Haiku / Criminal Minds

A highly skilled team
Hunts those who are pure evil
Or just stir crazy

Criminal Minds: Come
for the bishounen; stay for
the psycho killers.

How can nobody
Morgan become the team lead
Being so useless??

Reid; kidnapped again
How much longer will it be
till his luck runs out?

You know you're screwed
if you rape, kill or torture
and the team knows it.

I want to be tough
When I'm getting on in years
Just like old man Dave.