! The Series

* ''Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins'': Hanson flipping out when realizing he drunkenly got a tattoo[[note]]It was also the tattoo actor Creator/JohnnyDepp had, and still has, in Real Life.[[/note]] last night, and then blaming his friend Russell for letting him get it.
-->'''Hanson:''' How could you let me get a tattoo?!
-->'''Russell:''' Would you forget about the tattoo!
-->'''Hanson:''' You ''can't'' forget about a tattoo, that's the point!
* ''Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins'', too: Hanson and Russell are heavily arguing when they're driving down a country road, which causes them to run over a cow - both screaming an incredibly long "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twX1BrA-4GQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1874 WHHHHOOOOAAA!!!]]", which is funny to begin with. Then they wind up in the county jail and have to deal with a grumpy sheriff, while Russell is his wacky self while still trying to convince Hanson to go stop a wedding of an ex-flame.
-->'''Russell:''' ''[To the sheriff]'' Give me a break. ''Vehicular cowicide''? Is that really on the books?
-->'''Sheriff:''' That was a fifty-five-hundred dollar cow, and you don't have any insurance.
--> '''Russell:''' Well, neither did the cow. This is a no-fault state, isn't it?
-->'''Sheriff:''' ''[To Hanson, pointing at Russell]'' Where the hell did you pick up this ''fellon''?
-->'''Russell:''' I appreciate that, Sir.
-->''[...]''
-->'''Russell:''' ''[To Hanson]'' You are one yard away from the goal line and you call time out. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Play. For the. Tie. Go. For. The. touchdown.]] Go... for the... ahh... ahh.. touchdown... ahh... ahh... touchdown!
-->'''Sheriff:''' ''[To Hanson]'' Who ''is'' this guy?
* ''Draw the Line'': [[https://youtu.be/F0Jps-4VGK4?t=935 The scene]] when Booker arrives with Hanson (having gotten the latter out of prison under the pretense that Harry died) at Penhall's - everything's funny about it (in an otherwise [[PlayedForDrama grim]] and [[{{Tearjerker}} tearjerkery]] episode). First Penhall's look of utter unbelief contrasted with Hanson's nonchalant expression. Then the confusion stemming from Hanson's (wrongly) believing Harry has just died:
-->'''Hanson:''' Doug, I'm sorry about Harry.
-->'''Doug:''' It's o.k., he'll snap out of it.
-->''[Hanson turns to look at Booker]''
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[To Booker]'' He doesn't know?
-->'''Booker:''' I meant to tell you...
-->'''Penhall:''' Tell me what?
-->'''Booker:''' Not ''you''...
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[Turns to Penhall]'' Doug... Harry's dead.
-->'''Penhall:''' [[LittleNo No!]]
-->'''Booker:''' ''[Matter-of-factly]'' No.
-->'''Hanson:''' What do you mean, no?
-->'''Booker:''' He's still in the hospital.
-->'''Penhall:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!]]''
-->'''Hanson:''' ''[Confused]'' Then what am ''I'' doing here?
: : Then Hanson's repeatedly exclaiming "What for? WHAT FOR???" talking over Penhall. Then Hanson's aloof uttering of (to Penhall) "Listen to him. I'm going to grab a beer". Then, while Hanson does so, Penhall and Booker's yelling at each other and talking over each other. Then it is [[CrowningMomentOfFunny sealed by]] Hanson's asking "Is this a twist-off, or do I need an opener?" over Penhall and Booker's ''still'' continuing yelling over each other.
* Even the otherwise completely NightmareFuel episode ''La Bizca'' (featuring the civil war and human right violations in El Salvador) had funny moments.
** Penhall and Hanson, driving a rental car, are stopped by the corrupt army - who blow up the tyres of the car. Hanson in shocked reaction very awkwardly covers his mouth with his passport. Penhall says "Great, what do we do now?", the soldier says a word in Spanish, then realizing they don't speak Spanish, puts his index and middle finger on the palm of his other hand, upon which Penhall and Hanson at the exact same time exclaim "''walk''". When they walk away they start bickering in a HeterosexualLifePartners way about whose fault it was that the soldiers got angry, and it ends with them simultaneously exclaiming: "They took our badges. We don't need our stinkin' badges!".
** Hanson exclaiming in a squeaky, high pitched, exasperated voice [[https://youtu.be/Et-NZcwShvE?t=17 "We don't even know who you are!"]]
** When someone knocks on their hotel door in the middle of night, alarming them, Hanson for some reason puts a towel on his head as if it is some veil, and takes a drawer in his hands ready to defend himself with.

