History Funny / ThisIsIt

Despite being known for their [[NightmareFuel/ThisIsIt nightmare-inducing works,]] somehow they managed to make some absolutely gut-busting moments.

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]]
* As soon as Sketchbook starts singing, Yellow Guy looks at her with a surprised expression with his mouth wide open.
* "I use my hair to express myself." "That sounds really boring." "...[[TranquilFury I use my hair to express myself!]]"
* Every time Sketchpad disses what Yellow Guy tries to deem creative.
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' (sitting next to a clown painting) I might paint a picture of a clown!\\
'''Sketchbook:''' Whoa there, friend; you might need to slow down! ''[[SurpriseCreepy (black sludge slides down the painting as all music cuts out)]]''
** "Green is not a creative color."
* Just ''look'' at Sketchbook's face after the DisneyAcidSequence. She took it about as well as the audience did.
-->'''Sketchbook:''' Now let's all agree to never be creative again. ''(falls down)''
* At the very first scene of the video, a potted cactus is seen [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]].

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME]]
* [[MostAnnoyingSound "Meh! Meh! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH!"]]
** [[EarAche Yellow Guy's ears bleeding from it.]]
* Red's "I'm so done" attitude in the second video. One such example is that, when they're going on a journey through time, he [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight doesn't question the change in scenery at all]], instead just telling the clock that they don't ''want'' to go through a journey through time because "We're going to miss our show".
* "An old man died!" "But look, a computer!"
* Duck Guy is making a tower of cards, when Tony suddenly karate-chops it.
-->'''Tony the Clock:''' HM! There’s a time and a place for mucking around!\\
'''Duck Guy:''' Like birthdays!\\
'''Red Guy:''' And camping!\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' I’m friends with my dad.\\
'''Roy:''' ''(disconcerting {{Gonk}} stare, heavy breathing)''
* "My dad is a com-co... computer!"
*
-->'''Tony the Clock:''' ...the future doesn't exist!\\
'''Duck Guy:''' ''(slightly disappointed) Oh.''
* [[CaptainObvious "Time is important and I am a clock."]]
** The fact that he says this immediately after being asked questions about time; you can tell that he's desperately trying to avoid answering them.
* "Let's go on a journey / a journey through all time / a time that's changing all the [[RhymingWithItself time]] / it's time to go to '''[[PainfulRhyme time]]'''!"
** The crack on the last word is ''very'' hard to miss so you may laugh out loud if not chuckle at that.
** After which he calls Red stupid. Hilarious, since he just big-time fucked up the rhyme scheme.
* During the fish sequence.
--> "It's nine-thirty, and there's fish everywhere." ''(looks around and shrugs)'' "Fish everywhere."
* [[OnlySaneMan Red Guy's]] reaction to the clock suddenly talking.
--> "Wha... who is that...?"
** Yellow Guy and Duck Guy meanwhile are looking at Tony with expressions that say [[HereWeGoAgain "Aw crap, not again!"]]
* When Yellow Guy lifts up a tree, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tony is seen scowling at him with his hands on his hips in the background.]]
* Tony saying how important time is because it helps making pizza and how he pronounced it.
--> "Now you can see the importance of time; it helps us make ''pizzer'', it keeps things in line."
* At the end, instead of rotting like the others, Red Guy turns into an old man. Complete with a cane, according to [[http://65.media.tumblr.com/48fea6d8aed584f552051a8640f49280/tumblr_o99hx1HDbD1vq6cmmo4_250.jpg this]] behind the scenes image.

