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[[caption-width-right:228:Somehow, the vow of chastity just enhances this.]]

->''"Can you imagine all of these [=URLs=] aren't taken? verynaughtynuns.com, slightlynaughtynuns.com, nunscoveredinbutter.com... There's a whole untapped nun-fetish market out there! We need to get in on this!"''
-->-- '''Kathleen De Vere''', ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'', [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/28/Nuntastic Nuntastic]]

Nuns with [[JustforPun bad habits]].

Nuns are women who have dedicated their lives to religious service, forgoing sex and material wealth. In the land of fiction, they complete the Fetish Trio right up there with [[NaughtyNurseOutfit Nurses]] and [[FrenchMaidOutfit Maids]].

There is just something about nuns that turns a lot of guys on. Maybe it's the [[NunsAreSpooky mystery]] of it all. After all, they wear the elaborate robes and [[WomensMysteries live in secret, away from men]]. Maybe it's the ForbiddenFruit factor: you cannot have them, so, ironically, they become more appealing.

If a nun is fetishized, expect her habit to be far shorter and tighter than anything you would see in a real convent. Additionally, most NunsAreMikos in {{anime}}. ChurchMilitant nuns, by nature of not only being a nun but an ActionGirl, have a tendency of following this trope as well.

Christian nuns are by far the most common in fiction, but there are Buddhist, Taoist, and Hindu nuns too. This trope actually dates back to [[OlderThanYouThink Middle Ages]], as the [[http://www.academia.edu/3539055/Promiscuous_Monks_and_Naughty_Nuns_Poverty_Sex_and_Apostasy_in_Later_Medieval_England literature and songs of the time]] often paint convents as "houses of vice" because it was, after all, [[AllWomenAreLustful a building full of women]], making this one of the [[OlderThanPrint oldest]] sex and pornography tropes in Western history. (Indeed, in Elizabethan times, "nunnery" was slang for a brothel; thus, "GetTheeToANunnery" in ''{{Hamlet}}'' is a DoubleEntendre.) It was TruthInTelevision for many convents, and some of the greatest female saints are those who instituted reforms to make them true houses of holiness.

In medieval days, many women in convents were mere residents, not sisters. (This is alluded to in ''Film/ElCid'', where Ximene returns to her "home" convent, and the Mother says she's welcome, but shouldn't try to join up.) Noblemen often sent their daughters to convents by force, to keep them away from men until a suitable husband could be found; sometimes, no prospect would appear. Girls could also be locked up in convents if they had an inheritance coming, allowing the family to keep and control the money. Residents were usually allowed to have visitors, and thereby hangs the tale. There were plenty of priests who were NunTooHoly, too. And let's not even get into the writings of [[https://cdr.lib.unc.edu/indexablecontent/uuid:dbcaac3a-c91e-4eb3-bb18-852a84d09859 sisters who took "marriage to Christ" literally]]....

A SubTrope of NunTooHoly.

Contrast NunsAreSpooky and NunsAreFunny.

DistaffCounterpart of SexyPriest.


* [[http://youtu.be/CHX-4cKEQH4 This]] 1992 ad for Talens Rubber Cement.

