weresemblebutarelegallydistinctfrom THE LOLLYPOP GUILD, the lollypop guild!"
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* Australian political satire group [[Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything The Chaser]] parodied the standard Australian political ad closer "Authorised by the Australian Governent, Canberra" in all their parodies of the same ads. The delivery got faster and more indistinct every time.
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* Australian political satire group [[Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything The Chaser]] Creator/TheChaser have parodied the standard Australian political ad closer "Authorised by the Australian Governent, Canberra" in all their parodies of the same ads.ads, in such shows as ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything'', ''Series/TheElectionChaser'' and ''The Chaser Decides''. The delivery got faster and more indistinct every time.
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** In another one featuring the "'Rabid Frogs Ate Our Warehouse' Bonanza Days" sale (IWarnedYou it was surreal), the fast-talking voiceover announcer reminds us: "And remember: Fisher products contain no fish by-products!"
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* ''WebOriginal/WellBeRightBack'': The rapid-fire legal disclaimer at the end of "Tele-Freq Help Section (2003)" says that TeleBlue is not a liberty to disclose what kinds of data they obtain from their customers, and also that they have to sign a waiver upon subscribing. In the case of the latter, it's no wonder why.
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* ''WebOriginal/WellBeRightBack'': The rapid-fire legal disclaimer at the end of "Tele-Freq Help Section (2003)" says that TeleBlue [=TeleBlue=] is not a liberty to disclose what kinds of data they obtain from their customers, and also that they have to sign a waiver upon subscribing. In the case of the latter, it's no wonder why.
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* ''WebOriginal/WellBeRightBack'': The rapid-fire legal disclaimer at the end of "Tele-Freq Help Section (2003)" says that TeleBlue is not a liberty to disclose what kinds of data they obtain from their customers, and also that they have to sign a waiver upon subscribing. In the case of the latter, it's no wonder why.
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-->"'Where Are My Pants?' is a trademark of the Octan Corporation. Every time you say it, we deduct loyalties from your bank account. We are always watching."
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-->"'Where Are My Pants?' is a trademark of the Octan Corporation. Every time you say it, we deduct loyalties royalties from your bank account. We are always watching."
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* In ''Joe Somebody'', a pharmaceutical ad plays with an increasingly ridiculous series of side effects listed, finishing with ''death.''
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* In ''Joe Somebody'', ''Film/JoeSomebody'', a pharmaceutical ad plays with an increasingly ridiculous series of side effects listed, finishing with ''death.''
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* In ''Literature/TheTruth'', a Dis-Organiser imp rattles off its own licencing agreement in a single breath:
-->'''Imp''': This device is provided without warranty of any kind as to reliability, accuracy, existence or otherwise or fitness for any particular purpose and Bioalchemic Products specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for or responsibility to you or any other person, entity or deity with respect to any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or object or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall or dropping it into a deep well or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may he substituted at any time by coming within five miles of the product or observing it through large telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily cowed moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced garbage that you would not dream of accepting on a bag of dog biscuits and is used solely at your own risk.
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* In ''Literature/TheTruth'', a Dis-Organiser imp rattles off its own licencing agreement in a single breath:
-->'''Imp''': This device is provided without warranty of any kind as to reliability, accuracy, existence or otherwise or fitness for any particular purpose and Bioalchemic Products specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for or responsibility to you or any other person, entity or deity with respect to any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or object or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall or dropping it into a deep well or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may he substituted at any time by coming within five miles of the product or observing it through large telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily cowed moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced garbage that you would not dream of accepting on a bag of dog biscuits and is used solely at your own risk.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which disclaimer, which discusses AnArmAndALeg and EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
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No advertiser wants to waste expensive air time on legal disclaimers. But they are required in some situations, either by regulations or to deflect litigation. So, the voice-over guy reads off the copy [[MotorMouth at speeds that could make your throat sore]]. In modern times, he's often assisted by a digital audio edit that removes pauses between words. Even more recently, it has become popular to hire someone with a relatively low-volume voice and have him read extremely fast, while what he's saying is being obscured beyond all hell by some form of background music, which is usually rather loud. And the rest of the ad is usually [[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial absurdly loud]].
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No advertiser wants to waste expensive air time on legal disclaimers. But they are required in some situations, either by regulations or to deflect litigation. So, the voice-over guy reads off the copy [[MotorMouth at speeds that could make your throat sore]]. In modern times, he's they're often assisted by a digital audio edit that removes pauses between words. Even more recently, it has become popular to hire someone with a relatively low-volume voice and have him them read extremely fast, while what he's they're saying is being obscured beyond all hell by some form of background music, which is usually rather loud. And the rest of the ad is usually [[RidiculouslyLoudCommercial absurdly loud]].
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* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "Weresemblebutarelegallydistinctfrom THE LOLLYPOP GUILD, the lollypop guild!"
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** Sierra is an ordained minister and intends to trick Cody into marrying her in "[[Recap/TotalDramaNiagaraBrawls Niagara Brawls]]". All she has to do is say the vow and all he has to do is say "I do," so she rattles off "DoyouCodytakemeSierratobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?" and then spends the rest of the day trying to get him to say his part, even if in a totally different context.