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3]]
* '''*Splat*''' Eugh! Pesky bee!
* After Yellow Guy runs off upset:
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hmm, he seems upset about something]].
* Yellow Guy's reaction upon meeting the talking butterfly.
--> [[WhatAnIdiot A little baby pigeon!]]
* Near the start of Shrignold's song, he sings a bit about "harmony" and it's spelled out in clouds in front of him. Only it's misspelled as "H-A-R-M-U-N-E-E".
* Yellow Guy [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything petting the gopher]], who asks him to rub harder.
* "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky!]]"
* [[SkewedPriorities Duck Guy and Red Guy eating chicken instead of trying to find their friend.]]
-->'''Red Guy:''' Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind.\\
'''Duck Guy:''' Yes, but there's lots of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken.\\
'''Red Guy:''' I'd also like to eat the chicken. ''(takes out a knife and fork)'' Let's do that instead
** The fact that the chicken is not only covered in bugs, but isn't even cooked.
** Halfway through, the other two puppets decide to go find the Yellow Guy. Duck Guy declares "isn't that what friends do?" before turning to the camera and admitting "and we have finished the chicken picnic...". The {{Beat}} after he says this makes it look like he's asking the viewer for a better idea.
*** The look on Duck Guy's face as he's staring at the camera is a look of confused anger. Just look at his eyes.
* The Tombstones titled Mrs. and Mr. Dead
* "I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this bug..."
* The LostAesop at the end of the Michael song.
-->'''Shrignold''': You see? Everyone has a special one.\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Rabbit Boy:''' [[BlatantLies Even Michael!]]
* "[[CrapsackWorld Do you ever feel like life's unfair]]/[[ItMakesSenseInContext 'cause everybody hates you and no one cares?]]"
* After the group is reunited and the Yellow Guy is offered an egg:
--> '''Red:''' Maybe it's because we... ''(makes a heart shape with his arms)'' LOVE you.

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4]]
* While playing their board game:
-->'''Red Guy:''' What is the biggest thing in the world?\\
'''Duck Guy:''' That's a tricky one!\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' A Mountains? The sky! A windmill--\\
'''Duck Guy:''' ''No!''
* Yellow Guy commenting that he'd like to be as smart as a computer, complete with a brief ImagineSpot of him [[MyBrainIsBig with a big brain]] and an adorably goofy grin on his face.
* Red Guy's increasing annoyance with Colin.
-->'''Red Guy:''' Actually, we already have a computer--\\
'''Colin:''' ''[[ShutUpKirk GREAT!]]'' Great news!
** When Colin asks for where they live, their name, and what they like to eat:
--->'''Duck Guy:''' [[CaptainObvious I live in my house!]]\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' Spaghetti!\\
'''Red Guy:''' Well, my name is--\\
'''Colin:''' GREAT NEWS!!
** And then Red Guy realizes that Colin is just stalling:
--->'''Colin:''' Just a few more questions and we'll be on our way!\\
'''Red Guy:''' Wait a second...\\
'''Colin:''' What's your favorite color?\\
'''Red Guy:''' Stop talking...\\
'''Colin:''' Do you like cow's or goat's milk?\\
'''Red Guy:''' [[TranquilFury Be quiet...]]\\
'''Colin:''' [[MotorMouth Do you have brown hair? What's your blood type? Are you allergic to]]--\\
'''Red Guy:''' Shut up! ''(smacks his hand on Colin's keyboard)''\\
'''Colin:''' ''[[HatesBeingTouched Don't touch]]'' '''''[[HellIsThatNoise MEEEEEEEE]]'''''
*** The fact that Red's only response to Colin suddenly screeching is to turn to the camera and let out a quick "What?!" before the screen glitches out could make some people let out a little chuckle.
*** Even better is the fact that this is pretty much how you create an account on any website, including TVTropes.
** Also this:
--->'''Red Guy:''' Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too, but in this digital world, what can we do?\\
''(beat)''\\
'''Red Guy:''' ''(annoyed)'' [[RepeatedCueTardyResponse What can we...]]\\
'''Colin:''' HEY, GOOD QUESTION!
** ''[[CallBack Ti]][[OhCrap me?!]]''
* Digital Dancing! Followed by Colin doing a jig.
** Then Yellow Guy and Duck Guy show off some of ''their'' dance moves. At one point, Duck Guy can be observed doing some ''pelvic thrusts''.
* "Wow, look, a pie graph!" "Digital style!" "Do the digital dancing, hey! This is fun!". The fact that these three lines are [[OverlyLongGag repeated multiple times]] with only the Yellow Guy's part changing has made them (but mostly the "Digital Style!" part) [[MemeticMutation something of a meme]]. And then...
--> "Wow, look, ''nothing!''"
* [[spoiler:Red Guy's head randomly exploding into glitter at the end after seeing the StylisticSuck reenactment of the first episode.]]
* The scene where the trio is transported into the digital world after Red Guy pushes Colin's BerserkButton is filled with [[HellIsThatNoise scratchy, eerie, electric static-like noises]] and disturbing images. And then at one point, Gilbert the Globe pops out of nowhere and shouts out "HEY THERE!" with a big smile on his face.
* When the puppets are all questioning what the biggest thing in the world is, they all look at the globe and say prompting statements like "If only there is ''some way'' to learn more about the world." They've gotten so used to things randomly coming to life to teach them lessons at this point that they're either expecting it or [[RepeatedCueTardyResponse actively trying to provoke the objects around them to get it over with]].
** Even better, the globe had turned around to reveal its face and was just about to start singing until Colin piped up. The globe just stares blankly before quietly turning back around.
** The trio's dumbfounded reactions as Colin starts singing. It's clear that they weren't expecting that. Shortly afterward, they decide to just roll with it.
** While he's singing, Colin absentmindedly jabs [[ButtMonkey Yellow Guy]] in the face with his cursor. Yellow Guy barely reacts.
* Red Guy is also ''completely'' bored and unimpressed with the world inside of the computer.
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[DullSurprise Oh yeah. Woooow.]] [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch Woooow.]] [[RuleOfThree Woooow.]] [[CaptainObvious This is a computer.]]
* After spending the entire series reacting pretty deadpan-ly to everything around him it's pretty amusing that when Red Guy [[spoiler: accidentally crosses the fourth wall]] he can only squeek out a quick "Wait, what?"
* "Inside my mind there is a digital mind..." Cut to a compartment opening at the top of Colin's head, revealing a sticky brain-like organ.

