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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot, and whatever pattern they've established in their relationship is not likely to change after marrying. In fact, most modern couples will actually skip making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.

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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot, and whatever pattern they've established in their relationship is not likely to change after marrying. In fact, most modern [[note]]Hell, many married couples will actually even skip making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.
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* Referenced in the ''Literature/BrotherCadfael'' novel "The Sanctuary Sparrow"; when asked if she can account for her husband Daniel's movements at night, Margery Aurifaber replies that she can, adding "We are but lately married". Unfortunately for Daniel, there's a witness to prove she's lying.
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* In a ''Series/Doctor Who'' fanfic called "It's a question of virility", the 11th Doctor and Clara do this in Victorian Yorkshire, although they're only masquerading as a newlywed couple to get into Sweetville (it's set during the episode "The Crimson Horror"), as they determine that the owner of Sweetville is searching for couples who would make babies and keep her society going for more than one generation.

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* In a ''Series/Doctor Who'' ''Series/DoctorWho'' fanfic called "It's a question of virility", the 11th Doctor and Clara do this in Victorian Yorkshire, although they're only masquerading as a newlywed couple to get into Sweetville (it's set during the episode "The Crimson Horror"), as they determine that the owner of Sweetville is searching for couples who would make babies and keep her society going for more than one generation.
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But once the vows are exchanged, the gloves (and clothes) are off, and they proceed to make up for lost time. They spend days in the bedroom (and often [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces other places]]) and are frequently shown sneaking off for a quickie. Often lampshaded by other characters.

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But once the vows are exchanged, the gloves (and clothes) are off, off (along with everything else), and they proceed to make up for lost time. They spend days in the bedroom (and often [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces other places]]) and are frequently shown sneaking off for a quickie. Often lampshaded by other characters.
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* ''Literature/GrandmasterOfDemonicCultivationMoDaoZuShi'': Just after their marriage, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji has an active sex life to catch up after 20 years of pining, with the latter holds their promise to follow their [[MemeticMutation "Everyday is Everyday"]] motto. The extras even reveal they usually spend half the night making love in bed, trying out nearly all kinds of positions, and breaking bathtubs in the process.
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* ''Website/SCPFoundation'': [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-759 SCP-759]] is a magic sourdough starter. Whenever somebody makes a baked good with it, any emotions recently felt by those nearby are infused into the bread. One test of its capabilities consisted of leaving it under the bed of a newly married employee for one week (whether anyone asked for their permission is unspecified), resulting in a rare example of [[NoodleIncident "[DATA EXPUNGED]"]] being [[NothingIsFunnier funnier]] than going into detail instead of [[NothingIsScarier scarier]].

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* ''Website/SCPFoundation'': [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-759 SCP-759]] is a magic sourdough starter. Whenever somebody makes a baked good with it, any emotions recently felt by those nearby are infused into the bread.bread and are felt by anyone who eats the resulting product. One test of its capabilities consisted of leaving it under the bed of a newly married employee for one week (whether anyone asked for their permission is unspecified), resulting in a rare example of [[NoodleIncident "[DATA EXPUNGED]"]] being [[NothingIsFunnier funnier]] than going into detail instead of [[NothingIsScarier scarier]].
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* Tipper and Charles from ''Webcomic/NamirDeiter''. They went from "[[LetsWaitAWhile Waiting until they're married]] because of (an implied) fear of physical intimacy" to "Sneaking off for a quickie at every opportunity" in the space of their wedding night.

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* Tipper and Charles from ''Webcomic/NamirDeiter''. They went from "[[LetsWaitAWhile Waiting until they're married]] because (because of (an implied) an implied fear of physical intimacy" intimacy on Tipper's part)" to "Sneaking off for a quickie at every opportunity" in the space of their wedding night.
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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works, when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot, and whatever pattern they've established in their relationship is not likely to change after marrying. In fact, most modern couples will actually skip making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.

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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works, works when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot, and whatever pattern they've established in their relationship is not likely to change after marrying. In fact, most modern couples will actually skip making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.



%%* In ''Manga/RedRiver1995'', Kail has kept himself from sleeping with Yuri because he knew that [[StarCrossedLovers their romance would never have a happy ending]], since she was planning on returning to her own time when Spring rolled around. But when Yuri decided [[IChooseToStay to remain in ancient Turkey]], the two end up sleeping with each other, and don't leave the bedroom for at least four days. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Ilbani, when Kail eventually leaves the bedroom.

