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[[caption-width-right:325:Sometimes even leaving it to the professionals doesn't work.]]

-> ''"We repair what your husband fixed."''
-->-- Sign seen on a plumbing truck

A leaky faucet is not only [[DrippingDisturbance one of those annoying sounds that keeps you up at night]], it also wastes water. However, since most people don't consider that a big enough emergency to call a plumber they will try to fix it themselves. Of course, HilarityEnsues.

Common DIY Plumbing project hazards include:
* Not having the right tools for the job.
* Getting sprayed in the face because you forgot to turn off the main or didn't drain the pipes properly.
* Having a family member turn the water back on or send something disgusting through the pipes at an inopportune moment.
* Not keeping track of which part goes where so you end up short or over when you put the faucet back together.
* The family pet runs off with that one important piece and/or swallows it.
* Hitting your head on the pipes when someone startles you.
* Your precocious children learn new and interesting swear words.
* Getting the electrical system mixed in with the plumbing (but only if you're a character in a slapstick comedy.)
* Making the problem worse, so that by the time you finally give up and call the plumber, you end up paying way more than if you had relied on expert help to begin with.

Since this is TruthInTelevision, it's a staple of {{Sit Com}}s. A subtrope of DoomItYourself. Can result in a DIYDisaster.

[[RealityEnsues Can also result in extensive property damage and, in extreme cases, a trip to the ER. Or worse.]] DontTryThisAtHome.


[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* Being TheKlutz, this happens a lot to the title character of ''Franchise/ArchieComics''. What starts as an annoying leak will often end with a flooded basement.


[[folder: Film ]]

* Disney's ''Disney/TheRescuers''
* Film/TheThreeStooges, in ''[[Recap/TheThreeStoogesAPlumbingWeWillGo A Plumbing We Will Go]]'' pose as plumbers to escape the police and end up destroying the house, getting water in the electrical system, digging up the lawn, etc.
* ''Film/{{Brazil}}'' has the maliciously incompetent Dowser and Spoor and the competent freelance maverick Harry Tuttle.


[[folder: Literature ]]

* Creator/DaveBarry once wrote a newspaper column about one of these. After finding his roof was leaking, Dave attempted to find the source of the problem by tearing through just about every pipe in the house. Dave's wife suggested he check the roof, but Dave was insistent. After failing to find the problem, Dave calls a plumber, who naturally finds the problem on the roof (it was a bunch of leaves clogging a gutter). He even lampshades that he could have solved the leak in five minutes had he followed his wife's suggestion.
-->'''Dave:''' So far, my wife has shown great restraint, only said "I told you so" approximately 47 million times.
** An extensive chapter in one of his books deals with the water heater making a weird noise, and the misadventures of the hapless mechanically-impaired husband who goes off to the hardware store, only to find his wife has called a plumber.
--> And the pain you fell at that moment is something no woman could ever understand.
* Averted twice in ''[[Literature/AuntDimity Aunt Dimity and the Lost Prince]]'':
** Emma calls Lori to tell her the riding school is closed due to burst pipes in the stable yard. While Emma makes a jocular reference to the yard resembling an ice skating rink, her husband Derek's repair efforts are successful (since he rehabs buildings for a living), even uneventfully so.
** Bree Pym [[DoomItYourself foolishly repaints her bedroom during a cold snap]] and avoids opening the windows (and thereby bursting her pipes) by leaving the house closed up for several days. She does go back to check on the place and opens the windows for a short while in the daytime, but closes them again before nightfall.
* Newspaper columnist D. L. Stewart recounts, via his book ''Fathers Are People Too'', at least two incidents of this:
** An attempt to recover a comb that got stuck in the pipes (after realizing he's going to have to disconnect some of the pipes under the house to get it, he decides to call a plumber instead).
** An attempt to fix the dripping faucet in the backyard (at the insistence of his wife, who claims that if he doesn't, when the winter comes, the water will freeze in the pipes, rupturing them and flooding the house, most likely while they're off visiting relatives), ending the chapter as he debates his options: continue trying to fix it himself and most likely set the house on fire (the man at the hardware store is trying to convince him to buy a torch so he can cut the pipe and adjust it so the new faucet assembly he got will fit), call a plumber who will charge him just for coming over, ignore the problem and let his wife's prediction of the pipes rupturing and ruining the contents of the house come true, sell the house and buy one with faucets that don't leak, or turn off the water for the winter and take lots of showers at the [=YMCA=].


