Funny / Velvet Goldmine

• Jerry DeVine has his moments:
  That man sittin' over there in the white suit... is the biggest thing to come out of this country since sliced Beatles.
• Mandy Slade, introducing her husband in the club, deliriously spiralling off into bizarre streams of consciousness and asking the crowd if they can possibly remember the name for "the piece of skin between the vagina and the anus".^note It's the perineum. Clearly Brian and Mandy have been playing with it a lot.
• Teenage Arthur having an epiphany among his family, while watching Brian Slade being interviewed on TV, and bursting out "That's me! That's me, that is!" His father especially isn't amused.