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5]]
* The beginning:
-->'''Duck Guy:''' Something's...missing...\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' Is it this guy?\\
''(motions to talking bread)''\\
'''Bread:''' ''fishandchips, steakandbeef chachacha grapesandeggs steak...eggs''\\
''(spoon drop, beat)''\\
'''Spinach:''' ARE YOU HUNGRY? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY?\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' No.\\
'''Spinach:''' ''(a little awkward)'' Dodododo...lots of people get hungry.\\
'''Steak:''' That's your body! ''(fork prod)'' Hungry comes from your body! ''(fork prod)''\\
'''Duck Guy:''' Get off me!\\
'''Steak:''' But your body, it musta have to be healthy!\\
''(fork prod)''\\
'''Duck Guy:''' ''Myeeh!''
* As [[http://creepypuppetbrigade.tumblr.com/post/133311481597/i-just-noticed-bread-boy-doesnt-drop-his-spoon this blog post]] points out, the Bread doesn't drop his spoon; it ''breaks''. And he keeps drumming [[TheUnfettered like nothing happened]].
** [[UnexplainedRecovery In between scenes the spoon is somehow fixed.]] It's possible the spoon breaking ''wasn't even intentional'' and they [[ThrowItIn didn't bother to reshoot the scene]].
* "Oh no, look! It's all broken and on the floor!"
** '''''[[SurpriseCreepy "TERRIFYING GURGLE"]]'''''
* The "health shape". It and its groups are incredibly jagged, with multiple sections detached from the main shape.
** The groups include cigarettes and ''gel''.
* Foods that are considered "healthy":
--> "...normal plain-looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce and [[InherentlyFunnyWords aspic]]"
** The steak-man referring to vegetables as "soil foods."
* When the steak-man feeds the model of the digestive system, it responds with a guttural sound, despite being human-shaped.
* The singers are ''terrible''. The slice of bread mutters, the tin of spinach sounds mentally handicapped and the steak-man doesn't even try to find a word that rhymes with "grey".
* The Health Band's standards for healthy food are inconsistent the entire way through the song, including several outright contradictions: pizza is shown as a "nice" food during the body-house segment, but then is dismissed as unhealthy right after in favor of white sauce... which is then itself labelled as bad. It becomes clear early on that they really have no idea what they're talking about, but they just. won't. stop.
* Duck Guy making a worried whine before it cuts to the "health shape".
* "[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable Or]]''[[AccentUponTheWrongSyllable gans]]''."
* After the meat guy compares the digestive system to a house:
-->'''Duck Guy:''' ...That doesn't make sense.\\
'''Spinach Can''': [[IgnoringBySinging Doo doo doo doo doo!]]
* The Health Band's reaction to the phone ringing: they stop everything when the song is interrupted, looking genuinely confused and offended.