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/ChronoCrusade'': Rosette Christopher (pictured above), but only in looks. It's because on the other hand, flirting with her can have [[{{Tsundere}} very serious]] [[HairTriggerTemper implications]].
* Somewhat noted in ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' when Misora was forced to wear a miniskirted habit as a part of the class' "cafe". She prayed for the Lord's forgiveness. That said, she and Sister Shakti ''are'' kinda cute, and the skirts on their ''real'' habits are short enough as it is.
* The [[CaptainObvious Korean manhwa]] ''{{Manhwa/Rebirth}}'' features a ''very'' God-fearing nun in a ''very'' {{Stripperiffic}} outfit.
* Knight Carim, Sister Schach, [[TimeSkip and later]], Sein, Otto and Deed, of the [[CrystalDragonJesus Belkan Saint Church]] fill the {{Moe}} nun quota for ''Franchise/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', though their habits are pretty modest. On the other hand, Sister Schach's battle armor consists of a sleeveless top, hotpants and pretty good ZettaiRyouiki.
** Sein really puts the "Naughty" back into "Naughty Nun" in ''Manga/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaVivid'', where she almost manages to grope the entire female cast[[note]]before the Inter-Middle participants were introduced[[/note]] in a single chapter. Note that one of the girls in question was a ten-year-old clone of her church's CrystalDragonJesus.
** And then there's Sister Chantez, whose Barrier Jacket features a short skirt, a sleeveless top, and {{Underboobs}}.
** Due was the TheMole and a FemmeFatale (not TheVamp). She seduced a priest to steal the Sankt Kaiser's DNA, which the BigBad Jail Scaglietti used to create a clone of Olive Sägebrecht, the result being Vivio Takamachi, Nanoha's adopted daughter.
* After the TimeSkip in the ''{{Manga/Claymore}}'' manga, [[LadyOfWar Galatea]] disguises herself as a nun, of all professions. She doesn't really get 'naughty' until after a three-way running fight through the city with Miata and an Awakened, though. [[ClothingDamage Nun clothes aren't meant for combat, after all...]]
* ...And then there's Sister Eda and Sister Yolanda from the [[Manga/BlackLagoon Church Of Violence/Rip-Off Church]], who are pretty much as far from real nuns as you can imagine... (hint: they smuggle weapons. Lots of weapons. That's just the beginning.) Also worth mentioning that both of them are/were highly attractive. Especially Yolanda in her IWasQuiteALooker omake chapter.
* ''LightNovel/TrinityBlood'' presents to us a good example of AbsoluteCleavage by [[http://trinityblood.wikia.com/wiki/Monica_Argento this nun]]
* Sister Angela from ''Manga/OnePoundGospel''. Played with in that she is extremely devoted to her faith, and while she might harbor some feelings for Kosaku, she does her best to keep them platonic. Likewise, Kosaku's enormous crush on her doesn't keep him from dating other girls.
* Zange from ''{{Manga/Kannagi}}''. Though she isn't actually a nun, she just likes to dresses like one.
* Melpha from ''Anime/QueensBlade''. It's hard to not see her as sexual, from her gigantic breasts to her "holy poses". In ''Rebellion'', there is Siggy. Instead of being ashamed when she does the poses, she does them willingly...shame that she burns people for practicing magic, or science.
* When Sato from ''Anime/WelcomeToTheNHK'' first meets Misaki and discovers she apparently has religious reasons for wanting to help him cure his {{hikikomori}} ways, he has fantasies about her wearing a nun's habit while touching herself and moaning "No! I shouldn't! It's a sin!"
** Though this isn't explored further in the anime, the manga reveals that while her uncle and aunt are very religious Christians, she only goes along with them because they've been so kind to her; she holds no religious beliefs whatsoever.
* Most [[NunsAreMikos nuns]] in ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'' wear relatively reasonable habits, considering the ridiculousness of what they actually do, but one, Sister Agnese, upon her return is wearing a habit that is more [[http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/File:Anieze_Sanctis.jpg holey]] than holy. That one is explained in the novels as being a punishment: that a nun would be forced to wear something like that is supposed to shame them. Although Agnese wonders if Bishop Biagio doesn't have other reasons for putting her in it...
* Matilda Simmons from Episode 17 of the ''{{Manga/Black Butler}}'' anime. While several of the nuns put their hands on Ciel to undress him, in a hardly innocent manner, it is Matilda whom Sebastian charms and has affairs with, none too quietly, in order to learn more about the church they are investigating. It's heavily implied that the rest of the clergy are quite "unclean" themselves, despite the church's very harsh process of atonement for filth and sin.
* {{Defied}} in ''Manga/KaitouSaintTail'': Seira Mimori, [[NunsAreMiko nun in training]], may have some romantic feelings for Sawatari, but refuses to act on them [[ObliviousToLove even before realizing she has them]] ''because'' she's a nun in training (that in spite of [[NunTooHoly her many other violations of a nun's moral code]]). As for [[RomanticTwoGirlFriendship her "deep" friendship with Meimi]], they're just very good friends.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/WarriorNunAreala''
* Twisted darkly by ''ComicBook/TheChroniclesOfWormwood'' in which the [[CorruptChurch Corrupt Pope]] forces nuns to service him sexually.
* In ''[[Franchise/StarWars Star Wars: Legacy]]'' the very sexy Deliah Blue dresses up in an nunlike Imperial Missionary outfit part of a scam.
* Sister Joan, the eponymous Nun from the "Slim and Nun" strip in ''PenthouseComix''. The character was heavily inspired by Sister Sara in ''Film/TwoMulesForSisterSara'' (see Film examples below).
* ''{{ComicBook/Viz}}'' subverted this with the one-off Topless Skateboard Nun as she isn't naughty at all, just [[InnocentFanserviceGirl topless]].
* ''6666'', the sequel of ''666'' (about demons invading Earth in 2000) has a naughty ''female pope''.
* In ''ComicBook/FiftyTwo'', Whisper A'Daire is priestess of the [[ReligionOfEvil Religion Of Crime]] whom Renee actually ''calls'' a Naughty Nun. Unfortunately, neither the "naughty" or "nun" vibe really came across on the page, something that Creator/GregRucka felt was just lost in the translation from script to final product.
* ''[[ComicBook/Marvel2099 X-Men 2099]]'' had Sister Nicholas of the Sisters of the Howling Commandments...
* ''Tales from the Leather Nun'' was a 1973 one-shot with naughty nuns, by artists such as Dave Sheridan, Spain Rodriguez, Roger Brand, and Creator/RobertCrumb.
** Not to be confused with another comic book from 2008 called ''Leather Nun,'' featuring naughty nuns (among other things), by Paul Gravett and Peter Stanbury.
* ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'': Spider Jerusalem claims to have lost his virginity to a telepathic nun.
* ''ComicBook/RedEars'': Usually played straight, with nuns being objects of desire. Subverted in one strip, where a nun plays up to the stereotype when she's sexually assaulted by a rapist. When his pants are all the way down she runs away so he falls flat on his face.
* ''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor: God of Thunder]]'' #12 has a minor character named Sister Marjorie who is a little too much taken by [[HotGod Thor]] (but [[MrFanservice can we blame her?]]) and drops this [[https://retconpunchdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/thor12_pluralist.jpg immortal gem]].
-->'''Sister Marjorie''': Perhaps the... God of Thunder... Would like to say for dinner?
-->'''Sister''': Remember your vows, Sister Marjorie.
-->'''Sister Marjorie''': Yes. And what were those again?
* ''ComicBook/RequiemVampireKnight'': Downplayed with the Sisters of Blood, who are an order of vampire nuns that guards {{Dracula}}'s RoyalHarem and are all dressed in bondage-like ChainmailBikini. However, they are extremely [[NunsAreSpooky creepy, zealous and intimidating]] and men are most likely to rue an encounter with them than enjoy it...

