Literature / The Ballad of the White Horse

Had seen their sunrise pass,
Was cut out of the grass
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The Ballad of the White Horse is a 1911 epic poem by G. K. Chesterton that follows King Alfred The Great as he rallies chieftains from all around England to defeat the invading army of Guthrum the Dane. It’s generally considered to be one of the last traditional epic poems written in the English language.

The title refers to the Uffington White Horse, a figure carved into a hill over 3000 years ago depicting a rearing horse. Throughout the book, the Uffington Horse is metaphorical of civilized England. Under the rule of the pagan vikings, it became overrun with weeds and grass, whereas under Alfred's rule, it is tended to and kept clear. This is also used to illustrate how constant work and vigilance must be maintained to keep anarchy at bay.

This show provides examples of:

  • An Axe to Grind: What Alfred uses in battle after giving his sword to Colan.
  • A Storm Is Coming:
    I tell you naught for your comfort,
    Yea, naught for your desire,
    Save that the sky grows darker yet,
    And the sea rises higher.
  • The Berserker: Ogier and the Danes he leads to drive Colan and Alfred apart.
  • Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie: Before the battle, each of Alfred's Chieftains says where they would like to be buried. Eldred wants to be buried on his farm, and Colan in the forest where he can hear the voices of the ancient celtic trees. Mark subverts this by requesting them to bury him wherever he falls as "All the earth is Roman earth, and I shall die in Rome".
  • The Dragon: Ogier.
  • Despair Event Horizon: Eldred has gone through this, having seen all his friends die fruitlessly in battle against the Danes, before Alfred rouses him to fight.
  • Do Not Go Gentle: Alfred's speech before the last charge.
  • Evil Counterpart: Each of Alfred's chiefs has a foil in the Dane's camp: Eldred's is Harold, Mark's is Elf, Colan's is Ogier, and of course, Alfred's is Guthrum.
  • Evil Weapon: Elf’s enchanted spear, a magical weapon forged "by the monstrous water maids".
  • Fighting Irish: Colan.
    For the Great Gaels of Ireland
    Are the men that God made mad
    For all their wars are merry
    And all their songs are sad
  • Five-Man Band: Technically four members, but Alfred fulfills the role of The Heart, keeping the conflicting ideals of the Chieftains together.
  • God Is Dead: Guthrum’s song.
  • The Hedonist: Harold.
  • Heel–Faith Turn: Guthrum after the Battle of Ethandune.
  • Historical-Domain Character: Alfred, Guthrum.
  • Horny Vikings: The Danes.
  • Human Pincushion: Eldred is impaled on seven spears before he dies.
  • King Incognito: Alfred meets with the Danish leaders in disguise as a wandering minstrel
  • Living Relic: Mark is one of the last Romans still in England.
  • Long List: In book 7, one is provided of the Danish warlords Alfred kills in battle.
  • The Low Middle Ages
  • Mission from God: Alfred’s quest to defeat the Danes.
  • Nietzsche Wannabe: Guthrum’s sings about how, finding that there is no God or great meaning in life, all he has left is to lay waste to whole nations, because battle is the only time when he can forget the emptiness of existence.
  • The Old Gods: When Ogier, one of Guthrum’s earls, takes up Alfred’s harp, he sings of “gods behind the gods” who seek to destroy all that exists, god and man alike.
  • Omnicidal Maniac: Ogier and his “gods behind the gods”.
  • Our Mermaids Are Different: The Rhine-maidens mentioned in the description of Elf's spear.
  • The Pessimist: Elf, Guthrum’s bard.
  • The Power of Hate: Also mentioned in Ogier’s song.
  • Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Colan's part of the army, which is so poor and badly-equipped Harold compares them to scarecrows and says he'll shoot them like carrion, as they're not worth fighting like real men. Then Colan throws a sword into his face.
  • Retired Badass: Eldred
  • Rousing Speech: Multiple times.
  • Rule of Symbolism: The titular White Horse represents the state of England - as the Danes ravage the country, it is overrun with lichen and weeds, and after Alfred wins, he bids the people preserve it.
    • In addition, keeping the Horse clean from weeds to preserve it is equated with defending society from the threats facing it.
  • Throwing Your Sword Always Works: In spite of it being the only sword he or his men had available, Colan starts the battle off by swinging it in a circle over his head and hurling it into the oncoming army. It hits Guthrum’s nephew Harold right smack in the head, killing him.
  • Wandering Minstrel: Alfred meets with the chiefs disguised as one.
  • Warrior Poet: Elf, Colan and Alfred.
  • War God: When they’re not being presented as impotent, the Danish gods are shown this way.