* Brainiac 5 writes an honest to God slashfic with himself as a PuritySue in the RelationshipSue-ish role, and has himself ''die gallantly in Superman's arms''. In fact, Timber Wolf even ''[[LampshadeHanging lampshades]]'' this: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRxx0oElgpA]]. Then when he hears Superman is "back" he practically becomes giddy...then he sees it's not the "real" Superman (it's Supes' clone) and becomes quite ''pissy'' shall we say. This is after the Season One episode where Superman found a girlfriend, Lex Luthor's future offspring 'natch, and Brainy practically threw a hissy-fit and was about five seconds from drunk dialing Triplicate Girl to cry about it. HoYay doesn't even begin to describe it. It's outright {{fan service}}.
* In the RecursiveAdaptation tie-in comics: [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/justiard/crack%20project/LSH_11_DCP_003.jpg Brainiac starts scrapbooking Superman-memories.]] All for "training purposes" of course--so his lament on the next page about the extinction of 21st-century kitsch like "glitter" and "gluesticks" must be a complete non sequitur. It all got an [[http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=249 interesting]] ShrugOfGod on WhatCouldHaveBeen (after the comics were canceled):
-->'''J. Torres:''' I definitely wanted to explore Brainy's "man crush" on Superman more. I also wanted to add Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} into the mix at one point and do some fun stuff with that "{{love triangle}}." I don't know if Brainy's love for Superman was of the romantic type, but then again, he has a 12th level intellect and his concept of platonic love versus romantic love is probably more complex than we could understand. I don't think we could accurately define it with our 21st century labels, nor would I necessarily want to in the context of this comic book.