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* In the first season of ''Series/{{Heroes}}'', to help show that the people with powers were "ordinary people with extraordinary abilities" [[PsychicPowers Matt Parkman]] fixes a broken bathroom sink. Really. Though by the end of the first season [[ButtMonkey his character has become important to the main plot(s)]], many fans were not amused by this plot stop.
* ''Series/PerfectStrangers'' had a memorable episode, entitled "Pipe Dreams", where Jennifer asks Larry to let the plumber in while she and Mary Ann are away on a flight, so he can replace the showerhead. Larry agrees but then immediately calls to cancel the plumber - against Balki's advice - saying he will do it himself, in order to impress Jennifer. After what Balki describes as "twenty-three hours of backbreaking labour" Balki and Larry turn on the new showerhead to test it: the showerhead flies off as a jet stream of water shoots out, the taps at the sink fly off the basin with their own water jets, the toilet erupts like OldFaithful and opening the cabinet results in a flood from the pipes. This episode was regarded by the cast, crew and fans as one of the funniest of the entire series.
* A whole episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' was devoted to them trying to renovate their own bathroom. One result is the shower turning on when they turned the tap over the handbasin.
* In the first season of ''Series/TheLucyShow'' Lucy and Vivian's attempts to install a shower have them filling up the entire stall with water and nearly drowning.
** This wasn't a joke, Ms. Ball in truth nearly did drown, and it's to Vivian Vance's credit that not only did she rescue her fellow thespian while in character, but kept improvising lines until Lucy could get her breath back.
* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': The family has a routine that involves precautions like a 3-minute shower limit for whenever Uncle Phil goes on one of these sprees, but eventually this time, Vivian has to resort to the LysistrataGambit to get him to call the plumber.
* In one of the later seasons of ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' Corey and Topanga (now married) move into a tiny fleabag apartment with rusty pipes. This trope is averted as Corey is able to actually ''fix'' the pipes (even though he got [[HilarityEnsues hilariously]] wet and messy in the process.
* In the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "Flooded," Buffy tightens a pipe with a wrench to stop a leak ... (pause for a moment) ... and then all the other pipes burst, effectively flooding the basement.
* In the ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' episode "Seat of Power," Martin makes fun of Frasier and Niles' lack of practical skills, so in an attempt to prove him wrong they try to fix Frasier's toilet, with foreseeable results. Even more HilarityEnsues when they call in the plumbers, who turn out to be [[spoiler: the bullies who tormented them in grade school]].
* Averted in the HGTV series ''Holmes on Homes''. Mike only took on jobs that were screwed up by ''[[CrookedContractor paid contractors]]''.
* Another HGTV show, ''Series/DisasterDIY'', has contractor Bryan Baeumler come in to fix DIY projects gone wrong.
* Subverted on ''Series/That70sShow'' when Red and Eric try to fix the kitchen sink. Although they fail to fix the sink, they don't do any major damage and decide to just call a plumber to fix it.
* ''Series/EricsWorld'' had a clever subversion when Eric and C.J. had to deal with a leaky faucet. Rather than try to fix it themselves, C.J. suggests they call a plumber. When Eric protests that it's the middle of the night and they won't be able to get a plumber this late, C.J. uses his trusty "Plumber's Signal" (essentially a [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bat Signal]] with the image of a pipe wrench, rather than a bat) to call a plumber, who arrives less than ten seconds later.
* One episode of ''Series/FamilyMatters'' had Carl trying to install a second shower in the house. Before his wife finally convinced him to call a plumber, he had somehow gotten the bathroom set up so that you turn on the shower by turning off the sink (simply put, he placed the shower's faucet upstream from the tee that divided between sink and shower).
* ''Series/HannahMontana'': When Jackson learned how much plumbers usually charge for their work, he convinced his Dad to hire him for a smaller (but still big enough to convince Jackson) amount. Jackson's Dad was furious at the results and called a professional plumber. Surprisingly, the plumber concluded Jackson actually prevented something ''worse'' from happening and said Jackson could be a professional plumber.
* The ''Series/SteptoeAndSon'' episode "Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines" revolves around Harold bringing home and installing a full system of radiators and pipes so that he and his father Albert will have central heating. Albert tries to persuade Harold to have his work inspected, but Harold simply brushes this off as his father's usual lack of faith in his abilities. The resulting bizarre labyrinth of visible pipes shakes violently and sprays water everywhere when the boiler is lit for the first time, nearly pulling the house apart in the process.


