Laconic / Jewish Mother

The stereotypical Jewish mother. She nags a lot and is very overprotective of her (and, if it's exaggerated, everyone else's) children.
You never visit the unabridged version HERE anymore! You've got such fast internet and you can't even be bothered to visit a page once in a while?! What's the matter, is it not good enough for you?! I might as well just delete it!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/JewishMother