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->'''Groucho:''' Two beers, bartender!\\
'''Chico:''' I'll take two beers too.
-->-- ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera''

A stock joke playing on the AmbiguousSyntax that results when two people are present and one places the food order. Runs in two types:

# Bob places an order that is enough for himself and Alice, causing Alice to chime in that she'll have the same. (greed on Alice's side).
# Bob places an order that is enough for himself and Alice and then turns to her and asks "Do you want anything?" (greed on Bob's side)

While mainly just a quick gag, this trope also gets the point across that Alice or Bob is a BigEater, or that one of them just wants to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows in alcohol]] that much faster.

In some contexts, the speaker might lack familiarity with the restaurant's cuisine and thus not be aware that their friend ordered enough for both: "Oh, I guess I'll have a 'larjj-peetsa' too."

Compare CutASliceTakeTheRest.



* The famous Twix commercial tagline:
--> Two for me. None for you.
* There was a Denny's commercial featuring [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit and Ms. Piggy.]]
-->'''Ms. Piggy:''' Let's have three [breakfasts]. ''[{{beat}}]'' Anything for you, Kermie?
-->'''Kermit:''' We're [[GonnaNeedMoreX going to need a bigger booth]].
* In one commercial for Trident gum that takes place at a movie theater, a guy sits down next to his girlfriend with a ''huge'' bag of popcorn. "Where's mine?" she asks.

[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''LightNovel/{{Slayers}}'':
** Lina Inverse is a BigEater, and does this sometimes with food.
** Gourry Gabriev as well.
* In ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation'' (and possibly in the game), Chie orders two ''nikudon'' (bowls of rice with beef and veggies) while on stakeout with Yousuke to test his claim that he store will deliver anywhere. When Yousuke protests he doesn't want one, Chie says they're both for her. The delivery [[UnstoppableMailman arrives while they're on the run]] from their target ''without Chie ever saying where she was.''

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'':
** "Two ''[[UpToEleven boars]]'' for me, too" from [[BigEater Obelix]].
** In ''Recap/AsterixAndCleopatra'', Obelix is asked to cut slices from a cake for three people. He apparently cut two slices, and when Asterix reminds him three slices are needed he eats all rest of the cake himself.
* A ''ComicBook/MiniMarvels'' strip, where the Comicbook/IncredibleHulk is taking Betty on a date.
-->'''Hulk:''' Two hot fudge sundaes, please.\\
'''Betty:''' Hulk, you're so sweet. How did you know my favorite?\\
'''Hulk:''' ... One hot fudge sundae for Betty, also.
* '70s Stoner comic ''ComicBook/TheFabulousFurryFreakBrothers'' (no, not [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom that kind of furry]]) has the titular trio rushing into a burger joint, one calling for three burgers, the other two each following up "that sounds great! three for me too!"
* The German ''ComicBook/{{Werner}}'' series, which features massive drinking, has plenty of these:
-->'''Werner:''' This calls for a drink!\\
'''Andi:''' What, just one?\\
'''Werner:''' Allright, two! ''[to waiter]'' Four beers, please!\\
'''Andi:''' Me too!
::This happens after they each already had a couple of "two beers" a few minutes ago. Eventually, Werner and Andi will have eight empty beer bottles and eight empty shot glasses on their table.
** Taken [[UpToEleven Up to Seven]] in the film ''Gekotzt wird später'' with Werner, Andi, Eckat and the two-man crews of two crashed trucks previously loaded with dice: Andi orders seven beers. Everyone else orders seven beers for themselves, too. Yes, that's a single order of 49 beers.
* Happens several times in ''ComicBook/DorkTower'', usually after Matt has suffered yet another indignity with his gaming group or his personal life. One trip to a Ren Fair had him depressing a nearby bard into the same funk.
-->'''Bard:''' Good idea, three meads for me too.
* In ''ComicBook/BirdsOfPrey'', Lady Blackhawk and Dove are in a bar:
-->'''Lady Blackhawk:''' ''[signaling the bartender]'' Two shots, straight.\\
'''Dove:''' I don't drink alcohol. \\
'''Lady Blackhawk:''' Never said you did.
* The Dutch cartoon ''[=DeAlsJeMaarBekendBand=]'' has the following (translated) exchange when Sourdine, owner of the local music shop, is driven to near insanity by the members of the eponymous band showing up for work (very late) but demanding that they MustHaveCaffeine first. He caves in and fetches coffee for them from the coffee corner next door:
-->'''Barista:''' What's wrong, Sourdine? You look like you've seen a ghost!\\
'''Sourdine:''' ''[jittery]'' FAR WORSE! I'll have three coffees too!
* This happens in ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} vs ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'' #0. It's {{justified|Trope}}, as Deadpool needs the calories to burn to make it easier to use his HealingFactor faster.
-->'''Deadpool:''' Four hot dogs, please.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' Oh, no thanks, I'm not hungry.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Fine. Four hot dogs, please, and none for my friend.
* LittleLotta, whose scout troop has just finished a long hike and arrived at a diner. Lotta orders about a dozen meals worth of food, and then, of course, says "...and see what the rest of the girls will have."

