Haiku / Everything's Deader with Zombies

There is a zombie
There is no apocalypse.
He's here anyway.

–-No Name Given

Formerly dead things
Pop up due to inherent
Awesomeness perceived.

–-So We Ate Them

My friends are all dead.
I can't let them eat my brains!
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–-Kif

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