* There's an entire ''genre'' of films like this, appropriately called "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunsploitation Nunsploitation]]".
* ''Film/BlackNarcissus'' Deborah Kerr. Lipstick.
* In the film within an film of ''Film/HowToLoseFriendsAndAlienatePeople'', Creator/MeganFox plays a younger and sexier Mother Teresa ... and ends up winning an Apollo award for it.
* ''Film/HudsonHawk'' includes a nun [[spoiler:and she's undercover]].
** She also [[spoiler:leaves the order to marry Hudson Hawk.]]
* Inverted when the Angels masquerade as nuns in ''Film/CharliesAngelsFullThrottle'' to find information about the Creepy Thin Man.
* In ''Film/ShootEmUp'', the hero takes the baby he has rescued from thugs who murdered his mother to a building that looks like a convent, and the door is opened by a young woman dressed as a nun. He barges in, and when she turns around in shock to follow him it's revealed that her costume has the rear end cut out of it, revealing that she is wearing some decidedly un-nunlike lingerie underneath and cluing the audience in to the fact that the building is actually a... [[GetTheeToANunnery "nunnery"]].
* Low-budget cult film ''Film/RollerBlade'' features naked lesbian roller skating nuns.
* In the Pedro Almodóvar movie ''Film/DarkHabits'', the nuns are naughty in a wide variety of ways; they're sadomasochistic lesbians, drug addicts (and pushers), writers of erotic novels, and various other sins.
* Ken Russell's ''Film/TheDevils'' is full of NaughtyNuns, led by Sister Jeanne, who has lurid sexual fantasies about Father Urbain Grandier, the film's male protagonist (including one in which she imagines him [[spoiler:coming down from the cross to couple with her]]. Unfortunately, this is part of a SanitySlippage, and ultimately results in some serious {{Squick}}. Depending on [[ExecutiveMeddling what cut of the film you're watching]], there's even more explicit naughtiness from Sister Jeanne's fellow nuns. It is BasedOnATrueStory.
* In the 1974 film ''Seijû gakuen'' aka ''Film/SchoolOfTheHolyBeast'', the 'convent' is run much like a school for wayward girls, including the typical girl-on-girl catfight. They seem to find themselves getting into and out of their habits with alarming frequency due to their constant showering and [[LesYay friendly experimentation]], though they do engage in more nun-like activities from time to time, such as praying, scrubbing floors and whipping newcomers with thorned roses to keep it spicy. Pinku Eiga and NaughtyNuns are a perfect match.
* While she's probably not taken any oaths, the papal agent in the French film ''Film/BrotherhoodOfTheWolf'' masquerades as a prostitute.
* Castle Anthrax in ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' is populated by 8-score blondes and brunettes between the ages of 17 and 19 and a half, in pseudo-nun habits, with a Grail-shaped beacon atop the castle.
** And the punishment for lighting the beacon is a spanking... for both the nun that lit it ''and'' every other sister in the castle.
--> '''Dingo:''' And then, the ''oral sex''!
* Sister Sara in ''Film/TwoMulesForSisterSara'' is a whiskey drinking, cigarette smoking nun [[spoiler: Who it turns out belongs to the ''other'' kind of Nunnery (ie: the best damn Cathouse in town).]]
* Averted in the 1967 ''Film/{{Bedazzled 1967}}'' when Stanley's wish that he and Margaret were in love each other in a setting far removed from the crass modern world has the two of them turned to nuns in a convent. Nun Margaret is in love with the nun Stanley, but will not act on her feelings.
* The [[{{Defictionalization}} defictionalized]] [[RealTrailerFakeMovie fake trailer]] ''Film/{{Machete}}'' (originally from ''Film/{{Grindhouse}}'') features ''Creator/LindsayLohan'' in a nun's habit. It should be noted that 1. [[ItMakesSenseInContext she wound up in the habit out of necessity]], and 2. the most naughty thing she did while wearing it is [[YouKilledMyFather shoot the man that killed her father.]]
* Angelica from ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides'' was about to take her vows at a Spanish convent when Jack showed up. He'd mistaken it for a brothel, honest mistake.
** Well, it ''was'' a [[GetTheeToANunnery Nunnery]]...
* Kate Upton in a "nun-kini" in the 2012 film version of ''Film/TheThreeStooges''. [[http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow/kate-upton-three-stooges-stars-on-set-3398177 See for yourself.]] (The MoralGuardians had a field day with this one, until the director simply [[CaptainObvious told them it was fiction]].)
* In ''Film/PsychoIII'', Norman's LoveInterest Maureen Coyle is a nun who secretly left her covenant after having a CrisisOfFaith. While on her spiritual journey to rediscover herself and restore her faith in God, she comes across our main protagonist at the Bates Motel. She soon grows feelings for [[{{Adorkable}} Norman]], which he returns. Despite acting as the film's {{Mrs.Fanservice}} and dating Norman for some time, she never departs from her order as a friendly priest welcomes her to the church after she seeks counseling.

