->''"Due to overwhelming reader response, I have added breasts to the space dinosaur cowboy.\\\
This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes."''
-->-- Editorial comment on [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ this strip,]] ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella''

This is when [[ItMakesSenseInContext odd]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext conditions]] prompt someone to say something utterly crazy-sounding, and someone else (usually the local DeadpanSnarker) comments that "I doubt that's ever been said before" or "Now there's a sentence that doesn't get used much", or similar. Essentially a StockPhrase, but hard to name as such since it can be formulated in a ton of different ways.

Usually involves ItMakesSenseInContext or MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

Compare WordSalad, CantBelieveISaidThat and ICantBelieveImSayingThis. Contrast IWouldSayIfICouldSay, when an ordinary expression is factually inapplicable; and INeedToGoIronMyDog, in which a flimsy, improvised excuse results in a bizarre sequence of words, but everyone just accepts it.

See also MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels, in which mistranslation between languages can lead to this trope.



%%[[folder:Anime & Manga]]

* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy 's "You might be a redneck" jokes involves the rare ''nonoffensive'' use of the words "nipple" and "beaver" in the same sentence. [[note]]The headline "Local man gets nipple bitten off by beaver"[[/note]]
* Creator/GeorgeCarlin had a list of "things nobody would ever say."
** They included "Hand me that piano," which actually was used in an episode of ''Series/TheGoonShow''. One of his books features a paragraph-long sentence entitled, "No One Ever Wrote This Sentence Before." It starts off: "On the feast of St. Stephen, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway..."
** He had another bit that utilized this. It started off talking about things you never see, then transitioned into things you never hear. At that point he declared that he would say a sentence that no one before him had ever said. Ever. The sentence? "As soon as I put this red hot poker in my ass, I'm going to go chop my dick off!" He then moved on to yet more rare sentences, like "Honey, let's sell the children, move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally," and "Honey, it's the police. They have a search warrant, and the 300 kilos of cocaine are still sitting out in the living room."
** From Carlin's above-mentioned book: "THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.']]"
* From Creator/LewisBlack: "[[OrphanedPunchline If it weren't for my horse,]] [[NoodleIncident I wouldn't have spent that year in college]]." The bit is about how crazy he went trying to figure out what specific circumstances would make that sentence make sense. And then you realize that someone who went to an institution of higher learning apparently said something that nonsensical and your eyes close and they find you dead of an aneurysm in your bathroom.
* Ray Romano has a routine in which he mentions that when he is driving at night and needs to stay awake, he tries to think up sentences that no one has ever said (followed by a situation in which they ''would'' be). Examples include "Give me back my fudge suitcase" and "If hernias were rainbows, I'd be Raymond Burr".
* Creator/BrianRegan has a bit about how parents get to say things that people without kids would never get to say. "Buddy, don't try and balance your fruit juice between your chest and the table". Cue hypothetical exchange between two grown adults with the same sentence. "You know, it does seem rather precarious. You know, when I set that on the table, that ''does'' seem more solid underneath. Thanks for your help." "You're welcome. Continue with your proposal."
* Creator/JeffDunham admits that it's weird to introduce Achmed as "the world's most beloved terrorist".

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* One issue of ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'' has a superhero team up against Doc Ock that includes this line:
-->'''Comicbook/SpiderMan:''' White Tiger, Daredevil. Daredevil, White Tiger. And I ''have'' to be the first person on the ''planet'' who has ever said that out loud.
* Another issue has ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} fighting [[ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan Doctor Octopus]] as ComicBook/SpiderMan and wishing he'd get a break.
-->'''Daredevil''': It's at this point, I say five words I am certain have never been said together in history. Thank God for Stilt Man.
* ''Comicbook/DemonKnights'' #10:
-->'''Comicbook/VandalSavage:''' Look! It's a ''pirate'' sea serpent! That is something I have ''never'' shouted before!
** Particularly noticeable as it's Vandal Savage, [[HistoricalRapSheet an immortal man alive since the cavemen walked on earth]], saying that.
* From ''ComicBook/AtomicRobo: The Ghost of Station X'':
-->'''Tucker:''' This is such an honor. I wanted to be a robot when I grew up! You were my hero! Hell, you're the reason why I'm a trucker.
-->'''Robo:''' That's a sentence I've never heard before.
** Jack Tarot, while writing a letter to Atomic Robo, stops to comment about how ridiculous the preceding sentence was. Twice.
-->I had no idea I would spend the better part of a year living with and training a very obnoxious robot. What a ridiculous sentence.
-->P.S. Enclosed is the bill for the hat Edison's robot destroyed. What a ridiculous sentence.
* In ''Comicbook/{{Batgirl 2009}} #14'', Kara Zor-El -alias Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}- and Stephanie Brown -alias Comicbook/{{Batgirl}}- are about to fight a sobbing {{Dracula}} (long story).
-->'''Batgirl:''' Nothing sadder than a crying Dracula.\\
'''Supergirl:''' [[IfIHadANickel If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...]]\\
'''Batgirl:''' You'd have a nickel?\\
'''Supergirl:''' I'd have a nickel.
* ''ComicBook/BatmanEternal'' #29:
-->'''Batwing:''' What hit me? Did we... Did we stop Blackfire from resurrecting himself outta hell? Cripes. ''That's'' a sentence I never thought I'd say out loud.
* ''ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs Year Three'' #5:
-->'''[[ComicBook/KlarionTheWitchBoy Klarion]]:''' You want me and my cat to go in there and help [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} the magician]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the butler]], and [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn the psychopathic clown]] to save the talking detective monkey?\\
'''ComicBook/JohnConstantine:''' Yes. Do you have a problem with that?\\
'''Klarion:''' No. I just wanted to say that sentence out loud. Come on, Teekl.
* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'':
** ''ComicBook/TheTransformersDarkCybertron'' has a conversation between two members of the very quirky [[ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye Lost Light crew]] and one understandably confused [[CoolOldGuy Kup]].
--->'''Brainstorm:''' How'd you guys manage to open a portal in my chest? Did you harness the power of bickering?\\
'''Rodimus:''' We heard a drinking song coming from Nova Prime's corpse.\\
'''Kup:''' Just when ya think there are no new sentences...
* ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' gives us this when Chromedome goes to visit Brainstorm:
--->'''Chromedome:''' Hey, Brainstorm, it's-- Why is there a giant, naked human in your workshop? And who'd have thought I'd have to ask you that [[NoodleIncident question twice]] [[OhNoNotAgain in one lifetime]]?
** There's a variation later when Swerve tries to coin a new adage.
--->'''Swerve:''' I guess it's like they say, Ratchet, "Nothing stops a standoff like a stowaway."\\
'''Ratchet:''' Who says that? When has anyone ''ever'' said that?
* Lampshaded by ComicBook/CaptainBritain in a classic Alan Moore/Alan Davis sequence. "What do you take me for? Of course I know what I'm getting into. I'm in a parallel universe fighting an alternate version of myself alongside a group of parahuman mercenaries who want me to help the wrongly accused Majestrix of... [{{Beat}}] Do you ever get halfway through a sentence and find yourself unable to believe that you're actually saying it?"
* From ''ComicBook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam:''
-->'''Mary Marvel:''' Hey! They're not attacking! They're not the ''only'' ones that think you're a cow!\\
'''Captain Marvel:''' Didn't think I'd hear that ''twice'' in one day.
* From ''ComicBook/VoteLoki'':
-->'''News Reader:''' I never thought I'd say this, but thank god ''ComicBook/{{Loki}}'' was there to stop them!
* ''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn and her Gang of Harleys'' #6:
-->'''Harvey Quinn:''' One of Comicbook/PowerGirl's robot boobs saved your life. Well, that's a sentence I never thought I was gonna to say.
* In a more depressing example, any time Batman outright admits he either [[NeverMyFault made a mistake or is at fault for something]]. ComicBook/AmandaWaller is so surprised at witnessing this at the end of ''Justice League vs. Suicide Squad'', that she allows the League to leave unmolested with Killer Frost.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'':
-->'''Jon:''' ''[munching on a salad]'' [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950429.gif Hmm, interesting lettuce.]]\\
'''Garfield:''' There's a phrase you don't hear every day.
* In his commentary on a ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' strip where Calvin bluntly asks "Don't you hate when your boogers freeze?", Watterson expressed his hope that he was the first person to use "booger" in a comic strip.
* In a [[http://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1993/10/28 Halloween arc]] in ''ComicStrip/BigNate'':
-->'''Nate:''' "Well, she may have arrived with Frankenstein, but she's leaving with Quasimodo!"
-->'''Francis:''' (thinking) "There's a line you don't hear every day..."
* ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'': The 10/12/17 strip has this:
-->'''Wanda:''' "We're saved! Her kazoo is drowning out her dancing!"
-->'''Darryl:''' "There's a sentence you rarely hear."