[[AC: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6]]
* After Yellow Guy turns off his lamp, it turns back on and comes to life, asking him if he's sleepy and telling him it's silly to be. His response is to shout "No!" and turn off the lamp.
** Yellow Guy's tone as he does so, which doubles as [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]]--his voice has a distinct "I'm so done" tone to it.
* The Lamp itself is incredibly amusing to watch, with his drunken demeanor, goofy walk, and (intentionally) god awful singing voice.
** Combined with the above, Yellow Guy's sobbing protests somehow manage to become [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/76e5365cb864ba2396f5f085b5dd9372/tumblr_o95cs40Gyk1usgxqvo1_540.png a lot funnier]] during the ArtShift.
* "Wouldn't it be funny if one of these files came alive? ''I am a file and you put documents in me...''"
** This later becomes a BrickJoke when [[spoiler:Red Guy messes with the control panel causing]] the teacher keeps changing into other ones, one of them is a file with "DHMIS File 6" on it that actually does sing ''"I am a file and you put documents in me..."''
* When Red Guy gets up on stage to sing the first DHMIS song:
-->'''[[spoiler:Piano-Playing Red Guy]]:''' That's rude...no clothes...
** This further implies that the whole time the three were learning their lessons, Red Guy was naked and ''nobody cared''.
* The [[StylisticSuck atrocious]] piano playing by [[spoiler:a clone of Red Guy]], whose arms are stiff and just moving up and down when pressing upon the keys of the piano.
* As Red Guy performs, he is soon jeered and booed by the crowd of [[spoiler: other Red Guys. Being [[DullSurprise Red Guys,]] the most they can articulate is "It's not very good at all." ]]
* After [[spoiler:Red Guy finds the control panel and begins messing with it, the Lamp turns into Tony the Clock]]. Yellow Guy's exasperated response is hilarious. Same with the [[spoiler:cycling teachers' [[FinishingEachOthersSentences timing.]]]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist!]]\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' Huh!?\\
'''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:The past is far behind us--]]\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' You!?\\
'''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:--The future doesn't exist. Time went new and got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery]]!\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' You made me die!\\
'''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:But look--]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Colin]]:''' [[spoiler: --a computer, I'm a computery guy! Everything made out of buttons and wires, I'd like to show ya--]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Shrignold]]:''' [[spoiler: --why we're here? What's it all about you have no idea! Everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and--]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Steak]]:''' [[spoiler: --[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ice cream beef!]] Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Spinach Can]]:''' [[spoiler: Doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try some--]]\\
''[[spoiler: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Duck Guy]]]]:''' [[spoiler: --fish on my tray? [[MoodWhiplash WHAT!? WHERE AM I!?]]]]
** Notably everyone [[FinishingEachOthersSentences somewhat keeps the song flowing]]... except [[spoiler: the Healthy Band]].
** [[spoiler:After further messing with the control panel]], the teacher keeps changing until it starts cycling through teachers that never appeared before. Their song lyrics get increasingly ridiculous as they go on.
--->'''Solar System:''' We are in the universe! [[CriticalResearchFailure Planets live inside the moon!]] A rocket ship can go to space! A rocket ship can go to the moon!\\
'''Football:''' Sports! Ball! Let's play sports! Cricket ball! Red card!\\
'''Magnet:''' I'm Magnet, and I'm friends with metal I attracted, and it's my best friend!\\
'''Shovel:''' Let's dig a hole at the bottom of the garden...\\
'''Saxophone:''' Bop-a-doo-bop! [[NonSequitur I teach ya how to buy a canoooooooe!]]\\
'''File:''' [[BrickJoke I am a file and you put documents in me!]]\\
'''Stoplight:''' Green is for go! But red is for not go! You can be crushed by a bus!\\
'''Gel Jar:''' Let's learn about gel! I know about gel!\\
'''Cigarette:''' STINKY MOUTH!\\
'''Boombox:''' When music is your favorite friend--
** Also, when the Football says "red card," he harmlessly throws one at Yellow Guy's confused face.
* Could also be considered creepy, but [[spoiler: Red Guy]]'s reaction to seeing [[spoiler: Roy]] comes off as funnier than possibly intended.
* [[spoiler:Sketchbook's]] [[http://67.media.tumblr.com/183a2a20f8d6c0995e16167f77e2f19b/tumblr_o91b739KLP1u4r5apo1_1280.jpg derpy face]] at the end of the story.
* The [[spoiler: Sketchbook's abrupt appearance at the end is pretty hilarious, with their face making it even funnier.]]
* Just before singing the creative song, the camera cuts to a shot of Red Guy's clothes sprawled over the chair and [[IntoxicationEnsues his (presumably) glass of wine empty]].
** Though that could be interpreted in [[DrowningMySorrows a less funny way...]]
* "I'm the Cool Guy, I guess..."