! The Film

* The one-strap/two-strap backpack situation.
* "You have the right to... to suck my ''dick'', motherfucker!"
** "I did read him his rights. I did a version of that."
*** Also, the apparent need to scream "FUCK YOU!" after every arrest.
*** Jenko and Schmidt getting even with one of the One Percenters by dry-humping him and tea-bagging him ("Drop my nuts on your muthafuckin' forehead!"), respectively. Schmidt celebrates their arrest by firing his gun in the air, sending bystanders scurrying for cover.
* Captain Dickson's rant about being an AngryBlackMan stereotype.
** Pretty much everything he says is hysterical.
** Even better, he's played by [[Music/IceCube the guy who rapped "Fuck the Police".]]
** Capped off in the end credits where his name appears over a shot of a police car.
* Jenko messing with Schmidt during his phone call.
* Schmidt's DelayedReaction to getting stabbed during a fight.
-->"Oh, shit. When did I get stabbed?"
** The crowd starts to wither with this news, until Schmidt goes "That's awesome!", causing the entire party to go back into full swing.
* Jenko's chemistry quiz.
-->Question: How is a covalent bond different from an ionic bond?
--->a) YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
--->b) NO, I'M NOT.
--->c) YEAH YOU ARE, DUMBASS.
--->d) FUCK YOU, QUIZ.
* After taking HFS, Jenko returns to class and writes on the whiteboard, while high.
-->"One particle of {{Unobtanium}} has a nuclear reaction with a [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture flux capacitor]]; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive spider]]!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"
** The shot during the credits is equally funny, where instead he just wrote the word "BOOBS" in gigantic letters.
* The car chase which lampshades the EveryCarIsAPinto trope throughly.
** And the scene right before, where Jenko and Schmidt steal a driving school's car; the teacher tries to stop them before abruptly giving up, muttering, "Oh, who cares?"
* [[spoiler: The coach getting his dick shot off and [[{{Squick}} trying to pick it up with his teeth]].]]
** [[spoiler: If you have good enough eyesight, you can see that he's actually trying to pick up half of a hot dog... and his actual dick is next to it.]]
-->You shot him in the dick!
-->YOU SHOT ME IN THE DICK!
* Schmidt and Jenko getting high. First, they promptly try to get rid of HFS before it gets into their system by shoving their fingers in ''each other's'' throats to force a vomit reflex, but wind up having to go to class altered beyond belief. HilarityEnsues.
** Or more importantly, the screen cap for the last stage of "FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" to whomever is on the stuff.
* After Schmidt and Jenko go to 21 Jump Street after their HFS mishap, one of the undercover recruits mock them for it.
---> '''Jr. Jr.''': Meanwhile, you two were fingah-poppin' each otha's eesho's (finger-popping each other's assholes).
---> '''Schimdt''': We weren't "fingah-poppin' each otha's eesho's." We're getting shit done.
* After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with Creator/RobertDowneyJr ''before'' he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"
** Possibly due to the fact she was high (or at least getting there) on the trip home just before they find the party in full swing.
** Hell, Schmidt and Jenko planning the party. They realise they'll need beer & comment that they'll need fake I.D.s to do so; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they're both over 21. Then they realise they'll need drugs & comment that they'll need to find a dealer; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they know a way to get a shit-load of drugs for free -- raid the evidence lock-up for several large bags of pot.
** Jenko initially goes for cocaine, but Schmidt shoots it down: "We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives!"
* Schmidt praying to Korean Jesus for help and getting yelled at by Dickson for wasting Korean Jesus' time.
-->'''Dickson''': Korean Jesus ain't got time for your problems! He busy! With '''KOREAN SHIT'''!
* "HAVE SOME FAIRY DUST MOTHERFUCKER!"
* The "ZZ Top" biker [[spoiler:turns out to be Hanson, played by Creator/JohnnyDepp himself!]]
* Schmidt and Molly walk in on a girl-boy-girl threesome, with the guy in the middle. When they walk out, Molly starts laughing and asks, "What was the girl in the back doing?"