Funny / Ultimate Galactus Trilogy

• Torturing him for information, Lawson says that "My name is Geheneris HalaSon Mahr Vehl, rank of Pluskommander, officer of the Kree Void Navy. Pluskommander is a rank roughly analogous to Captain". Nick Fury summons Danvers outside, and ask her who is him. "His name's Captain Marvel and he's a spaceman from the Cree indian tribe, sir".
• Thor demanding a keg of beer off Carol Danvers:
  Danvers: Certainly sir. And how far up your ass do you want it shoved?
  Thor: Well, I was thinking of a keg, so…

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