* "Follow your dreams, all you crazy little mother ([[SoundEffectBleep caw!]])ers on the Internet without supervision! Follow your ([[SoundEffectBleep caw!]])in' dreams."
* [[http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2012/11/20/thanksgiving-care-package.html Thanksgiving Care Package.]] They cook three of their more famous meals, the [[http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2010/11/23/turbaconepic-thanksgiving.html Turbaconepic]], the [[http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2011/4/26/fast-food-lasagna.html Fast Food Lasagna]], and the [[http://www.epicmealtime.com/videos/2010/11/1/angry-french-canadian.html Angry French Canadian]], for a soup kitchen! They also urged their fans to do the same thing in TheStinger.
--> '''Harley''': "We're douchebags and we came and we volunteered, so what's your excuse?"
* ''Slop Tart'' was a special episode where EMT teamed up with Action Against Hunger to promote the Give Your Calories charity app. They donated $0.01 for every one of the 180,000 calories in the giant Pop-Tart they put together, for a total of $1,800.
--> '''Harley''': "Next time, everybody eats."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chV1rqkxSKo&feature=youtu.be Bacon Cornucopia.]] Harley spends the first minute of the episode paying for people's groceries.
-->"Hey, question, can I buy this for you? I wanna do something nice."