* As Nuns are the quintessential unattainable woman, naturally jokes about their supposed promiscuity are common as well.
* The Pope went to an ecumenical conference in New Orleans. As he had been within the church hierarchy for decades, he felt he had lost touch with the common poor, so he changed into street clothes and wandered into the French Quarter. While there he was repeatedly approached by prostitutes saying "$50 for some head." Confused by this, he returned to the conference and asked one of the local nuns "Sister, what is head?" To which she replied: "$50, same as the Quarter."
* [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] and subverted in one joke, in which two nuns are walking on the street at night and notice a man following them. They decide to split up in case he had some dastardly things in mind, and one nun gets to the cloister a good while before her companion. When her companion returns, flushed red and out of breath, she's grilled over what happened, responding that the man had caught up with her and propositioned for. Shocked, her friend asked her what she did in response to that. "Well, I lifted up my dress, and he lowered his pants... then I ran back here. After all, it's easy for a woman to run with a hiked dress, but impossible for a man to run with his pants around his ankles."
* A cab driver picked up a nun who was waiting for a ride. Along the way, he turned to the nun and said, "Sister, I have a confession to make. I've always wanted to screw a nun." The nun gave him a look, then asked, "Are you a Catholic, my son?" to which the cabbie said yes. "Pull over," said the nun. The cabbie stopped the car, then the nun came around to the front seat and gave him the best blowjob he'd ever had. Once they resumed driving, though, the cabbie started feeling extremely guilty. "Sister, I have another confession--I'm not really a Catholic," he said. The nun replied, "Really? [[spoiler:Well, my name is [[UnsettlingGenderReveal George]] and I'm on my way to a costume party]]."
* One beautiful spring morning the head nun at the convent woke up feeling refreshed and well rested. Usually she ate breakfast in her room, but feeling as great as she did she decided to get dressed and eat in the dining hall. On her way to breakfast she passed Sister Mary Beth in the hall and said, "Good morning, Sister Mary Beth." Mary Beth replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" "On the contrary," the head nun replied, "I woke up feeling refreshed and ready for the day." A little farther she passed Sister Rebecca on the stairs. Rebecca said, "Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?" "That's odd," the head nun said. "Sister Mary Beth just asked me that very question, and no. I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, and the birds chirping. And I feel wonderful." As she entered the dining hall Sister Rachel came up to her and said, "Mother Superior, I believe you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." After hearing this again she was a little annoyed. The head nun said, "You are the third person to ask me that in the last five minutes. I woke up to a beautiful morning feeling great. Why is every one asking if I woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Do I look the grumpy?" "Oh no, Mother Superior, that's not it at all," Rachel said. "It's because you are wearing the Father's shoes." (This joke more commonly has the nun as a priest instead)
* A priest and a nun are on a road trip, but at one hotel they are forced to share the same room with one bed. The priest piles up blankets between them and they lay down. After a bit, the young nun says "Father, I'm cold." The priest gets up, gets another blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. After a little more time, she again says "Father, I'm still cold." The priest gets up, gets ''another'' blanket for her and returns to his side of the bed. Finally she says "I'm sorry, Father, but I'm still cold." The Priest looks at her and says "Sister, I know it's inappropriate, but would you like to play husband and wife for one night?" The nun's face lights up and she says "Oh! Yes, Father!" He looks at her and sneers "Then get your own damn blanket!"
* Three hockey nuts are on their way to a game, looking forward to getting drunk, cursing like sailors and yelling obscenities at the referee. However, when they arrive they see two nuns sitting in the row before them, dashing their plans. One hockey nut turns to his friends and says "I have an idea to make them leave." He proceeds, in a voice loud enough for the nuns to hear, "You know, I'm thinking of moving to Kansas! I hear there are only thirty Catholics there!" His friends pick up on this, and another replies "Well, I'm thinking of moving to Ohio! I here there are only ''twenty'' Catholics there!" The third chimes in, "Well, I'm thinking of moving to Utah! There are only ''fifteen'' Catholics there!" Finally, one of the nuns turns to face the three men and replies "Why don't you all [[PrecisionFStrike go to hell]]! There are no Catholics there!"