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%%* In ''Manga/RedRiver1995'', Kail has kept himself from sleeping with Yuri because he knew that [[StarCrossedLovers their romance would never have a happy ending]], ending]] since she was planning on returning to her own time when Spring rolled around. But when Yuri decided [[IChooseToStay to remain in ancient Turkey]], the two end up sleeping with each other, other and don't leave the bedroom for at least four days. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Ilbani, when Kail eventually leaves the bedroom.



* While it's not mentioned whether Kaoru and Hajime sex before their wedding in ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying'', they get it on with quite a few times afterwards[[spoiler:, which results in Kaoru getting pregnant]].
* ''Manga/FutariEcchi'' features the Kubotas, a young couple recently moving in the building where Makoto and Yura are living. They're really insatiable, barely able to spend time away from each other, once starting to get it on [[ElevatorGoingDown right in the elevator]] -- with their neighbor Makoto riding with them, to his acute embarrassment!
* In ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'', after surviving an assassination attempt and then getting married in-game to share inventory space, Kirito and Asuna have TheirFirstTime together in the now-deleted Chapter 16.5 with [[IKEAErotica explicit detail]]. The ''Sugary Days'' sidestories continue to cover select events from their honeymoon over the next few days: in 16.6, as the two of them are fantasizing about having a big marriage ceremony after clearing Floor 100, they are both struck with a sense of melancholy when they remember all the players who have died, and move to make love again [[GladToBeAliveSex just to take in the fact the other is really there.]] In 16.8, the two of them are bathing across one another in their log cabin's tub, and as Kirito stretches his legs out to get more comfortable, he ends up accidentally [[IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn poking and prodding at a sensitive part of her]], and it isn't long before they're all over each other again.

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* While it's not mentioned whether Kaoru and Hajime have sex before their wedding in ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying'', they get it on with quite a few times afterwards[[spoiler:, which results in Kaoru getting pregnant]].
* ''Manga/FutariEcchi'' features the Kubotas, a young couple recently moving in into the building where Makoto and Yura are living. They're really insatiable, barely able to spend time away from each other, once starting to get it on [[ElevatorGoingDown right in the elevator]] -- with their neighbor Makoto riding with them, to his acute embarrassment!
* In ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'', after surviving an assassination attempt and then getting married in-game to share inventory space, Kirito and Asuna have TheirFirstTime together in the now-deleted Chapter 16.5 with [[IKEAErotica explicit detail]]. The ''Sugary Days'' sidestories continue to cover select events from their honeymoon over the next few days: in 16.6, as the two of them are fantasizing about having a big marriage ceremony after clearing Floor 100, they are both struck with a sense of melancholy when they remember all the players who have died, died and move to make love again [[GladToBeAliveSex just to take in the fact the other is really there.]] In 16.8, the two of them are bathing across one another in their log cabin's tub, and as Kirito stretches his legs out to get more comfortable, he ends up accidentally [[IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn poking and prodding at a sensitive part of her]], and it isn't long before they're all over each other again.



* Subverted in Rumiko Takahashi's "Wedded Bliss," from her ''Rumic World'' collection of short works, in which the newlywed couple are eager to be together so they can fight (which takes the form of yelling and throwing things at each other), and thus defuse the tension on their lives. It's played in much the same way, insofar as the neighbors' reaction to it and their own embarrassment at being discovered, as if they were in fact loudly getting it on.

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* Subverted in Rumiko Takahashi's "Wedded Bliss," Bliss" from her ''Rumic World'' collection of short works, in which the newlywed couple are is eager to be together so they can fight (which takes the form of yelling and throwing things at each other), and thus defuse the tension on their lives. It's played in much the same way, insofar as the neighbors' reaction to it and their own embarrassment at being discovered, as if they were in fact loudly getting it on.



* Discussed and averted in a Creator/BenElton routine about wedding receptions. Elton's point is that the tradition no one can leave before the happy couple made sense in the days when this trope could be assumed to be in effect; of course they'd be the first ones to leave. Nowadays, receptions last forever, because the bride would much rather be at the center of a big party than on the honeymoon. "They probably ''stopped'' sleeping together months ago!"

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* Discussed and averted in a Creator/BenElton routine about wedding receptions. Elton's point is that the tradition of no one can leave before the happy couple made sense in the days when this trope could be assumed to be in effect; of course they'd be the first ones to leave. Nowadays, receptions last forever, because the bride would much rather be at the center of a big party than on the honeymoon. "They probably ''stopped'' sleeping together months ago!"



* ''Film/FourWeddingsAndAFuneral'': Bernard and Lydia can't get enough of one another from the moment they get romantically involved, and become particularly enthusiastic once they've exchanged vows. Bernard confesses that married life is leaving him "exhausted, actually".