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Used as the punchline a few times in ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey''. Sergeant Snorkel is just the type to order double portions of either food or beer, as is his DistaffCounterpart Sgt. Lugg. Once when they go eating out together they ask for a table for four to have room for all the food. ("What other two people?") Another variant is when Snorkel is out with his dog and orders a long list of stuff to eat and drink, and then goes on, "And for ''me''..." The basic variant also gets used a couple of times. They even manage to invert it, with cinema chairs, once:
-->'''Sgt Snorkel:''' I'd like two seats.\\
'''Beetle:''' I just need one.
* ''ComicStrip/PiranhaClub'' (formerly known as ''Ernie'') has a Sunday strip showing the local football team invading a bar where Ernie and Sid are drinking. It goes something like this:
-->'''Cannibal #1:''' Give me eleven pitchers before I snap your neck!\\
'''Cannibal #2:''' I want eleven pitchers too!\\
'''Cannibal #3:''' He said he was a halfback so I ripped his arm off and said "I'll take this half!"\\
'''Ernie:''' So, do you come here to party after the game often?\\
'''Cannibal #4:''' It's only halftime!\\
'''Sid:''' Careful, Ernie. It's the Bayonne Cannibals, the world's most dangerous football team.\\
'''Cannibal #5:''' We're not the team, we're the cheerleaders!
* One Sunday strip in ''ComicStrip/{{Foxtrot}}'' opens with Peter and Denise at a [=McDonalds=]-like restraunt. Peter orders "two burgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes", Denise objects, saying she wanted a vanilla shake, and [[BigEater Peter]] says he hasn't started ordering for her yet.
* Played with in the ''Cathy'' comic strip (and it's also the title of one of her collected books). Cathy and a friend are ordering dessert and they each want pie. They order one pie and two forks, but Cathy's friend has to leave. Cathy then amends the order to [[BigEater two pies, one fork]].


[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In the fanfic ''Fanfic/DisneyHigh'', [[{{Disney/Hercules}} Meg]] and [[{{Disney/Tarzan}} Jane]] order drinks in a bar. Meg asks for two shots of tequila and Jane starts to protest that she doesn't even like tequila... only to cut herself off when Meg downs both shots right away.
* The ''Series/{{House}}'' fanfic "I Am Not The Walrus" has one of these when House orders two shots of whiskey and a beer in response to another character ordering a beer. The other character says, 'How'd you know I was in the mood for a whiskey?" and House replies, "Oh, do you want one, too?"

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* In TheMovie ''Gekotzt wird später'', ''ComicBook/{{Werner}}'' takes this [[UpToEleven Up To Seven]]:
-->'''Andi:''' Seven beers, please.\\
'''Truck drivers:''' Seven for me, too!