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* From ''Fanfic/AshesOfThePast'':
** Chapter 82, Johto 24, when Misty decides to catch a Chinchou, she lists off her Pokémon to a curious school. One of them inquires what a [[spoiler:Kabutops]] is, and she sends him out.
--->'''[[spoiler:Kabutops]]:''' Hello. I am a [[spoiler:reanimated fossil]].\\
'''One of the Chinchou:''' That's something you don't hear every day...
** Chapter 119, Hoenn 3, when Lucario subdues the Rockets' Seviper:
--->'''Brock:''' I've never seen someone do an overhand knot with a snake before... And that really shouldn't ever ''need'' to be said.
** Chapter 216, Battle Frontier 8, when Team Rocket's [[spoiler:Moltres]] mentions having to convince someone that she wasn't being mind-controlled or held against her will:
--->'''[[spoiler:Moltres]]:''' Besides, what self-respecting mind control artist would implant a memory of himself in a Moltres wingsuit?\\
'''Dustox''': ...that is a sentence I did not realize I was going to hear.
** Chapter 258, Dawn's first order in a Team Galactic battle
---> '''Dawn:''' Quilava, handle that Leafeon robot! ''({{Beat}})'' [[LampshadeHanging Sometimes I can't believe the things I say...]]
* From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
--> '''Earl:''' Thanks, Earth Potentate! ''[{{beat}}]'' Boy, there's three words I never [[RougeAnglesOfSatin though]] I'd say in a row.
* In ''Fanfic/FiveScoreDividedByFour'', a farmer panics violently when it's pointed out that [[GenderBender "he's" having transformation issues...]]
-->''"Jack, it's not a spider, it's a vagina!"'' My brain confirming that yes, yes that was the strangest sentence I had ever said.
* ''Fanfic/GensokyosHeart'' has [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Remilia]] point out the strange thing she just said to [[VideoGame/StarCraft Abathur]].
-->'''Remilia:''' I'm not accusing you of anything. You just ate her hair and used it to turn that strange monster of yours into a girl.\\\
'''Remilia:''' ...That sounds strange when you explain it aloud.
* From ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', even if the comment on the sentence's strangeness isn't voiced:
--> Ichiro raised a hand to his face and sighed. ''"My apologies for their behavior"'', he said, bowing his head. ''"Good help is hard to keep from being thrown away in a pointless attack on your ... fiance."'' What a strange thing to say!
* This pops up in ''Fanfic/ThisBites'' so often that it has [[ARareSentence/ThisBites its own page]].
* In ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'', the weirdness of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]] brings some weird sentences [[FirstPersonSmartass snarkingly commented on]] by [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix]].
-->'''Judge:''' ''[to Apple Bloom]'' Maybe you're a... '''''OH!''''' A cutie mark crusader witness testifier!\\
'''Phoenix:''' ''(Your Honor, how much shame do you have left after saying something like that?)''\\\
'''Trixie:''' The zebra told us she was making herbal ointments and medicines. Nothing out of the ordinary.\\
'''Phoenix:''' ''(I've heard it all... a zebra brewing potions is "nothing out of the ordinary"...)''
* ''FanFic/TheTwilightChild'': "Oh, that's just mom. She wants to destroy time so it won't be Tuesday." Said by a magical unicorn to a time-lord presently in the form of a pony. The "she" in this sentence is a younger alternate version of the aforementioned unicorn's mother, currently in the grips of temporary SanitySlippage. Tellingly, there's an awkward pause immediately after that statement.
* In the third book of the ''Fanfic/BrokenBow'' series:
-->'''Armani:''' What is Creator/ChristopherWalken [[ItMakesSenseInContext doing in my bed?]]
* From the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' story ''Halloween Aftermath'':
-->'''Xander:''' I never thought I'd be saying this, but Buffy...\\
'''Buffy:''' Yeah?\\
''Xander:''' You have to sit with your legs further apart or you'll crush your balls.
* In ''FanFic/LightingCandles'', a crossover between ''Disney/BigHero6'' and ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheGuardians'', Tadashi comes back as a fire spirit and meets some of the Guardians, hoping to get answers as to his condition, and the following exchange occurs:
-->'''Tadashi:''' Look, I'm a ghost and I'm talking to the Tooth Fairy. None of my prior knowledge applies, so all I can do at this point is just sort of... go with it.\\
'''Toothiana:''' Oh, I think you'll do just fine with that attitude.\\
'''Tadashi:''' Really? That's not what the Easter Bunny said... God, I can't believe I just said that.
* In the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Rebuilt}}'', we get two rare sentences for the price of one.
-->'''Harry:''' We shall obliterate you with our newfound knowledge of spoons!\\
'''Rosier:''' Aye, fear the spoons!
* In the ''Film/PacificRim'' fanfic ''FanFic/{{Domovoi}}'', Hermann gets one soon after it's found Cherno Alpha is coming to life:
-->'''Hermann:''' No, none of us like the thought of putting a Jaeger down -- a phrase I never thought I would have to say...
* The ''[[Literature/TheSilmarillion Silmarillion]]'' fanfic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7451032 Three Ainur on a Mountain (To Say Nothing of the Dragon)]]'' gives us this line.
-->'''Melkor:''' Mairon, my dear, have we lost a dragon recently?
* ''Fanfic/UniverseFalls'': Near the end of "Space Race", Greg tells Steven "Maybe now you'll listen to me about going on crazy space missions... You know, I feel like that's something very few other fathers ever have to say."
* ''Fanfic/TheNewAdventuresOfInvaderZim'' has this from Norlock in Episode 13, after he accidentally [[spoiler:shatters the [[MacGuffin Meekrob crystal]]]]:
-->'''Norlock:''' Don't blame me! This wouldn't have happened if your moose hadn't electrocuted me! ''[beat]'' Wow, that's a sentence even ''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld I've]]'' never had a reason to say before.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8544839/12/It-Seemed-Like-A-Good-Idea-At-The-Time It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time]]'', everyone pauses when Natasha asks why there is a turkey in the elevator.
* In ''Literature/TheSilmarillion'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/11990775 The Very Wine of Blessedness]]'', Sam gives us this line.
--> '''Sam:''' Are you telling me that Eru Iluvatar is worse than spiders?
--> Frodo had no reply to this, and indeed was not entirely comfortable with the existence of that sentence at all.
* ''Fanfic/OversaturatedWorld'': As said in [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/323071/198/group-precipitation/two-pink-girls-yelling-at-each-other-by-masterweaver Two Pink Girls Yelling at Each Other, by Masterweaver - Group Precipitation]]:
* Used and then lampshaded in ''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos'':
--> And then Chris Thorndyke shot Satan in the face. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Good luck reading that sentence ever again]].
* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3266327 The Great Shrimp Hunt]]'' offers this gem:
-->'''Barry:''' We weren't expecting to have to do anything to the landscape, although we might have if we'd gone alone because we underestimated the spear-wielding rainbow shrimp... I cannot believe I just said that.
* ''FanFic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': [[spoiler: After turning into a human, Vix-Lei thinks to herself at one point that she's not supposed to be able to see her kneecaps, then adds that she never would have imagined anytaur ever thinking that before.]]
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5646950/31/Muggle-Fairy-Tales-Are-Mad Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad]]'' has Hermione trying to reassure Ron about hearing ''The Ugly Little Duckling''.
-->'''Hermione:''' Without any form of mental reservation, I can promise you this story does not involve waterfowl hallucinating a reanimated Christmas dinner composed of avian Inferi. ''(Beat)'' That may be the oddest sentence I have ever uttered.
* In the final book of the ''Fanfic/PrincessOfTheBlacks'' series, Jen ponders her murder of Professor Binn years prior.
-->Did killing someone who was already dead count as murder? And where did she go wrong in life that that question actually made sense?
* From [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/316498/equestria-girls-the-empowered-world Equestria Girls the Empowered World]], courtesy of Pinkie Pie
-->She, and an alternate universe version of Sunset Shimmer who looked like Principal Celestia, were surrounded by armed Sasquatch.''(Beat)'' That was an odd sentence.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsMagicalMovieNight'': In "Mirror Magic", after Starlight Glimmer suggest to Sunset Shimmer that she visits the human world with her...
-->'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Well, I haven't ever seen you in that world. So... chances are you aren't gonna run into yourself.\\
'''Starlight Glimmer:''' ... is something you don't hear every day.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'', a reporter reminisces on the advice he gave earlier in the film on how to handle the unfolding ZombieApocalypse [[note]]In a metaliscious twist, the reporter is not an actor, but an actual newsreader in real life. If you watch closely during his scenes, he's working very, very, very hard to maintain a straight face.[[/note]]:
-->'''Reporter:''' It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "RemovingTheHeadOrDestroyingTheBrain."
* In ''Film/TeenBeachMovie'', the lead characters utter this exchange:
-->'''Brady:''' I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is building his diabolical weather machine!\\
'''Mac:''' How often do you hear ''that'' sentence?\\
'''Brady:''' Remember, I told you about the maniacal real estate developer?\\
'''Mac:''' Or that one!
* When Inigo first meets Wesley in ''Film/ThePrincessBride'' (before he relates his past, where he explains he has an ''excellent'' reason for asking this):
-->'''Inigo:''' I do not mean to pry... but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?\\
'''Wesley:''' Do you always begin conversations this way?
* ''Film/TheMonumentsMen'': When the Monuments Men learn that the Germans are going to destroy the looted artwork in the event of Hitler's death, they realize the urgency of their mission while Jean-Claude remarks that Hitler better not die. He acknowledges that he didn't think he'd ever hear himself utter that sentence.
* ''Film/WhiteHouseDown'' has this exchange.
-->'''Reporter:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's the president! He has a rocket launcher!]]\\
''[everyone in the CIA now has a FlatWhat look on their face]''\\
'''Ralphelson:''' Well, that's not something you see every day.
* In the movie ''[[Series/GetSmart Get Smart Again!]]'', after a conversation with Max over his ShoePhone is disconnected, the government official he was talking to orders "Dial his other shoe! (Beat) I can't believe I just said that.'' The phone number for Max's other shoe turned out to be unlisted.
* In the film ''Film/IronSky'', when Vivian Wagner has to tell the president who is invading America, she sounds like she can barely believe it herself.
-->'''Vivian:''' They're Nazis... from the moon...
* ''Film/TheAbominableDrPhibes'':
-->'''Waverley:''' A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen.
* ''Film/TheShaggyDog'' (the 1959 original version):
--> '''Police Chief:''' Would you kindly have my car sent round? That is unless [[ItMakesSenseInContext it's been stolen by a purple kangaroo wearing a checkered vest]]!
* ''Film/TheLadykillers'': "Give the parrot his medicine!" Even Louis can't believe what he just said.