[[AC: Other]]
* Joseph Pelling, one of the directors of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, was [[https://twitter.com/japelling/status/434274094855753728 asked on Twitter]] [[AmbiguousGender what gender Sketchbook was.]] His response: [[ShrugOfGod "paper."]]
* The Kickstarter video has several hilarious moments, especially at the very beginning.
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[DullSurprise Oh dear. We're all tied up.]]\\
'''Duck Guy:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Very strange indeed.]] I have no memory of tying myself up or falling asleep here.\\
'''Yellow Guy:''' ...Why are we in my dad's house?\\
'''Red Guy:''' ''(exhasperated)'' I don't think this is your dad's house.
** Red Guy is forced to read a plea for money while the Money Monster stands over him with a hammer. When Red Guy finishes reading, he turns to the Money Monster and audibly whispers "How was that? Was that okay?" He gets a snarl in response.
** Later, we have this:
--->'''Duck Guy:''' ''(to the Money Monster)'' [[MotorMouth Oh hello, sir! Is this your house? If so you could certainly do with getting a feather duster out! What've you got there, sir? A nice bit of tape fro]]--MMPH!!
** The narrator showing pictures from previous installments and immediately cutting away when the gory stuff shows.
** "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome has reached over twenty million views on YouTube]]. And we think [[DullSurprise that's great.]]"
*** [[TotallyRadical "Seriously cool."]]
* Bad Things That Could Happen is actually fairly funny and entertaining to watch, and it's far tamer than the previous installments of DHMIS because of the complete lack of gore or anything actually frightening.
* Most of [[http://www.itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516 this]] interview of the three puppets.
** When asked what is love, Bird Guy responds with "Bono?" presumably confused with Red Guy's last answer of "I don't know, Bono?" to the previous question of Who do you love?
** Doubled when you realize that the interviewers are just asking questions poised in episodes of the series, which stop after Red Guy points it out:
--->'''Red Guy:''' Oh god, I see what your doing here.
*** Made funnier when you realize that they spelled "you're" as "your."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SijTy5ujN78 This is the story of Michael..]]

''Colin:''' What's your favorite color?\\

'''Colin:''' Do you like cows or goats milk?\\
'''Red Guy:''' [[TranquilFury Be quiet.]]\\

-->'''Yellow Guy:''' (sitting next to a clown painting) I might paint a picture of a clown!

-->'''Tony the Clock:''' HM! There’s a time and a place for mucking around!
'''Duck Guy:''' Like birthdays!
'''Red Guy:''' And camping!
'''Yellow Guy:''' I’m friends with my dad.

