http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/CantHaveSexEver Following Laconic / Can't Have Sex, Ever Go To × Edit Locked Main Laconic Quotes PlayingWith Create New - Create New - Analysis Awesome Characters FanWorks FanficRecs Fridge Funny Haiku Headscratchers Heartwarming ImageLinks NightmareFuel Recap ReferencedBy Shocking TearJerker Timeline Trivia WMG YMMV They both want each other, but they can't consummate without something bad happening.Visit the unabridged version HERE. Previous Index Next Can't Get in Trouble for Nuthin' « Laconic » Can't Hold His Liquor