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* ''Film/FourWeddingsAndAFuneral'': Bernard and Lydia can't get enough of one another from the moment they get romantically involved, involved and become particularly enthusiastic once they've exchanged vows. Bernard confesses that married life is leaving him "exhausted, actually".



* Played for tragedy in ''Film/{{Munich}}'' when the Israeli hit team is sent to kill a target in a hotel; one of them inadvertently gets into a conversation with the mark who jokes about the insatiable newlyweds in the next room over who never go out because they're always having sex. The newlyweds are therefore nearby when the bomb goes off; due to an error the charge is too powerful and ends up blinding the wife.

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* Played for tragedy in ''Film/{{Munich}}'' when the Israeli hit team is sent to kill a target in a hotel; one of them inadvertently gets into a conversation with the mark who jokes about the insatiable newlyweds in the next room over who never go out because they're always having sex. The newlyweds are therefore nearby when the bomb goes off; due to an error error, the charge is too powerful and ends up blinding the wife.



* In ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'', this is justified, as sex before marriage is frowned upon. When Jerin's sisters get married, they tell their parents in law that their husband looks so well because he's getting so much "exercise", "riding" ... while one of the wives has her hands all over his body. He's a very happy young man, and presumably not only because he's fond of horses.

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* In ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'', this is justified, as sex before marriage is frowned upon. When Jerin's sisters get married, they tell their parents in law parents-in-law that their husband looks so well because he's getting so much "exercise", "riding" ... while one of the wives has her hands all over his body. He's a very happy young man, and presumably not only because he's fond of horses.



* ''Film/TheGodfather'': In the original novel, Michael and his wife Appollonia's lovemaking is so intense that not only do they have sex every night, it's often not until dawn the next morning that they finally stop from exhaustion.
* Creator/PaullinaSimons's ''Literature/TheBronzeHorseman'': {{Justified|Trope}} because the protagonists are living in the 1940's Soviet Union -- thanks to a permanent housing shortage and the lack of privacy in a police state, they've nowhere to resolve their UnresolvedSexualTension until they get married (after finding a nicely isolated shack out in the woods). Also, the husband has to go back to the front line after his leave is up, so PreClimaxClimax is also involved.

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* ''Film/TheGodfather'': In the original novel, Michael and his wife Appollonia's Apollonia's lovemaking is so intense that not only do they have sex every night, it's often not until dawn the next morning that they finally stop from exhaustion.
* Creator/PaullinaSimons's ''Literature/TheBronzeHorseman'': {{Justified|Trope}} because the protagonists are living in the 1940's 1940s Soviet Union -- thanks to a permanent housing shortage and the lack of privacy in a police state, they've nowhere to resolve their UnresolvedSexualTension until they get married (after finding a nicely isolated shack out in the woods). Also, the husband has to go back to the front line after his leave is up, so PreClimaxClimax is also involved.



* ''Literature/TheMermaid'': After [[spoiler:Levi and Amelia]] are married, they go into their apartment and don't come out for three days.

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* ''Literature/TheMermaid'': After [[spoiler:Levi and Amelia]] are married, they go into enter their apartment and don't come out for three days.



* In the series ''Series/{{Wings}}'', [[OfficialCouple Joe and Helen]] had been off-and-on for a while. After finally tying the knot they spend all waking moments of their Honeymoon in their hotel room. It was most obvious when Joe was flat out turned on at seeing Helen in scuba gear and they made out.

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* In the series ''Series/{{Wings}}'', [[OfficialCouple Joe and Helen]] had been off-and-on for a while. After finally tying the knot they spend all waking moments of their Honeymoon in their hotel room. It was most obvious when Joe was flat out flat-out turned on at seeing Helen in scuba gear and they made out.



* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': In the episode where Shawn turns Feeny's house into a bed and breakfast, one of the guest couples is a pair of honeymooners. They spend all their time in the bedroom and are never seen until the stinger, when Feeny has to evict them himself. [[spoiler:To his surprise, [[DecemberDecemberRomance they're a very elderly couple]], giving him hope that there may still be time for romance in his life after all]].

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* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': In the episode where Shawn turns Feeny's house into a bed and breakfast, one of the guest couples is a pair of honeymooners. They spend all their time in the bedroom and are never seen until the stinger, stinger when Feeny has to evict them himself. [[spoiler:To his surprise, [[DecemberDecemberRomance they're a very elderly couple]], giving him hope that there may still be time for romance in his life after all]].



%%* The Bundy's neighbors in ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' start out this way, with a RunningGag that Al hates their visits because it makes his wife amorous.