-->'''Red Guy:''' Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind.
'''Duck Guy:''' Yes, but there's lots of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken.

'''Red Guy:''' Shut up! ''(smacks his hand on Colin's keyboard)''

-->'''Duck Guy:''' ...That doesn't make sense.

'''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:--The future doesn't exist. Time went new and got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery]]!

-->'''Yellow Guy''': (sitting next to a clown painting) I might paint a picture of a clown!
-->'''Sketchbook''': Whoa there, friend; you might need to slow down! [[SurpriseCreepy (black sludge slides down the painting as all music cuts out)]]

-->'''Sketchbook:'''(After the "creativity explosion") (Beat) "Now let's all agree to never be creative again." '''falls down)''

* ''(Duck Guy is making a tower of cards, when Tony suddenly karate-chops it.)''

-->'''Duck Guy:''' Like birthdays!
-->'''Red Guy:''' And camping!
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' I’m friends with my dad.
-->'''Roy:''' [Disconcerting {{Gonk}} stare, heavy breathing]

* '''Tony the Clock:''' …the future doesn't exist!
--> '''Duck Guy:''' ''(slightly disappointed) Oh.''

--> Red Guy: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hmm, he seems upset about something]].

--> Red Guy: Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind.
--> Duck Guy: Yes, but there's lots of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken.
--> Red Guy: I'd also like to eat the chicken. ''(takes out a knife and fork)'' Let's do that instead

-->'''Shrignold''': You see? Everyone has a special one.
-->(Beat)
-->'''Rabbit Boy''': [[BlatantLies Even Michael!]]

--> '''Red:''' Maybe it's because we... (Makes a heart shape with his arms) LOVE you.

-->'''Red Guy:''' What is the biggest thing in the world?
-->'''Duck Guy:''' That's a tricky one!
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' A Mountains? The sky! A windmill--
-->'''Duck Guy:''' ''No!''

-->'''Red Guy:''' Actually, we already have a computer--
-->'''Colin:''' ''[[ShutUpKirk GREAT!]]'' Great news!

-->'''Duck Guy:''' [[CaptainObvious I live in my house!]]
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' Spaghetti!
-->'''Red Guy:''' Well my name is--
-->'''Colin:''' GREAT NEWS!!

-->'''Colin:''' Just a few more questions and we'll be on our way!
-->'''Red Guy:''' Wait a second...
-->'''Colin:''' What's your favorite color?
-->'''Red Guy:''' Stop talking...
-->'''Colin:''' Do you like cows or goats milk?
-->'''Red Guy:''' [[TranquilFury Be quiet.]]
-->'''Colin:''' [[MotorMouth Do you have brown hair? What's your blood type? Are you allergic to - -]]
-->'''Red Guy:''' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!'' *smacks his hand on Colin's keyboard*
-->'''Colin:''' ''[[HatesBeingTouched Don't touch]]'' '''''[[HellIsThatNoise MEEEEEEEE]]'''''

-->'''Red Guy:''' Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too, but in this digital world, what can we do?
-->''(Beat)''
-->'''Red Guy:''' ''(Annoyed)'' [[RepeatedCueTardyResponse What can we...]]
-->'''Colin:''' HEY, GOOD QUESTION!

-->'''Red Guy''' [[DullSurprise Oh yeah. Woooow.]] [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch Woooow.]] [[RuleOfThree Woooow.]] [[CaptainObvious This is a computer.]]

-->'''Duck Guy:''' Something's...missing...
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' Is it this guy?
-->''(motions to talking bread)''
-->'''Bread:''' ''fishandchips, steakandbeef chachacha grapesandeggs steak...eggs''
-->''(spoon drop, beat)''
-->'''Spinach:''' ARE YOU HUNGRY? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY?
-->'''Yellow Guy:''' No.
-->'''Spinach:''' ''(a little awkward)'' Dodododo...lots of people get hungry.
-->'''Steak:''' That's your body! ''(fork prod)'' Hungry comes from your body! ''(fork prod)''
-->'''Duck Guy:''' Get off me!
-->'''Steak:''' But your body, it musta have to be healthy!
-->''(fork prod)''
-->'''Duck Guy:''' ''myeeh!''

