Though it looks like one,
This poem ain't a haiku,
I'm telling the truth!
Blatant lies are not
On any page on this site
None at all, moron
This is a sonnet
Certainly not a haiku
There are still more lines
This is a haiku.
I know how to write haikus, I am the best. THE BEST
This is how haikus are written, you know
I know exactly what I am currently doing
This is certainly
not a haiku, not at all.
Just a bunch of words.
I'm not a troper
I'm not on a computer
That's not a Haiku