Funny / Two Awesome Gamers

Skyblock

• Generally, anytime Whitelite or J3ZA dies results in a laugh, especially given the unfortunate circumstances surrounding each death.
• TAG occasionally edits in screens with white text over a black background to provide unspoken commentary at the right times. Several of these contain some pretty good jokes.
  "Don't comment about the surprise so more ppl get scared Just comment "owned" :P"
• Episode 1. From TAG ruining their cobblestone generator, to Whitelite punching J3ZA off the edge with all the wood, to their first tree getting set on fire...
• The famous part from episode 2:
  Whitelite: "We got any bone marrow? I'll get some bone marrow off of you." *Punches J3ZA*
  J3ZA: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
  Whitelite: "What the fuck!?"
  Black Screen "What. The. Fuck!?"
• From episode 3:
  J3ZA: "What's 64 minus 58?"
  Whitelite: "Uh, I don't know. What's 64?"
  "Odds that this mob spawner will work? Shit all."
  • In the same episode, when J3ZA and Whitelite and climbing up the mob spawner, Whitelite manages to knock both of them off, resulting in J3ZA dying.
  Whitelite: "I survived! (Beat) You didn't."
  • At the end when Whitelite does a Double Take and calls over J3ZA when he sees the base has been invaded by mobs. Oh, Crap! ensues.
• After building wooden swords to take back their mob spawner, the two play around with the new (at the time) blocking feature. They then turn around to attack the spawner... and get blown up from behind by a creeper.
• The montage where TAG tries to take back their mob spawner at the start of episode 5. Especially when they're fighting mobs and a creeper walks up to them:
  Creeper: "Oh hai guysssssssss..." BOOM!
• J3ZA getting "face-fucked by orbs."
• Whitelite's reaction to seeing J3ZA's bridge to land for the first time.
• TAG's life lesson from episode 10:
  Whitelite: "Well, I'm alright, but there's a hole in the floor. It's alright, it's better then dying. Remember that kids."
  J3ZA: "Having a hole in the floor is better then dying. There's a life lesson for ya!"
• The story of "Secret Agent X" (aka J3ZA) who finds a cell phone memory card on the ground one day and discovers it contains text messages to random strangers. He proceeds to find those strangers on Facebook and messages them using information found in the text messages.
  J3ZA: "Let's play a game. I know all about you."
• The Noah's Ark joke while TAG was attempting to move a cow away from Skyblock toward the pastureland.
  Whitelite: "This is Noah's Ark!"
  J3ZA: "I'm pretty sure that had two animals [of each kind]."
  Whitelite: "Fuck it, this is the budget version of Noah's Ark."
  • Heck, the whole episode. TAG wants to get animals to their house on land, but to get there, they have to cross the bridge. They slowly lose more and more animals until, at the end of the bridge, only a few are left. All but one of the animals proceed to kill themselves, leaving TAG with only Hubert the Cow.
• And who could forget J3ZA's story in the episode "Bad Luck J3ZA"? Definitely a must-hear.
• The ending of Episode 15: The pressure plates used as decoration in the storage shed end up activating TNT when Whitelite accidentally places one down and walks backwards into a pressure plate.

Tekkit

• Whitelite is very annoyed at the sound of the wind in the Tekkit mod. When a YouTuber informs him on how to change the setting, he switches it to 400%, climbs to the top of a volcano, and hears the ear-screeching sound.
  "I swear I'm going to kill somebody."

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