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/AnotherThinMan'', Nick and Nora are at a night club. Nick asks the waiter for a bourbon, then looks at his wife and says "uh, two bourbons." Nora says "The same."
* The ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera'' quote above might be the UrExample.
* ...unless it's the Creator/LaurelAndHardy movie ''The Fixer Uppers'', which came out in the same year and has an almost identical exchange.
* ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'' does a version of the joke involving a pizza -- unusually, it's used to mark Kirk as a FishOutOfTemporalWater in the 20th century rather than as a glutton. Thanks to Kirk's vague phrasing ("The same."), the request was apparently interpreted by the other characters to refer to the drink only.
** The novelization actually uses this trope (with "Make that two." "Big eater.", and Jillian points out he meant two beers.
* Shows up in ''Film/ZackAndMiriMakeAPorno'' at their high school reunion.
* In the first ''Film/CharliesAngels'' movie, Dylan orders three burgers, three fries, three shakes, and three apple pies. She turns to the others and asks them what'll they have.
* Occurred in ''Film/CrocodileDundee'', when in a high class restaurant and the yuppie couple he's with order "two vodka martinis", he replies "Yeah, I'll have two o' those, and a beer, thanks!"
* There's an interesting variant of this in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd'': Cutler Beckett pours out two glasses of drink, intending for him and Jack to each have one. Jack goes ahead and drinks them both.
* From ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'':
-->'''Scott:''' Two gin and tonics, please. \\
'''Ramona:''' You drink? \\
'''Scott:''' Only on special occasions. Why, did you want one?
* From ''Film/FortApache'': The four sergeants approach the bar:
-->'''Sgt. Beaufort:''' Four beers, please.\\
'''Sgt. Mulcahy:''' And I'll have the same. With a whiskey chaser.
* Steve Martin's character does this is in ''Film/DirtyRottenScoundrels''.
* From ''Film/BulletsOverBroadway'':
-->'''Helen:''' Two martinis, please, very dry. \\
'''David:''' How'd you know what I drank? \\
'''Helen:''' Oh, you want one too? Three.
* From ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'', Dr. Erskine proposing a toast to Rogers the night before his [[SuperHeroOrigin procedure]]. However, he remembers that Rogers can't have any fluids, so he snatches Rogers' glass away and drinks it down for himself.
-->'''Erskine:''' No, no. Wait, wait. What I am doing? No, you have procedure tomorrow. No fluids.\\
'''Steve:''' All right. We'll drink it after.\\
'''Erskine:''' No, ''I'' do not have procedure tomorrow. Drink it after? I drink it now.
* The Portuguese movie ''Filme da Treta''[[note]]Literally ''Crappy Movie''.[[/note]], a slight variation occurs. When they happen upon a steak stand, Zezé asks for a steak, leading his friend, Toní, to ask if he's gonnaorder anything for him. [[VitriolicBestBuddies After much bickering]], Zezé apparently concedes and asks for two steaks. However, when Toní asks for his to come with [[IntentionalEngrishForFunny Barbecú]] sauce, Zezé asks ''"Why? Did you order?"'', to which Toní answers ''"You did!"'', leading to [[HereWeGoAgain even more bickering]].

* In a biography of Creator/HunterSThompson called ''Gonzo'', a person recalls an occurrence with Thompson, himself, and a third person at a restaurant where the waiter came by and asked for their DrinkOrder. Thompson spoke up and said "Four beers and four margaritas." The waiter, confused, pointed out there were only three of them. Thompson then said "I don't care if there's thirty three of us, I want four beers and four margaritas."
* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' has Zaphod pouring two Pan Galactic {{Gargle Blaster}}s, drinking one, sending another one down to check on it, sending a third drink to check on the status of the second drink, sending a fourth drink [[MultipleHeadCase down the other head]] so they could "meet at the pass and team up", then a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
** In ''Discworld/MovingPictures'', when the wizards are buying concessions at the Odium. About eight of them are seeing a movie; two go to the stalls
--->'''Dean''': 'Now, that's six Patrician-sized tubs of banged grains with extra butter, eight sausages in a bun, a jumbo cup of fizzy drink, and a bag of chocolate-covered raisins.
--->'''Chair''': Right. Er, do you think we should get something for the others?
** And not to forget ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'':
--->'''Fred Colon:''' Two more pints, Tom. ...Make that two for Nobby too.
** ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'' has the ''crowning moment'' of this trope:
--->'''Ridcully:''' Could you fetch the cheeseboards one to five, please? And, um, some of that cold roast beef, some ham, a few biscuits, and, of course, the pickle carts. Anyone want to add anything?
** One of Twoflower's wittier moments is when Rincewind remarks that, after the pair's latest brush with death, he'd like to go for a couple of drinks. Twoflower turns it into this trope by saying ''he'd'' like a couple of drinks, too.
** In ''Discworld/TheTruth,'' CMOT Dibbler attempts to invoke this, financially, when negotiating with William and Saccharissa. However, the dwarf Gunilla Goodmountain puts a stop to that.
--->'''Dibbler:''' As in two for you two, and two for me too?\\
'''Goodmountain:''' ''[putting a hand on his shoulder]'' ''We'll'' discuss it, shall we?

