Only one pizza.
We fight and try to get it.
And kill each other.
Give me that pizza.
I will commit a war crime
So I can eat it.
oh, look, there's pizza!
time to fight you to the death
just to have a bite!
I finally have it
I put in my mouth
and OUCH WHAT THE FU-
Well, what have we here?
Pepperoni pizza pie?
Gimme that—oh fuck.
We all claim it, yes.
The hunger for it is vast.
By losing, all win.
I wrote this haiku
To distract you long enough
To steal the pizza.
You have the pizza!
* smack smack punch punch punch kick kick*
No pizza for you!
This pizza is yours?
Why, that simply cannot be!
Now die horribly.
I held the pizza
In my hands, then it was gone!
Someone had took it.
