- You never visit the unabridged version HERE anymore! You've got such fast internet and you can't even be bothered to visit a page once in a while?! What's the matter, is it not good enough for you?! I might as well just delete it!
Laconic / Jewish Mother
The stereotypical Jewish mother. She nags a lot and is very overprotective of her (and, if it's exaggerated, everyone else's) children.