It is obvious that\\
Miura is a homo-sadist\\
And Guts is his bitch.

Of the fifth Godhand\\
Misery shall descend now\\
As LightIsNotGood.
->-- [[{{Tropers/Falconfly}} Falconfly]]

Too big to be called\\
A sword - it was more like a\\
Slab of raw iron.

[[PrivateMilitaryContractors Young mercenaries]]\\
[[DarkAndTroubledPast Dark pasts]], but still [[TrueCompanions Nakama]]\\
[[FromBadToWorse Enjoy while you can]].\\

Towards an elf isle\\
Across the seas they travel\\
Oh shit tentacles

Miura writes so slowly\\
Lazy japanese mangaka is lazy\\
No new chapter

[[CrapsackWorld This world is fucked up]]\\
Who would want to call this home?\\
Let's ask the Behelit.

Miura's mind is\\
Fucked up past recognition.\\
Read on to see how.

Guts is so badass.\\
He swings around that huge sword\\
Like it's a pillow.

I wish that [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Casca]]\\
Had not been [[RapeAsDrama raped]] by [[BigBad Griffith]].\\
She's annoying now.

Oh, dear Miura,\\
Please get the group to Elfhelm,\\
We cannot take it.

God, I hate Griffith,\\
And how he became [[spoiler: Femto]]\\
He scares me shitless.

This torrent is slow\\
Several more hours until\\
Griffith fucks things up.

I want Casca cured\\
She needs more development\\
Time for HeadCanon.

To one called Griffith:\\
Why you gotta be like that?\\
That shit ain't cool, bro.