- Dr. Medford, Sr.'s frustration with proper radio traffic protocol.
- "Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!"
- "If I can still raise an arm when I get out of here, I'll show you how well saturated I can get!"
- "Look, held together by saliva." "Yeah, well, spit's all that's holdin' me together right now too."
- Fess Parker's line when being questioned in a mental hospital over his claim of having seen giant flying ants: "A guy would have to be crazy to make up something like that - uhhh..."