* OlderThanPrint: ''The {{Literature/Decameron}}'' has a couple of stories of unchaste nuns.
* The novel ''HenryEsmond'' seems to allude to this trope via a subversion -- the title character is in the English army and they are raping and pillaging and he rescues a nun from the violence. The listeners of his account expect that she is young and pretty and that a romance might develop but is instead old and ugly.
* ''Literature/{{Julian}}'' passes by the "Shrine Of Aphrodite", where one can ''enjoy'' a priestess for a price. "They pretend it is religion. Actually, it is mass prostitution."
* In ''Literature/RangersAtRoadsend'' by Jane Fletcher, Chip (who spent some time in the temple as her parents wanted her to become a Sister) tells Katryn that the Sisters are, in fact, not as chaste as the public believes.
* Invoked in ''Literature/TheTraitorSonCycle'', when the company learns that their next job is protecting a convent of young, pretty nuns.
* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'':
** Setpa Lemore, who is responsible for tutoring Young Griff in the matters of the Faith of the Seven. She bathes naked every morning, and doesn't seem even slightly put off by Tyrion's leering, and that's not to mention her overly-flirty attitude. However, Tyrion has his suspicions that she may very well not actually be a real Septa.
** The Red Graces in Ghiscari culture are priestess that serve as temple prostitutes and the only ones to have sex. A visitant from Westeros laments that the Septas from back home are nothing like them and feels they should be more like the Red Graces.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* In ''Series/{{Californication}}'''s infamous opening scene, David Duchovny's character has a dream in which he is serviced by a nun.
* When the original ''{{Series/Blackadder}}'' finds himself appointed as Archbishop of Canterbury, he finds that the 'sexual favors of nuns' are a major source of income for the Church, along with curses and pardons. Baldric mentions that many sales are to other nuns (and Edmund's surprise isn't that nuns offer sexual favors, but that "some people actually ''pay''"). He also has a secret passage to a nunnery in his bedchambers, which leads to an...[[NotWhatItLooksLike interesting scene]] with two drunken would-be imitators of the knights who slew Thomas Becket.
** This is partially TruthInTelevision and partially a historical and literary footnote. It is the case that nunneries were often operating as brothels in some parts of Europe during the Middle Ages. Partly as a result of this, and the anti-Catholic sentiments in England during the reigns of Elizabeth I and James I, 'nunnery' was a common euphemism for 'brothel', as in the line from ''Hamlet'': Get the to a nunnery! Go!
** It's also hinted that the mother superior and her assistant engage in lesbian bondage games.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones'': Myranda claims to have been a septa-in-training escapee. Given her role and personality, it's possible she's lying.
* Australian skit comedy show ''{{Skithouse}}'' had a scene with a group of people waiting for the bus, among them a Catholic nun. A voiceover asks "Can you tell which one hasn't had any sex?", and then an arrow appears, pointing to a man chatting with the nun.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'':
** A nunnery hired Kelly to advertise their olive oil, dressed as a nun. She couldn't fulfill the morals clause in her contract. Bud manages to get his "chaste" mother the part, but she hardly acted nunly.
** In "Love Conquers Al", Bud ends up sleeping with a girl named Esmerelda, who is revealed to be a nun. She actually has rough sex with him ''multiple times'', not giving him a break or rest, showing how experienced she is. He never found out though and her own brother is oblivious to the fact that she's not pure.
--->'''Bud:''' I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance to change into some nicer clothes.
--->'''Esmerelda:''' Please don't worry. [[AllWomenAreLustful You won't be wearing them much longer.]]
** Another girl comes to Bud to have sex with him ''before she fully becomes one''.
** In a funny conversation, Peg tells Al that she wants to catch a film based on a true story about a nun's dark side. Apparently, this nun couldn't handle the pressure of maintaining her status so she [[BlackComedy snapped and shot up her covenant.]]
** When Al questions his manhood, he phone calls all the women he slept with in his past. One of these many women is a nun, who describes sex with Al to be ''the best sex she's ever had.''
* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'': In the "Boys Night Out" Episode features a woman posing as a nun to smuggle (medical) drugs. Jack Hurely(former target\client) shows a picture of her in Bikini where everyone comments "That's Not A Nun.!"
* Subverted and stomped upon in ''Series/FatherTed'', where the one thing that terrifies Father Jack Hackett is the typical Irish nun - grey, humorless, sexless and authoritarian. Father Dougal Maguire is too dense to realize in one episode that a pretty young nun is shyly hinting that she could break a vow for him.
* In the episode of ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'', where Debra's sister Jennifer reveals that she is following a vocation to become a nun, it is hinted that as a single and free young woman, she's had a lot more sex and opportunity for sexual encounters than her married sister Debra. Debra is suitably cynical.
* ''Series/Lucifer2016''. Lucifer offers a priest a PlaceOfProtection. Cut to several nuns descending a staircase in what appears to be a candle-lit crypt...until they throw off their veils to reveal themselves as strippers in [[DenOfIniquity Lucifer's nightclub]]. Fortunately the priest is [[TheGoodShepherd entirely unruffled]] by Lucifer's attempts to expose him to temptation.


* ''{{Manhua/Bloodline}}'' has the nuns of the ChurchMilitant Shengdi. Most specifically Leng Sha, who even has some relationships with both humans and vampires.
** Then there's Ling Can, being a [[ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bitch]] in having a classmate of the second main protagonist join their side.