--> '''Duck Guy''': ...That doesn't make sense.
--> '''Spinach Can''': [[IgnoringBySinging Doo doo doo doo doo!]]

--> '''[[spoiler:Piano-Playing Red Guy]]:''' That's rude...no clothes...

--> '''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist!]]
--> '''Yellow Guy:''' Huh!?
--> '''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:The past is far behind us-]]
--> '''Yellow Guy:''' You!?
--> '''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:-The future doesn't exist. Time went new and got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery]]!
--> '''Yellow Guy:''' You made me die!
--> '''[[spoiler:Tony]]:''' [[spoiler:But look--]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Colin]]:''' [[spoiler: --a computer, I'm a computery guy! Everything made out of buttons and wires, I'd like to show ya--]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Shrignold]]:''' [[spoiler: --why we're here? What's it all about you have no idea! Everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and--]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Steak]]:''' [[spoiler: --[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ice cream beef!]] Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Spinach Can]]:''' [[spoiler: Doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try some--]]
--> '''[[spoiler: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Duck Guy]]]]:''' [[spoiler: --fish on my tray? [[MoodWhiplash WHAT!? WHERE AM I!?]]]]

--> '''Solar System:''' We are in the universe! [[CriticalResearchFailure Planets live inside the moon!]] A rocket ship can go to space! A rocket ship can go to the moon!
--> '''Football:''' Sports! Ball! Let's play sports! Cricket ball! Red card!
--> '''Magnet:''' I'm Magnet, and I'm friends with metal I attracted, and it's my best friend!
--> '''Shovel:''' Let's dig a hole at the bottom of the garden...
--> '''Saxophone:''' Bop-a-doo-bop! [[NonSequitur I teach ya how to buy a canoooooooe!]]
--> '''File:''' [[BrickJoke I am a file and you put documents in me!]]
--> '''Stoplight:''' Green is for go! But red is for not go! You can be crushed by a bus!
--> '''Gel Jar:''' Let's learn about gel! I know about gel!
--> '''Cigarette:''' STINKY MOUTH!
--> '''Boombox:''' When music is your favorite friend-

--> Red Guy: [[spoiler: [[DullSurprise “Oh dear, we’re all tied up.”]]]]
--> Duck Guy: [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "Very strange indeed.]] [[spoiler: I have no memory of tying myself up or falling asleep here."]]
--> Yellow Guy: [[spoiler: "… Why are we in my dad’s house?"]]
--> Red Guy: [[spoiler: ''(exhasperated)'' "I don't think this is your dad's house."]]

---> Duck Guy: (''to the Money Monster'') [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Oh hello, sir! Is this your house? If so you could certainly do with getting a feather duster out! What've you got there, sir? A nice bit of tape fro]]--MMPH!!]]

--> '''Red Guy:''' Oh god, I see what your doing here.

--> Duck Guy: (''to the Money Monster'') [[spoiler:[[MotorMouth Oh hello, sir! Is this your house? If so you could certainly do with getting a feather duster out! What've you got there sir? A nice bit of tape fro]]--MMPH!!]]

* At the very first of the video, a potted cactus is seen [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]].

-->'''Red Guy:''' We actually already have a computer--

* '''Splat''' Pesky bee!

*** Made funnier when you realize that they spelled "you're" as "your."

--> '''Solar System:''' We are in the universe! [[CriticaResearchFailure Planets live inside the moon!]] A rocket ship can go to space! A rocket ship can go to the moon!

--> '''Solar System:''' We are in the universe! [[InsaneTrollLogic Planets live inside the moon!]] A rocket ship can go to space! A rocket ship can go to the moon!

--> '''Red Guy:''' Oh god, I see what your doing here.

--> '''[[spoiler:Steak]]:''' [[spoiler: --[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking high-string beef!]] High-string beef makes your teeth go grey!]]