[[folder: Music ]]

* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's Milli Vanilli parody "The Plumbing Song":
-->B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem\\
When you flush the john, then your shower goes on


[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
** Calvin has tried to fix the bathroom faucet on more than one occasion. It ended up flooding the house.
** On another occasion, Calvin's dad prepares to do some plumbing, reading a book that advises him to have both the appropriate tools ''and'' expletives ready.
* In ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', Jon has occasionally tried to fix a leaking faucet, with the expected results.
* In a ''ComicStrip/FootrotFlats'' strip, Wal is fixing the drain from the sink when Aunt Dolly pulls the plug out before he has the pipe reconnected. Seeing the Dog, Wal tells him he is just who he needs. He then blocks the pipe by stuffing the Dog's nose into it. The Dog admits he had been hoping his role would be something more like dashing to Aunt Dolly and desperately tugging on her apron strings.
* In a ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'', Roger refuses to call a plumber because it is not worth a $90 call-out fee just to have him change a washer. After flooding the bathroom, he declares that at least now it is a situation worth the call-out fee.


[[folder: Radio ]]

* ''Radio/TheStanFrebergShow'' did this in "How To Fix A Leaky Faucet."


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* In ''VideoGame/TheSims'' series, a Sim can try to fix their broken plumbing themselves instead of calling a repairman or telling the landlord, much like they can with appliances. Plumbing is safer. A broken computer or TV set can electrocute a Sim whose skill isn't high enough, whereas fixing a toilet or sink will only make a Sim dirty and angry (read: decrease their Comfort and Fun) and the thing is now likely to break again immediately after.


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* A running gag in ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' and its various SpiritualSuccessor series (such as ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'') is the constant losing battle one fights against that nagging, dripping faucet.
* Similarly, DonaldDuck has also fought his share of losing battles against the dreaded faucet.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'':
** The cartoon ''Plumbing is a Pipe'' has Popeye helping Olive fix her leaky plumbing when the plumber (Wimpy) takes too long to arrive. It goes as expected until Popeye eats his spinach and starts [[GoodOldFisticuffs punching]] the gushing pipes so hard that they seal themselves, then lifts the house off its foundation and tips it over to pour the water out a window. Shortly afterward, Wimpy finally arrives and all the pipes burst open again.
** In another ''Popeye'' cartoon, "Floor Flusher", Popeye and Bluto compete to fix Olive's plumbing but end up flooding her house.
** Yet another cartoon, "Popeye's Pipe Dream" has Popeye's plumbing failure flooding an entire city, fortunately it was all a dream.
* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Dumbbell Indemnity", where Homer tries to fix the water heater... by [[PercussiveMaintenance beating it with a wrench]] until it explodes.
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' do this to Johnny 2x4's kitchen sink in "Rent-A-Ed", after Ed breaks it while looking for some dish soap.
* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'':
** The entire premise of the episode "Pipe Dreams", in which Rocko and Heffer try everything they can think of to unclog a toilet. [[spoiler:It turns out there's a giant goldfish living in the septic tank.]]
** Also in "Dear John", where Rocko tries to fix the kitchen, and ends up making a bathroom instead because that's all the author of the manual knew how to do.
* Mr. Turtle from ''WesternAnimation/{{Franklin}}'' tends to run into this when he's confronting a plumbing problem (he's competent at repairs otherwise, though).
* Whenever ''WesternAnimation/PatAndMat'' try do do anything remotely water-related. Duct tape is an ''improvement'' on their usual technique.
* Implied in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Rupert}}'' episode "Rupert and the Temple Ruins". The episode begins with Mr. Trunk fixing a plumbing problem for Rupert Bear's family. It is strongly implied that the problem was the result of Mr. Bear attempting to fix the plumbing himself.