History Funny / VinesauceTomodachiLife

---> '''Levi:''' I am a useless asshole...

--> '''Vinny (Completely deadpan):''' [[{{Unishment}} Oh goddammit]].

--> '''Vinny''': "[[{{Pun}} That was]] ''[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Vinefeld]]''!"

-->'''Vinny''': "It's not my fault that a raven, technical malfunctions, and dead roller coaster people ruined this marriage."

-->'''Vinny''': "Why didn't I give Groose to Peach? No good reason. I just thought maybe there would be a chance I could break [Two Faced and Walrus] up."

-->'''Vinny''': Why am I a little girl?! I don't like it.

--> '''Vinny:''' "Gingerbread cake. Oh..." ''[dun]'' "Oh no!"

'''Vinny''': "Right Jahn?"\\

'''Vinny''': "What do you think, Jahn?"\\

-->'''Vinny''': "Go ahead, make up with Satan."

-->'''Vinny''': "I just got played like a goddamn fiddle!"

-->'''Gaben''': ''[reporting]'' "Oh... sure. If that's what you want."\\
'''Peach''': ''[presenting at the ceremony]'' "Did I tell you? I had a nice lunch with ⍰⍰⍰ the other day."

-->'''Southbird''': "Y'know, he's doing his "Jesus Thing". Teaching the people and all that." ''[Text pops up onscreen as he talks]''

* Southbird gifts Clown Lady a new apartment style, one of the ''pricier'' variants, whereupon she immediately asks “[[UngratefulBastard When is the next one?]]”
* Clown invites Southbird to play a game, via shouting “FUCK YOU WALRUS!”
-->'''Clown''':(The pixelated picture is very obviously Clown) [[BlatantLies He’s a]] [[ButHeSoundsHandsome CEO.]]
-->'''Southbird''': Oh, sure!
* Witch announces her sickness by saying “IWantMyMommy”
** Once she’s cured she asks the (appropriate, for her character) question “How could one not like candy corn?”
* Broccoli gets sick, proclaims his ‘sadnes’[sic] and instead of saying what’s wrong when asked, he simply says “I’m dying inside.”

--> '''Gordon Ramsay''': [[WebVideo/JonTron MY ADDRESS IS ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE HELP!]]
--> '''Little Mac''': ...that was sad, colon.
--> '''Gabe Newell''': Semicolon, semicolon.
* The rap battles become absolute nonsense as they don’t even rhyme anymore and barely seem relevant to anything. Then there’s this beautiful moment.
-->'''Satan''': [[ShipperOnDeck Dheerse x Vlinny!]]
-->'''CDI-Link''': So much rejection.

-->'''Groose''': HOLY SHIT.
* The game question “Are they neighbors?” Is replaced with “They are an interesting couple.”

--> '''Vinny:''' (Completely deadpan) [[{{Unishment}} Oh goddammit]].

* Sometimes, Vinny will be made [[LampshadeHanging acutely aware]] of how [[WidgetSeries weird the series has become]]. Case in point, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hfdUBDNeAg stoner Jesus rambling about memes and melting into a puddle after being fed gingerbread cake]].

--> '''Vinny''': "[[IncrediblyLamePun That was]] ''[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Vinefeld]]''!"

[[folder: Special Episodes]]

* Karl tries to go for Banana again, ''despite knowing that she is already with his best friend Little Mac''. Banana immediately rejected him.

** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And finally]], Two Faced claims to have heard strange noises coming from Tingle's apartment while making [[ADateWithRosiePalms "jerk off" motions with her hand]]. This after he just painfully broke up with Clown Lady.

* The [[http://zeldawiki.org/Pinkle Pinkle]] Mii contest, not because of the contest itself, but because of [[http://crazy56u.tumblr.com/post/106866635327/the-third-pinkle-mii-looks-like-my-mom-and-its one person]] [[http://crazy56u.tumblr.com/post/106867139092/you-have-no-idea-how-upsetting-distrubing-this-is in]] [[http://crazy56u.tumblr.com/post/106867594902/so-already-2015-is-off-to-a-bad-start-since-vinny the chat]] [[FreakOut freaking out]] because the third Mii[[note]]3 and 4 were the same one[[/note]] [[UncannyValley looked like his mom]]. It's worth pointing out that the Mii in question was wearing a bikini.

* Vinny gives Ben Drowned the Age-o-matic spray to make him an adult... only to turn him back into a kid minutes later.
** What makes this better is that Vinny started [[{{Corpsing}} dying]] as soon as he did it.

* Vinny gives Cling On a song, but runs into trouble when the line ‘Of a giant space turtle’ is marked as having inappropriate language. Vinny spends a bit completely perplexed at what’s going on and deletes ‘giant’ to see it saves just fine, at first thinking ‘giant’ was marked as a swear for some reason, before realising it was because the filter picked up 'fag’ from the letters being grouped in ‘O'''f a g'''iant space turtle.’

* Clown confesses his love for Princess Peach, only for Groose and Karl Pilkington to show up and declare their love for her as well. She turns them down and goes with Clown. Later in the same episode, Kenny confesses his feelings for Hamburger, and then ''Groose and Karl show up again.'' Once again, the two are turned down in favor of Kenny. Vinny absolutely loses his mind, and dubs the two of them the Sloppy Seconds Brothers, and gives them their own song.