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** Sierra is an ordained minister and intends to trick Cody into marrying her in "[[Recap/TotalDramaNiagaraBrawls Niagara Brawls]]". All she has to do is say the vow and all he has to do is say "I do," so she rattles off "DoyouCodytakemeSierratobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?" "[=DoyouCodytakemeSierratobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?=]" and then spends the rest of the day trying to get him to say his part, even if in a totally different context.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': In need of an alliance, Blaineley uses the plane's intercom in "[[Recap/TotalDramaChineseFakeOut Chinese Fake-Out]]" to propose one to whomever will bite. She promises an alliance none will regret and continues with a quick succession of words to the tune of "Thispromiseisnotlegallybinding.Offermaybewithdrawnatanytime."
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* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'':
** Sierra is an ordained minister and intends to trick Cody into marrying her in "[[Recap/TotalDramaNiagaraBrawls Niagara Brawls]]". All she has to do is say the vow and all he has to do is say "I do," so she rattles off "DoyouCodytakemeSierratobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?" and then spends the rest of the day trying to get him to say his part, even if in a totally different context.
** In need of an alliance, Blaineley uses the plane's intercom in "[[Recap/TotalDramaChineseFakeOut Chinese Fake-Out]]" to propose one to whomever will bite. She promises an alliance none will regret and continues with a quick succession of words to the tune of "Thispromiseisnotlegallybinding.Offermaybewithdrawnatanytime."
** Sierra is an ordained minister and intends to trick Cody into marrying her in "[[Recap/TotalDramaNiagaraBrawls Niagara Brawls]]". All she has to do is say the vow and all he has to do is say "I do," so she rattles off "DoyouCodytakemeSierratobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?" and then spends the rest of the day trying to get him to say his part, even if in a totally different context.
** In need of an alliance, Blaineley uses the plane's intercom in "[[Recap/TotalDramaChineseFakeOut Chinese Fake-Out]]" to propose one to whomever will bite. She promises an alliance none will regret and continues with a quick succession of words to the tune of "Thispromiseisnotlegallybinding.Offermaybewithdrawnatanytime."
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* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes'', one of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Anna: Secret Seller's]] tap quotes has her offering the [[PlayerCharacter Summoner]] a special discount, along with a string of disclaimers.
-->"One-time offer. Restrictions may apply. Offer may change without prior notice and probably at time of checkout. You break it, you buy it."
-->"One-time offer. Restrictions may apply. Offer may change without prior notice and probably at time of checkout. You break it, you buy it."
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
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* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end of Li'l Gideon's ad includes a series of disclaimers, and then the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
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* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'': The end ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'': In need of Li'l Gideon's ad includes a series of disclaimers, an alliance, Blaineley uses the plane's intercom in "[[Recap/TotalDramaChineseFakeOut Chinese Fake-Out]]" to propose one to whomever will bite. She promises an alliance none will regret and then continues with a quick succession of words to the MotorMouth reader adds, "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parodytune of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products."Thispromiseisnotlegallybinding.Offermaybewithdrawnatanytime."
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, eyes, or innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, {{eye|Scream}}s, or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers innocence]] lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs, {{eye|Scream}}s, or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers innocence]] lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Puppets", Gumball and Darwin find a parody of flying toys from the 80s to 90s that [[MyLittlePanzer carves a path of destruction when played with]]. After it flies out the window, Gumball recites the toy's disclaimer:
disclaimer: Which discusses EyeScream situations and is ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs,{{eye|Scream}}s, eyes, or [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers innocence]] innocence lost while enjoying the Mighty Flyz line of products.
-->'''Gumball:''' Mighty Flyz takes no responsibility for any limbs,
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* In ''Film/{{Sideways}}'', former soap star Jack mentions to new acquaintance Maya that he mainly does "voiceover" roles currently, and reveals this trope is his particular work.
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Now with a low, low 5.9% APR financing!
-->'''Maya''': That's hilarious, you sound just like one of those guys!
-->'''Jack''': I ''am'' one of those guys!
-->'''Maya''': You are ''not''!
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Consult your doctor before using this product, side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, if you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble...''you're dead, asshole!''
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Now with a low, low 5.9% APR financing!
-->'''Maya''': That's hilarious, you sound just like one of those guys!
-->'''Jack''': I ''am'' one of those guys!
-->'''Maya''': You are ''not''!
-->'''Jack''': ''[radio voice]'' Consult your doctor before using this product, side effects may include oily discharge, hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, if you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble...''you're dead, asshole!''
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* In the video game adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'', after providing sound effects for an episode of "Where Are My Pants?" in the mission "Broadcast News":
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* In the video game adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'', ''VideoGame/TheLEGOMovieVideogame'', after providing sound effects for an episode of "Where Are My Pants?" in the mission "Broadcast News":
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--> '''MrCrutch''': The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within this product.
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--> '''MrCrutch''': '''Mr Crutch''': The Dubious Meat Company in no ways guarantees the quality, quantity, or [[MysteryMeat species]] of the meat that we produce and sell. Any illnesses or injuries arising from the consumption of a Dubious Meat Company product are inconclusive and can never be proven in a court of law. Any likeness to a religious figure or your family members are purely coincidental and no parts of deities or loved ones are contained within this product.