What it says on the tin - a character with some sort of disability and strong sarcastic tendencies. This can be portrayed in a variety of ways - maybe they use snark as a coping mechanism or way to vent, maybe their position as a social outsider has given them an irreverent view of the world, maybe the author is deliberately trying to avoid the InspirationallyDisadvantaged stereotype, or perhaps smartassitude is just endemic to the character's nature. Subtrope of DeadpanSnarker, usually overlaps with EmoTeen to some extent if the character fits that age group. Compare DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery.

If the character is physically disabled, they may also be a NonActionSnarker.

[[AC: Anime and Manga]]
* Prosthetic-limbed Edward Elric from ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' is an epic snarker. There's also SternTeacher Izumi Curtis, who's missing her uterus and parts of her digestive tract and frequently coughs up BloodFromTheMouth.
%%* [[EyepatchOfPower Hwa Ryun]] from ''TowerOfGod''.

[[AC: Comic Books]]
* Thea, in ''DykesToWatchOutFor'' (not as much a snarker as anal-retentive and unwilling to suffer fools gladly).

[[AC: Fanfic]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Brainbent}}'' turns [[{{Webcomic/Homestuck}} Dave Strider]] into one of these. Dave keeps his deadpan-snarky means of expressing himself ([[ElectiveMute when he's willing to talk to people]]), but since in this story Dave's a realistically-portrayed HeroicAlbino, he has very poor eyesight.
* [[Fanfic/AdoptionNightmare Brina]] in an Autistic girl who pretty much bad mouths everything DeadpanSnarker style when she is in a foul mood.

%%* Patches O'Houlihan in ''Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory''.
%%* Philippe in ''Film/{{Intouchables}}''.
%%* Rhonda in ''Film/PsychoBeachParty''.
* Roland in ''Film/{{Saved}}'' gets some of the best lines, and has no trouble whatsoever invoking his disability to make a joke or to lighten the mood.
%%* Eugene in ''Film/{{Gattaca}}''.
%%* Charles Xavier in the ''Film/XMen'' movies.
* Vanellope Von Schweetz in ''Disney/WreckItRalph''. Her glitching is treated like a disability in-universe, and she is definitely [[LittleMissSnarker snarky]].
* Lewis, the blind roommate played by Jeff Daniels in ''Film/TheLookout'', gets his share of snarking in. "Please tell me you're not waving your hand in front of my face."
* Both Art and Richard from ''The Music Within'' (cerebral palsy and near deaf respectively) qualify. In one notable scene a bigoted waitress threatens to call the police when they refuse to leave for making other diners "uncomfortable". Art tosses a quarter on the table, Richard leans back in a relaxed pose and translates "He says: call 'em"
* Mark O'Brien of ''Film/TheSessions'' manages some real zingers, some dependent on his condition due to polio. When all you can move consciously is your mouth...
* ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' reimagines ComicBook/{{Bane}} as a former prisoner of the Pit who sustained horrific injuries there and relies on a constant supply of painkiller inhaled through his iconic mask. This in no way impedes his ability to snark with the best of 'em.

* The amputee joke: You can't trust doctors -- you give them a foot, they take a leg.

%%* Jenny Wren in the Creator/CharlesDickens novel ''Our Mutual Friend'', who is also an early example of LittleMissSnarker.
* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'':
** Tyrion Lannister, the dwarf (no, not [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame that kind]]).
** Later we have to add [[spoiler: his brother]] to the list. Inverted in that he was a smartass a long time before he became disabled, but the snark gets a lot more bitter afterwards.
** Lord Varys (a [[EunuchsAreEvil eunuch]]) counts too.
* There's one of these in ''Literature/WorldWarZ''. Though you could say he deserves it considering he survived the zombie apocalypse ''in a wheelchair''.
%%* Philip Durant in ''[[Creator/AgathaChristie Ordeal By Innocence]]''.
%%* Agnes Thatcher in ''Is That You, Miss Blue?''
%%* Ed Fargo in ''Literature/{{Fearless}}''
* HandicappedBadass Caine after ''[[Literature/TheActsOfCaine Heroes Die]]''. "It's like having a pair of dead dogs strapped to my ass. Except that I can't eat them."
* Glokta in ''Literature/TheFirstLaw''. Being tortured for two years does give you a new perspective.
* The Rat in ''Literature/TheLostPrince'' by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Rides around on a wooden platform with wheels because his legs are deformed and useless, and leads a street gang with the power of snark.
%%* Doakes in ''Literature/{{Dexter}}'' (but not in the TV series).
%%* [[Literature/VorkosiganSaga Miles Vorkosigan]], though a great deal of his snarking is internal.
* Jayfeather of ''Literature/WarriorCats'': "Oh great. Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them!"
* Dean Priest from the ''Literature/EmilyOfNewMoon'' series. Years of namecalling made him develop a sharp tongue.
* [[spoiler:Thorgil]] from ''Literature/TheSeaOfTrolls'' was always a snarker, but became a Disabled Snarker after [[spoiler:she [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome punched Satan in the face]] and her hand became paralyzed]].
* Louis, the protagonist of ''How To Train Your Parents'' and ''My Parents are Out of Control'', is a self-proclaimed "Sit Down Comedian" because of his disabled legs.