* Vinny's ever-expanding island of freaks is amazing. The islanders have collectively included: [[note]]himself, a hideous Witch, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Waluigi]], [[VideoGame/WarioLand Wario]], a girl with two faces, [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]], WebVideo/BenDrowned, a clown, [[Franchise/LegendOfZelda Tingle]], [[VisualNovel/PacaPlus Alpaca]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose]], a walrus, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Peach]], the infamous purple spyware gorilla [=BonziBUDDY=], Ralph Bluetawn, [[Creator/ValveSoftware Gabe Newell]], Balegdah, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i Link]], [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]], a squeaky-voiced [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] girl who phrases everything as a question, Creator/KarlPilkington, a depressed version of Mario named Sponge, a clown lady, an anthropomorphic hamburger, a botched clone of Vinny named Vlinny, a man with a ridiculously tiny face named Small Face, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Toad]], Film/{{Seabiscuit}}, [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Donkey Kong]], a smiling banana, Music/DavidBowie, an anthropomorphic Hot Dog (who was evicted [[ExactWords cough]] [[TheBusCameBack cough]]), Webcomic/{{Dolan}}, Bowser, Kenny from VideoGame/TheWalkingDead video game, a woman with a huge face named Big Face, J-J-J-J-J-J-Jesus, Wii Fit Trainer, a vertically conjoined twin named Jack & Jill, [[VideoGame/TheBindingofIsaac Isaac]], [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Lolly]], [[VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia Dheerse]], Music/SnoopDogg, a swole Vineshroom simply named Vineswole, a female skeleton (Skelorita), a fake male skeleton boringly named Skeleton (who was evicted 20 minutes later because she wasn't actually male), a piece of broccoli, the Jahns, the glitchy skateboard rider himself Bub Skebulba, an undead that rides a motorcycle (Ghoul Cont), Satan, Pinkle, Pretzel (Sponge's perpetually indifferent brother), Creator/GordonRamsay, [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-wee Herman]], [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Birdo]], [[FanDumb Tucker]], Vineschnoz (a Vinny knockoff with an abnormally large nose who [[CanonImmigrant originally]] appeared in the ''Tomodachi Collection'' corruption stream), and [[Series/TheXFiles Scully and Mulder]]. There have also been four children (each being a {{Mix And Match Critter|s}}) born to the islanders: Two who were given apartments of their own when they grew up, one who was [[PutOnABus sent to travel the world]] ([[OutOfFocus but never got a chance to]]), and one who was [[LastEpisodeNewCharacter born in the final episode]]. Some including one of the children have since then been evicted or assimilated, but even then the island's strangeness remains strong.[[/note]]

* Vinny's ever-expanding island of freaks is amazing. The islanders have collectively included: [[note]]himself, a hideous Witch, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers Waluigi]], [[VideoGame/WarioLand Wario]], a girl with two faces, [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]], WebVideo/BenDrowned, a clown, [[Franchise/LegendOfZelda Tingle]], [[VisualNovel/PacaPlus Alpaca]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose]], a walrus, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers Princess Peach]], the infamous purple spyware gorilla [=BonziBUDDY=], Ralph Bluetawn, [[Creator/ValveSoftware Gabe Newell]], Balegdah, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-i Link]], [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]], a squeaky-voiced [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] girl who phrases everything as a question, Creator/KarlPilkington, a depressed version of Mario named Sponge, a clown lady, an anthropomorphic hamburger, a botched clone of Vinny named Vlinny, a man with a ridiculously tiny face named Small Face, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers Toad]], Film/{{Seabiscuit}}, [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Donkey Kong]], a smiling banana, Music/DavidBowie, an anthropomorphic Hot Dog (who was evicted [[ExactWords cough]] [[TheBusCameBack cough]]), Webcomic/{{Dolan}}, Bowser, Kenny from VideoGame/TheWalkingDead video game, a woman with a huge face named Big Face, J-J-J-J-J-J-Jesus, Wii Fit Trainer, a vertically conjoined twin named Jack & Jill, [[VideoGame/TheBindingofIsaac Isaac]], [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Lolly]], [[VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia Dheerse]], Music/SnoopDogg, a swole Vineshroom simply named Vineswole, a female skeleton (Skelorita), a fake male skeleton boringly named Skeleton (who was evicted 20 minutes later because she wasn't actually male), a piece of broccoli, the Jahns, the glitchy skateboard rider himself Bub Skebulba, an undead that rides a motorcycle (Ghoul Cont), Satan, Pinkle, Pretzel (Sponge's perpetually indifferent brother), Creator/GordonRamsay, [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-wee Herman]], [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Birdo]], [[FanDumb Tucker]], Vineschnoz (a Vinny knockoff with an abnormally large nose who [[CanonImmigrant originally]] appeared in the ''Tomodachi Collection'' corruption stream), and [[Series/TheXFiles Scully and Mulder]]. There have also been four children (each being a {{Mix And Match Critter|s}}) born to the islanders: Two who were given apartments of their own when they grew up, one who was [[PutOnABus sent to travel the world]] ([[OutOfFocus but never got a chance to]]), and one who was [[LastEpisodeNewCharacter born in the final episode]]. Some including one of the children have since then been evicted or assimilated, but even then the island's strangeness remains strong.[[/note]]

* The "Fan Fiction Spitball Corner" takes its lines from [[DrinkingGame/FanFiction the fan fiction drinking game]] on TV Tropes. Particularly if you understand the tropes and cliches being referenced, or if you ''don't'' and it looks like complete gibberish.

--> '''Gordon Ramsey''': [[WebVideo/JonTron MY ADDRESS IS ONE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE HELP!]]

--> '''Gabe Newall''': Semicolon, semicolon.

-->'''Clown''':(The pixelated picture is very obviously Clown) [[BlatantLies He’s a CEO.]]