* The cover for the Monks' 1979 album ''Bad Habits'' shows a cigarette-smoking nun with habit hiked up to reveal garters and stockings.
* The music video for Billy Idol's cover of "L.A. Woman" features an attractive blonde woman dressing fetishistically as a nun. When Idol pursues her she doesn't keep the habit on for long.
* "Don't Tell Mama" -- one of the songs from ''{{Theatre/Cabaret}}'' -- involves Sally Bowles dressed as a nun and doing a strip tease.
-->"Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,\\
A secluded little convent,\\
In the southern part of France.
-->Mama doesn't even have an inkling,\\
That I'm working in a nightclub,\\
In a pair of lacy pants."
* The French Celine Dion song "La Religieuse" ("The Nun") describes the internal conflict of a nun tortured by her memories of a life of passion.
* Music/TheBeatles give us:
-->"Crabalocker fishwife\\
Pornographic priestess\\
Boy, you've been a naughty girl\\
You let your knickers down"
* ''Radio/TheBobAndTomShow'' had a very humorous poem describing a nun, stuck on a broken-down bus with a bunch of kids on a church outing, strongly tempted to join a passing group of Hell's Angels.
* Skyclad's song, "Spinning Jeny"
-->She whispered of her innocence - (a plea I must contest)\\
While baptizing helpless sinners with a missionary zest\\
She will exorcise your demons - then exercise your thighs\\
Await your 'second-coming' with a hunger in her eyes.
* Mercyful Fate song "Nuns Have No Fun".
* Warrant (no, not that HairMetal band) song with the same name as above.
* Not in the song, but a performance of the Music/{{Blutengel}} song "Lucifer" had two dancers dressed as nuns. Halfway through the song, they strip off their robes to reveal a costume that includes fishnet stockings and leather collars. Can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIuRhn0n80 here]] - the stripping bit starts at 3:33.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ia2c-b5Eyk Wash my blood]]", by Megurine Luka, is supposed to be about a nun who lost her virginity and became a nymphomaniac. YMMV though...
* Music/AliceCooper's song "Sister Sara" from his album ''Dragon Town''.
* {{Music/Queensryche}}: Sister Mary in "Spreading The Disease".
* J.T. Taylor's "Sister Rosa".
* The video for Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's "She Said" from the album "Plastic Fang" featured a nunnery seduced by a vampire, causing the nuns to strip and grind on the stairs.
* Some of these (complete with LesYay) appear in the MusicVideo for {{Music/E Nomine}}'s hit song "Das Omen." JustifiedTrope, as the nuns are not Catholic nuns, but nuns associated with [[PathOfInspiration some sort of]] (perhaps Satanic) {{Cult}} or ReligionOfEvil.
* Rapeman's sole album is called ''Two Nuns and a Pack Mule'', inspired by a porn flick that Music/SteveAlbini had watched. [[BestialityIsDepraved ... Just don't ask.]]
* Zladko "Zlad!" Vladcik's second music video "I Am the Anti-Pope" featured his female keytarist as one of these - her habit ended in a miniskirt and leather boots.
* A [[http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/66135757/Offensive-t-shirt-in-Canterbury-Museum-exhibition highly controversial]] Music/CradleOfFilth T-shirt depicted a nun pleasuring herself.
* Music/GeorgesBrassens' song ''Le Moyennageux'' is about him wishing he was born during the Middle Ages; he goes on explaining that part of the appeal is that he could have had sex with nuns, who "in this blessed times did not always say nay" and were part-time prostitutes for the fun of it.
* The music video for Music/{{Powerwolf}}'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc "Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend"]] features six nuns seduced into stripping off and engaging in a (mild) satanic orgy by Attila's singing and the demons he summons.

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* One Creator/CharlesAddams cartoon shows four young women standing at a street corner. Two are wearing nuns' habits with knee-length skirts, a style just introduced at the time. The humorous part is that this was the time of the "maxi-skirt" in secular fashion, so the nuns are showing more skin than the girls who aren't.
* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'': How Opus is [[https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/a.114529165244512.10815.108793262484769/1005868556110564/?type=1&permPage=1 introduced]] to RuleThirtyFour.

* Appears rather disturbingly in Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/MeasureForMeasure'', when Angelo begins to develop an obsession with defiling Isabella. There was actually a modern production done of the play that plays up the fetishization to eleven, with whips and chains and things.
---->The impression of keen whips I'd wear as rubies,
---->And strip myself to death, as to a bed
---->That longing have been sick for, ere I'd yield
---->My body up to shame.
** "Nunnery" was apparently slang for a brothel in Shakespeare's day, which is how he uses it in ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}.''
*** This was, at least partly, due to the extreme anti-Catholic bias operating in England at the time. Being Catholic was, in itself, a capital offense for most if not all of his lifetime, and he worked in the serving levels of the courts of both Elizabeth I and James I (the players company he was part of was the official court theater troupe).
* In the musical ''Theatre/NineMusical'', Guido has one of his lovers dress up as a nun to relive his sexual awakening at the hands of a nun when he was a child.