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' episode "The Bakersfield Expedition", the foursome walk several hours in the desert when their car is stolen. Once they find a diner, Sheldon says, "Four glasses of water please." He then turns to ask if the others want any.
* ''Series/TheComicStripPresents'' episode "A Fistful of Travellers Cheques" does it with steaks. One of the cowboy wannabes orders two steaks and his friend immediately also orders two steaks in an attempt to out-macho him. This escalates until they are ordering ten steaks apiece.
* ''Series/TheTenthKingdom'' uses the "...and my wife will have..." variant.
* ''Series/StargateSG1'': The team is using alien technology that enhances their abilities and their appetites. Jack orders three steaks. As the waiter turns to leave, Daniel also orders three steaks, and then Sam orders three steaks. AndADietCoke.
-->'''Sam:''' What? I like the taste.
* In ''Series/{{Coupling}}'', Jane visits Jeff at his home and tells him that she's ordered a pizza. Jeff replies that he loves pizza. Jane says "Oh, sorry, would you have wanted one as well?".
* On ''Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow'', Lou orders two drinks then asks Mary if she would like anything.
* A slight variation on ''Series/CornerGas'':
-->'''Brent:''' Two chili-cheese dogs.\\
'''Tourist:''' Oh, nothing for me, thanks.\\
'''Brent:''' OK. Two chili-cheese dogs.
* Inverted in ''Series/ThreesCompany'': Mr. Roper orders two beers, then his wife orders a white wine. Mr. Roper's expression shows that one of the beers was for Mrs. Roper.
* In ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
** Dr. Cox has just reunited with his pregnant ex-wife and poured two glasses of scotch. She mentions that she's pregnant, and he says, "Yeah, they're both for me."
** Another episode has Dr. Kelso order two large drinks in a tropical bar. JD thinks, incorrectly, that he's going to be given one of them. "Can I at least have the fruit?" "Go away."
* A fairly common gag in ''Series/ThirtyRock'':
** BigEater Liz Lemon, while at a corporate retreat, announces to Jack that breakfast is complementary while carrying two plates piled with food. They're both for her.
** Pete orders a large pack of donuts, and specifies that he's taking them home to his family. Then Liz makes the same order. To eat there. Alone.
** Kenneth comes to Pete asking for advice about love. As he cheerfully recounts the story of his AwfulWeddedLife, Pete fetches two tumblers, fills them with whisky... and sits there drinking them both himself.
** Liz, pretending to be pregnant, is asked if she wants any food now that she's "eating for two", and her ears prick up.
--->'''Liz:''' Well, two egg sandwiches... times two, would be four.
* In an episode of ''Series/That70sShow'', Red loses his job and goes drinking with some of his ex-coworkers. He gets too drunk and eventually Kitty has to come to the bar to pick him up. When she arrives:
-->'''Kitty:''' Bartender, could I have two coffees please?\\
'''Red:''' Iíll have two more beers!\\
'''Kitty:''' Red...\\
'''Red:''' Okay okay, I'll just have the one beer!
* On ''Series/SpinCity'', Nikki is offering information in exchange for a drink. The other orders two appletinis, and Nikki orders "the same".
* Happens in the TV series of ''Series/BlueThunder'' with one of the cops ordering a huge fast food order while the waitress looks incredulous. As she goes to fill it his partner goes: "And miss, I'll have the same."
* One scene of ''Series/FamilyMatters'' had the Winslow family hanging out at a bowling alley or somesuch, when Carl walks up with a tray full of food from the concessions. Several reach for the food and he responds with something like, "Oh, were any of you hungry?"
* In an episode of ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow,'' the gang is poisoned with a drug that makes them vomit when they consume alcohol. Lewis and Oswald begin bonding with two recovering alcoholic women over the fact that they can't drink. Later, the guys try to explain what happened to them, by drinking a sip of beer, only to realize that the drug has worn off.
-->'''Lewis:''' Waitress! Four beers!\\
'''Woman #1:''' Wait, we can't drink! We're recovering alcoholics!\\
'''Lewis:''' Oh, sorry. Eight beers!
* An episode of the New Zealand show ''Series/GoGirls'' involves four of the characters finding out their business is being sold and they will soon be out of a job. Naturally they go to a bar and the main character asks for four shot glasses and a bottle; he then asks the other three if they want anything.
