Haiku / Fanservice

Hey, fans! To reward
all those watching right now, here
is some T and A.

What a strange plot twist
She's suddenly half-naked
Let's not ask questions

I really like breasts.
If only I could see some.
Who's This character?

This show is boring!
Wait...is that some breasts I see?
Let's keep watching this!
ICantThinkOfAWittyName (who is a girl and straight, so no, she’s not serious), edited by So We Ate Them

Oh, look! Shirtless guys.
I say for all the ladies,
"Thank you, TV show."

Time now to show some
Gratuitous nudity
To attract watchers.

Show skin; get ratings.
It's stupid, but you know what?
I'm okay with that.

All Men Are Perverts?
Let's capitalized on that;
Show some skimpy clothes.