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The Sisters of Battle in ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' are an entire army of [[InSpace space]] Nuns that alternate between dripping with assorted fetish appeal, and subverting the hell out of it, sometimes on the same units/models. Case in point: Sisters Repentia, who are depicted in the models as women in loincloths and half-corsets, with cloths over their heads and [[{{BFS}} massive]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] [[{{BFS}} swords]] (and let's not get into the [[WhipItGood Mistress who leads them]]). Compare with a picture of a Repentia in their codex, who is entirely naked, wearing only parchments that are pinned directly onto her flesh with spikes. And the Literature/CiaphasCain novel ''Cain's Last Stand'' confirms said NaughtyNuns are not required to be celibate.
* The ''TabletopGame/MachoWomenWithGuns'' table top roleplaying game produced a supplement titled ''Renegade Nuns on Wheels''.
* Pops up in ''{{TabletopGame/Exalted}}'', where one of the Infernal Exalted signature characters wears a Naughty Nun outfit (as seen in [[http://community.livejournal.com/whitewolf_lj/93091.html this post]] on the official White Wolf livejournal). This is totally nonsensical, since we never once see anyone in Creation wearing an even slightly similar outfit - the local equivalent would be Immaculate Monks (who can be either male or female), but apparently it was too difficulty to make a fetishized version of brown robes and a shaved head.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* From the Franchise/{{Nasuverse}}:
** One of them, Ciel, is a main heroine of ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'', with her own route and sex scenes in the VisualNovel, though it's subverted in that Ciel's not technically a nun and just likes to [[{{Cosplay}} dress up as one]], though she still counts in appearance.
** And then there's Caren, from ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'', whose outfit is outright {{Stripperiffic}}... and she admittedly [[InvokedTrope does it on purpose]] to [[DistractedByTheSexy manipulate men]].
** [[BigBad Kiara]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Sesshouin]] from ''VideoGame/FateExtra CCC'' is a Buddhist nun... whose sect of Buddhism focuses on gaining enlightenment through sexual pleasure and has MadLove for the rest of humanity. In both ''CCC'' and ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'', she makes an attempt to assimilate the entire world into her nirvana of lewdness.
* ''VideoGame/GuiltyGear'''s Bridget. Of course, there's something a bit [[WholesomeCrossdresser off]] [[DudeLooksLikeALady with this Nun]]...
* Prier from ''VideoGame/LaPucelle''. Actually lampshaded in one chapter, where another character tries to call her out on her outfit, only for Prier to retort that hers isn't much better. At this point, they both remember [[DirtyOldMan who]] ''[[DirtyOldMan gave]]'' [[DirtyOldMan them their outfits...]]
* ''VideoGame/ArcanaHeart'''s Clarice di Lanza. Not only she is a nurse, she is also quite impure, starting from her demon heritage (but [[DarkIsNotEvil she's not 100% evil]]) and her light and very playful personality.
* ''VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}}'''s Felicia becomes a Nun on her ''[[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Vampire Savior]]'' ending. She ''is'' naked under the habit. There's also her FlungClothing intro pose in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom2''.
* ''VideoGame/RagnarokOnline'' has the Priestess class, which are dressed like nuns with outfits slit up the side, to where you can see stockings and garters. Before a patch changed them to something that resembles bike shorts, their death animation included a PantyShot.
* While not explicitly nuns (only because the churches of the Light don't segregate by gender), [[http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=3977#screenshots:id=51422 High Inquisitor Whitemane]] and [[http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=34102#screenshots:id=126382 Argent Confessor Paletress]] in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' are both devout holy women who happen to wear bikinis and garter belts in lieu of pants. (In Paletress's case, to wear them in [[MeaningfulName Icecrown]].)
* ''VideoGame/TheWitcher'': Not really an analogue of Catholic nuns, but members of a monastic order of nurses wear the habit. Geralt gets two of them in the neutral endgame, something of a consolation for EverythingTryingToKillYou.
---> "And afterward, we'll pray!"
* ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'' has a strange, invoked example. In Venice, you will find La Rosa Della Virtù, a bordello owned by Sister Teodora, a former Catholic nun, and is staffed by former nuns. She gives her reasons to why she equates her bordello to a nunnery (she considers herself a nun by her own brand of faith), some points cover the indiscretions of monks and priests of the time ([[HypocriticalHumor who label those same things as evil]]), and how in some ways, it helps men better than a confessional does.
* Leliana from ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' is a lay sister who's [[GayOption bisexual]] and a former FemmeFataleSpy, and admits to sometimes ogling her fellow Sisters.
* Alice Elliott of ''VideoGame/ShadowHearts'' fame sort of qualifies. She's not evil or even particularly promiscuous, but whenever she's onscreen it's a PantyShot moment (you'd think a pious, God-fearing [[TheIngenue sweet-and-innocent]] girl like her would [[ShowSomeLeg show a bit less leg]]. Plus she likes [[ImprobableWeaponUser to hit enemies]] [[ThrowTheBookAtThem with her Bibles]].
** Her only link to religion is that she's the daughter of a reverend (most likely Protestant).
* The protagonist of ''VideoGame/TwinBlades''.
* ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'' has touched this fetish as well.
* ''[[VideoGame/BrutalLegend Brütal Legend]]'''s Battle Nuns. Demonic, yes, but also naughty.
--> '''Eddie''': Nice try lady. Or whatever you are. I'm supposed to think you're a nun, but I know you're some kind of big ugly demon, so let's have it. (Battle Nun turns around revealing her demon face) Ah ha! I knew it! Big ugly demon. (Battle Nun slowly struts her ''incredible'' hourglass figure) Kinda sexy though in a weird way... Hm.
* The nuns of the Order of the Mysterium in ''VideoGame/{{Anachronox}}'' all wear red bodysuits with hoods, black thighboots with heels, elbow-length black gloves and a hardly-covering white tabard. They (and the monks) take vows of chastity, although at least one monk and sister don't let it get in their way, as you may overhear from them. You also find one nun in the Red District on Sender Station, having taken up a new profession... while still wearing her old outfit.
* ''VideoGame/TimeSplitters'': Jo-Beth Casey was originally in nun attire. Considering her outfit in a later game has a shirt with "SLUT" across it, there may be implications to note.
* Obviously ''[=Bonetown=]'' would have a naughty nun, located at the Downtown church.
* ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'' parodies this trope with the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Bloody Canoness]] from the ShowWithinAShow ''Nyte Blayde'', a ChurchMilitant wearing a LeotardOfPower that exposes her cleavage.
* ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'' has Sinning Jenny (yes, that's her actual name), a prioress who runs the Parlour of Virtue that's a not-so-virtuous place for people to indulge in [[BandOfBrothels certain distractions]]. She's also well-known for wearing thigh-high scarlet stockings and giving people spectacular kisses in exchange for money (when she isn't [[DruggedLipstick poisoning]] them, that is). This is justified by the fact that she's [[spoiler:actually a member of the Sisterhood, who, while seems like a Catholic nun convent, is actually an order of warriors originating from the Second City (Amarna, New Kingdom Period Egypt) whose purpose is to take down the Vake]].
* Defied with Alisa from ''VideoGame/HarvestMoonTheTaleOfTwoTowns''. She's a cute marriageable nun dedicated to [[CrystalDragonJesus the Harvest Goddess]]. However, [[ChastityCouple you can't have kids]] with Alisa. She's dedicating herself to her goddess.