* Creator/CharlieBrooker, in his "Screen Burn" column: "Downright heartwarming. That's a phrase I don't use very often. I don't have a heart." Also comes up after a description of something absurdly weird on TV "... which is a sentence I never thought I'd write."
* Played with in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''. During ''Literature/WhiteNight'', Dresden is explaining how he managed to get Thomas into the Deeps on Raith Manor, in a CallBack to ''Literature/BloodRites''.
-->'''Harry:''' He's a vampire, and they have the ability to cross into the Nevernever at certain places. [...] In Thomas's case, he was nearly sacrificed by a cult of porn-star sorceresses in those caves a few years a--\\
'''Molly:''' I'm sorry, but it sounded like you said "cult of porn-star sorceresses."\\
'''Harry:''' Yeah.\\
'''Molly:''' Oh. ''[skeptical look]'' Sorry, then. Keep going.
* ''The Power of Babel'' has the statement, which MakesSenseInContext, "Languages are chock-full of Charlie Brown heads", and lampshades it with a [[FootnoteFever footnote]]: "Never again will that sequence of words be used in the English language."[[note]] All books explaining linguistics to a general audience have a version of this: a sentence that makes sense grammatically but describes bizarre or inconceivable idea (e.g. "the treacherous, liquid windowpane swam gleefully to the edges of the seas on Mars"). The purpose is to demonstrate that grammar makes language capable of infinite expression despite having at any given time a finite vocabulary.[[/note]]
* One of the Top 10 Lists in Creator/DavidLetterman's first book of them has rarely used adjectives, including "owl-flavored" and "Hitleriffic."
* ''Literature/GentlemanBastard'': In "The Lies of Locke Lamora", Calo says, "Rejoice! The Sanza brothers are returned!", and Jean uses this as an insult, wondering "if that particular combination of words has ever been uttered by anyone, before now."
* The Creator/StephenKing memoir/writing guide ''On Writing'' notes that any noun and any verb, put together, make a legitimate sentence. This includes even the strangest ones, his example being "Plums deify" (which becomes a RunningGag).
* Christopher Moore's ''Literature/FlukeOrIKnowWhyTheWingedWhaleSings'' contains this gem:
-->"Shoes off inside the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus." Two things that, if asked about an hour earlier, Nate might have said with conviction he'd never hear in a lifetime of conversation.
* In the first ''Literature/TroyRising'' book, "They can take our maple syrup when they pry it from our cold, dead hands." ItMakesSenseInContext.
* In ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', Moist von Lipwig tries to prevent Lord Vetinari from being publicly humiliated by a clown gone mad, and does a mental double-take on hearing himself use the phrase [[HesGotAWeapon "Look out! He's got a daisy!"]]
* In one of the ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books, the group travels back in time to various eras, one of which is the night UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington crossed the Delaware River. They immediately come to the (correct) conclusion that the time-traveler they're following is going to try to assassinate the Father of the United States.
-->'''Jake:''' <Rachel? Find Washington. He must be the target. Stay on him. Whatever you do: Protect George Washington.>\\
'''Marco:''' There's three words you never thought you'd say.
* In ''[[Literature/RiversOfLondon Foxglove Summer]]'' by Ben Aaronovitch, Dominic, a village policeman who's just discovered the reality of the supernatural, comments that he can't believe he's saying things like, "Do we actually have an operational plan for dealing with the unicorns?"
* [[Literature/AlcatrazSeries Alcatraz Smedry]] notes at one point that his life "involves some of the strangest lines of dialogue you'll ever read," and uses the following for example:
-->'''Grandpa Smedry:''' Fine. You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I'll go warm up the giant penguin.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/ICarly'': From "iGive Away a Car", when they're about to play a game called Cupcake Slam, in which the contenders throw cupcakes at a door or wall, and the first one to fall loses. This game's bet: loser drinks pickle juice.
-->'''Carly:''' Ew, I don't wanna drink pickle juice.\\
'''Freddie:''' Well then, you better throw that cupcake hard and hope it's sticky.\\
'''Carly:''' ...That's not something you hear every day.
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians'':
-->'''Voldar:''' No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians!\\
'''Joel:''' Do you realize what you just said?
* ''Series/{{Coupling}}'':
** After deciding to flash the rest of the cast to show them how low, pathetic and desperate they've all become...
--->'''Susan:''' But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically!\\
'''Patrick:''' Now there's a sentence that can't come up too often.
** In another episode, following an offscreen incident at a pregnancy seminar where Steve compared a fetus to a jelly baby, which he then ate.
--->'''Steve:''' I don't bite the heads off live fetuses!\\
'''Susan:''' Words never before uttered at a pregnancy seminar.
** Another gem, this time from Jane:
--->'''Jane:''' I prefer it when firemen go on strike. That's the cutest. You've got a whole protest march of lovely little firemen and you can just pick one off.\\
'''Sally:''' How romantic.\\
'''Jane:''' It's like a buffet. Or a herd of gazelles.\\
'''Sally:''' You know, little fireman-wise, I doubt that comparison's ever come up before.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** "The One with the Holiday Armadillo"
--->'''Monica:''' Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
** "The One with the Cake"
--->'''Ross:''' Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis so we can put it on the bunny... That was a weird sentence.
* ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'':
-->'''Paul Merton:''' You come along here with your bowl of fruit and you think you're UsefulNotes/IsaacNewton!... And how many times has that sentence been uttered in anger?
* ''Series/{{QI}}'':
** In the "Health and Safety" episode (The answer, in case you're wondering, is [[spoiler:to cure hiccups]].):
--->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' Speaking as a health and safety officer, why would I stick my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner? That is one of the oddest questions I've ever asked in my life.
** One correction ends up being like this.
--->'''Creator/StephenFry:''' The language of [[WesternAnimation/BillAndBenTheFlowerpotMen the Flower Pot Men]] is actually called Oddle-poddle. "Flobbadob" means "flowerpot" in Oddle-poddle. I cannot believe I just said that.
* In an episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', the unit is investigating a case where a man was attacked and had his genitals cut off and stolen. Cragen makes a remark about a "penis-ectomy" and follows that up immediately with "a term I don't get to use every day."
* ''Series/TopGear'':
** For starter:
--->'''Clarkson:''' I've shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!\\
'''Hammond:''' Nobody's ever said that before.
** Similarly:
--->'''Hammond:''' You've just pulled the wobbly head off the former president of Nissan USA!\\
'''Clarkson:''' Nobody's ever said that before.\\
'''Hammond:''' No, I don't suppose they have.
** And:
--->'''Clarkson:''' Look. Do you want to go out there with a hippopotamus or do you want to stay in here with a horse's head?\\
'''Hammond:''' That's not a question that's ever been asked.
* From ''Series/WouldILieToYou'':
-->'''Marcus Brigstocke:''' I'd quite like to see some of MC Hammer's curlies in a Regals packet.\\
'''Lee Mack:''' No one has ever said that before in the history of the world.
** David Mitchell once asked Kate Humble "Where do you go in London to distribute your clippings?" When Lee Mack called him on this, he admitted it was not something he had ever asked before, but it was germane to the topic.
* ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie'':
-->'''Stephen Fry:''' [[CharacterFilibuster ... Our language, tiger, our language, hundreds of thousands of available words, frillions of possible legitimate new ideas, so that I can say this sentence and be confident it has never been uttered before in the history of human communication:]] "Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** In the episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E5TheRebelFlesh The Rebel Flesh]]":
--->'''The Doctor:''' I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose! ''[{{beat}}]'' I never thought I'd get to say [[OhNoNotAgain that]] [[NoodleIncident again.]]
** From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E4ThePowerOfThree The Power of Three]]":
--->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over my house and I'm in my pants!\\
'''Amy:''' All my life I've wanted to say that and I miss it by being someone else.
* From ''Series/{{Wings}}'', after the gang has learned that {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Lowell's family possesses a huge family trust which all Mathers get a huge payout from upon turning 31 1/2 years old:
-->'''Antonio:''' God, if only I'd been born a Mather!\\
'''Joe:''' Now there's something you don't hear every day.
* In an episode of ''Series/MurphyBrown'', the FYI crew is forced to work in a cheesy dating show. At one point, Murphy complains about having to say the word "Smooch-o-meter" which "is third in the list of things I would never say, right after 'How much for that Music/NeilDiamond CD?' and 'I, Murphy, take you, [[Creator/NewtGingrich Newt]].'"
* ''Series/StargateSG1'', "Moebius":
-->'''General Hammond:''' Now, this mission is recon only. You are being allowed the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantages it provides. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. ''[{{beat}}]'' Never in my life did I imagine giving ''that'' order.
* From the ''Series/{{Monk}}'' episode "Mr. Monk and the Three Pies":
-->'''Stottlemeyer:''' ''[to the suspect]'' Sir, do we have permission to search your pie?\\
'''Suspect:''' What?\\
'''Stottlemeyer:''' Please don't make me say that again.
* From an episode of ''Series/SpicksAndSpecks'':
-->'''Alan:''' Can I just say something that I thought I'd never get to say in my life? So, you're about to have sex with Tom Jones, and then what happened?
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', regarding metaphorical "mermaids" (unattractive women who spontaneously seem extremely attractive thanks to a dearth of sex and their proximity in the workplace or social circle, as with sailors seeing mermaids on long voyages) and "manatees" (what the literal mermaids actually are, and the metaphorical mermaids are otherwise considered to be):
-->'''Marshall:''' Once a mermaid gets pregnant, she becomes a manatee again. ''[{{beat}}]'' Never thought I'd say that sentence.
* ''Series/MockTheWeek'' built a whole round out of this trope with "Scenes we'd like to see", or "bad things/missing lines/things you wouldn't find a X". Where they take turns on coming up with odd phrases never before spoken at places/events. It's easily the funniest part of the show.
* ''Series/MythBusters'':
** This gem:
--->'''Kari:''' Now, go on—go back to whatever you're doing—I have an incredibly busy afternoon of stuffing dead birds into sexy lingerie ahead of me.\\
'''The Narrator:''' Now there's a sentence you don't hear very often...
** In another episode, the narrator remarks on Jamie and Adam's "sausage-based evidence"[[labelnote:*]]They were using sausages to test the myth whether it was safe to stick your finger into molten lead[[/labelnote]] and follows it up by saying "clearly, a sentence never before used."
* Given the unique nature of the people and situations that Mike Rowe often encounters on ''Series/DirtyJobs'', improbable sentences occur fairly regularly, and Mike never hesitates to point them out. During the "Exotic Nanny" episode, he tells his current host that he tries to make sure that every episode includes at least one sentence "never before uttered in the history of human time." (In this particular case it involved kangaroo milk and whack-a-mole.)
* From ''Series/TheNanny''.
-->'''Maxwell:''' C.C.! I will not pass off Duraflame residue as the mother of my children!
* On occasion, Sam and Dean of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' have to say things that baffle [[SeenItAll even them.]]
-->'''Dean:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm going to stop the big bad wolf,]] [[LampshadeHanging which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.]]
* An episode of ''Series/TheNewsroom'' featured this gem:
-->'''Will:''' I got up at 2:00 AM and broke down polling data from the Republican Senate primary race in UsefulNotes/{{Utah}}.\\
'''Charlie:''' I never heard anyone say that before.
* ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'':
-->'''Frank:''' I'm sorry [[MakesSenseInContext the check got stuck to the chubby hubby]].\\
'''Marie:''' Oh, Frank. You've never said that to me before.\\
'''Robert:''' No one's ever said that before.
* ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars'' has Hanna and Spencer discussing whether a mask-maker will notice that they've taken one of his masks:
-->'''Hanna:''' Please, that guy has so many heads, he'll never notice just one is missing.\\
'''Spencer:''' I may have to write that sentence down.
* ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'':
** In the segment on the NCAA:
--->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this, but Alabama, stop showing off your ostentatious wealth.
** The sentence, "We did it perfectly at the end of UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar", regarding resettling refugees who helped the US during the war, which he comments, "There is a sentence you don’t often get to say out loud."
** "Scorpions, what is wrong with you? Stop hiding in bananas in Pittsburg area Walmarts, get your shit together, and fight terrorism like snakes and bees! ''What'' a sentence!"
** "The protest worked," a sentence he immediately compares to "Great one-man show," "Guy Fieri, that was delicious," or "I met my wife at Dave & Buster's."
** In the segment on dialysis:
--->'''John:''' Yes, that's right! Taco Bell is owed an apology and that sentence has never before made sense in the English language.
** In the segment about the 2017 French presidential election, John plays a clip of National Front candidate Marine Le Pen making a racist comment on refugees by comparing it to inviting people into your home only for them to steal your wallet, brutalize your wife, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rip off the wallpaper]]. He uses this to express his disgust back at her:
--->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this to someone, because it doesn't really make sense, but I hope someone steals your wallpaper! I don't know why they would Marine, but I hope they do.
** When discussing Lord Buckethead, a joke candidate in the UK's 2017 snap election who's made public denouncements about both Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn's lack of preparation for the upcoming Brexit talks:
--->'''John:''' I never thought I'd say this, but that intergalactic space lord is right!
** A RunningGag in Season 4 is that every time he starts a story talking about President UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, he notes that it's a set of words that just [[TakeThat never sound right together]].
* ''Series/MrYoung'': "Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say: that clown is HOT!"
* ''Series/{{Conan}}'' has a recurring bit called "Things That Have Never Ever Been Said".
* ''Series/RussellHowardsGoodNews'': In Series 10, Episode 1
-->'''Russell:''' Not that it is the maddest bread story in the news, and you don't get to say that often.
%%* ''Series/TheLibrarians2014''
* In ''Series/TheMagicians'' Quentin just determined that thanks to some students trying ([[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct and failing]]) to kill Hitler, there's a portal to World-War-II-era Great Britain.
-->'''Quentin:''' I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for Hitler.\\
'''Julia:''' Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.
* On ''Series/{{Scorpion}}'', Paige gives us one in "Once Bitten, Twice Die". Toby naturally points it out.
-->'''Paige:''' I slipped on taco grease getting out of the van, and when I fell, the ferret with the venom got away.
-->'''Toby:''' That's the first time anyone has ever said that.
* From ''Series/ShaunMicallefsMadAsHell'':
-->'''Shaun:''' Actually speaking of zombies, and that's not a line you often hear in a news program.\\
''[cut to clip from ABC News 24]''\\
'''Juanita Phillips:''' [[IronicEchoCut Actually, speaking of zombies...]]\\
''[cut back to Shaun]''\\
'''Shaun:''' My mistake.
* ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'': This exchange from "[[Recap/SherlockS03E01TheEmptyHearse The Empty Hearse]]":
-->'''Sherlock Holmes:''' No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.\\
'''Dr. John Watson:''' That's not a sentence you hear every day.
* ''Series/TheGruenTransfer'': While discussing superannuation advertising, Wil says:
-->'''Wil :''' But my favourite super ad -- Honestly, not something I ever thought I'd say...
* In ''Series/Lucifer2016'', Chloe and Lucifer are investigating a burned body.
-->'''Chloe:''' Do not touch the charred crotch!... Is a sentence I never thought I'd say out loud.
* One clip on ''Series/WorldsDumbest'' features a man in a [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo]] costume swearing and shouting about how he works for crime boss John Gotti, prompting someone to ask, "Hey, Elmo, what's your problem?"
-->'''Mike Britt:''' Now that's something you thought you'd never hear.
* ''Series/{{CSI}}'': In "You've Got Male", Grissom discovers that the killer had taken water from a farmer's irrigation tank, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Grissom:''' Can I fingerprint your spigot?\\
'''Farmer:''' No-one's ever asked me that before.
* ''Series/{{Motive}}'': This exchange from "Oblivion":
-->'''Betty:''' The toothbrush proved interesting.\\
'''Angie:''' First time anyone's said that.
* From ''Series/{{Tonightly}}'':
-->'''Tom:''' That's a good question, which not something I ever thought I'd say after showing a clip from Fox News.