[[AC: LiveActionTV]]
* Dr. Gregory House, of ''Series/{{House}}''. His injured leg gives him horrible pain nearly constantly, and it's sort of DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery. However, flashbacks suggests he was snarky and a jerk even when he was completely healthy, but it made him more bitter.
* Midshipman Archie Kennedy in the first and third ''Series/HoratioHornblower'' TV movies. He seems to have recovered from his seizure disorder by the fourth movie, but keeps up the snarky commentary tinged with slight self-depreciation. He is either deadpan or smirks and smiles. As a sample of his glorious snarks, here is his introducing Horatio to the ship and other midshipmen:
-->'''Archie:''' His majesty's ship of the line ''Justinian'', known elsewise among her intimates as the good ship ''Slough of Despond''.
* Maeby Funke pretends to be one of these in ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' to try to prove that an "Inner Beauty Pageant" is only really looking for girls with pretty faces.
* Elayne Boosler as Joy Buscaglia on ''Series/NightCourt'' is blind. At first people were forgiving of her assholery because of her disability, then found out she was like that before she became blind.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'':
** Pamela Barnes, the BlindSeer sarcastic chick, though she was already sarcastic before she became blind.
%%** Bobby in Season 5.
* Gaeta in ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'' showed a growing level of snark through the series, but he became particularly more sarcastic after losing his leg.
%%* Artie in ''Series/{{Glee}}''.
%%* Walt Jr. in ''Series/BreakingBad''
* In ''Series/{{Lost}}'', Ben is regularly a DeadpanSnarker and spends most of season 3 in a wheelchair. Of course, this being the island, the disabled part doesn't last long.
* Jimmy Brooks in ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration''. Viewers get to see him develop this trait over time as a coping mechanism.
* Jace Newfield of the [[DisneyChannel DCOM]] ''Going to the Mat.'' He even gets [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech called out]] on his constant wisecracking.
-->'''Mary Beth:''' People don't care that you're blind. They're turned off because they think you're a total snob.
%%* Billy Homer in ''Series/PressGang''. And then some.
* An episode of ''Series/PushingDaisies'' features a young boy with heart disease who communicates exclusively in snarks.
* Emmett, the so-called "Deaf James Dean" on ''Series/SwitchedAtBirth''
* Jake, the blind guy at the newsstand in ''{{Becker}}'', one of the few who can take [[DrJerk Dr. Becker's]] guff and dish it out as well.
* Finch, of ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', who has a limp and suffers from chronic back pain. Also doubles as a GentlemanSnarker.
%%* Richard Harrow of ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire'' has his moments; him being TheStoic helps.
* Mr. Wrench of ''Series/{{Fargo}}'', a deaf hitman who engages in some serious SnarkToSnarkCombat with his partner and interpreter.
* ''Series/AgentCarter'' is part of the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse, where snark isn't exactly thin on the ground, but Agent Daniel Sousa (who lost a leg in World War II and uses a crutch) gets more than his share of snappy lines.
* Speaking of the MCU, in the Netflix series ''Series/{{Daredevil}}'', the [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} title character]] is blind, but that doesn't stop him from making quips at the expense of his blindness.
* Dr. Harrison Wells from ''Series/TheFlash'' is usually the smartest guy in the room and uses his deadpan wit to go with it. That said, the cynicism stems from the fact that he's bound to a wheelchair due to his own carelessness. [[spoiler: Of course, that's what he wants people to think. In reality he's fine because he's actually the Reverse Flash from the future and has had everything (including the accident that caused his "paralysis") planned out.]]
* The pollster Joey Lucas provides this on occasion in '' Series/TheWestWing '' often having the snark to cut the legs out from under the likes of Josh Lyman and Sam Seaborne... All through her interpreter, Kenny

