* This dialogue from "Gee, Officer Krupke" stands out:
-->'''A-Rab''' ''(imitating psychiatrist)'': In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!\\
'''Action''': Hey, I got a social disease!
* The opening lines of "America"
-->'''Anita''': Puerto Rico, [[SarcasmMode my heart's devotion...]]Let it sink back in the ocean!
** "I like the island Manhattan. Smoke on your pipe and put ''THAT IN.''"
** The "hell, did you just get burned" gestures everyone makes at Bernardo when Anita comments "Don't forget ''I'm'' in America."
** This little exchange:
-->'''Bernardo''': I think I'll go back to San Juan.
-->'''Anita''': I know a boat you can get on.
-->'''Shark Girls''': Bye bye!
** Hell, this entire scene, but this part especially-
-->'''Anita:''' "Trusting with our hearts ''open!''"
-->'''Consuelo:''' "With our arms ''open!''"
-->'''Pepe:''' You came with your mouth ''open!''
* "Yes, sir. [[DeadpanSnarker Would you mind translating that into Spanish?]]"
** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even the Jets laughed at that one.]]