* In the album recording out-takes for Music/EmilieAutumn's ''Opheliac'', after singing a couple of lines of "The Art of Suicide" she remarks on how unusual it is for the word "ankles" to be used in a song, and challenges the listener to come up with other examples of its use.
* A Pitchfork review of a Music/GuidedByVoices album noted that many of the band's song titles, such as "Tractor Rape Chain" string together words that nobody had ever said or written in that order before.
* Discussed in the song "Bobby Fischer" by Lazy Susan: "Reykjavik, nobody ever says Reykjavik in a song".

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Back in the late '90s when Wrestling/AlSnow first came to the WWF, he was in an angle that forced him to defeat Too Much (Brian Christopher and Scott Taylor) in a {{tag team}} match. Unfortunately for Al, there was only one viable option for a tag team partner: Head, the mannequin head with the word "HELPME" written backwards on its forehead that he always carried around. Now, in an attempt to pull off a two-fer, we will introduce the Rare Sentence in question with a Rare Sentence of his own: Toward the end of the match, Al Snow made the hot tag to the mannequin head with the word "HELPME" written backwards on its forehead that was sitting on top of the ring post.
-->'''Wrestling/JimRoss:''' And now, Head is the legal man. ''[beat; dejectedly]'' What the ''hell'' am I saying?
* After Wrestling/JackSwagger and Zeb Coulter took one of Adam Rose's Rosebuds (who was wearing a lemon costume) hostage to force a confrontation between him and Swagger, Rose angrily said 'Nobody touches my lemon!' The commentators were extremely bemused that somebody had actually just said that.

* Subverted in ''Radio/JohnFinnemoresSouvenirProgramme'', when he describes encountering thumb-sellers who claim they get their thumbs from a combined bacon slicer and distillery.
-->"The owner of that thumb was no alcoholic bacon slicer!" It was a sentence I'd uttered a thousand times before, but rarely with such meaning.
** Lampshaded in a later episode:
-->"Well, since you ask me for a tale containing the sentence 'that robot weasel might just be King Edward the 7th'... I don't have anything like that. I mean seriously, what were the odds? However, I do have one containing the sentence 'that robot weasel might just be Queen Victoria'. Is that any good?"
* In ''Radio/CabinPressure'', a plot involving Martin and Caroline attempting to complete their competitive list of the seven dwarves occasions the following exchange between Martin and [[DeadpanSnarker Douglas]] respectively:
-->"I have to get my last dwarf before Caroline gets hers!"
-->"Now there's a phrase you don't here so much... ever since the dwarf-hunting ban..."
* A BBC radio tie-in for ''Film/IndependenceDay'', which was basically ElsewhereFic combined with a ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' homage, featured the following exchange:
-->'''RAF officer:''' "Either I'm concussed or I'm watching Creator/PatrickMoore fist-fighting with an extra-terrestrial."
--> '''A Radio 1 disk jockey''': No, that really is happening."
--> "'''RAF Officer:''' "Oh. Now there's something you don't see every day."
** ItMakesSenseInContext... sort of.
* On ''Conversations with Richard Fidler'' Richard was interviewing Creator/BillBailey when he said "You've spent a lot of time with owls... I don't think I've ever said that to a guest before".