* Sergeant [=McGurk=] in ''Radio/RevoltingPeople'', who has less than half of his original body parts. He's written and played by Andy Hamilton and, like Satan from ''Radio/OldHarrysGame'' is therefore a particularly vicious and cynical snarker.

* ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG'' has Greybeard, who, despite missing a hand and being blind in one eye, remains one of Dino Attack Team's snarkiest members.

* Richard from ''Theatre/RichardIII'', portrayed as a hunchback, might be the UrExample. (The discovery of the skeleton of the real [[UsefulNotes/RichardIII Richard III]] in 2012 revealed that while he was not a hunchback as old stories had claimed, he ''did'' have a severe case of scoliosis.)
%%* Judy from ''The Mothership''. "This is just like James Bond. In a not really sort of way."

%%* Malik from ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI''.
* Joker from ''Franchise/MassEffect''. He's got a disease that causes his bones to be ''extremely'' brittle.
--> '''Joker:''' What am I going to do, break a rib at them?
* ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' has [[spoiler: GLaDOS when she becomes temporarily trapped in a potato.]]
* Kenshi from ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' is blind due to an unfortunate incident involving Shang Tsung, a mystic well, and a family heirloom sword. He was actually quite polite and reserved in the original timeline, but as of the altered Netherrealm Studios timeline, he has become extremely sarcastic, especially with the release of ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' where custom pre-battle banter is a new feature.
-->'''Kenshi:''' A showdown? As in your films?\\
'''Johnny:''' Did you like them?\\
'''Kenshi:''' Blindness ''has'' its benefits.

[[AC:[[VisualNovel Visual Novels]]]]
* ''KatawaShoujo'':
%%** {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Rin.
%%** [[HGamePOVCharacter Hisao]].
** Shizune also falls here. Hisao wonders whether she had difficulty learning the concept of sarcasm without the ability to sense tone, but it's clear she eventually mastered it.
*** All the girls are varying levels of sarcastic, except maybe Hanako, whose extensive burn scars gave her crippling (heh) [[FragileFlower shyness]]; the only person who speaks less than she does is the above mentioned Shizune, and that's only because Shizune is deaf and mute!
* Snake of ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors''. Especially when people underestimate him for his blindness.

* Dr. Birding, a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed stand-in for Stephen Hawking from ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''.
%%* Ken Spence in ''{{Magellan}}''.
* Davan's sister Dahlia in ''SomethingPositive'', although her snark is pretty much a family trait, only amplified by the people who confuse "disabled" with "retarded".
* Reggie in ''Webcomic/PvP'', who's had to point out more than once that being blind doesn't [[{{DisabilitySuperpower}} make him Daredevil]].
* Nathan in ''Webcomic/TheScumthorpeFiles''.
-->'''Trent''': You're going to question the magic mirror?\\
'''Nathan''': No, Trent, I'm going to ''moonwalk off into space''.

* [[http://community.livejournal.com/dot_gimp_snark/profile This]] community at Website/LiveJournal. They are called dot_gimp_snark and the description says the following: "Disabled people snark about life as a gimp. We're disabled, not dead. Cattiness is extremely important - if you just want to bitch without style, there are other places to do it. Whining is not snarking."

* The Archivist of "WebVideo/EndTimes" becomes this by the second season: "And now I'm the fence lub with the computer who can't leave because she's on wheels!"