* ''Webcomic/DumnestorsHeroes'' has the end-all result of this trope (as well as a brilliant LampshadeHanging): The adventuring party decides to rest overnight at a temple of Tythus, the river god. Cliche: Tythus's temples are staffed by virgin priestesses. Lampshade: Said virgin priestesses are [[http://www.moderntales.com/memberimages/dh_0202.gif forbidden by their faith]] to wear clothes, but are otherwise [[InnocentFanserviceGirl perfectly innocent priestesses]]. Subversion: The party is made up of a female human (who doesn't care), a male dwarf (who doesn't care), and a male elf-turned-human (who ''does'' care, and is freaked out by it). [[note]][[NoodleIncident This is apparently due to a tradition involving a sculptor creating 1 statue per major river, a horny river god animating them, and a 5th dimensional love triangle]] -- but the explanation [[TheUnreveal was cut off]]. This is ''down'' from the original 100 or so virgin nudists that the god ''used'' to have.[[/note]]
* At one point in ''[=Miss Dynamite=]'', Eva is captured and brainwashed by the Catholic Church in order to kill heathens. [[http://www.missdynamite.com/comics/spgm/index.php?spgmGal=sister%20dynamite&spgmPic=6&spgmFilters=#pic She gets a sexy costume and a sword out of it.]]
* The Little Sisters of Belial from ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'' are basically a bunch of promiscuous punk chicks in nun habit. When Rachel takes them over and tries to use them in her revenge plot, they aren't too happy about it.
* In ''[=Bloomin Faeries=]'', two nuns have sex with Sir Thane, whose curse makes him irresistible to women and makes those same women beautiful and promiscuous, and subsequently become much more sexual in nature, and find it harder to keep their vows of chastity given their bodies are much more sensitive than before.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* This fetish is used to comedic effect in the ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'' sketch [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/28/nuntastic "Nuntastic"]]: Kathleen tells her boyfriend Graham of her plan to create a nun-featured fetish site, dress him up as a nun, and roll in the bucks. Graham is not amused. "Apparently people want to see nun thigh, but not too much nun thigh."
* ''Slipshine'' has a series of [[JustForPun strips]] starring sister Wulfia [[MeaningfulName Focker]].
* Deconstructed with [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP]]-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166 166]].

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': [[PlayedForLaughs Played for]] BlackComedy. In one of the cutaway jokes, a Nun confesses to ''decapitating a man''.
* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'': Peggy disguises herself as a nun to teach children since she wasn't receiving any work as a public teacher. She tries to keep her marital status a secret from the other nuns in order to keep this position because it makes her feel important.
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': A nun tries riding her bicycle [[ADateWithRosiePalms without her seat cover on the stick it connects to.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': When Lisa visits a covenant, she sees a nun trying to act out Marilyn Munroe's famous skirt blow scene.
* Cheetara from ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCats2011'' joined a ChurchMilitant at a young age in order to follow her dreams of being a religious soldier among the Cat Empire. She doesn't exactly [[{{Stripperiffic}} wear much]] underneath her traditional wardrobe and doesn't seem to mind undressing it before rushing into battle. She's also the show's resident MsFanservice and the woman of Lion-O and Tygra's affection.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'', Pickles believes that Bob is having an affair. She follows him to a funeral for his friend's mail-order bride and assumes that he's in with one of the nuns, whom she attacks. The nun frantically replies "No no, I'm married to the lord!" Another nun overheard her and angrily declares, "[[WomanScorned No,]] ''[[WomanScorned I'M]]'' [[WomanScorned married to the lord]]!!" Soon all the nuns are in a dogpile fighting over who their [[{{God}} husband]]'s mistress is.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* In RealLife, nuns are actually more chaste than most people.
* The word "nunnery" was once a slang term for a brothel, hence the trope name GetTheeToANunnery.
* 17th Century adventurer, swords-woman, and opera singer UsefulNotes/JulieDAubigny once [[BiTheWay took another young woman as a lover]], whose family put her away in a convent to keep her away from d'Aubigny and avoid a scandal. Not to be put off, d'Aubigny ''[[RefugeInAudacity joined the convent]]'' to regain access to her paramour. The two girls put a dead nun (who died from unrelated causes) in the girl's bed and ''torched the place'' to cover their escape.
* Quote from Creator/IsaacAsimov's ''Book of Facts'': "Venice in the eighteenth century ... Nuns wearing pearls and low-cut gowns fought among themselves for the honor of serving as mistress to a visiting papal nuncio."
* Behold the nuns of Sant'Ambrogio, who got into [[http://www.salon.com/2015/01/15/nuns_gone_bad_why_you_should_read_this_lurid_tale_of_a_lesbian_nun_sex_gang/ quite the lesbian sex scandal]] in 1859.