History Funny / TwoBestFriendsPlayMachinimaEpisodes

* The two killing a cat, a pig, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a woman]], and their [[BigOMG subsequent reactions]].

* The guys start this season by playing the UsefulNotes/PlayStation4 version of Assassin's Creed IV and they keep getting a kick out of the game's hilarious technical "issues":

* The return of James Small jokes, where every British person is portrayed as a Sega fanboy obsessed with the UsefulNotes/SegaDreamcast and Master System.

** The final store is a Comic Book shop, whose owner reminds Matt that [[CaptainObvious they sell comic books, not games.]] SmashCut to Matt moping that he doesn't have the game, while [[AttentionDeficitOhShiny getting distracted]] over his purchased Dinosaur comics.

-->"I [[IncrediblyLamePun barely]] got away from that encounter. ({{Beat}}) [[RunningGag ...Nailed it!]]

-->'''Pat:''' [[LightNovel/{{Oreimo}} My little guillotine can't possibly be this cute!]]

* The end, where the Punisher is faced with two hostages being held at gunpoint and told "You can't save both!". Matt makes the Punisher [[WhatAnIdiot chuck a grenade at the feet of the four]] and the explosion kills the gunmen...and the hostages remain unharmed.

-->'''Matt''': Hey, dude, come frolic in the blood with me.
-->'''Pat''': I thought you'd never ask.
-->'''Matt''': Oh man, this reminds me of [[NoodleIncident that one summer...]]

-->'''Pat:''' Use a rubber, or don't use a rubber? "Don't use a rubber," OH NO, [[DeathBySex JASON IS HERE!]]

-->'''Pat:''' Why did [[{{Transformers}} Soundwave]] just decide to kill himself?

-->'''Matt:''' He's the last of the OGs.

-->'''Matt''': [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob BRUCE]] [[{{Fiction 500}} WAYNE]] DOES!

* As with their ''Spider-Man'' video, they occassionally intersperse it with some facts about the Punisher comics, such as [[DorkAge the period when he died and was drafted by Heaven into fighting demons]] (in their words "basically he became a shitty Ghostbuster") and "Franken-Castle". The "In the Marvel Mangaverse, the Punisher was a female Geisha who used a whip and tickled crime bosses to death. No, I'm serious" fact is brought up ''twice''.

* Matt notices Konan and is [[NamesTheSame confused why]] Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian is now a Ninja Girl who fights with paper and is seemingly made of paper.

* Pat does not like Andromeda very much. He ''especially'' doesn't like the [[ContrivedCoincidence Contrived Conveiniences]] done to excuse the game's IdiotPlot

-->'''Pat''': Why's she [[{{Stripperific}} dressed like a skank]], and how come her [[UncannyValley face didn't... work good?]]

** [[AwesomeMcCoolName Killborn Bloodbane]]