Haiku: Warehouse 13

Artie insists that
it's "America's Attic".
Snag, bag, and tag it!

Frederic says it's
"A Place of Endless Wonder"
Welcome to Thirteen
—Mystnmist1217

It's like SCP
But instead of weird creatures
It's a whole lot worse.

"Do not do the thing."
"But Artie, what if the thing—"
"DO NOT DO THE THING!"
—Talewind