%%No potshots or digs
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Christian Chandler's life\\
As he wishes it would be-\\
Plus mutant hedgehogs.

[[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic!]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu!]]\\
[[CrackFic I say: do the]] FusionDance!\\
[[FromBadToWorse And then...]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong screw it up!]]

C-dubya-C has\\
This comic, which [[WishFulfillment grants wishes]]\\
To disturbing lengths.

"Hand drawn first issue"\\
[[DeadpanSnarker As if we couldn't see the]]\\
[[SpecialEffectFailure Showing marker lines]].

I feel dead inside.\\
Why is this bullshit a thing?\\
Please just kill me now.