* Toph Beifong of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''. Since she's a LittleMissBadass with a DisabilitySuperpower, being blind doesn't cause her that many problems, but she's always got a sharp crack on hand for when it does. She likes to roundaboutly call attention to the fact by commenting on appearances. She gets Sokka with that one a lot.
--> '''Sokka:''' Toph, I was going through town and I saw this. (Shows a Wanted poster of Toph)
--> '''Toph:''' Well, it ''sounds'' like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's ''on'' the sheet of paper.
** Not helped by the fact that the Gaang tend to often forget Toph is blind.
-->'''Katara:''' ''(holding up the same Wanted poster of Toph)'' Well then, what's this?!
-->'''Toph''': I don't ''know!'' I mean, seriously, what is ''wrong'' with you people?! I'M BLIND!
** The best instance is when they're flying through the desert trying to find a tower.
-->'''Toph:''' THERE IT IS! \\
[The Crew run over only to realize she is pointing at absolutely nothing.] \\
'''Toph:''' ...Is what it'll sound like when one of YOU spots it! \\
[[http://sv.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hmzluv&s=3#.VDz3f1Jvlv4 She waves her hand in front of her unfocused eyes to remind everyone that she's blind.]]
** Sokka has made another of his awful drawings.
-->'''Toph:''' ''[regarding a drawing]'' It looks just like [Appa] to me.
-->'''Sokka:''' Thank you. I worked really... ''[{{beat}}]''... Why do you feel the need to do that?
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': Leela's blind nemesis from the orphanarium, Kirk. What a jerk! He makes fun of Leela for being one-eyed while he cannot see at all. Seriously, he deserves to have his ass kicked.
* Alistair Smythe in ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''. After the initial Spider-Slayer arc, he spends most of his time in Crime Central bantering with the Kingpin.
* The wheelchair-bound protagonist of ''WesternAnimation/{{Pelswick}}'' is snarky about everyone and everything, including himself. He uses it as both a way of making light of situations and as a way of deflecting attacks from bullies.
** A PhonyPsychic once tried to prove his abilities by asking Pelswick if he had ever been in a major accident. "No, this thing is just an elaborate belt buckle."
* Garrett from ''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot''
-->'''Kayley:''' Oh, I didn't realize you were...
-->'''Garrett:''' Tall? Handsome? Rugged?
-->'''Kayley:''' Blind.
-->'''Garrett:''' You know, I always forget that one.
* Discussed by Mike Tyson in ''WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries'' in "The End", when Mike is running outside in the dark and he can't see and starts to panic, he worries if he goes blind:
-->'''Mike''': Oh, no. What if I went blind? I can't face life if I'm blind! Oh, yeah! I'll rely on my other senses! I'll rely on my sense of humor! I'll say shit like, "So what if I'm blind? At least I don't have to look at your ugly face!" ''(laughs)''

[[AC: RealLife]]
* Creator/StephenHawking, in RealLife. In one of his books, he remarks that before Cambridge offered him the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics (some prestigious professorship), said chair wasn't motorized.
* Alexander Pope, the eighteenth century poet. He was an [[IllBoy Ill Guy]] for much of his life due to a form of tuberculosis, and wrote several famous satires of the follies of his contemporaries.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Callahan_(cartoonist) John Callahan]], the quadriplegic cartoonist known for offending just about everybody.
* Louis Braille (the guy who invented Braille). If biographies written about him are of any merit, he tended to be an arrogant jerkass, believing all of France was against his idea and generally acted like a martyr because he was blind. In one of the biographies about him, this drove a big wedge between him and his girlfriend who soon left him for another man.
* British Paralympic cyclist Jon-Allen Butterworth apparently finds it amusing when people ask [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=plcp&v=fTYh5KhEgPA "Do you need a hand?"]]
* David Sedaris, American humorist who suffered from OCD and Tourette's Syndrome as a boy.
* A ''lot'' of handicapped people are this way in real life [[DisabledMeansHelpless due to the subtle ways they're discriminated against, dehumanized, condescended to and degraded]] by the non-disabled population, often through no fault of the able, whose slights are committed out of ignorance, with no conscious awareness that they're offending/insulting the handicapped, who resort to snark as a coping technique/defense mechanism. This can sometimes lead to DisabilityAsAnExcuseForJerkassery, but everyone has bad days.
** Or, heck, maybe they're snarky people who just happen to be disabled on the side.
* In a SuperBowl advert for Duracell, Seattle Seahawks player Derrick Coleman says the following of those who told him his dream of playing in the NFL were over when he wasn't drafted: "I've been deaf since I was three, so I didn't listen".