Haiku / Airplane!

Flight crew is too sick.
Only one man can fly this.
Don't call me Shirley.

"I just want to say
Good luck, we're counting on you."
(Invoke Rule of Three).

Plane is in trouble!
"Looks like I picked the wrong week
To quit sniffing glue.

Zucker and Zucker
Love to put their mother in
Very funny roles.

Airplane, what is it?
Very funny movie, but
Not important now.

Did you have the fish?
We need a pilot right now
Or else we'll all die!
— Bissek