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%%* The Bundy's Bundys' neighbors in ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' start out this way, with a RunningGag that Al hates their visits because it makes his wife amorous.
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* Played for tragedy in ''Film/{{Munich}}'' when the Israeli hit team is sent to kill a target in a hotel; one of them inadvertently gets into a conversation with the mark who jokes about the insatiable newlyweds in the next room over who never go out because they're always having sex. The newlyweds are therefore nearby when the bomb goes off; due to an error the charge is too powerful and ends up killing the husband and blinding the wife.

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* Played for tragedy in ''Film/{{Munich}}'' when the Israeli hit team is sent to kill a target in a hotel; one of them inadvertently gets into a conversation with the mark who jokes about the insatiable newlyweds in the next room over who never go out because they're always having sex. The newlyweds are therefore nearby when the bomb goes off; due to an error the charge is too powerful and ends up killing the husband and blinding the wife.

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* ''Literature/TheMermaid'': After [[spoiler:Levi and Amelia]] are married, they go into their apartment and don't come out for three days.



* ''{{Literature/Twilight}}'''s ''Breaking Dawn'': Emmett and Rosalie mention that they "broke a few houses" and that it "took them a decade" to stop.

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* ''{{Literature/Twilight}}'''s ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'''s ''Breaking Dawn'': Emmett and Rosalie mention that they "broke a few houses" and that it "took them a decade" to stop.
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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works, when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot[[note]]even those conservative enough to not be interested in casual sex will usually have established a sexual relationship with their future spouse before the wedding[[/note]]. In fact, many modern couples ''skip'' making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.

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You're much more likely to see this in older or historical works, when couples were far more likely to wait until marriage. Most modern-day couples, unless they come from a conservative cultural background, have an active sex life long before tying the knot[[note]]even those conservative enough to not be interested in casual sex will usually have knot, and whatever pattern they've established a sexual in their relationship with their future spouse before the wedding[[/note]]. is not likely to change after marrying. In fact, many most modern couples ''skip'' will actually skip making love on their wedding night because by that point they're both exhausted from the day's festivities.

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* ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11886910/1/Gankona-Unnachgiebig-Unità Gankona, Unnachgiebig, Unità]]'': [[{{Polyamory}} Germany, Italy, and Japan]] actually didn't do it until they got married after months of dating. Let's just say the [[ThePeepingTom Bad Touch Trio]] [[UnusualEuphemism announced the end of the waiting period]] while [[BlatantLies performing surveillance on the honeymoon ship]].
-->"The Axis Virgin Trio is no more!"



%%* Luffy and Nami are this in ''Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey'', much to the annoyance of the rest of the crew (except Robin).
* ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}'': Edward and Bella ''[[DestructoNookie break a hotel bed]]''.
* ''Fanfic/MyHostageNotYours'': After their wedding in the third story, Zim and Gaz simply can't get enough of each other. Until the actual plot picks up again, every chapter has them either having sex or complaining that they're too busy to have sex.


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* ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11886910/1/Gankona-Unnachgiebig-Unità Gankona, Unnachgiebig, Unità]]'': [[{{Polyamory}} Germany, Italy, and Japan]] actually didn't do it until they got married after months of dating. Let's just say the [[ThePeepingTom Bad Touch Trio]] [[UnusualEuphemism announced the end of the waiting period]] while [[BlatantLies performing surveillance on the honeymoon ship]].
-->"The Axis Virgin Trio is no more!"
* In ''Fanfic/GoldPoisons'', Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli are a variation of this, as they're ''insatiable newly-engaged''. Jin Guangyao finds this out the hard way. It actually has in-story consequences when Yanli gets pregnant, forcing them to move the wedding date up to hide that fact.


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* ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}'': Edward and Bella ''[[DestructoNookie break a hotel bed]]''.
* ''Fanfic/MyHostageNotYours'': After their wedding in the third story, Zim and Gaz simply can't get enough of each other. Until the actual plot picks up again, every chapter has them either having sex or complaining that they're too busy to have sex.
%%* Luffy and Nami are this in ''Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey'', much to the annoyance of the rest of the crew (except Robin).
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* In ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'', after surviving an assassination attempt and then getting married in-game to share inventory space, Kirito and Asuna have TheirFirstTime together in the now-deleted Chapter 16.5 with [[IKEAErotica explicit detail]]. The ''Sugary Days'' sidestories continue to cover select events from their honeymoon over the next few days: in 16.6, as the two of them are fantasizing about having a big marriage ceremony after clearing Floor 100, they are both struck with a sense of melancholy when they remember all the players who have died, and move to make love again [[GladToBeAliveSex just to take in the fact the other is really there.]] In 16.8, the two of them are bathing across one another in their log cabin's tub, and as Kirito stretches his legs out to get more comfortable, he ends up accidentally [[IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn poking and prodding at a sensitive part of her]], and it isn't long before they're all over each other again.
* The “Love-Love Game of Half-Life” board game from ''LightNovel/Gamers2015'' has several spots where the players who land on it get certain outcomes if their characters are married in-game (e.g. conceiving a child on the honeymoon, paying money after DestructoNookie busts the bed). [[TheNotLoveInterest Keita and Aguri]]’s characters end up getting married and they keep landing on these squares during their turns, resulting in them coming off as this trope within the context of the game’s narrative. [[StalkerWithACrush Keita’s girlfriend]] and [[CrazyJealousGuy Aguri’s boyfriend]] are decidedly not amused.