[[folder:Video Games]]
* From the quest description of the ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' quest "A Wolf in Bear's Clothing":
-->These Worgen take us for fools! One would think that only an idiot would mistake one of their druids in bear form as a real bear. Unfortunately, there are many idiots here at the Forsaken Front. We've already lost a few battalions to organized worgen bear attacks. Yes, it's even more idiotic than it sounds.
* ''[[VideoGame/RhythmHeaven Rhythm Heaven Fever's]]'' description of the "Tap Trial" minigame:
--> Think you've got what it takes to tap-dance with the monkeys? (Has anyone ever written that sentence before?)
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' gives us this gem when trying to break into the bank vault of the Sheriff of Lynchwood. He promises that the ingredients mentioned will have a situation that MakesSenseInContext, though it doesn't seem that way at the point stated:
-->'''Brick:''' Now that you've got the laxative, it's time to find some explosives. That may be my favorite sentence I've ever said.
* From ''Bloodbowl: Chaos Edition'', Jim Johnson utterly freaks out when he sees the Daemons of Khorne take to the field so an almost equally nervous Bob Bifford tries to reassure him by saying "Now, now don't worry. They're not here to harm us... they're just here to play Bloodbowl, though I have to admit I never thought I would ever be saying that!"
* Hugh Bliss's reveal at the end of ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxSaveTheWorld''.
-->'''Hugh Bliss:''' Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss! [[spoiler: And I'm a sentient colony of spacefaring bacteria.]]
-->'''Sam:''' ...Was not a phrase I was expecting to hear today.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
** The description for the effect "Full Bottle in Front of Me" (obtained from an adventure in a zone based on ''Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'') reads "Your magical ability is amplified because you're visualizing a mysterious bottle from the collection of an extinct alcoholic bird. I ''defy'' you to use that sentence on your way home from work today."
** [[TheWikiRule The wiki]] has [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/User:Erich/Manuel a user-written guide]] on how to fill up [[MonsterCompendium Monster Manuel]]. One of the preliminary steps tells you to get the Clan VIP Lounge Key [[BribingYourWayToVictory donation item]] "for Fax access, which is required for older monsters and [[CheekCopy butts]]. That's a sentence that exists."
* After an encounter with some [[MonsterClown evil rodeo clowns]] in ''VideoGame/WestOfLoathing'', you get the message "Well, that's one group of demonic clowns that won't be troubling people any more, and boy you did not expect to be thinking that sentence today."
* Edmund [=McMillen=] reacted to the many odd things that could be said during a playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'' by changing the description of the Cancer trinket (a popular power-up in the game) to "Yay, cancer!" in the UpdatedRerelease.
** [[http://outofcontextboi.tumblr.com/ There's even an entire Tumblr blog devoted to taking things said during BoI runs out of context.]]
* Youtube channel [=TheGamer=] has this to say about the ''VideoGame/GalGun'' series:
-->It's a RailShooter that involves shooting questionably-aged school girls with your love gun. We promise you, that sentence is completely factual.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** First, we have [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html this]]:
--->'''Wight #1:''' Did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?\\
'''Wight #2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there.
** Later, Roy has [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0990.html an example]]:
--->'''Roy:''' I don't think [[ChaoticEvil Belkar]] is lying -- which, let's be clear, is not a sentence I ever thought I'd say...
* ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics''
** [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=824 This strip]]:
-->'''T-Rex:''' I've allowed my love of gravy to distract from my prescriptivist linguistic crusade!\\
'''T-Rex:''' Seriously? Does that mean I get into heaven FOR FREE??\\
'''God:''' HONESTLY\\
'''God:''' IT HELPS
** Subverted in [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1765 another one]]:
--->'''T-Rex:''' My final wish is for all life to have developed either in or about my earthly remains.\\
'''Utahraptor:''' Hah! Is that the first time that sentence has ever been said?\\
'''T-Rex:''' Utahraptor, please! That sentence is BASICALLY my daily affirmation.
* The writers of ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' were pleased with using the phrase "[[TheScrappy Jar Jar]], [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap you're a genius]]!", which got zero hits on Google before the strip went online.
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'':
** The comic joked about this in a rant that included the phrase, "Because I only have one radiation suit."
** Another one: "I bet nobody else in the history of the world has ever had cause to utter the word sequence, 'accidentally had their vital organs removed. [[OhNoNotAgain Again.]]'"
* A comic of ''FunnyFarm'' featured Ront describing the steps required to reach the town of Bucket, which involved going through the Phukket river and ends up summarizing it as "Going around the Phukket until they climax in Bucket." and, as his brother cracks up, remarks that he can't believe that sentence just came out of his mouth.
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has done this a few times, with Google searches rather than spoken sentences (since there's no way to verify the latter).
** Before [[http://xkcd.com/696/ this]] comic went online, there were no hits for "strip [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Poohsticks]]", "strip [[Film/ThePhantomMenace podracing]]", "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iterated_prisoners_dilemma iterated prisoner's dilemma]]", "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correspondence_chess chess by mail]]", or "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conways_Game_of_Life Conway's Game of Life]]".
** Similarly, as [[http://xkcd.com/458/ this]] comic's AltText points out, before it went up there were [[TakeThat no hits]] for "I'm glad I saw ''Film/EpicMovie''."
** See also under WebOriginal, when he checked a number of other rare phrases (this was a blog entry, not a comic).
** [[http://xkcd.com/798/ Crossed with]] SophisticatedAsHell: "Yes, the Cabernet is piquant as ''shit'' this year."
* From ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Grace decides the theme she wants for her birthday party is for most of her friends to use alien technology to [[GenderBender temporarily swap their genders]], which isn't nearly as crazy as it would be in a more realistic setting but nevertheless takes a lot of people out of their comfort zones:
-->'''Sarah:''' Part of me just wants to "get a room" with her. But that's just crazy! I don't want to lose my virginity as a guy, and I sure as heck don't want to risk getting Elliot pregnant! Which, by the way, is a sentence I ''never'' thought I'd say.
* Following an edit made to [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ this strip]] of ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', the author wrote:
-->Due to overwhelming reader response, I have added breasts to the space dinosaur cowboy. This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** This meta-example from Creator/AndrewHussie's [[https://twitter.com/#!/andrewhussie/status/195366116502142976 twitter]]:
--->a line i seriously just wrote in reality: "People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined."
** In act 6, during his altercation with Karkat, Dave himself says "i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it"
** ''Homestuck'' is probably the only series on the planet that can make a sentence like the following ''actually make sense in context''.
--->'''Jade:''' i never wanted to see my grandpa in [[{{Squick}} a sexy pair of underpants!!!]]
** The fandom also provides many examples, which sound ridiculous to anyone not familiar with the comic.
--->'''[[http://youdidnotseeme.tumblr.com/post/82772520494/oh-how-i-love-you-you-evil-space-goat-baby-with Blogger]]:''' Oh how I love you, you evil space goat baby with your little bow tie.
* ''WebComic/LookingForGroup'':
-->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Richard]]:''' [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/582 So...]] I'm going to need to kill [[GreatBigBookOfEverything that book]]. That was a weird thing to have to say. Even for me.
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
** Mentioned by the artist in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_379.php a strip]]:
--->'''Dan:''' My wings just tried to make me coffee!\\
'''Comic comment:''' This is probably the first time that line has been used... ever.
** [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_150.php An earlier strip]] notes that it is "The first and last time Dan will probably say Dude."
* ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}'': [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=51927&mpe=1&fromwhich=4&direction=f "I hope you enjoy the fish-ships."]]
** Also: [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=43902 "Dr. Narbon—I'm so glad to see you!"]] is not something Dave ever thought he'd say.
* According to [[http://skin-horse.com/2008/a-little-ceramic/ this]] early ''WebComic/SkinHorse'' strip "Three cheers for [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the government]]!" is one.
* ''Webcomic/{{Prequel}}'''s "About" page ends with the author's note "Thanks, and I hope you enjoy reading my story about an alcoholic cat who hears internet voices. That is a sentence I never thought I would type."
* In ''[[http://www.noscrying.com No Scrying]]'', courtesy of an immortal devil who definitely knows what he's talking about:
--> '''Prince Iskardias:''' Guardsman Lucian, I have lived for aeons without cause to say this combination of words. Why is a ''werewolf'' leading a ''paladin'' to a ''mermaid'' in your home?
* From ''Webcomic/WildeLife:'' "You know what? I'm not comfortable debating my sister's ostensible hotness with a teenaged werewolf. And I didn't even know that about myself until today. What a magical journey of self-discovery this has all been."
* ''Webcomic/MarioAndLuigiCleanupCrew'': You're getting your counterattack all over everything!
* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'':
--> '''AI:''' :-) I also contain predictive algorithms... and may be able to assist you directly.\\
'''Dr. Mer:''' I'm here with a [[UpliftedAnimal genetically engineered]] [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman talking wolf]] and would like permission to get it off my [[BlackSite secret arctic base]] without a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia mind wipe]].\\
'''AI:''' :-( There are no predictive algorithms to cover that scenario.
* ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' has these in great abundance!
--> '''Fern''': He turned into a dolphin and tried to eat the universe. Or something.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Mmmmm, yes, sounds rather like the sort of thing the brash lad might get up to.
--> '''Fern''': We'd found some… thing… some red thing. I don't remember what they called it, but I think it's what brought my corpses back to life. I can't believe I'm saying this.
* ''Webcomic/PhilLikesTacos'', while Doug is missing.
--> '''Phil:''' I wonder if this is what Kitsune said Mecha-Doug was up to -- making evil nerds unstoppable.
--> '''Phil's niece:''' [[http://www.fulltimeink.com/plt/20160506/ That sentence was amazing.]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] in general often have this, especially if the game in question has something like an AudienceAlienatingPremise, like ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac''. Northernlion, well-known for having a 120+ video-long Let's Play of ''The Binding of Isaac'', sometimes says things like "Okay, as soon as I clear these flies, I'm going to shoot that screaming fetus." or "Suck it, Diglett!" (in reference to a type of very annoying burrowing enemy that resembles the Pokémon Diglett). He often lampshades this.
* [[http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-The-Black-Gate/Update%2014/ This]] [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] spends an update going over the magic in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII''. When he gets to Cause Fear, he has this to say:
-->Inferior to diapers. I never thought I'd type that, but there you go.
* LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:
** In [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130109065400/http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html his playthrough]] of ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake'', he [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130118112419/http://slowbeef.com/MG2/chap58.html takes time off in chapter 58]] to recount how he mentioned his use of the phrase "It's just not hamster stupid" to a friend.
** Much later, as part of WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}, he once stated that "LetsPlay/ProtonJon was tricked into doing a Super Mario World ROM hack LP," and then noted that he had trouble believing he actually said such.
* LetsPlay/ProtonJon's ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'' playthrough has a "'Never Thought I'd Say That' Count". As of Stage 6, it's up to 2.
* WebVideo/JonTron has the following, while playing ''VideoGame/TakeshisChallenge'':
-->Never in my life have I said "Goddamnit, I shot the wind again", and ''meant'' it.
* LetsPlay/VanossGamingAndCompany: Many hilarious non-sequiturs have been spoken and then lampshaded by the players:
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Look at that shark eating a cheeseburger!" [[note]]On a poster found in VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV.[[/note]]
-->'''Nogla:''' "Protect me while I [[https://twitter.com/daithidenogla/status/590394855798386689 tweet]] Music/SnoopDogg!" [[note]]One of the objectives on the Zombies map they were playing involved collecting teapots. Confused as to where the last pot was, Nogla decided to tweet Snoop Dogg ("pot" is slang for marijuana) about it and needed someone to protect him while he was doing so.[[/note]]
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' "Cookie-man, give us a blowjob before we die!" [[note]]Delirious and Vanoss were sitting in a burning car, literally seconds away from exploding, with a friend in the back seat who was wearing a mask that resembled a gingerbread man. Vanoss immediately invokes this trope after a few moments, saying "Pretty sure no-one's ever said '''THAT''' before."[[/note]]
-->'''[=IAMWILDCAT=]:''' "Hey look, it's two pickles and dish soap!"
-->'''[=H2ODelirious=]:''' [[https://youtu.be/2wd1jhDzUSM?t=513 "GIVE BIRTH!"]][[note]]Context: While everybody is chanting "Push!!" during a GTA V Sumo match, Delirious yells this while attempting a labour-related joke.. Evan took some time to realize that absolutely ''no one'' in the world would ever yell this to a woman in labour.[[/note]]
* From the ''[[VideoGame/ColossalCave Adventure]]'' [[http://lparchive.org/Adventure/Update%20118/ Let's Play]] by idonotlikepeas:
-->Wearing the vase was one of the first things we tried.
-->...you know, some sentences you just think you'll never type.
* In Creator/TeamFourStar's playthrough of ''VideoGame/DragonBallZSagas'', the guys get a kick out of the fact that the game gives them the occasion to say unusual sentences like "Oh no! He's still legs!"
* While goofing around in ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'', LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIB-XKHWfs&t=7m48s asks]] a question for the ages:
-->'''Mark:''' What if I put thrusters on a baby?\\
'''Mark (laughing):''' That's a question that everyone should ask themselves...\\
'''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye:''' That is something I ''never'' thought anyone would say!
* This occurs fairly often on https://www.duolingo.com/ , the site randomly generates sentences like "noun verbed the other noun" and "noun is adjective" which generates such fantastic insights as "The bear gave birth to a duck."
* Comes up from time to time on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses:
** WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede once described ''Anime/TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime'' as "[[JustForFun/XMeetsY Like]] ''Film/GroundhogDay'' if Bill Murray was a teenage girl." Apparently it's #145 on the list of things he never thought he would say.
** ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony when he gets frustrated with Squall being TheStoic during the balcony scene with [[HotTeacher Quistis]].
--->'''Spoony:''' [[SelfDeprecation I don't often say this]], but I have so much better moves than this guy!
** ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'':
--->'''Linkara:''' I just said "heroic raisin." My dignity will never be the same.
** And Creator/ChaosD1's cameo in the ''Marville #1'' review:
--->'''Creator/ChaosD1:''' ALAN GREENSPAN DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! ...That's a new one.
** Creator/AllisonPregler came across one in ''Mindwarp''.
--->'''Villain:''' I never thought I could deflower my daughter, but I can.\\
'''Allison:''' That's not a line you hear every day.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] reviews Art films. These come with the territory, although this one he had to point out.
--->'''Oancitizen:''' [[Film/SweetMovie Then an OB/GYN unicycles into the room and]]-- I just said that sentence out loud, didn't I?
*** In the commentary of his ''Film/ASerbianFilm'' review, he also calls this on "They raped a fictional baby!" (and adds how his neighbors reacted to him shouting said line in the middle of the night...)
*** During his review of ''Mister Lonely'', which is set in a commune populated by celebrity impersonators, Kyle describes what's going on in the plot: "There's a love triangle developing between Music/MichaelJackson, {{Music/Madonna}}, and Creator/CharlieChaplin... The sentences this film is making me say."
*** From the review of ''Goodbye Twentieth Century'': "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face.]] Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face. Let that sentence sink in. Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face. Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa..."
** In the Allison Pregler and WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob crossover, ''The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes'':
--->'''Snob:''' I never thought I'd say this, but the climax of the movie involves ''Sherlock Holmes'' in ''a hot air balloon'' fighting ''Iron Man'' in a ''giant robot dragon'' while ''Watson'' rides on horseback to ''stop an android from blowing up '''Buckingham Palace'''''! I can't even make a joke about that!
** In the Snob's review of ''Elves'', we get this:
--->'''Protagonist:''' I want to know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis!\\
'''Snob:''' ...are you aware of the sentence that just came out of your mouth?!
** Happens again in Snob's review of ''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure'':
--->'''Snob:''' It's their pillow Shluufy's birthday... that's a sentence I just said!
