History Funny / YouDontKnowJack

** There's a similar, less vulgar easter egg; if you name yourself "I don't care," Cookie will name you some random, witty name. For example "Nobody."

-->There’s no “i” in “team”...\\
...and there’s no “i” in “cyclops” either. Interesting.

--> '''Old Man''': Your temper's just like your mother!\\

Nothing beats eating cotton candy
-->and watching abused animals perform."

-->'''Buzz:''' ''(panting heavily)'' Thought you'd seen the last of me, huh? Well, you can't get rid of me that—''(trapdoor opening)''—AAAAAAAAAAH!
-->'''Guy:''' Nice one.
-->'''Cookie:''' Thanks—Guy? How did you get up here?
-->'''Guy:''' I came up from the Hollywood floor. [[CallBack I was cheesing around looking for Keanu Reeves]].
-->'''Cookie:''' Oh, did I say he was there? I was--
-->'''Guy:''' Hey, it's fine. Heh. Look at Buzz go.
-->'''Cookie:''' Yeah.]]
-->'''Guy:''' No, no—you have to look real close.
-->'''Cookie:''' Uh, I don't think—
-->'''Guy:''' It's okay, I'll hold on to your belt.
-->'''Cookie:''' I'm...not wearing a belt—''(thump)''—AAAAAAAAAAH!

** [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuhTfhzgJTwLdUgwCWERR3j_bZKCFLGWj A playlist]]

*** Thrice: Quit to desktop, usually with a quip about how you can't do anything about it.

* All of the Impossible Questions in Volume 3 live up to their name, with the exception of one - its category is "It's a Dog!" and the question is "What has four legs, a tail, and barks?" Guess what the answer is. [[spoiler:Yep, a dog.]]

* The second episode, regardless of the theme you've picked, has [[spoiler: Cookie crashing the game]] from [[ButtMonkey Buzz]], the intended host and [[spoiler: dropping him down a trap door]] only to get chewed out by Helen for doing so.
** At one point, Buzz finally gets back to the "surface", swearing revenge on [[spoiler:Cookie]]... Until [[spoiler:Guy Towers comes into the booth and serves the said revenge on both of 'em, by sending them to The Bottom.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Buzz:''' ''(panting heavily)'' Thought you'd seen the last of me, huh? Well, you can't get rid of me that—''(trapdoor opening)''—AAAAAAAAAAH!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Guy:''' Nice one.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' Thanks—Guy? How did you get up here?]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Guy:''' I came up from the Hollywood floor. [[CallBack I was cheesing around looking for Keanu Reeves]].]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' Oh, did I say he was there? I was--]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Guy:''' Hey, it's fine. Heh. Look at Buzz go.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' Yeah.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Guy:''' No, no—you have to look real close.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' Uh, I don't think—]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Guy:''' It's okay, I'll hold on to your belt.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' I'm...not wearing a belt—''(thump)''—AAAAAAAAAAH!]]
* Floor 112: Language is sponsored by Ye Olde Booze Shoppe, which leaves some samples behind. Over the course of the game Cookie gets drunker, and drunker, until the 12th question: [[spoiler: "Which of these slang terms for "regurgitation" is NOT a good example of "onomatopoeia?" The four available choices are "barf", "hurl", "ralph", and "upchuck", but while you have to choose one, Cookie does all of the above... [[CantHoldHisLiquor literally, yes.]]]]

-->[[spoiler: '''Cookie:''' Urgh...yeah. Upchuck is...that's not the sound that makes.]]

* Episode 25 revolves around Cookie sending out e-vites for his party to members of the staff. '''Literally''' each and every one of them turn him down, [[IHaveToIronMyDog giving him ridiculous excuses]] (such as Donny getting a hysterectomy and two members of the staff getting two-for-one lobotomies), and it culminates in Question 10n, where an angry Cookie asks the player which excuse he heard makes any medical sense, [[spoiler: with Cookie not only peppering in more insults towards those who made the excuses in the first place in addition to pointing out why they're wrong, but calling everyone out even on the right answer.]]
-->'''Cookie:''' [[spoiler: An otolaryngologist is an ear, nose and throat doctor.]] ''All the rest of you are'' '''f**king bad liars.'''