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* In ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'', ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'', after surviving an assassination attempt and then getting married in-game to share inventory space, Kirito and Asuna have TheirFirstTime together in the now-deleted Chapter 16.5 with [[IKEAErotica explicit detail]]. The ''Sugary Days'' sidestories continue to cover select events from their honeymoon over the next few days: in 16.6, as the two of them are fantasizing about having a big marriage ceremony after clearing Floor 100, they are both struck with a sense of melancholy when they remember all the players who have died, and move to make love again [[GladToBeAliveSex just to take in the fact the other is really there.]] In 16.8, the two of them are bathing across one another in their log cabin's tub, and as Kirito stretches his legs out to get more comfortable, he ends up accidentally [[IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn poking and prodding at a sensitive part of her]], and it isn't long before they're all over each other again.
* The “Love-Love Game of Half-Life” board game from ''LightNovel/Gamers2015'' ''Literature/Gamers2015'' has several spots where the players who land on it get certain outcomes if their characters are married in-game (e.g. conceiving a child on the honeymoon, paying money after DestructoNookie busts the bed). [[TheNotLoveInterest Keita and Aguri]]’s characters end up getting married and they keep landing on these squares during their turns, resulting in them coming off as this trope within the context of the game’s narrative. [[StalkerWithACrush Keita’s girlfriend]] and [[CrazyJealousGuy Aguri’s boyfriend]] are decidedly not amused.
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* In a Doctor Who fanfic called "It's a question of virility", the 11th Doctor and Clara do this in Victorian Yorkshire, although they're only masquerading as a newlywed couple to get into Sweetville (It's set during the episode "The Crimson Horror".), as they determine that the owner of Sweetville is searching for couples who would make babies and keep her society going for more than one generation.

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* In a Doctor Who ''Series/Doctor Who'' fanfic called "It's a question of virility", the 11th Doctor and Clara do this in Victorian Yorkshire, although they're only masquerading as a newlywed couple to get into Sweetville (It's (it's set during the episode "The Crimson Horror".), Horror"), as they determine that the owner of Sweetville is searching for couples who would make babies and keep her society going for more than one generation.



%%* The Gary Shandling vehicle ''What Planet Are You From?''
%%* A religious couple in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'' are DRIPPING with this trope. Well, the wife is raring to go but the husband is uncomfortable since he doesn't know what to do. After a lesson with Aldous, though, the new couple definitely fulfill this trope.

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%%* The Gary Garry Shandling vehicle ''What Planet Are You From?''
%%* * A religious couple in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'' are DRIPPING with this trope. Well, the wife is raring to go go, but the husband is uncomfortable since he doesn't know what to do. After a lesson with Aldous, though, the new couple definitely fulfill this trope.



* Say what people will about the Puritans in New England, they were no prudes: one of them even composed (and performed) a love song for his wedding day in which he sang oh-so-subtly about how desperately he wished the wedding were ''over'' already so [[IntercourseWithYou he could "come in" to his bride]].

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* Say what people you will about the Puritans in New England, but they were no prudes: one of them even composed (and performed) a love song for his wedding day day, in which he sang oh-so-subtly about how desperately he wished the wedding were ''over'' already so [[IntercourseWithYou he could "come in" to his bride]].
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* {{Invoked|Trope}} and PlayedForLaughs in ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'': George and Ophilia [[https://www.kevinandkell.com/2023/kk0224.html literally dash off]] immediately after being declared married. {{Lampshaded}} by Fiona:
--> "...And the cliche about racing off to the honeymoon? Check."

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* {{Invoked|Trope}} and PlayedForLaughs in ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'': George and Ophilia [[https://www.kevinandkell.com/2023/kk0224.html literally dash off]] immediately after being declared married. {{Lampshaded}} by Fiona:
--> "...And the cliche about racing off to the honeymoon? honeymoon? Check."

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