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic had this from his Top Ten Nostalgic {{Mind Screw}}s:
--->'''Critic:''' ''[about the "Pink Elephants" sequence from ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'']'' It starts with Dumbo getting drunk. I just realized how strange that sounds.
** And appears again in ''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas''.
--->'''Critic:''' So Ernest P. Worrel drives Santa Claus around in his cab... boy, that's something I didn't think I'd say today.
** In his review of "Tom and Jerry: The Movie":
-->'''Critic:''' So after they escape the singing cat gang... good God, did I just say that?
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick said something along these lines in her review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina}}'' at the end of the Beetle Ball scene:
--->'''Chick:''' For reasons unknown, she ends up in her underwear where the beetles all start singing about how ugly she is, ending with Gilbert Gottfried smacking her on the ass... But really, how many times in life do you get to say that?
** WebVideo/BennettTheSage had this to say when introducing Felicia and Lord Raptor from the ''Night Warriors: VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}}' Revenge'' OVA:
--->'''Sage:''' We cut to Felicia, the [[CatGirl cat-woman]]... running into Lord Raptor, an [[TheUndead undead]] [[BritishRockStar Cockney rock star]]. ''[checks computer]'' Aaaand yes, I've just confirmed that that sentence has never been uttered in the history of language.
* Nash and his cohost on live Radio Dead Air version of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Tara, have to use these from time to time. In context. ''Based on real life events.''
** The following was in response to putting a... [[UnusualEuphemism novelty item]] in your bosses coffee after a man was accused of using it on women.
--->'''Tara:''' And you will know, he is deep throating an invisible cock. [[note]]Such an item does not exist before you ask.[[/note]]\\
'''Headline:''' Woman dies from sex with dog.
** Nash came across one in the crime episode of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Nash said the following. There's a moment like this ''[[SerialEscalation Once every other episode]]'' often [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by "I can't believe I had to say that!"
--->'''Nash:''' You can debate the right or wrong of the police seizing his penis, and I never thought I would have to say those words.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dySUiUxqgew This]] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ManHunter'' (From Yahtzee, creator of ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' has a part in which they discuss and lampshade this effect ("ORBS! ORBS! ORBS!").
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd's review of the ''{{Film/Beetlejuice}}'' game has the player need to move a cloud, resulting in the Nerd complaining of the [[GuideDangIt cryptic way of making it move]]: "to get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive".
* ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'':
** From the recap of ''Film/{{Zardoz}}'': "Then we cut to a naked May explaining Marxist philosophy while mathematical formulae are projected on her breasts. And you know, sometimes you type a sentence that makes you stop and ask yourself, ''did I really just type that?''"
** A stand-out line in ''Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank'': "Desirée! You could have gotten mustard all over his brain!"
--->'''Albert:''' Yeah, just take a second and stare at that line for a while. It's a beauty. Lines that insane only come along once every so often.
** In ''Myra Beckinridge'', but more related to how screwed the content of that movie is.
--->Then it's back and forth between the [[BlackComedyRape anal dildo rape]] (boy, who ever thought I'd type that phrase in a movie recap?)...
--->Then we cut to another old film where an old guy and a woman are cheering. Old Guy exclaims, "It's the first time in my whole life I've ever really enjoyed opera!" And this is the first time in my whole life I've ever had to type the phrase "anal dildo rape" four times, so I suppose we're even.
* ''Encyclopedia Obscura'' review of the terrible movie ''[[http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Robo Vampire]]'':
-->I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone.
* From a [[http://www.fanart-central.net/stories/user/Doomlord1234/58272/Dooms-Gamer-Gallery/99342/Chapter-14/Trio-Punch-Never-Forget-Me%2E%2E%2E review]] of ''VideoGame/TrioThePunch -- Never Forget Me'': "Colonel Sanders also has midget power. I hope to the gaming powers that be that this is the first time in the history of life that anyone has typed 'Colonel Sanders also has midget power'."
* The ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' blog had an [[http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/12/03/some-lists/ entry]] devoted to phrases that turned up no hits on Google ("ate a violin," "driver-side bidet") as well as phrases Randall had hoped would turn up no hits but actually did ("full-body glissando," "passenger-side bidet").
* [[http://www.qdb.us/300501 From QDB:]]
--> my cock is as big as snow leopard's :P\\
(i sure hope snow leopards have big cocks now that i said that)\\
I bet you're the first ever person to say "i sure hope snow leopards have big cocks"
* Ken Tremendous, guestblogging on ''Deadspin'', does this in the middle of [[http://deadspin.com/#!5644755/little-man-gigantic-exaggeration-of-his-abilities a rant about how sportswriters overvalue David Eckstein]]:
-->You should hear Clint Barmes play "April Come She Will" on the acoustic second-base-area. It'll bring a tear to your eye. (That might be the weirdest sentence I've ever written. Fuck it. I'm leaving it in. It's 12:25 a.m.)
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=84652.msg2271836#msg2271836 This poster]] on the ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' forums is trying to save dwarves from bug-induced [[SpontaneousHumanCombustion spontaneous dwarven combustion]][[note]]If you turn off temperature and get your dwarves doused in magma or [[BreathWeapon breathed on by a fire demon]], they'll burst into flames when you turn it back on.[[/note]] by dropping the afflicted dwarves into a pool of water, which, as pointed out, is pretty much the only time you'll hear a DF player use the phrase "plummeted to their salvation".
* Creator/{{Bobsheaux}} has one in his review of ''Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure'':
-->They look in on their friend J. Edgar -- [[{{Pun}} get it? He's a vacuum cleaner!]] -- who's getting balloons for their little pillow friend. And my God, I can't believe this movie makes that sentence real!
* Website/{{Cracked}}:
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19207_the-7-most-terrifyingly-huge-things-in-history-nature_p2.html The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the History of Nature]]:
--->After all, you figure that surely the female must be a huge hulking example of the species to even be able to [[ItMakesSenseInContext fit a sperm longer than the freaking male of the species inside of]]... oh we can't even finish this sentence [[LampshadeHanging it's just too weird.]]
** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/ The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts]]:
--->This is another film written and directed by Jackie himself. Maybe you can blame the following two sentences on the chunks of his brain that fell out during his ''Project A'' skull injury, but here goes: In ''Who Am I?'' Jackie Chan plays a character named both "[[TheDanza Jackie Chan]]" and "Who Am I?" He loses his memory after special forces attack a meteor, and he joins an African tribe and a rally car race before stopping an international space weapon smuggling operation staffed entirely by kickboxers. So crumple up that screenplay you're working on, awesome 8-year-olds. Jackie Chan already made it.
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19558_the-7-dumbest-video-game-innovations-that-actually-exist.html In another article]], "Is it a law that all urine games must have a pee pun in their title? Are we the first people to ever type those words?"
** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-hated-groups-that-are-going-out-their-way-to-be-awesome/ 5 Hated Groups That are Going Out of Their Way to be Awesome]], one of the comments:
--->'''chewie402:''' I think Calvin was talking about ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'', not Music/InsaneClownPosse. (I think I'm the first person in history to write that sentence)
** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/knee-rape-bullet-semen-5-bad-comic-book-film-sex-scenes/ The 5 Most Indefensible Sex Scenes In Superhero Movies]]:
--->Instead, the movie gives us Locklear in a shitty swamp pad with Swamp Thing, who laments his lack of penis by offering her crotch endive. I've never typed that sentence in my life before now, but every word of it is true.
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_24425_6-stupidly-creative-ways-to-beat-video-game-bosses.html 6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend]]:
-->In a sentence you almost certainly won't read outside a discussion of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'', you can relax in your Mega Man costume while your friends gun down all the mentally ill dwarf clowns.
* ''Game Informer'', in an [[http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/07/01/prepare-yourself-for-the-baconing.aspx online article announcing an upcoming game]], stated: "The sequel will require Videogame/DeathSpank to enter the Fires of Bacon in order to bring peace back to Spanktopia. There's a sentence I never thought I would write."
* In his review of ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'', [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] starts a sentence with, "But once I'd mentally adjusted for Batman's underpants", and captions the screen, "I bet no-one's ever said this sentence before".
* From [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/7471.html this sporking]] of ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'':
-->Harry wants to deny Severus a magical epidural because he doesn't want to be soft on crime. Now there's a sentence you don't type every day.
** The same sporker, [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/30080.html concerning]] ''Hogwarts Exposed'':
--->So Hermione hates Hooch because she ate her nipple. That's a sentence I never thought I'd type and I hope I never have to again.
* ''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'' has used this a few times:
-->[[http://joshreads.com/?p=12532 Today's]] ''ComicStrip/SnuffySmith'' sent me on an etymological voyage of discovery, which is a sentence that I’m pretty sure has never been written before and will never be written again.
-->[[http://joshreads.com/?p=25107 Here]] is a sequence of words that has almost certainly never been constructed before but which I nevertheless believe to be meaningful and also true: these prehistoric ants appear to be Seventh-Day Adventists.
* [[http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/03/08/bioshock-infinites-motorised-patriot-is-evil-robot-george-washington-with-a-gatling-gun/ An article]] on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite'' from ''PC Gamer'' bears the headline "Bioshock Infinite’s Motorised Patriot is evil robot George Washington with a gatling gun", and begins "I didn’t think I’d find myself writing that headline when I woke up this morning."
* In a textual review of ''[[Film/TheManWhoSavesTheWorld Turkish Star Wars]]'', [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] wrote:
-->The scene ends gracefully by ramming the camera into the nostril of an ugly alien who looks like Linda Hunt dunked in turquoise paint and wearing a green Bozo the Clown wig and a black pinstriped suit. I'm fairly certain I've written about thirty sentences that have never been uttered before in the entire history of the English language just describing the total lunacy being displayed on the screen. I think I'm going out of my fucking mind.
* In season 6 of ''WebVideo/AcquisitionsIncorporated'', Creator/WilWheaton ends up giving a little speech about the absurdity of the situation he has found himself in.
-->'''Wil:''' Dungeon Master, friends, assembled nerds. I'm forty years old. I have been playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' since the Red Box set in 1981, 82, 83, somewhere around there in my life. It is safe to say that I have been playing ''Dungeons & Dragons'' for a minimum of 20 years, possibly longer, maybe closer to 30 years. I'm gonna say something I have never said. I have gone against the giants, I've been killed in the Tomb of Horrors, I have visited the Temple of Elemental Evil, and of course, there is not a single square in the Cave of Chaos that I have not crawled through. One time I talked to a wizard named Bargle, and I have never said the following words: [[ItMakesSenseInContext I will climb up the asshole.]]
* Happens several times for ''LetsPlay/TheStrawhatNO'':
** ''Twilight Princess'':
*** Travis (as a very playful Midna to Wolf Link): "Would you like a tickle on the booty-boot?" He later says he never said "booty-boot" before.
*** Redundant says this of Epee Em's "Hey, Hitler-head!" when talking about Ashei's hair, which looks like a toothbrush mustache on her forehead.
*** Travis when Fyer repairs the Sky Cannon: "Words I never thought I'd say: 'clown repair montage'".
** ''Bomberman Generation''
*** Thorn describes Constructor-X as "awesome but embarrassing". Redundant notes that more things should be described as such.
** ''Ni no Kuni'':
*** Thorn: "Certain ingredients can only be bought from [[PunnyName Hootenanny]]. And I can't believe I just said that."
*** Then again when he mentions the "Cawtermaster".
*** When discussing the multiple tiers of Familiar food:
---->'''Travis:''' ''[laughing]'' That's such an odd statement. "Sweetie Pie, the next generation of pie!"
* Troy from ''Blog/BloggerBeware'' does this occasionally when reviewing a ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' book. For example, in "Phantom of the Auditorium":
-->''The Corn Flakes aren't soggy yet, so the Phantom must be near''. I still can't believe that sentence needed to be written by me. Amazing.
* In the ''Blog/CinnamonBunzuh'' review of ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' #39, both Adam and Ifi agree that the plot is dumb and nonsensical. "That said, 'And then the Dracon beam blew up the buffalo' is one of the best lines I have ever read."
** One person in the comment section suggests Creator/KAApplegate just gave that line to the ghostwriter and said to construct a story around it.
* [[Webcomic/AwkwardZombie Katie Tiedrich]] once mentioned on her Website/{{Twitter}} feed, that whilst working a robotics final she said [[https://twitter.com/katietiedrich/status/325430995903995904 "someone stole the nerf gun off of our Roomba"]].
* Owing to the character succession mechanics in ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings II'', [=LPer=] Ulm notes this about him wanting to find his character's son a wife "[[http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/content.php?1449-Ulm-plays-Crusader-Kings-II-The-Old-Gods-as-Someone-Chapter-V who might help with my rule once I become him]]".
* Wiki/TVTropes itself has some, owing to the existence of WidgetSeries, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs things that look like they're made on drugs]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext things that only make sense in context]], {{Fantasy Kitchen Sink}}s and other forms of weirdness in works. Even our titles can sound like rare sentences. Say BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy anywhere else and you'll be seen as a wacky conspiracy theorist.
* In The Cine Masochist review of ''Hell Comes to Frogtown'', we get this gem: "Tease triple [[GroinAttack dick-punts]] Toady... Wow, there are some words I'll never say again!"
* Often used by LetsPlay/ZoeyProasheck of the ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'', who will say something unusual and follow it up with "That's a sentence..."
* WebVideo/StuartAshen gets these every so often. One nice, bemused one comes in TheStinger of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hYT_V8a-o 2014 Easter special.]]
-->I just noticed... its eyes are tubes. It's not a phrase I ever thought I'd say.
* On the blog ''Polite Dissent'', the author found himself wondering how his blog had become the number one search result for "ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} culottes", before wondering why anyone would be searching for that term at all.
* This happens from time to time on ''Blog/CakeWrecks'', often in the form of expressing horror at the fact that something could be described in the way it was.
-->[[http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2009/2/9/thisll-cure-that-freaky-fetish.html Side note: The words "cake" and "ankle stumps" should never, EVER, be used to describe the same thing.]]
* David J. Prokopetz once [[http://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/121083980877/prokopetz-i-think-a-lot-of-whats-wrong-with wrote a post on Tumblr]] comparing the glut of DarkerAndEdgier protagonists in video games to how people in the 21st century seem to give more respect to the {{Monster Clown}} trope rather than {{sad clown}}s or {{non ironic clown}}s. He later claimed he wrote the post just to have an excuse to use the phrase "clown diversity".
* ''WebVideo/{{Muselk}}'' says a lot of things that you wouldn't hear very often in his "Worst Admins Ever" video. Examples include:
Is that a penis Heavy riding a fucking ostrich!?\\\
The Emus have gained intelligence.\\\
Tava, please. I can't... handle... the OP... Fucking OSTRICH-- OH MY GOD!
* This WebSite/TextsFromLastNight [[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-66422.html post]]
-->I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
* Roleplay/{{Glowfic}}: plenty of these.
--> "I wonder what the Eagles think of all this inefficient errantry they get sent on."\\
"And the others all have wings. Clearly in order to accomplish proper couplishness wings have to be involved somewhere."\\
"Well... well stop," says little Miles indignantly. "I'm not twenty years older than me yet."
* [[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]], having encountered a creature he dubbed a "trombone sloth" in an Early Access game called "Wrongworld":
-->'''Jim:''' Oh god, it's got a little anus! It's got a little butthole! Look at that! Shameless! [is attacked by a tree stump monster] Oh, go away! I'm trying to look at a trombone sloth's butthole! ...That's a sentence that I've had to say today.
* [[WebVideo/GuruLarryAndWez Guru Larry]] admits that even he can say something ''nice'' about Creator/PeterMolyneux (A OncePerEpisode butt of his jokes) in his Fact Hunt episode "10 Companies EA Bought, Then DESTROYED!!!" He gives credit that it was Molyneux's business savvy that specifically prevented Creator/ElectronicArts from buying out Bullfrog Studios, who had been trying to buy them out for years. When Molyneux left the company for unrelated reasons, EA quickly swooped in, chewed them up, and spat out the remains.
* Creator/{{Evilhumour}} is prone to making comments of this type behind the scenes, eliciting a response of "there's something that's never been said" from those he chats with. Examples include "I'm the head of Toucanism. As a bluejay."