* Also from a demo episode (Snow Globe Surplus Store) and question, one of the questions is which WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes character could not pose for the Chinese zodiac. [[spoiler: The answer is Daffy Duck]]. Cookie's response after that...
--> '''Cookie:''' [[spoiler: Nope, no duck on the Chinese calendar, just on a Chinese menu! (quack)]]

* Episode 8 is basically to ''YDKJ 2015'' what Episode 47 was to ''2011''. The show opens with Cookie announcing that the episode will be guest-starring Creator/PaulRudd. He doesn't show up for the first question... or throughout the rest of the show, throughout which both Billy O'Brien and Old Man troll Cookie (the latter comes back in true BrickJoke style in "Foggy Facts with Old Man", which basically boils down to "During which question did I troll Cookie?"), Cookie gets increasingly annoyed with each passing question that Paul Rudd doesn't show up (going so far as to replace the Paul Rudd-themed Dis or Dat with people who "showed up where they were expected" and "didn't show up at all"), and almost every single question involves Paul Rudd in some way. This culminates in the Jack Attack, "Just Don't Pick Paul Rudd", where the clues are extremely obvious and all of the wrong answers are "Paul Rudd". The final prompt of said Jack Attack is "totally heartbroken", with the answer being [[spoiler:Cookie Masterson]], of course. Then the end reveals that [[spoiler:Paul Rudd was never supposed to be there to begin with; Cookie was only deluding himself that Paul Rudd was going to be on the show]].

** A delicate question about musicals '''OR''' A musical question about delicates? [[spoiler: If the latter is chosen, the question starts with a intro like a Broadway musical.]]
** A question where the answer is Shia [=LaBeouf=] '''OR''' A question where the answer is NOT Shia [=LaBeouf=]? [[spoiler: If the former is chosen, all the possible choices are "Shia [=LaBeouf=]".]]
** A question where everything is spelled correctly '''OR''' A question where everything is spelled incorrectly? [[spoiler: Depending on what's chosen, either the word "everything" or every other word in the question will be spelled correctly.]]
** A forward question '''OR''' A backward question? [[spoiler: If the latter is chosen, the question is choice D and Cookie calls out anyone who chooses it.]]
** A question with nothing to hide '''OR''' A question with an ulterior motive? [[spoiler: If the former is chosen, Cookie just gives the answer.]]

'''Schmitty''': [[LukeIAmYourFather ...Daddy]]?

--> '''Cookie''': Oh, come on! An 8 way tie? Oh, the odds are pretty much against that. Much better odds you somehow manipulated the game to find out if this scenario would trigger the custom audio file you're hearing right now. Is it everything you hoped for? Anyway, since you know the game so well, here's the part where you hear the slam and the words "You Don't Know Jack". Wait for it. ({{Beat}}) Should be any time now.

* Episode 14 has Cookie arguing with his cats who claim that he steals office supplies.
--> '''Cookie''': THEY WERE COMPLIMENTARY, DAMMIT!

-->'''Cookie:''' Oh, so you're [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with yourself?]]

* Almost all of the Pissed About A Question questions from ''Netshow'' can count, but probably the funniest is one discussing a potential convention for fans of the Netshow, where everyone who attends [[CoitusEnsues can have sex]]. Bonus points for the question not coming from someone who’s upset, but from a legitimate fan of the game.

* This time, if you give "Fuck You" in the Gibberish Question, Cookie doesn't take away any extra money and just gives your device an Easter egg, saying he's been doing this for about 20 years (and mutters that he still looks young in his headshot) along with a link at the bottom to [[https://youtu.be/xEDIkKXPIHs The Congratulations Chicken]]. Try to watch the video ANS play at the same time.

-->'''Nate, [[BaitAndSwitchCompassion faking sympathy:]]''' Aw, BlatantLies I-I'm sorry, that's incorrect, b-but it was a really bad guess!

-->'''Nate, [[BaitAndSwitchCompassion faking]] [[JerkwithaHeartofJerk sympathy:]]''' Aw, [[BlatantLies I-I'm sorry]], that's incorrect, b-but [[KicktheDog it was a really bad guess!]]

** ''5th Dementia'': "Oh come on, you wuss, you're playing by yourself! What, do you think I'm gonna tell everyone how much [[{{Jerkass you suck?!}}]]”

** ''5th Dementia'': "Oh come on, you wuss, you're playing by yourself! What, do you think I'm gonna tell everyone how much {{Jerkass you suck?!}}”

'''Old Man''': Son!\\

** ''5th Dementia'': "Oh come on, you wuss, you're playing by yourself! What, do you think I'm gonna tell everyone how much [[Jerkass you suck?!]]”

-->'''Nate, [[BaitAndSwitch faking]] [[JerkwithaHeartofJerk sympathy:]]''' Aw, [[BlatantLies I-I'm sorry]], that's incorrect, b-but [[KicktheDog it was a really bad guess!]]