* In an episode of ''Series/GilmoreGirls'' Digger tells Lorelai that he has the world's largest bottle of vodka back at his place after a brutal night with her parents. She then asks what he'll drink. He replies, "Gin."
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}'':
-->'''Norm:''' Gimme a pitcher. What'll you have, George?
* Appears as a sight gag in ''Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' television show. Zaphod prepares two drinks, and Ford reaches for one of them, assuming it's for him, but it's snatched from his grasp as Zaphod drains them both with his [[BizarreAlienBiology two heads.]]
* On ''Series/{{Community}}'', Pierce to Troy, with two cans of BrandX Cola. Pierce sits down next to Troy, paces the colas on the table, and Troy motions to take one:
-->'''Pierce:''' No, these are both for me.
** Averted a moment later when Troy responds positively to Pierce's advice, and Pierce slides one of the drinks to Troy.
* A variation in the ''Series/YoungBlades'' episode "Da Vinci's Notebook":
-->'''Ramon:''' D'Artagnan met these sisters. They're triplets. It's gonna be a wild night.\\
'''D'Artagnan:''' And if you two find ladies of your own, you're welcome to join us.
* From an episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'':
-->'''Hot Lips:''' Two beers.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' I'm having Scotch.\\
'''Hot Lips:''' They're both for me.
* Inverted in a sketch on one of Creator/AbbottAndCostello's TV specials:
-->'''Abbott:''' Go ahead, just order something small.\\
'''Costello:''' I'll have a small steak.
* An episode of ''Series/ElChavoDelOcho'' has Chavo and Chilindrina eating at Doña Florinda's restaurant. Chilindrina orders 2 entire meals and Chavo tries to order the same, when Chilindrina tells him that was for both of them [[BigEater El Chavo whines that it's too little]]. Then Doña Florinda goes to take Mr. Barriga's order, who is secretly paying for the kid's food, and Mr. Barriga tells her he will be having the same as the kids, but that he ''will'' take double ration.
* An early episode of ''Series/MidsomerMurders'' had Joyce in a bar with friend who ordered two large whiskies and soda, then asked Joyce if she wanted anything.
* Happens in ''Series/TheDukesOfHazzard'', in the episode "Ghost of General Lee":
-->'''Enos:''' A double order of catfish, hush puppies, pickles and onions, large order of fries, and extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?\\
'''Roscoe:''' Yeah, and get something for yourself, Enos.
* On ''Series/TheWildWildWest'', Jim and Artie are nonplussed to have just met a stunning young woman who looks familiar and learn that she is the daughter of a woman they've known for years:
-->'''Artie:''' ''[to the girl]'' I have ''ties'' older than you!\\
'''Jim:''' ''[to the bartender]'' Two whiskeys.\\
'''Artie:''' Same for me.
* On ''Series/HowIMetYourMother,'' Marshall ordered 100 shots of tequila. Barney says he'll have the same.
* On an episode of ''Series/{{ER}}'', having spent the entire day combing Chicago searching for a patient's missing father, Carter and Lucy approach a fast-food place. Carter orders two cheeseburgers and two orders of fries. When Lucy thanks him, Carter tells her that was ''his'' order, then asks what she wants. This isn't because he's a BigEater, however, it's because he hasn't eaten anything all day, thanks to the abovementioned search.
* ''Series/HellsKitchen'': One episode featured a pair of sumo wrestlers each ordering one of everything. Cue DoubleTake from Chef Ramsey when the ticket comes in.
* Happens on an episode of ''Series/GimmeABreak''. Sam got dumped by her boyfriend and Nell takes her out for coffee to try and cheer her up. She orders two coffees (intending one for Sam) then Sam orders a glass of milk. She tries again with the food order, with the same result.
* In the ''Series/{{Supergirl 2015}}'' episode [[Recap/Supergirl2015S1E6RedFaced "Red Faced"]], Kara's boss Cat takes her out for drinks and a pep talk. After Cat finishes her first martini, the bartender plunks down two more; while Kara tries to protest that she's not ready for another, Cat grabs them both.
* When Charlie on ''Series/{{TwoandAHalfMen}}'' meets his [[OldFriendNewGender Old (Girl)friend, New Gender]], he orders two shots. The friend says he doesn't drink, while Charlie's downing both of them.