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
** Phineas and Ferb's crazy plans and those of Dr. Doofenshmirtz can easily lead to this:
--->'''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Doofenshmirtz]]:''' Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!\\
'''[[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Vanessa]]:''' How did my life get to a point where that is not a strange sentence to me?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(mockingly)'' "I am your daughter. I will stop being sarcastic and untie you."
** In fact, the ClipShow "Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!" has an entire montage devoted to odd sentences that have showed up at some point, prompted in turn by the line "Super-suit-generated egg renderings always make me a bit peckish":
--->Nothing says 'mother's love' like a gigantic robotic platypus butt.\\\
Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?\\\
I wanna float around! ...like ''men''.\\\
Am I sweating milk?!\\\
Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation!\\\
Run for your lives! It's Gnome-a-geddon!\\\
Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses.\\\
[[NoodleIncident I knew I should have gotten the down payment on the elephant.]]\\\
It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.\\\
Oh no, you did ''not'' just tell me to hench.\\\
What, you think we should have ''more'' Bulgarian folk-related elements?\\\
I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese.\\\
Dad, you might want to wipe the Queen off your face.\\\
I too feel a certain element of kebab-ism.\\\
Definitely the giant floating baby head.\\\
I am to metaphor-cheese as metaphor-cheese is to transitive-verb crackers.\\\
I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.\\\
Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Taffeta... make a note of that.\\\
I'm calling Mom... and I am ''not'' using the banana this time!
** There's also this exchange from "I Was a Middle-Aged Robot", which sort of plays with the trope:
--->'''Candace:''' How many times have I told you to keep Perry out of my way while I'm balancing eggs on a spoon?\\
'''Phineas:''' Um... never?
** Definitely played with in "One Good Scare Ought to Do It", even though it doesn't follow the mold. This episode is where the last example in the clip show list came from, and this was the response:
--->'''Phineas:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' You guys heard that, right? It ''wasn't'' just me?
** How about this one, from "The Temple of Juatchadoon"?
--->'''Phineas:''' We've got to lead that corn colossus away from those back up singers!\\
'''Isabella:''' OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down.
** And one from "Der Kinderlumper", lampshaded:
-->'''Candace:''' I've got the fennel pedal to the rutabaga metal! And yes, I know that's a weird sentence.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Haylias", Hayley's TriggerPhrase is explicitly mentioned as being a combination of words that no-one in the world would ever say in order to prevent accidental activation--"I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', in "Spies Reminiscent of Us", had a gag with a TriggerPhrase again being something that nobody would ever say--"[[AcceptableTargets Boy, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.]]"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** In "Make Room for Lisa", Marge assures Lisa that having a cell phone tower built into her bedroom is temporary:
--->'''Marge:''' It's only until we have to pay off your father's desecration of a priceless artifact. (''sigh'') Never thought I'd ever have to say ''that'' [[OhNoNotAgain again]]...
--->'''Lisa:''' Dad, follow that dinosaur!\\
'''Homer:''' I've waited my whole life to hear that!
** And in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E15HomieTheClown Homie the Clown]]"
--->'''Homer:''' That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!!\\
'''Bart:''' I don't think any of us expected him to say that...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'', Splinter says that Michelangelo is wise when he tries to befriend Leatherhead, and then admits that he never expected to say that.
* Used as a TakeThat in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
-->'''Professor Farnsworth:''' I'm sure nobody's ever said this before, but I must get to UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}} as quickly as possible!
* ''WesternAnimation/CampLakebottom'': From "Fanboy Freakout":
-->'''Gretchen:''' Squirt, don't eat our fake poop. There's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]
* A variant from ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
-->'''Archer:''' That's good, because [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat I've basically been waiting my entire life to say this]]... I'm commandeering this airboat!
* From ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama All-Stars:''
-->'''Sam:''' Well, no one else was gonna pee on me. ''[{{Beat}}; chuckles]'' Huh, [[LampshadeHanging that is a weird sentence]].
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'':
-->'''Timmy:''' You were right, Cosmo!... ''You'' were right?\\\
'''Timmy:''' Great idea Cosmo! Wow, there's three words I never thought I'd say in a row.
* ''Series/StrangeHillHigh'': From "The 101% Solution":
-->'''Becky:''' We can't hold off these concrete-pouring helicopters forever, she said saying something no one has ever said before.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' has a few:
-->'''Stan:''' Sometimes, Wendy, a man has to steal an animatronic badger in order to stay in this crazy game called life.

