Funny / You've Got M@il

  • When Kathleen's campaign makes Joe look bad on TV:
    Joe (seeing himself on TV): Hey, there's the good-looking guy!
    TV!Joe: I sell cheap books. I do, so sue me.
    *cut to reporter*: And that, in a nutshell, is the Fox Books philosophy.
    Joe: Hey!
    Kevin: You said that?
    Joe: Yeah, but...that's not all I said! I said - aww, I can't believe those bastards! I said we were great. I said you could sit and read for hours and no one will bother you. I said we have a hundred and fifty thousand titles. I showed them the New York section. I said we were a goddamn piazza! A place in the city where people can mingle and mix and be!
    Kevin: ...Piazza?