[[folder: Music]]
* Allan Sherman's "Grow Mrs. Goldfarb" has the titular wife consuming the following (to the tune of "Glow Mr. Glowworm''):
-->You had for breakfast two pounds bacon,\\
Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake and\\
Then you had something really awful,\\
Four kippered herrings on a waffle.\\
Nine English muffins, one baked apple,\\
Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple,\\
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch,\\
Then you said "What's for lunch?"

* ''Radio/{{Lindeman}}'' gives the following example:
-->'''Soccer coach Bob Lindeman:''' I went down to the bar with my team and said, "Give me eleven bottles of the best whiskey you have!" Then I said, "Now lads, you may order."

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'' there is an early mission where you and your homies go to a drive-thru to get food. CJ, Sweet and Ryder all have normal orders, but Big Smoke...
-->'''CJ:''' Ey, I'll take a number 9, fat boy.\\
'''Ryder:''' Give me a number 9, just like him.\\
'''Sweet:''' Lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.\\
'''Big Smoke:''' I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip... ''(everyone else slowly starts turning to stare at him incredulously at this point)'' ...a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
** And then, when everyone else is busy trying to keep a rival gang from invading your neighborhood, Smoke eats ''all'' the food, even the stuff he didn't order. Of course, after [[spoiler:you know he's a turncoat working with the Ballas,]] that scene can look much different.
* A variant appears in the /silly command for male dwarves in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''.
-->'''Dwarf:''' Oh, I'm just a social drinker. Every time someone says, "I'll have a drink," I say, "So shall I!"

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/FriendlyHostility'': "Barkeep! Three beers! And whatever these guys are having."
* Lambert the hobbit in [[http://irregularwebcomic.net/961.html this]] ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' strip.
* A variation in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' strip [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0622.html "Don't hate the Player Character"]]. "Did you bring me a sandwich?" "Well, there are exactly two sandwiches here, aren't there? So no, I didn't bring you a sandwich. They're both for me."
* In ''Webcomic/OtherPeoplesBusiness'': "Don't pretend you thought one of those was for you."
* In an early ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'' Doc, Roger, and Swamp Fox are getting fast food; [[BearsAreBadNews Doc]] orders three burgers, four fries, two cokes and one shake, [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb049.html then asks the other two if they want anything]].

[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''Series/FlandersCompany'' season 4, when going to a bar, Alternate Armand commands a whisky, a bloody mary and a vodka apple. Then he asks what his colleagues want.
* A slight example in an episode of ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' happens when Edd, Tom, and Matt flee into a diner. The waitress asks if they'd like anything to drink; Edd looks around at his friends before ordering.
-->"One...two...yeah, better make that two gallons of coke."
** It's worth noting that cola is Edd's signature drink, and thus it's almost guaranteed the others wouldn't have gotten any.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* A variant occurs in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. Bender says "This calls for a drink!" and pulls out three beers, when there are three characters present. He then drinks all of them at once.
* Similarly, in ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''. Phil Ken Sebben pours two drinks. Birdman reaches to take his drink, but Phil just downs both without hesitation.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "Beauty School", Porky orders two of everything at Speedy's restuarant, causing Speedy to ask him if he's finally got a girl. Porky replies "No".
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'', when Milo and Helga Phugley are living together (sorta) Helga says that she'll make a delicious dinner for two, and if Milo's good, she'll cook something for him as well. She laughs it off as a joke, though considering her weight, Milo didn't figure it out.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Homer is walking up to Chief Wiggum after Wiggum exploding on him for "being a bad friend." Homer says "I brought a 30 piece chicken bucket", and Chief Wiggum responds "Did it occur to you that I might want some?".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SquirrelBoy'' episode "Ice Cream Anti-Social", Rodney orders two sludgies, and Andy says he'll have the same.
* ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'': Happens during Wally's 16th birthday in "Coldhearted":
-->'''Megan:''' I made two cakes.
-->'''Wally:''' Awesome! What'll you guys eat?
:: Since Megan knows that Wally has a hyper-accelerated metabolism, she probably should have anticipated this.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', one person orders two Krabby Patties (for use as "pattyskates"). Another person orders two Krabby Patties as well.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Slugterra}}'': Pronto in a cavern famous for its chocolate root beer floats in "A Distant Shore":
-->'''Pronto:''' Four extra-large floaters, please. Oh, and whatever my friends want.
* ''WesternAnimation/GrojBand'': In "Smash Up Turby" when Nick is buying a ticket to the carnival and Trina comes along with Mina and says "Make that three!". Nick misunderstands what she meant and buys three tickets for himself, saving the other two for later.
* Monetary variation: in the LooneyTunes film "Racketeer Rabbit," Rocky counts off his stolen money as he divides it between him and his accomplice Hugo (later duplicated in the Cool Cat cartoon "Three-Ring Wing Ding"):
-->'''Rocky:''' One for you (''lays down one for Hugo''), one for me (''lays down one for himself''). Two for you (''lays down one for Hugo''), one, two for me (''lays down two for himself''). Three for you (''lays down one for Hugo''), one, two, three for me (''lays down three for himself'').