-->'''Deputy Durland:''' A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!
-->'''Sheriff Blubs:''' My horoscope came true.
* From ''WesternAnimation/KongKingOfTheApes:''
-->'''Panchi:''' Those dinosaurs are going to crush Kong! [[LampshadeHanging Wow, I can't believe I just said that]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'', Tina injures her leg, and the school decides to use her to test a new program so students can attend school even if they're too sick or injured to do so in person. Tina stays home from school, instead sitting in front of a computer that's connected to a remote-controlled robot with a camera and video screen, which she guides around the school and uses to interact with teachers and classmates. She ends up getting closer to Jimmy Junior, who finds she's easier to talk to this way. When he essentially asks her robot avatar out on a date, we get this from her brother:
-->'''Gene:''' I guess we're going robot dress shopping. I've said that so many times and it's finally true!
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'':
-->'''Lincoln:''' Darn Lisa thinks she's so smart just because her brain's green...

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Noam Chomsky's sentence "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" -- the point was that it had never been written/spoken before and makes no sense, but is still grammatical and therefore comprehensible. This one has been repeated enough that it no longer counts. Linguistics books usually use [[TextbookHumor weird and goofy sentences]] to make this same point. (These are usually known a WordSalad.)
* This [[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=11122 Language Log]] post glories in the fact that our linguistic faculties allow us to instantly understand such rare sentences as these, using as its example a sentence it calls out from a real news report: "Last week a former Royal Marine who is the boyfriend of the model Kelly Brooks crashed into a bus stop while driving a van carrying a load of dead badgers."
* ''[[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers The Daily Telegraph]]'''s cartoonist Matt said that if he's not sure about a cartoon he can end up roaming the ''Telegraph'' office asking people things like "Does this chicken look worried about monetary union?"
* [[http://www.zompist.com/thought.html This list]] of unlikely phrases found in real phrasebooks. Useful if you ever need to say "Because I was out buying a pair of wooden shoes" in Vietnamese.[[note]] [[RealityIsUnrealistic Which could be useful, if you're discussing Clogs.]] [[/note]]
** The Somali section is bloodcurdling:
--->Are the snakes here dangerous? \\
''Masaska halkaan khatar miyaa?'' \\
I must operate on you. \\
''Waa inaan ku qalaa.'' \\
We must bury her. \\
''Waa inaan duugnaa isaga.''
** The Website/{{Tumblr}} blog [[http://wtfduolingo.tumblr.com/ WTF, Duolingo]] similarly covers unusual foreign-language sentences found on the massively-praised language-learning website Duolingo.
* Leo Rosten once decided to write an essay (reprinted in his book ''Passions and Prejudices'') about modern poetry and computers that wrote poetry. By (he said) writing down various forms of speech on slips of paper and then pulling the slips from various envelopes, he ended up creating odd short poems that would better be described as WordSalad. The crowning poem? ''Swish green albino dust/Through avatars unborn/And circumcise the circumscribed circumstance:/Juno stabbed the rooster.''
* From [[http://www.ncregister.com/blog/simcha-fisher/charities-you-ought-to-know this]] ''National Catholic Register'' article:
-->As some of you know, I got a little irritated at the news that Michael Voris and the mostly-reliable Fr. Z have chosen to launch a bizarre Lenten retreat Carribean cruise (I believe that's what's known as a "statistically improbable phrase").